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Romance / Re: My Husband Is Cheating On Me Because Am Very Fat by checkdate(m): 4:16pm On Jan 26, 2015
I CAN HONESTLY TELL YOU THAT IF THAT WOMAN ON THE PICX THE ONE COMPLAINING ABOUT A CHEATING HUSBAND THAT MEANS THE MAN IS WICKED. Why Because That Woman Was Not Like That Before She Got Married to that Man Which Means The Contributing Factors Towards That Woman's Disfigured Shape Revolvs Around;

Getting Married To That Man,

Making Babies (child Birth) for That Man.



SOME MEN ARE WICKED !
Jokes Etc / Re: PHOTO: If You Don ’t Know What This Is , You Really Missed by checkdate(m): 12:05pm On Jan 22, 2015
zerojoy:
Do you remember this? were u an addict?

content :
saccharine +flavour of any fruit + chemical colouring.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Dont Laugh Or U Fall A Victim....lol by checkdate(m): 11:51am On Jan 22, 2015
if you are smiling while reading this post; then check-well you are a victim of mental craze.
Romance / Re: See The Latest Thing In Town Ladies Are Using To Deceive Guys by checkdate(m): 1:24am On Jan 17, 2015
darisgod:
Loool
Breeze don blow we don see chicken fuuro grin tongue
Your Fuuro ?
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Covers Blanck Magazine - Pics by checkdate(m): 8:13pm On Jan 13, 2015
okoro4:
Singer Tiwa Savage who is pregnant for her hubby Tee Billz strikes a sexy pose for Blanck Magazine Cover.

Dressed in a black blazer, a sexy shorts and boots,she bares it all for Blanck Magazine cover.

See photos after the cut...


Source: http:///4y0
who ever that is promoting this rubbish this woman is doing by alowing or by bring this kind of unfruitful and useless news to the pront fage





































i decree may Almighty God Intervain in all areas of your life so that you will change positively.

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Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Husband Of This Woman: What Will Be You Reaction? by checkdate(m): 5:26am On Jan 11, 2015
Awoofawo:


You wan touch MOG ...smileyThe thunder that go fire you, still dey PrayerCity dey gather prayer points on top your matter...

LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT YOUR THUNDER WILL NOT DO ME ANY THING;


NO MAN ANOINTED BY GOD (WITH THE SEAL OF THE HOLY SPIRIT) WILL BEHAVE IN SUCH A MANNER.



SO AUTOMATICALLY IT MEANS ANY MAN THAT DOES SUCH A THING TO A LADY SHOULD NOT BE TREATED OR REGARDED AS MOG.
Sports / Re: Touching : See What Enyeama Wrote After Loosing To Yaya Toure by checkdate(m): 3:08pm On Jan 10, 2015
matrixx9:









We all really expected him to win there's always a next time though

http://www..com/2015/01/what-vincent-enyeama-wrote-after.html

#www.google.com

cc lalasticlala
cc ishilove
cc mukina2
cc luigiajah
Cc Rodriquez
Cc tosyne2much
Cc naijaboiy
Cc Unibenstudent
+A Real Sports Man
+Showing The True Spirit of Sports Manship.
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Husband Of This Woman: What Will Be You Reaction? by checkdate(m): 3:03pm On Jan 10, 2015
Awoofawo:
Can you allow your pastor to touch your wife or girlfriend like this in front of whole church congregation? cool in name of deliverence? cool
ME, MYSELF & I WILL CARRY OUT A VERY LONG SESSION OF PAINFUL DELIVERANCE ON WHO EVER THE PERSON MIGHT BE THAT MAY TRY SUCH RUBISH.


GOD BLESS THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

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Religion / Re: How Can A Christian Handle Sexual Urge? by checkdate(m): 2:50pm On Jan 10, 2015
Thugnificent:
I grew up in a strong Christian family were I was indoctrinated to believe that fornication and masturbation is a sin. Now i'm in my early 20s and the urge to fornicate grows stronger and the only solution is masturbation which is also a "sin". So how do I releive my self of the urge without comitting any sin?
+SEEK IN PRAYERS FOR STRENGTH AND POWER TO OVERCOME THIS NEGETIVE INFLUENCE
+IF YOU CAN AVOID STAYING ALONE AT HOME DO GO OUT,
+IF YOU CAN START KNOWING & ATTENDING YOUR CHURCH PROGRAMMS/MEETINGS AND ALSO START FORMING THE HABIT OF GOING TO RECREATION PARKS/SPORTS CENTRES, IT WILL HELP.
+IF YOU CAN START LEARNING A NEW VOCATION(HAND WORK eg laptop repairs-software-hardware ), IT WILL HELP

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Politics / Re: Improved Technology Is The Best Way To Fight Corruption, Says Jonathan by checkdate(m): 9:50pm On Jan 09, 2015
tola9ja:
As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!



