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Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot Celebrates 11th Wedding Anniversary by checkdate(m): 9:05am On Dec 27, 2014
montestic:
(Desmond Elliot is today December 26, 2014 celebrating his 11th year wedding anniversary to his beautiful wife. Photo: Desmod Elliot)

Nollywood actor and politician, Desmond Elliot is today, December 26, 2014 celebrating his 11th year wedding anniversary to his beautiful wife.

The 11-year old marriage is blessed with 4 children and continues to wax stronger by the day.

Desmond Elliot, who recently won his party primaries to contest in 2015 to represent the Surulere Constituency 01 at the Lagos State House of Assembly under the All Progressives Congress celebrated the union on social media, in a post.

See post below…


http://thenet.ng/2014/12/desmond-elliot-celebrates-11th-wedding-anniversary/
THIS IS GOOD




MAY ALMIGHTY GOD GRANT ME AND MY WIFE THE GRACE AND STRENGTH TO ALWAYS BE IN-LOVE WITH EACH OTHER WHILE HAPPILY LIVING TOGETHER AND REACH OLD AGE TOGETHER, STILL AS BEST FRIENDS, LOVERS AND ONE BODY

IN JESUS NAME


AMEN.

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Romance / Re: 6 Places You Will Not Find Your Future Husband Or Wife - by checkdate(m): 8:06pm On Dec 26, 2014
zoeee:


No
may i know what you did after the dream ?




Does it mean you did not accept the dream yourself ?
Romance / Re: 6 Places You Will Not Find Your Future Husband Or Wife - by checkdate(m): 8:02pm On Dec 26, 2014
zoeee:


I didnt tell him
did you become close with him ?
Romance / Re: 6 Places You Will Not Find Your Future Husband Or Wife - by checkdate(m): 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2014
zoeee:
I saw mine in my dreams oo
when u told him what was his reaction/responds?


how long did it take him to accept your information about him been involved in your future ?
Religion / Re: Hon.patrick Obionhagbon Xmas Greetings. by checkdate(m): 11:44pm On Dec 25, 2014
Tomiwatosin:

Once again, I feel privileged and blessed to leverage on this lacuna of celestial opportunity and imprematur to celebrate with you in this splendiferous yuletide season of razzmatazz and adagio of hedonism. May you be endowed with a cornucopia of His grace and avalanche of blessings from the suzerainty of the greater beyond to perpetually experience this moment of proscenium of joie de vivre in many more decades to unfold. Merry christmas. #tommysticks
I WILL ONLY ACCEPT THIS KIND OF XMAS GREETING IF IT WAS MADE IN VERNACULAR OR OUR MOST CHERISHED WORRI TYPE OF ENGLISH OR BETTER STILL PLAIN SIMPLE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Family / Re: Her Husband Is About To Be Made A King, She Is Scared Of Polygyny,pls Advice by checkdate(m): 11:40pm On Dec 25, 2014
seyi360:
The couple in question are both under 40, the husband is a banker while the wife is into business things. The man calls the wife and tells her that he has been chosen by his father to be the next king of a town at Ijebu. They are both christians, the wife is totally against the idea, but the man wants to be king. The wife is afraid he might marry another wife in the long run, she is scared her husband may go into occult in the process, the issue has generated so much debate and raised so much dust. Should the man resign from the bank and accept coronation,with all its consequences which includes but not limited to marrying more wives, occultism etc. Or should he yield to his wife's cry to forget about kingship, continue with his bank job. Pls advice
LET HER GO INTO PRAYERS.



GOD IS STILL IN THE BUZINESS OF ANSWERING PRAYERS, ESPECIALLY SINCERE ONES LIKE THIS TYPE THAT WILL COME FROM SOMEBODY'S WIFE; FOR THE GOOD OF GOD'S OWN INSTITUTION(MARRIAGE)
Education / Re: When Will Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle Pass Waec??? by checkdate(m): 11:34pm On Dec 25, 2014
RebelLeader15:
Sincerely speaking, right from my first day of reading WAEC past question to the last day of writing my WAEC, and up till today, CIROMA CHUKWUMA ADEKUNLE is a house hold name when it comes to WAEC.





I want you guys to include him in your prayer point this year, he must pass by 2015.
any time Nigeria breaks up or any time Nigeria stops to be one country.
Politics / Re: List Of Top Igbos Who Supported Buhari With N54 Million by checkdate(m): 11:19pm On Dec 25, 2014
barcanista:
Everyone love buhari
I W I L L N E V E R V O T E g b m OR g p d O R g d p THIS POST IS FULL OF RUBISH TILL I SEE THOSE DONORS AND A VIDEO OF ALL OF THEM MAKING THE DONATIONS.
Celebrities / Re: See The Photo Maheeda Released For Christmas by checkdate(m): 9:15pm On Dec 25, 2014
lilmaxfidel:
because maheeda doesnt snap with clothes on angry
NOT ALWAYS.
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Christmas Pictures(must See) by checkdate(m): 8:59pm On Dec 25, 2014
see

