Celebrities / Re: Check Out This Funny Nigerian Wedding Picture by checkdate(m): 2:06pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
feedthenation: Lol... whose idea was that? . . . . BEFORE THEY CLIMBED |
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Can Still Qualify For Morocco 2015 by checkdate(m): 7:10pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
Havilah93: Super Eagles Still Have What It Takes To Qualify For Morocco 2015
4 points from 4 matches is bad enough, but it is now that the Eagles really have a chance to qualify for next year's competition.
First we need to beat South Africa in Uyo next month, then go to Congo and squeeze out a win, whatever the scoreline. If South Africa could win there, then we most definitely can.
Go eagles!! Y E S W E C A N ! |
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Family / Re: Signs That Show A Man Is Poor. by checkdate(m): 8:23pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
butanep: There are some certain things you do that make people see you as a poor man. When you see a man in certain situation or doing some of these things, you no longer need a prophet to tell you the man is poor. 1 if he lives in a face me I face you apartment. 2. If he always have misunderstanding with his wife based on money. 3. If he "treks" to to work on a daily basis. 4. If he always use public transport to his destination. 5. If he still fetch water with bucket to the bathroom. 6.If he still wait on the queue to use the toilet or take his bath. 7 If his neighbour always know the kind of food he prepares or eat on a daily basis. 8. If the rest room is outside the main house. So at night the man or woman has to find somebody to escort them... for fear of the unknown. 9.If he has many grown up children but none is educated. 10. If he or the wife uses firework on a daily basis to cook. Even if they want to boil a cup of water, they have to rely on firewood. Poverty is really a bad syndrome, it reduces everything about a man... even up to his libido... This is the simple reason why ladies look and scrutinized before they get married. No body wants to associate with a poor life Feel free to add yours...
ANOTHER YABA WARD ONE ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENT FREE-STYLING ON THE STREETS OF NAIRALAND FORUM . 2 Likes |
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Culture / Re: Best Thing A Friend Has Ever Done For You. by checkdate(m): 8:29pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
Therock5555: bros I just clocked 20 oo mehn cool down na. Oya find me wife and sponsor our marriage den I will marry Ok. . . Whats you account name, account number & bank. Let us e-mail your details to God In Heaven. |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Senate Presidents From Independence, 1960 Till Date ( Photos ) by checkdate(m): 6:33am On Oct 01, 2014 |
G O D B L E S S N I G E R I A |
Culture / Re: Best Thing A Friend Has Ever Done For You. by checkdate(m): 5:58am On Oct 01, 2014 |
Therock5555: One of my female friends allowed me to date her friend even when she had a mad crush on me, me sef been dey happy dey feel like James Bond until I knew that her friend was nothing compared to her.. I just love that girl sha, she get gud heart
Another of my friend made me get a sugar mummy, na only God go punish that boy, we go see two gorillas as our blind date, na so we pick race o
Those gud old days MAKE SURE YOU GET MARRIED THIS YEAR. |
Religion / Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by checkdate(m): 3:29pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
MY PESENT GIRL FRIEND WHO I WISH TO BE WITH AS MY LIFE PARTNER THE WHOLE OF MY LIFE . |
Politics / Re: List Of Politicians And Celebs On Nairaland with their Usernames by checkdate(m): 1:14am On Sep 26, 2014 |
kekakuz: Today most Nigerians use the internet on a regular base.politicians and celebrities are not left out,infact they use it more as they are always concerned with what the public thinks of them. some of them are social media junkies as they don't really have much jobs to do. nairaland is by far the biggest online forum in Nigeria and by extension Africa and can boast of 1.2 million registered members not counting thousands of visitors that flock in everyday. so it is logically acceptable to conclude that alot of these guys rock nairaland with us in disguise but am here to blow there cover.(thanks to my hacking and up tracking skills) here is a few of them and will add more as soon as I get more.
