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Politics › Re: 2nd Niger Bridge Is A Jonathan Project by chatinent: 8:42pm On Jan 31, 2021
I refuse to comment.
Romance › Re: Is 19yr Old Lady Too Early To Marry by chatinent: 8:29pm On Jan 31, 2021
You may have to wait till you leave teenage years.


Statistics show people who marry below 20 are likely to divorce before five years.


And that's because they haven't discovered themselves.


Let's make marriage honourable before God.

We have to be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and financially ready.


I can share you a book for free to guide you if you are truly ready for marriage.
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Nigerian, Can We Truly Follow The Bible & Can It Be Easy To Get To Heaven ? by chatinent: 8:28pm On Jan 31, 2021
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Don't tell me you went to call the chilvary, oh no. We were having a good time already you know?
Anyway, in Noah's day, God destroyed all flesh, all the nations.
Bro, don't be misled.

Yes, there are those who will go to heaven.


But the majority will inhabit the earth...not this kind of suffer earth, a suffer-free earth without death. That's what Rev 21:1-4 is promising us.


Earth will become a paradise again. The same paradise God originally proposed.


God bless you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ancient Greek Inscription 'Christ Born Of Mary' To Ward Off Evil Spirit Seen(Pix by chatinent: 8:25pm On Jan 31, 2021
glosplendid:
She remained a Virgin... She never conceived after Jesus Christ
If I showed you a scripture would you believe she did?
Crime › Re: Eastern Security Network (ESN) Invaded Herdsmen Camp In Abia, Chased Them Away by chatinent: 8:23pm On Jan 31, 2021
The painful thing is these terrorists make my lovely Hausas look bad.
Celebrities › Re: Application Letter From An Ibadan Man Hoping To Be A Teacher Goes Viral. PHOTOS by chatinent: 8:21pm On Jan 31, 2021
Fake bloggers everywhere.
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent(op): 8:15pm On Jan 31, 2021
gaius01:
I deg wait oo, remove my previous post bro.�
All right.
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent(op): 8:13pm On Jan 31, 2021
HRHQueenPhil:
unfortunately I did not find any undecided single as a bird
You just found me.


Let me make you a turtle dove.


Come and be my pandemic ..keep me locked down.


Sincerely yours, chatinent.


Hit me below with the number.
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent(op):
NextD18:
I'm actually not a wooing kind of guy, but I think the very and first time I approached a lady for wooing reason was because a bet was placed by my friends then in school.

What did I do? I approached the lady who was very popular for her pretty looks, she should be in her 400lvl then while I was in 200.

Okay, I greeted with "Hello", told her with a smiling face that a bet was placed for me to woo her and get her number and that I'll like her to cooperate with me because my buddies were watching and observing, I also told her I'm not really interested in her or her number but I'll like her to act with me to even if it means giving a wrong number just for me to dial and act like shiit is going well.

To my surprised, she smiled and laughed, she was about looking to see where my buddies where observing from, I told her not to, she obliged, smiled, called a number and I saved and dialed it and her phone rang. I smiled, asked for a 180 degree hug, she also obliged, we hugged, exchanged some goodbye greetings and I bounced towards my buddies while they hailed me.

I won the bet and also ended up as a necessary friend to the lady.
I was there. I was the one telling her to make you necessary .... maka billing. I needed to buy handouts.



tongue


Nice tale.

Romance › Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent(op): 8:06pm On Jan 31, 2021
gaius01:
grin grin you catch me fast. Oya edit am make I write well.
Lol.
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent(op):
illicit:
Well....
Say sth and become legit for once.

Romance › Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent(op):
HRHQueenPhil:
I tried this once, it went well but he was AS as well so we cldnt marry
So sorry, dear.


I hope you have found a match made in heaven?

Romance › Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent(op): 7:54pm On Jan 31, 2021
NextD18:
cheesy
Say sth.
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Nigerian, Can We Truly Follow The Bible & Can It Be Easy To Get To Heaven ? by chatinent: 7:53pm On Jan 31, 2021
Image123:
So we bless God for Peter. The earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men. 3:12 the elements shall melt with fervent heat 3:13 His promise for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness.
In Noah's day, God destroyed the earth right?
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent(op):
All right.

Christianity Etc › Re: As A Nigerian, Can We Truly Follow The Bible & Can It Be Easy To Get To Heaven ? by chatinent: 7:42pm On Jan 31, 2021
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Who would you vote for, Peter or Psalms?
All scriptures are inspired of God. (2 Tim, 3:16).
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent(op): 7:39pm On Jan 31, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:
grin grin grin
If it's not the experience man again himself
I bow sir.


Share yours.
Romance › Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent(op): 7:34pm On Jan 31, 2021
In highschool, I was this minding-my-business sort of guy.

I received many love letters, and woos from the opposite sex...well, I guess they were sapiosexual.