MAY GOD SAVE US FROM P D P

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Politics / Re: Improved Technology Is The Best Way To Fight Corruption, Says Jonathan by checkdate(m): 9:48pm On Jan 09, 2015

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Family / Re: Do Think This Marriage Will Work? (picture) by checkdate(m): 1:45pm On Jan 09, 2015
adanduka:
Can't you see the man is happy?
THIS dunyadgreat IS VERY JEALOUS BECAUSE THE MAN ON THAT PICTURE GOT A BIGGER SHARE OF THE FEMALE(s)




AFTER ALL MY PEOPLE IN THE WESTERN NIGERIA LOVE IT BIG.



Why would dunyadgreat bring this couple here ?



He/She has jealousy running in his or her vein(s).
Family / Re: Do Think This Marriage Will Work? (picture) by checkdate(m): 1:26pm On Jan 09, 2015
donmalcolm21:
I've laught to this your comment that my friends in the office are laughing also to it. Kudos
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

on a serious note








MAY I KNOW WHY YOU & THEM ARE LAUGHING?


What is funny about the comment ?





W H Y ?

Why would people (any dunyadgreat body) bring another man's blessings up on the internet(nairaland) for public scrutiny ?

W H Y ?

dunyadgreat
Family / Re: Do Think This Marriage Will Work? (picture) by checkdate(m): 6:47am On Jan 08, 2015
dunyadgreat:
Guys I don't know what you think, but I don't know if it is advisable for a man this small, to be getting married to a woman this big!
For me it's a no no, I need your opinion, thanks.
RENT AN APARTMENT CLOSE TO THEIR HOUSE AND FIND OUT.












Life is Too Shot To Be Constantly Waiting For Opinio(s) From Nairaland Users.



The Man (the head of that family) I See On That Pics Is Smilling; That Means He Is Happy & Nothing Can Convince Him That His Marriage To That Beautiful Lady Will Not Work; not even your thread on nairaland.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by checkdate(m): 5:37pm On Jan 07, 2015
heffem:
. U̶̲̥̅̊ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ correct the guy or U̶̲̥̅̊ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ immitate am?






by tyson99
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by checkdate(m): 5:36pm On Jan 07, 2015
iffydave:


Kettle calling pot black.........




by tyson99
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by checkdate(m): 5:35pm On Jan 07, 2015
magabounce:

Edithing ni... Edithed ko





by tyson99
Politics / Re: we will present Fashola as APC presidential candidate if inec remove Buhari name by checkdate(m): 8:28pm On Jan 04, 2015
worldman:
What do u think
That Means They Are Now Serious.
Celebrities / Re: A Ghost Attack Unknown Church In Abia State On A Night Vigil ....see Pics by checkdate(m): 8:11pm On Jan 04, 2015
Akandu50:
spiritual congeeeee
You Are The Twin Brother To This Guy tyson99 or You re Him.
Education / Re: Intresting Things You Can Only Find In Nigeria(PHOTOS) by checkdate(m): 2:43pm On Jan 04, 2015
Dreyl:
Vote wisely, Vote buhari
I Promise You, That You Will Regret Campaigning For This Man.
Education / Re: The Funny Truth About This Life by checkdate(m): 11:03pm On Jan 03, 2015
no matter what happens garri will always be more popular than indommi/spag/macerony.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by checkdate(m): 10:39pm On Jan 03, 2015
ebbymayox:
Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket

loose translation:You can't do somethings if there are no certain conditions.


Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup

loose translation:You Can't Run Away From Your Destiny


Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap

loose translation:Keep calm! Nothing last forever


Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef


loose translation:Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don't rush!


Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent

loose translation:How you start doesn't matter,what matters is how you finish.


Wetin consign agbero with twitter handle,or malu/cow with face cap?


loose translation:Mind your business.



If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper soup from am


loose translation:Make something good out of a bad experience



I get am before No be property


loose translation: stop living in the past and start living in the present.



If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate


loose translation:Don't outstay your welcome



Rolling stone,ofcourse na person push am now!


loose translation:There is always a reason for something



Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala

loose translation:Easier said than done



No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans.

loose translation:Calm down,your temper won't solve the problem



Every mallam with em own kettle,every aboki with em own radio.

loose translation:Every man for himself



You no need cutlery to chop slap

loose translation:You don't need my translation to understand this,lol



Opolo eye no be open eye


loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn't make you civilised,lol



Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus.

loose translation:Give everyone what they deserve.



Bring suya, bring suya,.......na cow body dey suffer am.

loose translation:Every action has a consequence



E go better e go better,na im make ibo man still dey Kano

loose translation:When there is hope,there is Life.

The different between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging

loose translation:Don't judge based on appearance alone

Which is your favourite?


This is just a tip of the iceberg ,More on the list here http:///0WDbrB

Man wey Unclad ?



Pls who is edithing this kind of write up ?