1 nasir el rufai -cramjones 2.miss yezudo - genevive 3 wiz kid - youngwizy 5 davido - andyblaze 6 tifnubu. - Ruben abati 7 iya rainbow - mukina 8 lagbaja. - olandoOwoh 9.alimodu sheriff - smallpenis 10 safari girl - Rita dominic 11 berem. - don jazzy 12 fadeyi oloro - Adam forever
will add more am trying to trace labara maku ryt now abagworo - rochas anayo ethel okorocha. (correction)berem - nkechi okorocha. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Help! My Husband Refuses To Sleep With Me. by checkdate(m): 9:57pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
temigracie:
Seconded....
Please add viagra to his dinner whenever you personally feel like doing the do....
And please make sure you give him lots of condensed milk with ugwu leaves...It ll make him recover faster... WI C K E D L A D Y |
Entertainment / Re: Man Tattoos Eyeball After Accident Left His Eyeball White And Cloudy (pictures) by checkdate(m): 8:33pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
bonger: A man who suffered a serious eye injury as a child has got a tattoo - on his eyeball. William Watson, 58, underwent the extremely rare cosmetic procedure - which is definitely not for the squeamish - while he was awake. Mr Watson, from New York, experienced damage to his eye when he was hit in the face by a ball when he was a child, leaving his left iris looking permanently white and cloudy.
Source >>>>>>R U B B I S H>>>>> 8 Likes |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Agree To Release All 219 Chibok Girls by checkdate(m): 5:38pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
UTILITYMAY: Fresh reports say that Boko Haram group has finally agreed to free all the Chibok girls for 18 sect commanders currently in detention.
It would be recalled that less than two weeks ago it was reported that the insurgents had agreed to release only 30 female students abducted in April in exchange for 18 key group members. The decision was allegedly made after the Nigerian authorities had held secret talks with one of boko haram seniors identified as Umar.
This Saturday it was gathered that the International Committee of the Red Cross and the Nigerian government were holding long-time negotiations on the issue.
Finally, according to the Nation, the agreement on 219 girls release was reached.
It has been reported that the two parties asked their representatives to go back to their leaders to discuss the new conditions.
At the meeting said to be facilitated by the President, Civil Rights Congress (CRC), Comrade Shehu Sani, it was allegedly claimed that if the girls were tried to be released by force, it might lead to fatalities.
One of those who attended the session said:
“The sect shifted its position and agreed to release all the girls instead of 30 Christian married girls it had promised. But Boko Haram said it does not trust the government going by previous experience. If the government had respected previous talks, the Chibok girls were initially meant to be off the hook during the Eid-el Fitr festival. Again about two weeks ago, a delegation was already in Maiduguri until the swap deal was bungled. Some security agents only advised on the release of six out of the 18 leaders of the sect. They rated the rest 12 as dangerous. When the insurgents found out, they backtracked and demanded the release of the 18 leaders. The development paved the way for the latest talks in Abuja which involved the ICRC.”
The source also said that the Nigerian authorities promised to release the 18 leaders as soon as all the girls were let go.
Another source present at the session said:
“We generally agreed that all the parties should go back to their leaders on the agreement reached. The government said no to piecemeal release of the girls and Boko Haram claimed that it will not have any business with the government until all the 18 leaders of the sect are freed. After the Eid-el-Kabir festival, the two parties will meet again on the terms to finalise the agreement or part ways. Before the meeting rose, Boko Haram representatives warned against the use of force to liberate the girls. It also made it clear that it had the “capacity to take on the Federal Government for the next 45 years.”
Regarding the insurgency in the North-East of Nigeria one of the sources said that “the outcome of the latest round of talks will determine whether they should ceasefire or not”.
It would be recalled that more than 200 girls were abducted on April 14 by boko haram in Chibok of the troubled Borno State. Despite both the military and social involvement of various countries worldwide, the majority of students are still missing.
