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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: For Job Seekers: Where You Can Find Jobs Online In Nigeria. by checkdate(m): 7:38pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
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Family / Re: Funny Pictures Of Kids And Their Dads by checkdate(m): 7:03pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
timawoku: here are some cool funny pics of father and sonsee his own 39 Likes 2 Shares
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Culture / Re: Funny African Proverbs by checkdate(m): 6:42pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any- Albert Marcauley (1872) . He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume- Nelson Mandela (1973) . He who completely unwrap moimoi and gala b4 eating cannot keep a secret- Abraham Lincoln (1864) . Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything- William Shakespear (1900) ' Anyone who graduate without expiriencing strike, has never been to Nigeria- Lord Lugard (1904) : He who refuse to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist- Martin Luther King jnr (1788) . Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder- Michael Faraday (1899) . Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893) . He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry- Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) . Anyone who read this without laughing is either looking 4 job or Needs Jesus Badly- Arch. Namadi Sambo (2014) . . . BIKE MAN: Where are you going to? PROSTITUTE: I'm going to the mortuary. BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't drop you there except you pay me 3000 naira. PROSTITUTE: No problem, when we get there, you'll be paid. (When they got to the mortuary, the prostitute said,) "Wait here a second, let me go get you the money."(When the man waited for an hour without seeing the prostitute, he decided to go in search of her. He pushed open the gate of the mortuary a little bit, took some steps in, before noticing someone,who appeared to be the mortuary attendant, lounging around) ATTENDANT: How can I help you sir? BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to this place, she asked me to wait for her to go inside and get the money for the ride, but didn't come back. ATTENDANT: No one entered here! So I don't know what you are talking about. (The bike man insisted and decided to stay and wait for the lady. The attendant thought for a while and asked him to follow him into the mortuary room. When they got there) ATTENDANT: (He picks up a stick beside him, and points it towards the bodies) If you know you entered a bike and didn't pay, quickly raise up your hand and bring it out or else I will beat all of you with this stick! (Quickly, one of the dead bodies raised up her hand and threw the money at the bike rider.) If you were the bike man, what wil l you do? A M P R O U D L Y N I G E R I A N ! |
Sports / Re: No Eagles Without Mikel — Keshi by checkdate(m): 11:01am On Sep 12, 2014 |
msmon: Nigeria national team coach Stephen Keshi says he still believes that John Obi Mikel is a vital cog in the Super Eagles side, despite the midfielder’s lack of game time at his club, Chelsea.USELESS IDIOTS BLABBING TRASH 1 Like |
Religion / Re: TOP 7 Facts About Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by checkdate(m): 11:32pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
LaRoyalHighness: Pastor don enter one change...ONE WETIN ? |
Politics / Re: Where Is Gwoza Sef?” Jonathan Asks At Meeting With Emir by checkdate(m): 3:51pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
NgeneUkwenu: In a bizarre tale that illustrates how Nigeria is run, President Goodluck Jonathan arrived two weeks ago at a top secret meeting with the exiled Emir of Gwoza, the newly-named headquarters of Boko Haram’s so-called “Islamic Caliphate,” with no knowledge of the location of Gwoza, presidency sources at the meeting said.hmmmmmm ! 3 Likes
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Education / Re: Pictures:do U Remember This? by checkdate(m): 1:32pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
wowwwww ! BACK IN THEY DAYS WHEN GOING TO SCHOOL WAS A WHOLE LOT OF FUN. |
Politics / Re: Battle For Bama -boko Haram Strom Bama, Borno, Nigerian Army Repelled Attack by checkdate(m): 1:23pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
amiskurie: And a fool never resignHOW BEST WOULD YOU DEAL WITH THE SITUATION/MATTER IF YOU ARE THE COMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE ARMED FORCES ? |
Politics / Re: Battle For Bama -boko Haram Strom Bama, Borno, Nigerian Army Repelled Attack by checkdate(m): 1:21pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
Fash20: THIS SPACE IS NOT FOR SALE BEWARE OF 419.YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP FROM MOUNTAIN OF FIRE DELIVERANCE MINISTRY 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Stop Paying To Send Message Now by checkdate(m): 5:27pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Please do not post adverts in this section, to avoid being banned. |
Autos / Re: Meet The Six Bulletproof Cars You Can Buy by checkdate(m): 5:10pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
dotna: HONESTLY ! |
Romance / Re: 5 Facts About Sex One Needs To Know by checkdate(m): 5:08pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
desess: Hmmmm, remember those days when the word sex was mentioned in awe, when one who made fuss about the word was considered to be immoralSexkills come and see another bad market news ohhh |
Romance / Re: 5 Facts About Sex One Needs To Know by checkdate(m): 5:07pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
i warned her |
Celebrities / Re: OMG!!! You Won't Believe This Is Actress Nkiru Silvanus![photo] by checkdate(m): 4:59pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