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Politics / Re: President Jonathan And His Son Pictured Praying For Nigeria by checkdate(m): 5:24pm On Jan 01, 2015
itsdumebi:
Awww...how cute! President GEJ and his son Abobo seriously praying for naija on new years day at the Dunamis International Gospel Church.
http://itsdumebi.com/president-jonathan-son-pictured-praying-nigeria-new-years-day/



NEXT SUBJECT
FROM A.P.C SUPPORTERS...



Picture of Buhari eat roasted meat with almajiri guys.











GOD BLESS NIGERIA POLITICS.
Religion / Re: T.B. Joshua 2015 PROPHECIES by checkdate(m): 5:04pm On Jan 01, 2015
Makweembo:
Uncharacteristically, T.B. Joshua did not release any prediction for 2015 during his cross over service. He rather stressed for the need for people to have a 'free spirit'.

“If you are expecting a New Year, you must be pure in heart,” a report quotes him as saying. “If not, the troubled year of 2014 will continue in 2015. No matter what this coming year brings, if you are more of God, your trials are the soil in which your faith will flourish.”

He told the congregation that rather than shout 'Happy New Year', they should say, 'Good Morning'.

Pics courtesy of Getty Images
After Everything (the collapsed building tragedy) I Still See The Europeans & South Africans in That Church.




















AM SO CHARGED AND MOTIVATED ABOUT THE KIND OF GOD WE SERVE HE DOES NOT FAIL AND ABANDONING HIS PEOPLE IS NOT HIS NATURE.

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Politics / Re: The Trouble With The Buhari Manifesto BY ABIMBOLA ADELAKUN by checkdate(m): 4:55pm On Jan 01, 2015
LRNZH:
I am.sorry but the writer is shallow in his analysis.

Instead of tackling the actual points in the manifesto and providing alternatives..... he's just using bogus words to make a watery conclusion of negativity.

I'm even curious to know his background.

I have more research to do... We shall get to the bottom of this matter.


By the way, GEJ's New Year speech this morning is bereft of ideas. There was nothing on his plans (if any) for Power, Refining, Security and on tackling Corruption.
That's the manifesto PDP has for 2015.
Are You Buhari ?

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Family / Re: Man Arrested For Defiling His 9-year-old Daughter In Benin by checkdate(m): 8:39pm On Dec 30, 2014
lalasticlala:
[b] Officers of the Ogida Police Division in Egor Local Government Area of Edo State have arrested one Osaro for allegedly defiling his nine-year-old daughter in Benin, the state capital.

The mother of the victim told our correspondent that ‎her husband had pushed her out of their apartment at about 8pm on Christmas Day and locked her two daughters inside the room, after a misunderstanding, before defiling one of them.

She explained that the nine-year-old victim had told her the next day that her father had canal knowledge of her after locking her (the mother) outside their room.

She also said that the 45-year-old suspect had threatened to kill her when she tried to physically examine her daughter.

“On Christmas Day, he drove me outside at about 8pm‎ and was alone inside with the children.

“The next day, my daughter told me what he did to her. When I wanted to examine my daughter, he beat me up but neighbours intervened,” the woman said.


It was, however, learnt that the suspect had earlier feigned repentance after allegedly having canal knowledge of his 17-year-old step-daughter.

But the victim told our correspondent that her father had victimised her severally and restrained from raising an alarm by covering her mouth.


‎The Police Public Relations Officer‎, DSP Joseph Edoigiawerie, however, stated that the matter was under investigation. [/b]


http://www.punchng.com/news/man-arrested-for-defiling-daughter-nine/

SIGNS OF END TIME .
Politics / Re: 9 Presidential Runners You Probably Didn’t Know by checkdate(m): 8:17pm On Dec 30, 2014
orobs93:
Please let us pick somebody else outside pdp and apc..abi how una see am?
am in support of your suggestion






still later when the candidate wins the election, you will see & hear he/she decamping/defecting to that other big party we (PDP/APC) hate

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Made In 9ja Keke (pics) by checkdate(m): 8:05pm On Dec 30, 2014
Librate:
Isn't dis innovative grin grin

wooooooooooooooow !



CLICK LIKE IF YOU LOVE THE NIGERIAN SPIRIT.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Barack Obama Caught Staring At Bu Tt Of 16-year-old Brazilian by checkdate(m): 7:37pm On Dec 28, 2014
emassflourish:
[img]http://www.bagofgists.ml/media/cop20[/img]

The President got caught checking out some Brazilian cheeks in Italy — which wouldn’t be so surprising if the cheeks in question weren’t allegedly attached to a teenage girl.

Barack Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy stole sneaky looks at the assets of Brazil’s junior G8 delegate Mayora Tavares —who is reportedly 16 years of age– at the G8 summit.

What do you think of the photo?? Man na Man lol

More photos here
p h o t o s h o p

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