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/boko-haram-to-free-219-chibok-girls-in-swap-deal/ . https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/168532-breaking-some-abducted-chibok-girlsreleasedhtml#sthashHh4EXsD3Nn5MRVo9.dpuf. . SO WHAT OF ALL THE BAD THINGS THEY DID TO THEY GIRLS (THE HEALTH OF THE GIRLS AS WELL) . . . . >>>>F A K E N E W S<<<<< . IF THIS NEWS LATER BECAMES REAL, I WILL SET UP A COMMITTEEEEEE THAT WILL LOOK INTO REHABILITATION AND REINTEGRATION AND REMARRING OF THESE GIRLS TO THE FAMILY OF THOSE THAT PLANNED THEIR KIDNAP. . . https://www.premiumtimesng.com/headlines/168535-breaking-defence-headquarters-retracts-statement-on-rescue-of-chibok-girls-says-its-not-sure-yet.html#sthash.4j3pmH04.dpuf 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Negotiator Stephen Davis Opens Up Again by checkdate(m): 4:18pm On Sep 22, 2014 |
Mamaflex: What did he say? Summary please! HE SAID THAT THE CHIBOK GIRLS ISSUE IS REAL AND THAT BH MEN HAVE BEEN TAKING AWAY ADULT GIRLS CONSTANTLY BECAUSE THEM AS FIGHTERS CANNOT MEET THEIR WIFES FOR PUNANA. AND ALSO NO BODY IS INTERESTED TO HELP STOP WHAT BH FIGHTERS ARE DOING IN THE NORTH-EASTERN NIGERIA. NO BODY IS INTERESTED IN HELPING THE POOR. THAT HE WAS NOT PAID TO BE HERE IN NIGERIA. RATHER HE HAS BEEN COMING TO NIGERIA ON HIS OWN; EVEN DURING THE TIME MEND WAS DOING THEIR HOSTILITY IN THE NIGER-DELTA AND NOW BOKO HARAM IS DOING THEIR OWN IN THE NORTH-EASTERN NIGERIA. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Seven Phrases You Should Never Say by checkdate(m): 3:14am On Sep 20, 2014 |
Abbey2sam: So how does this concern me AS YOU CAB SEE YOU HAVE DRAGED YOUR SELF INTO IT BY BOOKING SPACE. |
Health / Re: 25 Medical Conditions Scientists Hav Discovered Dat Sex Can Get Rid Of: by checkdate(m): 3:17pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
chidiezeh: 1. Depression: Without the help of researchers, just about anyone can agree that sex will make you feel good about yourself and just a bit more confident. But one researcher has said there’s a scientific explanation that goes a bit farther. Professor Gordon Gallop says that there’s an unknown chemical in Fluid that has an antidepressant effect on women. 2. Pregnancy: Sex is both the cause and the cure for pregnancy. Women who are ready to induce labor often have sex to speed up the process, and research backs up this method. Fluid contains prostaglandins, which help the cervix prepare to open, and heavenly feelings produce oxytocin, which will help cause contractions. 3. Headaches: Although sex can sometimes bring on a headache, it can cure them too. The tension release your body experiences during and after sex can ease restricted blood vessels in the brain. 4. Menstrual cramps: Sex acts as an analgetic to relieve menstrual pain, primarily because of the relaxation and endorphins sex brings. 5. Arthritis: In his book, "How to Treat Arthritis with Sex and Alcohol," rheumatologist Carter V. Multz asserts that sex, as well as alcohol and other complementary treatments, can reduce pain, swelling, and inflammation associated with arthritis. 6. Common cold: Manfred Schedlovski, a Swiss researcher from Zurich, asserts that sex has a positive effect on phagocytes, which are a part of the immune system that goes after alien bodies, like cold germs, and kills them. Phagocytes are increased signficantly during sex, and will often double after heavenly feeling. 7. Stress: heavenly feelings offer a great way to relax, and even nonorgasmic sex offers some relief. Dr. Joshua Golden asserts sex’s relaxation properties, as well as emotional benefits. 8. Tooth decay: Kissing, as well as MouthAction, encourages saliva production. This increase in saliva helps to wash food particles from your teeth, prevents plaque build-up, and helps lower decay-causing acid. Additionaly, seminal plasma has been shown to help prevent tooth decay. 9. Erectile dysfunction: By exercising your Kegel muscles with frequent sex and delaying expulsion, men can help strengthen muscles enough to help with minor Attention problems. 10. High blood pressure: Fluid has been found to lower blood pressure in women. Specifically, swallowing Fluid can help ward off preeclampsia, which is a dangerously high blood pressure that sometimes occurs during pregnancy. 11. Insomnia: Many people find that the relaxation they experience after sex helps them go to sleep. 12. Prostate cancer: Men who Erupt more frequently have been found to be at a lower risk of developing prostate cancer. 13. Hangovers: Sex may not save your liver, but it will help you shake off a funk. Having sex will help boost your endorphins and oxytocins, which stimulate muscle contraction and help you avoid aggressiveness. 