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Celebrities / Re: See The Photo Maheeda Released For Christmas by checkdate(m): 8:52pm On Dec 25, 2014
lilmaxfidel:
this is not maheeda angry
MAY WE KNOW WHY YOU DOUBT THE PICTURE ?
Celebrities / Re: See The Photo Maheeda Released For Christmas by checkdate(m): 8:49pm On Dec 25, 2014
crazysaint:
Choi see those bobby tinted grin

hatux:
Wow shocked... See two chelsea strikers''


SuperMartins:
Awww..pretty woman..Everytinz still pointed like d tip of an arrow..Them say she spoil but she still get stuffz when straight pass people own when dey mock her..



please go and marry(if you have not)
Romance / Re: Pls Help! My House Girl Is Tempting Me.. by checkdate(m): 3:24pm On Dec 21, 2014
Chibest2000:
Source: Sweetdating

Sorry nt really me! Copied it 4rm a website n thought advises n suggestions could help someone here who might b in dsame shoe with d original poster. Tnx!!
ACCORDING TO THE HOLY SCRIPTURES, IF YOUR LEFT ARM MIGHT (WILL) LEAD YOU TO STUMBLE (SIN) CUT IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. . . Matthew 5:30

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Nairaland / General / Re: Security Agencies Flogging Nigerians In Traffic: Legally Right Or Wrong? by checkdate(m): 1:59pm On Dec 21, 2014
adonbilivit:
My people I have been observing this for long and I know you all do too. Everyday you see soldiers and mobile police men with bullion vans flogging motorists with koboko coz they (security agents) want to break traffic rules. So I ask, is this right or wrong? What is the government doing about this? i dey vex.
PLEASE LET THEM COME AND FLOG COMMERCIAL TRICYCLE OPERATORS (KEKE OPERATOR) IN IMO STATE.

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Jokes Etc / Re: An Angry Man Wrote An Application Letter by checkdate(m): 11:42am On Dec 11, 2014
superneutral:
An angry man wrote an application letter to a
company,
Application 4 Employment,

Dear sir in reference to the recent death of the technical manager in
your company, i hereby apply for the replacement of the dead manager, because each time i apply for employment
you will tell me no vacancy but now I've caught you red
handed, you have no excuse because i even attended his
funeral to be sure he is dead before i apply,attached to my
letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary memo...
TGIF...
SORRY MR. Applicant Before His Burial And During His Ill Health We Got A Replacement For That Post.

S T I L L








N O V A C A N C Y !

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Family / Re: Ladies, What Would You Do If You Found This On Your Wedding Night?.....[photo] by checkdate(m): 11:33am On Dec 11, 2014
moreeni:
YeeeeeeYeeeeeee!!! I won't find that on my wedding night cos peeping before the D day is a prerequisite grin grin grin
YES YOUR HEAD DEY THERE. As long as he is not penetrating it into your honey pot.
Health / Re: 10 Things You Didn't Know About The Vagina by checkdate(m): 11:29am On Dec 11, 2014
braintext:
Here are 10 things you didn't probably know about the VAGINA wink
How can a vagina mean sword-holder ?
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should Not Marry A Non-exposed Guy. by checkdate(m): 11:20am On Dec 11, 2014
olexjay:
1. Fashion: He don't care about fashion so he put on any cloth which come up his way, he won't even come up with the idea of going to a boutique, Such guys patronize the bend-down boutique (second/third grade clothing selling shops).

2. Interaction: Such guy could be boring and might be somehow shy to meet either the friends of his wife or even find its little difficult his to act freely with his wife in-laws.

3. Home: He don't consider electronics as something special, such guys would say "Television set are all of the same since everyone of them display picture so no need of wasting money on changing electronic.

4. Romantic: Such guy might lack some romantic acts since he's not expose to something like that right from his youth age. He will not come up with an idea of going out on a special date with his wife or even taking her out. He might also lack some romantic act on bed, such guy would have it in mind that all we aiming for are children...lol.

5. Abnormally Exposed: If a dull or non-exposed guy meet or start to mingle with some exposed guy he might want to imitate them and by doing that he might end up in getting expose in abnormal way, such as: tasting the fun of night clubs whereby he might turn it to a daily must mark attendance since it seems to be so fun to him.

6. Cheating: Once he get expose and now doing that in abnormal way by trying to imitate, then such guy will be very easy to deceive by friends in asking him out to try something new and he may start the idea of flirting, now his family is at the edge of the table.

7. Multiple-Wife: The result of his flirting act may end him up to impregnate a lady, now the dullness and the former fear will bounced back on the man and with no choice he will finally bring the lady home as a second wife.

Ladies, if you are dating any non-exposed guy then its you duty to bring him up by putting him on the rightful exposing lane because this will really benefit your relationship.
What of Non-exposed Girls ?

