₦airaland Forum

ikorodureporta:
You people think you re impressing us but it's not looking Kool on most of you. Some will even wear it with their elephanty leggz

Oga, you wey dey look yansh inko. Yansh na your mate?

pocohantas:
Why don’t you like bum shorts? You have said this way too many times.

The types I see around aren't like this. It's so short you'd start seeing laps looking like under an over-driven tipper in rainy season. It's almost looking like panties and these ladies wearing them here complain it's too long! I'm like wtf.

I don't have anything against bum shorts sha...make short girls just respect themselves.

I go use pidgin yarn una this gist.

Ok, here's a thing. I bin go military.

Before I enter, we screen for NASME, Barracks, Benue State. You know how the matter dey bi for recruits na. And that barracks was the HQ of Nigerian Army Engineering Wing.

There was another SF Barracks close by too. I think, 72 battalion.

As per say I don dey apply for army, I go wear camouflage enter North Bank (the junction close to the market), me and my co-applicant. We dey assume. We wore the three-quarters only, and the wristwatch.

Na so my Regus go slap one guy wey do us seeeeeee. You know in Northbank,the greatest sin you can do is talk to a lady on the road. My uncle was wooing this lady treating me as his 2ic since he knew more about the military than me.

I was so bittered. Why would you slap him? Me wey liver cut make I wear am come out... although it was evening. We no know say na en dey control that zanga and dem mah no like greencap.

The guy threatened to show us “love.”

Mehn, the next morning, we went for the normal parade in the barracks. Little did we know that those guys had related to some soldiers there what transpired. Of course, na dem dem.

So normal normal, training begin. Everybody pinned their heads on their rocky parade ground. Morale song everywhere. I noticed a soldier parading with sb (I could see his kneel down since I was bent). What I experienced was a hard boot to my neck which tumbled me, accompanied with the order to follow him. They singled out the other guy the same way they did me.

Asswear, I was crying. Lol.

We have already been tortured brutally that day.

They took us behind one block and..in fact, permit me not to tell you what happened. It was big history to my bones.

Come see men dey cry like baby. From planting our head, to rolling, to whipping, to torture...


Anyways, after you pass out, body go tell people wey fumble.


Who no come no go know.




Well, has a soldier “showed you love” too? Tell us.

mariahAngel:
You no know say everybody for nairaland na Dangote, Otedola and Elumelu offsprings?

Nne, I like you for this.

In Igbo, iwu tomato Jos.

If you bi country, you bi Paris.

Any better news please?

Vinnie2000:
Lolss.. Hahaha

U see it now? Humans and Deceiving ourselves..

And in dat other Thread, you and Sonnobax were claiming Virginity doesn't matter Dat much..

It's same thing..No guy likes his Girl to have Fcvkked other Guys b4..

Read my posts.

I don't support cheating. I also don't support premarital sex.

I can't live with the stigma.





No anger.

I let it go.

HopeAlive16:
... Are you alright like this , what a savage.

I no normal on a normal day.

The irony of I will see what I can do.

PRESIDENT2003:
Lol I read this in Yoruba

That's when you'll get the message clearly.

Police Public Relations Officer, CSP Mike Abattam, could not be reached for comments

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In a time when you need them, they are non-existent. By the way, I'm available for writing your research assignments and works.

Noshitboi:
Are you referring to the ancestral GOAT in Man U?

Dem say na BABA kill Dele. If you add Ginda, na you talk am.

[quote author=wwwihy post=105770154]Yorubas are not fanatics


Tinubu's wife is a Pastor
Fashola's wife is a Christian(a Dame)[/quote]But all of them ruined your country.

Yes.

Na only for Nigeria sha person wey no dey earn above ₦50k like us dey advise person wey see ₦150k monthly say en salary too poor.

The ruling came months after Nigerian soldiers opened fire on protesters who were participating in the #EndSARS campaign to end police brutality in Nigeria killing at least nine civilians in an operation said to have been authorized by President Muhammadu Buhari. Days after the Lekki killings, some Nigerian soldiers were killed in a mysterious operation that the Nigerian Army has failed to publicly acknowledge or explain.

Ninety, you mean? I will not be surprised!

The most sterile black-on-black sets of people alive.

I was once arrested for nothing by a group of these uniformed thugs for having Microsoft Word on my phone. You know, MS Word is labeled as Office on Android.

These retards were very quick to label me a yahoo boy, attributing the “Office” as my tool with trigger-hungry colleagues around speaking directly to my nose with such authority and mouth odour. My jaw dropped. I was, under duress, forced to pay a quick bribe of ₦15k else I slept in cell until Monday before anyone “who is less busy in their office from next week Tuesday” decides to hear my case, as that day was Friday.

I wonder how these people are recruited.

They do not know the rules of engagement. The only investigation they want to accept is how big your bribe-evidences are. You'll then see them beating sb for no reason because an influential man said so.

That was how some soldiers started beating my neighbor in his house...and it was a case of mistaken identity. After beating him, they received a call the person has been picked and brought to the barracks: these idiots started apologizing.

Everything surrounding us in Nigeria are terrorists: legal and illegal.

In my verdict, I strongly believe these pastards are best used as navigators while traveling.

Nonsense and ingredients.

The slowest hypocrite of all time!

He is very quick to use religion to blindfold unsuspecting loyalists, meanwhile, he is as 9pm-black as the other one.

All this he is doing is a campaign to get the mantra of leadership come 2023.

Sb is coming below to argue differently. I ask you: if he becomes president then, aren't the same people here today not going to be the ones alive around him then? Or is it not surprising to you that the same people have been ruling you and me since inception?

Osibanjo is a synonym of Buhari. He needs those prayers more.

Human government has failed.

TripleOh7:
Depends on where you live.

Anywhere you live in Nigeria as a soldier, it's not well.

aduje:
If it is US Army or British Army congrats. But For Nigerian Army, you can go at your peril. I pity you the more if you join Nigerian Army of today and you are a Southerner or Christian. Like my dad would always say... "The grass is greener when viewing from the opposite direction"

Army is army. It's trash everywhere.

VEXT:
Good one.. They pay well..175k

₦175k is not well please.

Some lawyers don't even know why that wig is worn.

The world is most dangerous to inhabit now.

Nice one, bro

I honestly don't care if the child is yours or for another man.

Deal with your unheededness of avoiding premarital sex.

She said she can only get pregnant if she wants to

In Adekunle Gold’s voice..it's okay okay.

And after marriage through the phone, how about making babies?

Make I no talk. My yarn no dey favour cheating.

Can we cause confusion on the email? Login with it and click forget password.

Nice one.

Ok

Wow. She scents like looted taxes.

Moferere:
I like Saraki's family. They are not fanatics. The wife quote more Bible verses often

[quote author=wwwihy post=105770154]Yorubas are not fanatics


Tinubu's wife is a Pastor
Fashola's wife is a Christian(a Dame)[/quote]Yet they support their husbands to ruin the country. I don't support pity sprung from tribalism. Is Osibanjo not a pastor? Is he not part of this ruination? Even the devil quoted the Bible for Jesus.