14. Toxic system: Sex gets your blood pumping faster, which helps to rid the body of waste. 15. Heart disease: Studies have shown that if men have sex twice a week or more, they tend to have a lower risk of heart attack. For women, increased levels of estrogen caused by sex help to protect against heart disease. 16. Stubborn wounds: Studies have found that oxytocin, which is released during sex, can help wounds heal faster. 17. Low energy: Sex increases energy through exercise and emotional well-being. 18. Minor cognitive problems: Whenever you become sexually excited or have an heavenly feeling, the hormone DHEA is released. DHEA has been found to improve cognition. 19. Skin irritations: The sweat released during sex will cleanse your pores, helping to relieve rashes, blemishes, and other skin problems. 20. Pain: heavenly feeling releases endorphins, which will alleviate pain for just about everything. 21. Obesity: Although few doctors are likely to prescribe a sex diet, the fact is that sex is a form of exercise. Performing the act of sex requires physical activity that will burn calories and strengthen your heart. It’s an especially great exercise for those who have little motivation to get to the gym. 22. Incontinence: Every time you have sex, you’re exercising your Kegel muscles, which are the same ones you use to stem the flow of urine. 23. Weak bones and muscles: Sex brings on a boost of testosterone, which helps to make your bones and muscles strong. 24. Fluid allergy: Unfortunately, some women are allergic to their partner’s Fluid. However, along with other treatments, frequent sex has been found to work as an effective desensitization therapy for this allergy. 25. Death: That’s right, sex can help ward off death for men. Professor Stuart Brody reports that men who heavenly feeling twice a week are half as likely to die as those who only heavenly feeling once a month. . Paragraph 25 remindes me of a certian nolywood actore I read that died in an undisclosed hotel in owerri. . . This research is under verification by a committee I will set up; because it is totally wrong to post any thing any how about sex. |
Health / Re: The Effects Of Sugar On The Male Health. by checkdate(m): 3:04pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
yungchop: ADDED SUGARS The more sugar you eat, the higher your blood- glucose level will be, which triggers the release of the hormone insulin making your body store fat. Eating a high quantity of sugar in one sitting causes your body to remain in the fat accumulation mode for longer periods. It’s not always easy to detect foods that contain added sugars. Obvious items such as confectionery, cakes and deserts are loaded with refined sugar and provide empty calories. These foods can be reduced in an attempt to manage your health. Being cognizant of other more seemingly innocent foods such as pasta, rice and milk, which sometimes contain considerable amounts of sugar, will help you monitor your health. HEART DISEASE Large amounts of added sugars reduce high density lipoprotein levels and raise triglyceride levels, These two factors are fundamental to the onset of heart disease. Excessive sugar consumption can cause you to become overweight, increasing your risk of cardiovascular disease, which the American Heart Association stated affect a greater number of men in comparison to non-menopausal women. PROSTATE CANCER The American Cancer Society states that prostate cancer is the second most common form of cancer in the United States and the second highest cause for mortality next to lung cancer. Sugar is a major source of energy for cancerous cells, and cancer thrives when excess sugar is consumed. Minimal stress, regular exercise and a healthy balanced diet containing fruits, vegetables and fresh fish may help reduce your risks of developing prostate and other cancers. ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION A common misconception about sugar is that it causes type two diabetes. Although this is incorrect, consuming foods loaded with sugar and fats on a regular basis, coupled with little or no exercise can lead to obesity, a leading cause of diabetes type II. One of the symptoms of diabetes in men is erectile dysfunction, which researchers at the Brady Urological Institute at John Hopkins suggested links to hyperglycemia. When sexual stimulation occurs, the enzyme neuronal nitric oxide synthase or nNOS releases. This activates the release of nitric oxide, or NO, to nerve endings. Penile smooth muscles relax temporarily and blood flow increases rapidly for brief periods, resulting in an erection. As blood