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Food / Re: Six Foods To Avoid Before You Meet Your Woman In Bed by checkdate(m): 11:13am On Dec 11, 2014
Flye:
**Six Foods To Avoid Before You Meet Your Woman On Bed**

There are foods, which can be a total put off when consumed before you go to bed with your wife? Listed below are the Six Foods to avoid before you meet your woman on bed :

Beans

Beans are a good source of fibre and protein for our bodybut they also contain a type of sugar that doesn’t digest fast and causes bloating and gas. We can all agree that a gassy and bloating belly is not ideal for s*x.

Garlic

Garlic adds extra flavour to our food, but it is really nora good idea before sex. It not only has a strong scent which can be an instant turn off but also has starches that can cause bloating.

Cheese

You probably didn’t expect cheese to make it to the list of foods to avoid before s*x, but the truth is that cheese can be a smelly nightmare and can turn your partner off. Cheese breath lingers on long after it has been consumed, so skip this food if you want to impress your partner.

Red meat

A fancy steak meal may sound like a perfect night out but you might want to reconsider your choice of meat. Red meat is heavy and can take a long time to digest. This will leave you feeling sluggish and sleepy, which will surely affect your performance in bed.

French fries

French fries are filled with tran’s fats that can lower test0sterone levels and decrease blood circulation. They also contain a lot of salt, which can make it difficult for men with high blood pressure to keep up a strong er3ction.

Peppermint

While you might think that chomping on a peppermint for fresh breath is a good idea before s*x, studies show that the menthol present in peppermint can reduce test0sterone levels and this can affect your s*x drive.

Hope you have learnt something new here


source https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=666444710131439&id=127392810703301
ARE YOU DR. Pat from the Toronto University of Marriagem, Sexual Pleasure & Family Matters ?

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Girls Can't Stop Falling Hands..chat Btw Nigerian Girl And Her Mom by checkdate(m): 11:08am On Dec 11, 2014
Aysuperstories:
LOL
THERE WILL BE A GREATER FALLING OF HAND IF THIS CRAP MAKES FRONT PAGE.
Romance / Re: Photo: Guys Which Would You Pick? by checkdate(m): 10:36am On Dec 11, 2014
waleadex:
I love it THICK...can't stand touching bones...lol
PLEASE OH IF YOUR CHOICE OF PLEASURE RYMES WITH OURS PLEASE INDICATE ANY HOW.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Today Is Human Rights Day! by checkdate(m): 9:47am On Dec 10, 2014
Obinoscopy:
http://www.un.org/en/events/humanrightsday/

So how's Nigeria faring wrt human rights? I know that freedom of expression has improved tremendously, especially via the social media. What are your views?
I HA
Business / Re: "Fall Of Oil Prices Will Not Affect Nigeria” – Jonathan Assures by checkdate(m): 1:59pm On Dec 05, 2014

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Sports / Re: Yacine Brahimi Wins BBC African Footballer Of The Year 2014 by checkdate(m): 7:28pm On Dec 01, 2014
tegamarro:
Why is this on front page undecided
ITS ON FRONT PAGE BECAUSE VINCENT OUR COUNTRY MAN IS INVOLVED

























AND THIS IS NAIRALAND.

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Sports / Re: Yacine Brahimi Wins BBC African Footballer Of The Year 2014 by checkdate(m): 7:27pm On Dec 01, 2014
makzeze:
yaccine brahimi of Algeria and FC Porto wins BBC African footballer of the year 2014
NON OF MY BUZINESS













BUT THAT OUR VINCENT DESERVES THIS HONOUR
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do Not Put These 6 Things On Your CV by checkdate(m): 9:20pm On Nov 30, 2014
Datsme:

Y r u speaking for me? Lol
I MEAN ME checkdate ME/MYSELF/I
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do Not Put These 6 Things On Your CV by checkdate(m): 9:17pm On Nov 30, 2014
clemhova:


Bros confirm say this na contract work..
THERE IS NO SUCH KIND OF WORK HERE IN TEL-AVIV
Romance / Re: If U Can't Answer This Questions, Then We Can't Go Into Marriage by checkdate(m): 12:58pm On Nov 27, 2014
justmag:


marriage is not a damn contract! Anyone can anwser these questions but not everyone will promise this and not break it! Keep God in your prayers about this and let him give you that garantee! Only God can give you that garantee not a woman.









MAY GOD BLESS YOU.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do Not Put These 6 Things On Your CV by checkdate(m): 12:21pm On Nov 27, 2014
DO NOT FORGET PRAYERS TO ALMIGHTY GOD FOR HIS GRACE.

BECAUSE ONE CAN GET A JOB WITHOUT C.V, & APPLICATION LETTER; JUST LIKE ME

MD: MY FRIEND CAN YOU DO THIS & THIS & THOSE?

ME: YES SIR

MD: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING & DOING THIS?

ME: SINCE 2005 TILL NOW


MD: OKAY. I WILL NOT DOUBT YOU. WHAT DATE IS MONDAY?

ME: 03/02/2

MD: COME ON MONDAY AND START.

ME: GOD BLESS YOU SIR.

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Romance / Re: If A Man Tells You Any Of These Lines, Run! by checkdate(m): 2:09pm On Nov 25, 2014
Polithiefcian:
I will comment if dis topic makes FP cool




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