contactmorak:SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL ! 1 Like 1 Share |
Autos / Re: Meet The Six Bulletproof Cars You Can Buy by checkdate(m): 4:55pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ! dotna: Audi A8 L Security |
Autos / Re: Meet The Six Bulletproof Cars You Can Buy by checkdate(m): 4:53pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ! 1 Like 2 Shares |
Culture / Re: Awareness On Ebola Virus Made In Igbo Language by checkdate(m): 10:14am On Aug 21, 2014 |
Okeikpu: Kitikpa gbawaa gi onu there! Eghu!i wish you the same. |
Culture / Re: Awareness On Ebola Virus Made In Igbo Language by checkdate(m): 9:47am On Aug 21, 2014 |
Okeikpu: What's Ebola ??GOOGLE IS CREATED FOR THIS KIND OF QUESTIONS. good some where else with your dirty username. *****pervert***** |
Culture / Re: Awareness On Ebola Virus Made In Igbo Language by checkdate(m): 12:05am On Aug 21, 2014 |
swizzle: This is an ebola awareness video made using Igbo language. I think this is a good thing. I hope it inspires some people to do similar a thing with their own language. Kudos to him!W I S E M E N F R O M T H E E A S T 35 Likes |
Travel / Re: Malaysia Airlines Flight Mh370:Pilot Killed Passengers,Sank Plane Intact-EXPERTS by checkdate(m): 11:51pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
widowhusband: like 3 or 4 days ago i read from yahoo news that the bank of 4 of the lost passengers reported to relevant authorities abt some activity in their account recently. so they r followin the lead, lets see what they'l getI SOW THIS SAME REPORT ON CNN. |
Travel / Re: Malaysia Airlines Flight Mh370:Pilot Killed Passengers,Sank Plane Intact-EXPERTS by checkdate(m): 11:50pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
oskaaay: Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 pilot Zaharie Ahmad Shah is the man responsible for the plane’s baffling disappearance, brilliantly executing a sinister plot to prove his superior aviation skills by ensuring that the Boeing 777-200 would never be found. Those are the conclusions of Ewan Wilson, an aviator, accident investigator and founder of Kiwi Airlines, who conducted an independent, four-month study of the Malaysia Airlines mystery.No Wahala . Bring This Up To The Front Page Lets Analyse The Claims. |
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B Stream 2 Three Weeks Orientation Camp Cancelled by checkdate(m): 8:00am On Aug 20, 2014 |
blessingnnam: This people just rubbis themselves and not me, imagine after buying things. May God have mercy on themIS FOR YOUR OWN BETTERMENT 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Soldiers Mutiny, Demand Better Equipment by checkdate(m): 4:38pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
9ja4Change: A group of soldiers in north-eastern Nigeria is refusing to fight Boko Haram militants until they receive better equipment, one of the mutineers has told the BBC.GIBBRISH ! 2 Likes
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Sports / Re: I Will Never Bite Anyone Again— Suarez by checkdate(m): 4:31pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Alishachris:Bros. How market. |
Sports / Re: I Will Never Bite Anyone Again— Suarez by checkdate(m): 4:15pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Pergrace: Barcelona striker Luis Suarez said he has received professional help after receiving a four-month ban for biting an opponent for the third time in his careerONCE A DOG; ALWAYS A DOG. CHARACTER IS LIKE PREGNANCY; THE MORE YOU TRY TO HIDE OR CHANGE IT THE MORE IT BUILDS UP EXTRA MOMENTUM INSIDE THE BEARER. Just like Alishachris: 11 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Besiktas Vs Arsenal :Champions League Playoff : (0 - 0) On 19th August 2014 by checkdate(m): 12:11pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
luvola: Arsenal left-back Kieran Gibbs will miss both legs of the Champions League play-off against Besiktas with a hamstring injury.I LIKE SOCCER |
Health / Re: Nano Silver Can Cure Ebola – Manufacturer by checkdate(m): 3:45am On Aug 19, 2014 |
THIS FELLOW WHOSE POST IS BEFORE MINE IS MENTAL PATIENT BadBoy25: I am very disappointed that the ebola disease hasn't wiped out the entire west and central africa shiithole. nano silver should be shipped in bulk and circulated in west africa . I endorse and support the bathing and drinking of salt. --------- ------------------------------------------- --------- ------------------------------------------- --------- ------------------------------------------- bennygreat1: Good!!! But where's the source of this newz Noah13: I wonder http://www.punchng.com/news/nano-silver-can-cure-ebola-experts/ 4 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wanna Works With Union Assurance Of Union Bank? by checkdate(m): 2:47pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
georgee:YOU HAVE FAILED TO GIVE AN ACCOUNT OF WHO YOU ARE. IT IS CLEAR YOU DO NOT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CLOSE A THREAD. AM SURE THE OP IS NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE THAT KIND OF MISTAKE YOU NOTICED. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wanna Works With Union Assurance Of Union Bank? by checkdate(m): 10:31am On Aug 18, 2014 |
georgee: THREAD CLOSED!PLEASE WHO ARE YOU ? |
Politics / Re: How Ebola Patients Survived – Experts by checkdate(m): 9:00am On Aug 18, 2014 |
WOW oooooooooo ! http://www.newsday.com.ng/churches-raises-prayer-warriors-ebola-virus-anambr/ . . .TO HELL WITH AMARICA . . .TO HELL WITH SERUM & ZMAPP . . . TO HELL WITH W.H.O . . . TO HELL WITH ANY EXTERNAL AID/HELP . . . WE NIGERIANS WILL WIN EXTERNALY INDUCED INSURGENCE ( TERRORISM ) . . . WE NIGERIANS WILL WIN THIS EXTERNALY INDUCED ebola virus. GOD BLESS MY COUNTRY NIGERIA 3 Likes |
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