vessels continue to dilate and muscular tissue further relaxes, blood flow intensifies and the activation of endothelilal nitric oxide synthase, or eNOS, occurs, appearing in penile blood vessels. This sets off a continual release of NO to maintain the erection. O-GIcNAc blood sugar in hyperglycemia relates to erectile dysfunction, researchers explained, as it interferes with the activation of eNOS, hampering the production of NO to interrupt the vascular erection process. Erectile dysfunction can also manifest in response to cancer treatments. REFERENCES Time: Study: Too Much Sugar Increases Heart Risks American Heart Association: Risk Factors and Coronary Heart Disease American Cancer Society: What Are The Key Statistics About Prostate Cancer
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS WONDERFUL INFORMATION TO OUR KNOWLEDGE. AM HAPPY SOME ONE LIKE YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO STUDY ABOUT THIS ISSUE OF BAD EEFECTS OF SUGAR. |
Politics / Re: Breaking: Lamido Dumps His Presidential Ambition, Endorses Jonathan by checkdate(m): 1:08pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
MAY BE HE IS AFRIAD OF THE UNKNOW ? 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: 9 Secrets Women Never Tell Their Men by checkdate(m): 12:49am On Sep 17, 2014 |
waiting for this other counter topic "9 Secrets Men Never Tell Their Women" |
Education / Re: U Sabi English Abi? by checkdate(m): 12:39am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Abbey2sam:
actually the meaning of "oshuka" is "Rag" Carring Pad |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Comments Made In Court by checkdate(m): 2:33pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
uzolexis: TOO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ON!! How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________ And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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Politics / Re: Name and faces of 12 Soldiers Sentenced To Death For ‘shooting’ GOC by checkdate(m): 1:30pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Please don't make tribalistic comments on this section |
Education / Re: 10 Everyday Items You Won’t Believe Were Named After People by checkdate(m): 10:04am On Sep 16, 2014 |
Alomo . . St. Remy . . benson and hedges |
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Politics / Re: If A Jet Is Missing A Pilot Must Be Missing. What Is Wrong With This Picture? by checkdate(m): 1:51am On Sep 16, 2014 |
Afolabs101: Quote from TJohnson
The Air Force and Federal Government seem to have absolutely concern about the whereabouts of the pilot, or how his family must be feeling. All they have mentioned is the plane, as if bit was flying itself! . . . .MISLEADING POST TITLE 1 Like |
Politics / Re: 2015:i Saw This On The Facebook I Was Terrify by checkdate(m): 5:39pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
johnmartus: GOOD AFTERNOON SUPPORTERS OF PRESIDENT GOOD-LUCK JONATHAN - ONLINE MEMBERS OF GOODLUCK JONATHAN 2015-2019 AKA JONATHAN SHALL LEAD AGAIN MOVEMENT STILL ON MEMBERSHIP FORM. IF YOU HAVE NOT FILL OUR FORM PLEASE KINDLY PRINT OUT THIS FORM FILL IT AND RETURN IT BACK TO USVIA josla@josla.org.ng or tonyborn2live@gmail.com THE FORM HAVE 35 COLUMNS SPACE FOR MEMBERS, SO IT IS EXPECTED THAT YOU'LL PRINT IT OUT, PHOTOSTAT AND SHARE AMONG INTENDING MEMBERS, IT IS ALSO EXPECTED THAT YOU'LL FILL ALL COLUMNS BEFORE SUBMITTING BACK TO US It is only when we have your data that we can recognize you as authentic member of the JOSLA Movement ..(JOSLA-M) WE ARE RECOGNIZE BY THE PRESIDENCY, WE ARE NOT ON OUR OWN Please hurry up and get it. THE FORM . . Another yaba left inmate allowed to roam the streets of Nairaland |
Politics / Re: Bringbackjonathan2015: The Wages Of Impunity By Wole Soyinka by checkdate(m): 9:19pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
Guidette: Jonathan is incompetent. I have nothing else to add. YOU ; CAN YOU DO BETTER THAN HIM IF YOU WHERE IN HIS OFFICE. |
Celebrities / Re: Photos from Mo Abudu’s 50th Birthday Party by checkdate(m): 6:45am On Sep 14, 2014 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: Strange Aircraft Responsible For Building Collapse-TB Joshua by checkdate(m): 6:39am On Sep 14, 2014 |
ShobayoEmma: is this not about tb joshua it wil surely hit d fp make i book space. meanwhile rip to d dead and quick recovery to the survivors. long live scoan. God bless NIGERIA . . . YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS. |
Culture / Re: Can You Count From One To A Thousand In Your Local Dialect ? by checkdate(m): 6:26am On Sep 14, 2014 |
bigfrancis21:
1 to 100, that's pretty easy.
