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You were answering your question while you were asking it; “we.”

Ok.

Mehn

Goodluckall:
No much experience sha
I have traveled from Edo to Zamfara late last year for my Nysc orientation camp
....
When I travel abroad I will tell my travel experience

Come make we go together na

Premarital sex isn't good, bro; you are entangled with its aftermath.


Well,

Now,my girlfriend thinks I'm spoiling him and sometimes gets upset when he cries and when I give him stuff he cries for. She also gets upset when we can't have our alone time due to his presence. I've tried to calm her down telling her it's just a phase that he will ultimately outgrow but then I don't think it's working for her.

Maltreat wey dem go maltreat this boy wear pyjamas dey pluck orange.

Scripted.


Argue with yourself. My own is I'll write your academic assignments for you not send you a plagiarized or scripted work.

The tool they created will hunt them all.

It's not giveaway, then. It's a contest.

What if she agrees inside and disagrees outside? Abi you no trust naija babes?


Better don't propose shit until she's asking you where the relationship is heading to if you are not sure.

Odiegwu

They always compare themselves to the slender. In reality, they are the nicest of people.

These days, people prefer character and good reasoning to beauty.

How do you expect he does sth that would sentence himself?

In your life, always recognize nonsense and ingredients.

There's a difference between being attracted to sb and loving sb. Stop deceiving yourself; in fact, fear those girls who claim they don't ask for anything.

Date only when you are ready for marriage!

Arrested big man, and arrested poor man na two different things.


One was called to answer to query, one was dragged.

Hello, dem don pay this one.

He is gone.

Even when he was healthy, did he look healthy?

Boko Haram surrenders to Boko Haram.

BabaBuharist:
He is innocent until proven guilty by The Court of The Law.

That language exists in America only, not Nigeria.

Nairaland don't publish their own news. They publish news from other sources. Reno could have looked for the source.

How do people cry to camera?

I take it as acting.

Patience do old o.


Life is a mist.

josh123:
After my semester ended, I board a bus that would take me to Benin city, on our way the bus started entering into pot holes; when the tire enters a gap, my dick will hit the chair so this causes irrection for me, it was embarrassing it got to a point the lady sitting beside me saw my irrection, it was awkward I just bone and use my hand cover my property

Common gallop your tompolo dey rise.

Wawelexy:
I can only smell lies....... 100% lies..... How can only u eat six[6] okpa(food wey be like 3310), four[4] big pork(meat wey no dey finish for mouth), two[2] chicken(am very sure sey na drumstick wey get meat wella u carry), and finally, two hollandia youghurt(drink wey be sey na like 2-3 person dey use am mix red label/big stout)... Haba! My broda, are u a glutton? But seriously, all this thread full of lies are still better than those sad sad new use to post on a daily basis for some time now.

Okpa Enugu isn't what you think.

And its not Hollandia.

Believe what you what.

yanabasee1:
Went to Abia state, Aba to be precise to buy stuffs at Ariaria market... And on my way returning...While I was on the bus that was loading people... I saw a fried chicken and I called to get some... and while I make selection and bought two and was busy chewing it.. it was hard to chew and I didn't even care... So far it was chicken...


A lady who sat behind me had gotten the chicken too... So while I was almost finishing the last chicken I was struggling with.. The lady called the girl who sold us the chick back and asked her if these where death chicken sold to people and the girl quickly took her market and left the area...


The woman spat and threw it away....

Me that had almost finished my own... couldn't hide the shame.... Kept quiet and threw the remaining bones away and kept my face straight.... People where just staring at me... The man who enjoyed eating tasteless dead chicken...

Lol. I cannot even chew any chicken I didn't prepare myself.

Ah! I was en route to Maiduguri. It had been long I ate okpa so I bought the one of ₦400 (three for ₦200), bought pork ₦800 (four big things), two chicken laps, and two yorghurt...with some candies I'll use to keep the mouth busy.

Baba, I chop okpa so tey I tire. I couldn't let the okpa make me lose appetite, or get full quickly for the meat so I hurriedly ate them all without drinking the yorghurt to keep the stomach space open.

I began on the meat and finished all then used the yorghurt to step it down. Few minutes later, I felt like I needed to keep my mouth busy with the candies and licked abi chewed all of them. About ₦200 worth of candies sold at two for ₦10.


E no tey osmosis begin do me for belle. I initially thought it was a small fart and as I was about unleashing it silently, the Markapolo ran into a gallop and it sounded loud as I bounced back on the chair.

Mehn, see as everybody dey watch me. I tried explaining sth I couldn't remember..(lies sha)...na so one Oga interrupted me “instead of you to apologize, you still dey speak English baa?”

Mehn, you mean I should stand up and apologize that -- not even that I broke sth or gave a wrong direction but -- I farted! Fada lawd! Well, I did it sha.


I thought it ended there until the osmosis came again, this time with a back breaker. I felt it was fart and was controlling it to release a silent missile...baba, no bi fart o. Na purge.

I sweated like ewu nchi abali. My back and waist was breaking by every gallop. To compound everything, it was night. Tears really flowed down my cheeks with the sweat.

God, I will continue to serve you. You are merciful and gracious! I worship you. In mid-thought, dem say one woman started having the asthmatic thing and was gulping for air. The whole passengers was begging the driver to stop at any nearby chemist make sb buy inhaler as she forgot hers. Na so me follow beg too o, even top voice.

Las las, Oga stop motor. As the two people wey wan buy the thing go down and others wey wan piss, I ran with all I've got to a far spot. I no even bend down finish, waaaaaaahhhh. I condemn that boxer there sha.


The rest is history.


Abeg make una drop una tori.

Lalasticlala, you nko?

Do what you advise people.

If I do fu fun, I sprayed it. When you do fun fun fun fun, you are wearing my perfume!

madridguy:
I met this girl on tagged around 2008 so we dey chat, 2009 she invited me to her place for Ikorodu to come pass night I gather courage go, the mile 12 traffic that Friday night naa die. I called her and she come pick me for pocket, when she came out come pick na den I see self na a very short girl I dey chat, like we dey reason same opposite thing for mind, she just said I never knew you are tall like this. Na so we reach hér house, enter inside her room the next thing this girl begin dey fear.

since the girl no dey convenient again and she just dey fear even her heart beat come dey fear me. Last last she drag me go night vigil for one redeem church for like 6 street to her side. shocked vigil finish we come house na so she dey fear, she dey claim say I too tall and I say wetin dat one mean, and that time I dey play football well well so fitness dey wink even to go shower self she no fit. Last last na bad movement for me as ordinary her hand I no touch.

Oga, what if the problem na you just too long?

When I dey school, one Beyonce-looking girl from Eskimi then wanted to come see me cos na military school, e sure for her say I go get money, only for me to come pick her and see toothpaste wey wan finish wey dem press.


I kuku reverse.