Politics › Re: Governor Wike Links Opobo Kingdom By Road, After 150 Years by chatinent: 6:51am On Dec 29, 2020 |
Hmm |
Celebrities › Re: Emoney & Kcee Storm Anambra In Grand Style With Long Convoy & Outriders: Video by chatinent: 6:50am On Dec 29, 2020 |
To intimidate the poor or what? |
Politics › Re: Kukah’s Attack On Buhari Draws More Criticism, Backing by chatinent: 6:49am On Dec 29, 2020 |
No more freedom of speech.
Doomgeria. |
Politics › Re: Ebonyi State Begins Mass Production Of Electric Tricycles by chatinent: 6:48am On Dec 29, 2020 |
Cool... |
Agriculture › Re: Imota Rice Mill Nears Completion, Set To Be The Third Largest In The World by chatinent: 11:02pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
I hope I wouldn't buy rice and stones together. |
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments In 2020 by chatinent(op): 10:58pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
The guy above me needs to talk to sb . |
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by chatinent: 10:54pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
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I appreciate you guys  Three gbosa for you baba. |
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Mother And Child In Benue (Disturbing Photos) by chatinent: 10:13pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
 Mehn. |
Health › Re: Meet Bangladeshi Men Born Without Fingerprints For Generations (Photos) by chatinent: 10:08pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
I still see prints somehow. |
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Bouncers Forced Out Burna Boy After Brawl With Davido –eyewitness by chatinent: 10:07pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Whatever. |
Nairaland General › Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments In 2020 by chatinent(op): 9:42pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Mine: 1. Went to village. Sth small and fast like a hare with two big teeth as a rat pursued me all high morale in a farm I went to harvest cassavas wey no body send me.
The fear started when I was told a particular animal rampant there had no cure if sb is bitten by it.
I volunteered to help grandmother harvest the cassava since her maidboy was being stubborn. I noticed the muscled small animal running towards my leg with a kind of noise as though gnashing its incisors.
I ran about the bush for over two hours. I got lost. I climbed unto a short tree and the animal climbed along as though it was paid to end my life.
I jumped down from the branch and started running till I accidentally stepped on an open trap that nearly dislocated my ankle.
Grieving in pains, a bush pig passed by. I carried the trap on my leg and ran helter skelter. It was later I observed I had missed the small animal. They were being chased by hunters from afar drawing close.
This whole running took over four hours non-stop. My body itched me madly. I had mistakenly hit that wild itchy fruit.
I fell sick afterwards. One of the hunters went telling my peers that as big as I was, a common chimpmunk chased me and I ran with traps on my foot.
2. Whilst still at the village, there was a wrestling match. My friends and I came when Guy A had beat Guy B to stupor. We were laughing at him audibly and he got up, left the ring and charged at us in front of everyone. One mind was telling me to be a man. Omo, we japa. One of our friends who wanted to prove whatever remained there, the wrestler guy beat am till he begin cry.
I cannot come and fight sb who cuts palm nut in the village with veins everywhere,even on the head.
3. During the Covid-19 era, I fell sick due to cold. My friends were avoiding me. I made up my mind and pursued one till I caught him. I held him. I was enjoying the fun till the guy became yelling and crying and calling me names for infecting him with the virus. He entered his car, removed his clothes, and threw at me and drove.
In the eyes of many onlookers!
I walked ashamed with heavy legs. Do you have one? Please share. |
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Nairaland General › Re: What Did You Accomplish This Year That You Are Proud Of? by chatinent: 9:20pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Mynd44: I survived. I think that's enough Survived what? Prison? |
Nairaland General › Re: What Did You Accomplish This Year That You Are Proud Of? by chatinent: 9:19pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Loved more. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nairalanders Please I Need A Job Depression Is Killing Me by chatinent: 9:15pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Slimtuns: Hi I'm interested sir. [q MERCHANDISER: I can do it perfectly sir uote author=Slimtuns post=97507434] Hi I'm interested sir.[/quote]You may send me a message using the WhatsApp number below. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Catholics Keep Emphasis On VIRGIN Mary After She Had Several Children by chatinent: 9:02pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
freshboi88: Really, biblical proof!....Can u provide it Simple proof: Mark 6:3. Don't freak out. |
Health › Re: Renua, Femi Giwa-Amu’s Daughter Commits Suicide After Rape Accusations by chatinent: 8:52pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
What a world! |
Celebrities › Re: Chigul Shows The Scars On Her Body (Photos) by chatinent: 8:51pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
I don't understand.
What does this update mean? |
Celebrities › Re: Lady On "30-Day Fasting And Prayers" For Hushpuppi (Photos) by chatinent: 8:36pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Yawns.
Wahala for people wey no get sense. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Catholics Keep Emphasis On VIRGIN Mary After She Had Several Children by chatinent: 8:35pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
ozile: Some don’t even believe that marry had other children aside Jesus. Of course, Mary never remained a virgin. She bore up to four other children. Ignorance is a virtue to many. |
Crime › Re: Are Banks Still Safe For Keeping Money? by chatinent: 8:34pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
The bankers are mostly culprits. They shift it and clear logs. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Catholics Keep Emphasis On VIRGIN Mary After She Had Several Children by chatinent: 8:25pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Because they believe Jesus is God.
They believe God sent himself to the world to die for our sins and God resurrected himself. They believe Jesus on Earth prayed to himself in heaven to save him on Earth.
Yawns. |
Politics › Re: Delta LG Election: Jite Brown Wins Udu PDP Primary Election. by chatinent: 8:23pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Looks like Kenneth Okonkwo. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nairalanders Please I Need A Job Depression Is Killing Me by chatinent: 8:04pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Hi, can I hire you to be a freelance writer for me? |
Politics › Re: Christmas: Ebonyi Indigenes Lambast Umahi For Donating 300 Bags Of Rice To Abuja by chatinent: 8:03pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
This man sees madness as a title. |
Politics › Re: Yoruba Clamour For Independence Is Mere Threat - Shettima by chatinent: 8:03pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
I rest my case finally for Nigeria. |
Crime › Re: SWAT Kills Igwe Emmanuel Mba, Enugu Monarch by chatinent: 8:01pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Nigeria should have been an abortion. |
Politics › Re: Many Police, Army Checkpoints In The South-East? Why Is This So? by chatinent: 7:57pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Nice observations.
When I stayed in the north, you hardly see such. The Nigerian Government has always been against the South. |
Travel › Re: 23 Dead, 22 Injured As Truck Somersaults In Niger by chatinent: 7:54pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
DamnnNiggarr: E remain only 3 days for am to pack and go, Just exercise patience. In my area last Saturday, a son and mother died in a ghastly motorcycle accident with a bus driver. They died instantly. It was painful. Up till now, the prints of their blood flow is still on the road. I literally cried. |
Music/Radio › Re: What's Your Favourite Nigerian Album For The Year 2020? by chatinent: 7:51pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
None. |
Travel › Re: 23 Dead, 22 Injured As Truck Somersaults In Niger by chatinent: 7:48pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
This year has been so bad so far. 2020, e never do you  |
Politics › Re: Adamawa Residents Run To Mountains As Boko Haram Advances (Video) by chatinent: 7:40pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
This is not good.
Others wake up to the sound of birds,they wake up to the roars of gunshots. |