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Shebi na Make we join Iluminati abi?
No wahala na

My Account numbers are

Gtbank: 1268412632
Access bank: 1082641289
Skye bank: 1032547891
Fidelity Bank: 1085621487
UBA: 1023584156

please share the $15million among the 5 account numbers listed above

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Or maybe, she wants a male house help 'cos she doesn't trust her husband to resist temptation?

My only concern here is that a 14 - 15 year old is a child and should be treated accordingly. It would have been better if they sponsored his schooling rather than paying him a wage.

That way, he gets a shot at obtaining a decent education and possibly, better prospects too.[/quote]And he gets expose to bigger things too (bad friends).

Am not against the schooling idea you suggest but letz look at this in different view.

I'll rather have my relative giving me trouble than an outsider.
This is very simple, don't get a househelp!@ Poster
And if you seriously need help, go for your relatives.

just my 2cents!!

pembisco: So wetin u wan mek we do nw,d dude wnt cheap publicity nd dts my problem wt him!

But the poster is not D'banj na

For The Photo-Shopped Crew!!

That is Nick Vujicic, he is a great man born without arms or legs àVictoria in Australia in 1982.

It is child of a couple of pastors committed and dedicated to God. At birth he is suffering from a rare disease called "Tetra-amelia syndrome".

The Photo Above shows that All Women Are Not the Same It's a shock to his family and the local church who question the fact that God would allow this, while his parents are committed Christians.

This is the complete misunderstanding ... Several videos providing more evidence of his childhood until today demonstrate how people change forever when they meet him in person.

Even viewing and listening his testimony at their desk, people were touched and transformed.

The impossible has Come true, Nick Vujicic man without arms or legs is married in California in the United States February 10, 2012 with the beautiful Kanae Miyahara.

It is totally and fully dedicated to the work of God and the Lord has provided for him a wonderful wife.

He believed and trusted in the goodness and faithfulness of God, and he dreamed that God has made.

Why is monday so far from friday and Friday so near to monday?

Can you eat this cake

The day she get belle 4me

kuzzieOtiz: When these athletes come back home each and everyone of them shall be lashed, 50 strokes each.

seconded 250Strokes and the Coach will get 100Strokes too.

[quote author=Okija_juju]May the gods be with you and grant you favor in your under taken. See me at my shrine before you leave for Brazil.[/quote]The gods of lightening need to access him before he leave

Lordave: how come you get OVER 5000 friends on fb? I think say 5000 na maximum.

Kilo paya Ijebu

CrazyMan: Cheap scam.

When you call the numbers they would start requesting for finanical support form you. They would tell you to support the Nigerian police in whatever way you can so that they would have enough resources to tackle this issue when next it occurs.

I'm a Nigerian, and I know my country so believe me when I say its a cheap scam.

Seconded!

Foolish people! Na una Papa make you go Promise DANA Aeroplane mteechwww

During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and here his is speech:

1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.

2.Special appreciation to my landlord who
lent us his car.

3. I am most grateful to my boss for
approving the loan I used for the wedding.

4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for
the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.

5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for
lending us your wedding gown.

6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the
cake. I promised to return it tomorrow
morning as agreed without cutting or eating
out of it.

7. Special thanks to my friends who brought
food from their homes to help me feed you
all. Please for those who were served food
good luck and for Those who didn't get any,
well we will make it up to you during our
child dedication (hopefully next year).

8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing
the village cultural band to supply the music
as well as entertain us all here, today.

9.Not forgetting the church marriage
committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.

10. Appreciation to the married men in the
church for rushing me into this marriage.

11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot
for teaching my wife how to dance.

12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping
and decorating this venue with palm fronds.

13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends
for helping with the Zobo drink

14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for
contributing money for the cameraman

15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding.

Thank you all.

Would you applaud this speech

Unleash the Boko boys

#Singing_the_Super-story_Song.

This is super-story, this is Super-story..... Super storyyyyyyyy, this is Super-story.

Produced by Anonymous abi na Wale Adenuga direct am

slimyem: Addictions-Everyone has one or more.
Its continuous use of a mood-altering substance despite dependency consequences..e.g cigarette-smoking,drinking or whatever...
They could also be compulsions that are not subtance-related like excessive shopping,sex,gambling,over-eating..
This thread is basically for fun..
Share your addictions...
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I am strongly addicted to Coke(soft drink).its the only soft-drink i take and hardly anyday goes by without me having a bottle..it started some 3 yrs ago when they rebranded to the sexy short bottle.something just pulls me to it and i can't seem to be able to drop it.
Yeah..i know about the danger/harm and bla bla..so save it!
I'm also addicted to screens..from tv to computer to my phone..anything screeny is my addiction!
Lets hear yours...