Know your basic 1 to 10 in Igbo, the remaining numeric system is a simple combination of 1 to 10. I'll count in central Igbo for the sake of convenience.
1 - otu 2 - abuo 3 - ato 4 - ano 5 - ise 6 - isi 7 - asaa 8 - asato 9 - itenaani 10 - iri
11 - iri na otu(10 and 1) 12 - iri na abuo(10 and 2) 13 - iri na ato(10 and 3) . . . 20 - iri abuo(two 10s, ie 20) 21 - iri abuo na otu(20 and 1) 22 - iri abuo na abuo(20 and 2) . . . 30 - iri ato(three 10s, i.e 30) 31 - iri ato na otu(30 and 1) . . . 39 - iri ato na itenaani(30 and 9)
40 - iri ano . . . 45 - iri ano na ise(40 and 5) 46 - iri ano na isii(40 and 6) . . .
50 - iri ise(five 10s) . . . 57 - iri ise na asaa(50 and 7) 58 - iri ise na asato(50 and 8.) . . . 60 - iri isii(six 10s) . . .
70 - iri asaa(seven 10s) . . .
80 - iri asato(eight 10s) . . .
90 - iri itenaani(nine 10s) . . .
100 - otu nari(one hundred) 101 - otu nari na otu(one hundred and one) 102 - otu nari na abuo 103 - otu nari na ato . . . 110 - otu nari na iri(one hundred and ten) . . . 119 - otu nari, iri na itenaani(one hundred and nineteen)
120 - otu nari na iri abuo(one hundred and twenty) . . . 150 - otu nari na iri ise(one hundred and fifty) 160 - otu nari na iri isii(one hundred and sixty) . . . 190 - otu nari na iri itenaani(one hundred and ninety) . . . 200 - nari abuo(two hundred) 201 - nari abuo na otu(two hundred and one) 202 - nari abuo na abuo(two hundred and two) . . . 210 - nari abuo na iri(two hunred and ten) . . . 235 - nari abuo, iri ato na ise . . . 268 - nari abuo, iri isii na asato(two hundred and sixty eight) . . .
297 - nari abuo, iri itenaani na asaa . . .
300 - nari ato . . . 400 - nari ano . . . 500 - nari ise . . . 600 - nari isii . . . 700 - nari asaa . . . 800 - nari asato . . . 900 - nari itenaani . . . 1000 - otu puku(one thousand) 1001 - otu puku na otu(one thousand and one) 1010 - otu puku na iri(one thousand and ten) . . . 1387 - otu puku(1000), nari ato(300), iri asato(80) na asaa(7) . . . 1999 - otu puku(1000), nari itenaani(900), iri itenaani(90) na itenaani(9) 2000 - puku abuo 3000 - puku ato 4000 - puku ano 5000 - puku ise 6000 - puku isii 7000 - puku asaa 8000 - puku asato 9000 - puku itenaani 10,000 - puku iri(ten thousand) 10,006 - puku iri na isii 20,000 - puku iri abuo 30,000 - puku iri ato . . . 100,000 - puku nari(hundred thousand) 100,010 - puku nari na iri . . . 1,000,000 - otu nde(one million)
I went beyond 1,000 to 100,000 and to 1 million.
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Culture / Re: Can You Count From One To A Thousand In Your Local Dialect ? by checkdate(m): 6:24am On Sep 14, 2014 |
Lacomus: heheheheh I don't understand igbo I need somebody to verify this claim for me. Any way kudos employ him to teach you. |