One day, I met this new girl. I didn't know why I liked her though but I guess..I just wanted to feel among.

I had never wooed! I confided in my buddy and he gave me the wackest of lines of asking about others things before hitting it. Blonde brained me!


I walked up to her:

“Hi Cloe,

Emmm, is emmm, is Justin your brother?”


“You know he is..what do you actually want to ask me..I'm in a class?”


“(uneasy now). Like what's the age difference between you both?”


“(eye contact now). Three. Anything else?”


“(sweating like ewu nchi agbali). Emm, Cloe, I just wanted to..like emm, I don't know if.. as in like, I like you, and want to be friends with ..emm, you.”


“(acute) We are already friends naw.”


“(heave a relief) Not that kinda, I mean just....”


“(interrupts)..abeg, I'm in a class now. When I'm done, we'll relax and talk about this.”


(Walks back to class).


It was as though Olumo rock was lifted off my heart. She returned and ’greed tho.


Well, little did I know then that my pal connived with the girl to use me. I got sense just three days after..after the un-understandable billing.


Five years later, bae is on my WhatsApp asking for a second chance.

Well, I wasn't Don Pedro. It's gone for good.


Maybe she's searched for me in all her male friends and failed.


That was a girl I could call love.


Have you crazy woosperiences?


Share please.
Romance › Re: Please Help! Does Anyone Else Have This Issue? by chatinent: 7:19pm On Jan 31, 2021
It's not actually what you hear that's causing you nausea.

It's what you think they do.
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Reacts To Comparison With Duncan Mighty: Don't Compare Me To Any Rubbish by chatinent: 7:17pm On Jan 31, 2021
All of them are in disunity. They only play fam online.
Romance › Re: The Rise And Fall Of Slayqueens by chatinent: 7:15pm On Jan 31, 2021
Hit the button if you didn't have to read that but know what it's all about.





Everytime ladies! If everyone's books are opened, the term “prostitute” will fit the males more than the females.
Romance › Re: This Is Why I Think Getting Married Will Mar Your Chances To Make Heaven. by chatinent: 7:08pm On Jan 31, 2021
MadeINchenzen2:
did you say "wife"? That term wasnt used. The fact that eve was the second opposite gender created by God does not automatically makes her Adam's wife.
You must wonder why God had to make a mate for Adam after Adam finished naming all other animals paired off.

Little wonders Adam became so poetic and sang: “this is at last, bone of my bone..and flesh of my flesh.”


Oh, more little wonder..God instructed them to multiple the earth. (Gen 1:27-28). That was God instituting marriage. God wedded them himself. Read Genesis 2:22-24.


Do you know Jesus also attended a marriage? Thereby showing approval? Look it up at John 2:1,2.
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Nigerian, Can We Truly Follow The Bible & Can It Be Easy To Get To Heaven ? by chatinent: 7:02pm On Jan 31, 2021
Image123:
the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men. 3:12 the elements shall melt with fervent heat 3:13 His promise for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness.
Psalms 37: 29 says otherwise.

What do you have to say about it?
Romance › Re: This Is Why I Think Getting Married Will Mar Your Chances To Make Heaven. by chatinent: 6:58pm On Jan 31, 2021
You just twisted the bible.


God created a wife for the first man, Adam.


Stop advocating celibacy using catholic priests. I know of few who samakwe outside..many gays.


The Bible isn't against being single either..stop twisting it.
Health › Re: Please Help Me I'm Addicted To Weed by chatinent: 6:51pm On Jan 31, 2021
Masturbation must make you hungry, well as weed.




You have entangled yourself with the greatest addictions.


Just pay me N100k to be your therapist, and herbal doc.

If you don't see result in a month, I'll refund. Hit me on WhatsApp below.
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Nigerian, Can We Truly Follow The Bible & Can It Be Easy To Get To Heaven ? by chatinent: 6:48pm On Jan 31, 2021
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2 Peter 3:7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men. 3:12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat? 3:13 Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness.
So what will happen to the earth?
Christianity Etc › Re: Ancient Greek Inscription 'Christ Born Of Mary' To Ward Off Evil Spirit Seen(Pix by chatinent: 6:47pm On Jan 31, 2021
EzzyCarter:
I believe in God,
the Father Almighty,
Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died and was buried;
He descended into hell;
on the third day He rose again from the dead;
He ascended into heaven,
and is seated at the right hand of God the Father Almighty;
from there He will come to judge the living and the dead... AMEN smiley
Mary didn't remain a virgin.
Politics › Re: Phed Finally Restores Electricity In Some Areas Of Rivers State After 1 Month by chatinent: 6:44pm On Jan 31, 2021
huh
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Nigerian, Can We Truly Follow The Bible & Can It Be Easy To Get To Heaven ? by chatinent: 6:42pm On Jan 31, 2021
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Read your Bible, come back and let's chat when you are set.
What will happen to earth?
Will it be destroyed?

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