When your mate are enjoying life with ALOMO-BITTERS!!, Tell me how do you satisfy errrmm

And do you know what your playing at

As for me, am addicted to Garri + Sugar + Groundnut tied inside nylon

See Racists country dey launch Fan club for Africa country....

Mteeechw!

MANCHESTER UNITED ALL THE WAY!!

leslieu63: I feel so honored to be the third comment. All of
my hardwork and dedication has paid off.
Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my dogs wizkid and bingo, for being really fat and always there for me. Next I would like to thank the squirrel dbanj that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it I would be homeless,
and last but not least I would like to thank all
the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rareoccasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything that you , you can achieve anything that you set
your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone!

GHOST! GHOST!! GHOST!!!

leenu11: And so

Eeyha, Do you know you can easily get a good answer by using this LINK

to the owner of this article, Barika Lau Fi! May almighty allah continue to give you wisdom and understanding.

Thank you for this great article.

But i no see any bulletproof for Head na

You no save at all cos If dem bad guys enter dere, òmá gbó gbào ní pàkó #In_Dagrin_Voice

What does this signify?

http://www.gistplanet.com/2012/08/picture-of-angel-in-sky.html

You have seen KWAM 1, King Wasiu Ayinde Marshal, on stage and even on a street fight but I bet you have never seen him like this
before

Can you do this for your baby?

Idowuogbo: When we dey banggg, d stupendous go ask foolish question like " who's ur daddy" like say me no sabi my papa msteeeeewwww.....

You are spoilt jor, jez ask him who's ur mummy whenever he ask dat kinda question again...

I swear he'll neva ask dat silly questn again

kulyie: I hate it when men urinate in public.it irritates me,some men sef will bring out dia pe.nees in public in d full glare of everyone and do their thing.infact there was a tym i was travelling to ekiti and in btw d express a man sat on a small paint bucket defeacating and d whole peenis was out and i was like wtf,everybody in d car turned back to look @ him and he didnt even care

You see mouth odor u no talk, u see thick voice u no talk, you see mustash u no talk, u see Pot belly u no talk, u see belch u no talk, u see bears u no talk.

Na d P you kan dey talk about....
Ashewo ni e jor

#Google_Is_Watching_You

ebamma: sipping garri does not mean someone is broke,

I tire for dem ooo.... Garri no get advert and it sell past Indomie

Mak d guy follow GeJ talk na

Gist coming from the grapevine has it that wife of Africa’s music superstar, 2Face Idibia, Annie Macaulay is pregnant.

Those who claimed to be in the know revealed that Annie is presently undergoing a nine month course. An industry source, who also claimed to be in the know of the beautiful former The Next Movie Star
contestant, said that the mother of one has
developed more growth at some strategic areas of her body, which is associated with expectant mothers.

The Ifiki, Akwa-Ibom State-born role interpreter has now cut down on her activities on popular social media site, Twitter for some time now.

We learnt that Annie is planning to keep the news close to her chest as she does not want any unnecessary media attention over her present State.

You will recall that on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, Annie and 2Face had a secret marriage in Lagos only attended by some selected family and friends. This happened shortly after the African Queen crooner performed at his album launch concert at Eko Hotel and Suites in Lagos on April 30, 2012, which was only few hours before their secret wedding.

On February 14, 2012, 2Face finally proposed to Annie after one of his babymamas, Pero Adeniyi was then pregnant with his sixth child.

Annie presently has a daughter named Isabella for 2Face.

I knew this Guy was only toying with the trials....

Van snickers: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BREAK HIS LEGS ALREADY!!!!!!
I hate to think what will happen if he becomes arsenal's highest Goal-scorer of all time.#Empty Earth

Did you just read what happened when he was injured i fear ooo.

JideTheBlogger: People die everyday na...

Yes but it's kinda coincidence sha...
Shey u knw it's Two players dat died?

He scored one in normal time and
also scored in penalty shoot-out.

Kirk Urso and Chinonson Ihelewere Dies!