₦airaland Forum

They are trying to divert people's attention from Sarz.
What a country.

As if five percent of the whole population received the first one.

There was Nigeria.

My mum told me SHE wanted to make her hair?

I suspect one guy on two phones.

Always on bragging rights.

Personally, I can't stand sb who posts her daily life activities on social media.


Like you only have to read her timeline to know what's happening in her life.

Dayoebe:
This is where chatinent recycle different kind of project.


He just make change the topic and make new copies

You are quite unnecessarily outspoken.

She and her grand husband always!

oladosu59996:
Mr. Share your expertise.If this two doesn't make photoshop, you will create it again today everything?

At least, share your experience...in English pls. I don't understand Arabic.

mosdii:
Shagged a mother and her three daughters with my delicious KKF (ijaw delicacy) and pepper soup.

Used to prepare and take the dish to her weekly because she liked my cooking. I brought the dish one day to her home and met her absence, the daughters collected the food and ate it unknowing to me. After tasting it for the first time, they wanted more and said I should prepare theirs too as I do for their mom. They thought I was a chef(they never knew I was shagging their mom).
The woman said I cooked better than her daughters and the daughters said I cooked better than their mom. Invited them one after the other to eat the food and the food (you dig).

Ijaw men don't slack..... peace out

You brag about insanity


?

Very bad a country.
There was Nigeria.

The man is having a weird fashion of beards but is shaving another.

This is Nigeria.

Uniformed criminals.

All right.

Davash222:
You’re funny o.

You made a post on another man’s forum and you dare write ‘All rights reserved’, hope you know what you’re doing?

Grow.

#EndPolicing

Lamanii22:
Lol

Badt girl.

officialbeffinb:
Relationship is a scammm.
Ladies can pretend to be with you in no sex relationship which was her opinion while bestie will be banging her and you will be the one paying her bills. smh... reationship is bleeped

Well, it depends on the girl and guy involved.

Tadeknkeepcalm:
I'm telling you. He's the real Ajala travel

Davash222:
Lol.

Abeg share your OMG experience.

Be positive. The forum says discuss.

Zzor:
Nothing adventurous in sleeping with two sisters

I hit Cltr F and I can't find anywhere I wrote sex in my post.

Rocktation , farano , lalasticlala, dominque
Pls push for larger audience.

dorin27:
all through the time I was in the relationship

At least you've learnt some lessons to avoid. Right?

All rights reserved. ©


Mine:

1. I naturally don't like doing anything that has to do with moving at night but this day caught me unawares.

In this case, I was coming from Biu LGA of Borno state. I arrived my location so late and exhausted.


I used the back of my hand to clean the dizziness off my eyes and fatigue and looked back for security reasons to see if I was still saved. I saw a figure in black. It kind of appeared and was hovering without its legs touching the tarred road. How my eyes could figure a darker black from the dark night was a mystery.


I doubled my walk speed. Soon I was running. I ran with all my veins because these figure seemed like if I reduced my speed it would hit me. All the speed I implored still left us at the same distance.

I remembered a training orientation and applied it but it seemed nothing was changing. The sweat in my body was streaming down my shoes from my body.

After running like for two to three hours that night and about to gas out from the heavy load on my back, a car passed by and I quickly turned back to see my Hitman...


Behold it was nothing. It was a mirage. My imagination oversused me.

2. If you have been to Biu, you'll agree with me that snakes are more plenty than humans. In the night, the snake cross the roads in hundreds. Like you'll see a snake before four strides. I recall carrying a drunk friend on my back and stepping on one, it bit my boot.

It continued that way till I reached my hostel.

Las Las, the guy I saved that night was my Judas some months later.

Inside life.




Pls share yours.

I just have one thing to say.

A no sex relationship does it well.

You just taught novice fraudsters apps they need to have.

Zzor:
do you have to play along,it was fun to you dating two sisters, hmm you could have simply rejected the offer which was the right thing to do. You are innocently dangerous

That was long ago and a bit of my adventure in life.

dorin27:
Doing somethings I ought not to do just please him

Okay.

Like how many times?

Zzor:
And you eventually dated both sisters,wao this Nairaland boys are not to be trusted

No, she transferred her office of girlfriendship to her sister.


I was just like an agent. I documented.

Read the OP again.

All rights reserved. ©

1. Mine was reverse.

While a teen, my girlfriend telling and begging me to date her sister to avoid both of them quarrelling always over me.

Wetin man do do? I played along..


That year.

That year I played alpha.

2. While in Junior Secondary, destroyed a love letter a guy sent through me to my crush.

I tore the sender part away and gave it to her. When I saw she wasn't gonna report (as some did), I claimed sender.

Enough respect.

Those years Lagos girls be doing report to Uncle shit.

3. In senior secondary... writing an exam for girlfriend who was unwell and getting caught. Not that I was caught in the hall.

My teacher knew it was just me! Though he played along and called me loverboy.


4. Some many years back.... Refusing to return to Nigeria after meeting a girl. We planned to elope and get married far in the metropolis of another state.

We were teens. Lol.


5. Many years back too... Dived to save a girl when I no fit swim. Las Las, she saved me. Or should I say we saved ourselves.

Friends till date.


6. A couple of years back... Loved my pal, a male like my bro (no homo). I covered up for him with all I got only for me to eavesdrop him betraying me.

Sth that had to do like life and death.

I was buried alive in me.



Till date, I keep no friends.




Pls share yours.

Wow.

Why do I feel this is an advert or a campaign?