₦airaland Forum

HakimZiyech:
Please, what's the meaning of sb?

Somebody.

Kingrefreshed:
I hate Nigerian poor people like you because they are low budget Witches and Wizards. That's how they think! When others dey hustle Dem no go hustle,when you make it and you buy big car,they say you bought the car to intimidate them.

Poor wretched things

Okay. Thanks.

Exmilitant:
My car broke down in the middle of a busy road and all those aba bus drivers started shouting, 'comot dat carton for road.'

Mehn, I can so relate.

McCoy662:
Long story short, I got drunk, entered wake keeping of my neighbor and burst cry. The worst part is that I came late and everywhere is scanty already. All eyes were on me, people tried to calm me down but I refused oo until the man's wife called me to talk to me... I didn't even understand what she was saying cos the drink has disconnected my brain, so I stood at the center crying oo. Not that I'm ralated to the deceased in anyway. When I woke up the next day, I wished I could just disappear

Lol

Ok.

Nonsense and ingredients.



..to all bad belles.

I see a godman punter.

The don't know how to package their life. No one is really poor. Learn to package your few things.


They could buy a cover and wrap it and it's standard!

In school, that same girl will tell you she cannot cook with stove but gas cookers. That she prefers sharwama to hotdog.



Yawns.

Nobody cares.

Hmmm

See as people bone.

Hmm

I reserve my comment.

Oh no.


We aren't safe anymore.

Well..

paulolee:
1..my bea visited and caught me red handed sleeping with her younger sister that evening

Clap for yourself with your legs.


You've made it in life.

Homeboiy:
She slept in my house and I didn’t touch her.


When she came back again, I tried to touch her but she said to me “ I thought you are a pastor oo”

Chai shame and anger catch me immediately


Meet her friend and that one was telling me in public that I am always ashamed to near a woman.

It was embarrassing

Must you touch?

Opinions.

IgboWarlord:
Nice to meet you...I used to be a witness too...Circuit IB18..Igbo speaking...Unfortunately i fell off by the way side..

You need to re-gather the fallen pieces together.

That awkward moment when Dee Emeka’s wife will claim she is a widow until Dee Emeka catches her ...

Sorry for your situation.


Did you catch her red-handed or it's hearsay?

Mostly Indian men. You added or accepted one and their friends are on you.

He's entitled to be a simp but he abuses the privilege.



Spits.

In a mall.


I was forming hard to get and she got me easily.

Hmmm.


Bishopticians.

BigDawsNet:
I was running a Virtual Class on a program at home due to lockdown...


We have 10 students
1 course Coordinator
And 1 Prof

I was actually defending a project assignment
Everyone's is watching

While my gf walks in with an indoor sexy dress

I notice my guys laughing online

And I was told to rearrange

"Sorry sir" my bad... I said

My coordinator : find a private an continue without distracting us...

Prof : you will not be grounded because its your house and its not designed for class

Na so I take pass in flying colours

Clap for yourself with your legs.

Nazgul:
Mine was during the covid 19 lockdown. Woke up with fever and decided to visit the pharmacy for some drugs.

I inhaled something irritating and as soon as I got there (the pharmacy) I sneezed four times at a stretch.

Come and see run, they told me to leave their shop that it's covid 19, me sef was even afraid because that was when the lockdown just started. We didn't yet know that it was all a scam.

I was scared and confused. They refused selling drugs for me o! Can you imagine? Las Las I left there and went home, took some fruits and healed naturally.

I experienced all the symptoms, esp. lost of taste. Funnily, I became well again.

When apprehended, they put the innocent face. Demons!

Man's government has failed.

Oh.