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Trina0936:
E pain am oh!! Better go and delete those threads, frustrated he-goat!!
You never chop finish you dey find girlfriend. Broke ass fool

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Lol..u see ur life in public...so,a guy talks to a girl & he wants to date her,u need some serious catching up to do ma lady,d world has left u far too behind OK...just stop replying me already ok

Trina0936:
Go back to your thread and read all the topics where you were ranting about being frustrated and taking your own life to joining ritualists just to make money!! Mr Man,just go and die like people on the thread adviced you to. You are very hopeless!! F**k off my mentions!!

So,u av seen a ritualist come online to seek people's consent abi or if I wanted to take my life,I wud also seek people's opinion too abi...u re indeed very shallow minded...don't quote me again dumb fellow..u av fried ur hair so bad DAT it has affected ur brain..dummy

Trina0936:
I don't fillyou at all but I feel you are wrong
I don't relate with ritualists who can do anything just to make money. Please do not quote me again. I am not interested. Bye.

D babalawo DAT prolly told u I was interested in u gave a very false prophecy..fyn u no fyn,manners u no get...smh

Trina0936:
I don't fillyou at all but I feel you are wrong

Sorry,i meant to say feel not fill..deep down u know I ain't wrong but it's all gud tho'.. Nice hair ,not trying to patronize u oooooo...do av a great day & a fulfilled week...cheers my 'enemy'...did I use any member of ur family for ritual? I wonder u re so bad mouthed ,anyways its definitely a reflection of ur sour upbringing....

[quote author=Trina0936 post=55434915]Hmmmm,sorry sir but I don't flirt with the enemy! Peace [/quote]Loool..as a matter of fact,I luv to flirt & dine with d enemy,just like d movie,Mr & Mrs Smith..beta to start as enemies & become gudfriends Dan start as gudfrnds only to end up as enemies...u fill me madam...

Trina0936:
And he still quoted again,stubborn raise to power 10.

Lol funny u...I knew there was more to u Dan d 1st impression I had of u...issoryt,I won't quote u again...I was just trying to catch some fun by whinning u..winks...BTW,ur stubbornness over pass my own ooo,urs is raised to d power of 20...

Trina0936:
If you don't quote me last will you die? Stubborn being

How can u call me stubborn wen u don't even know me....thou shall not judge cos judgement is 4 thy God only....peace

Trina0936:
Hypocrite

I will take DAT as a compliment... Anyways,.u av been delivered ,go forth & curse no more my dear... Av a blessed week

Trina0936:
You are so hopeless that hope seems naught!!

Go in peace and curse no more...

Trina0936:
Just stfu!! You sound like a broken record.

How does a broken record sound madam?. Like I said u are in dire need of help & I pray u get one soonest....

Trina0936:
Are you stupid? That is another word I know. Learn to mind your business,it pays

Trust me,u need urgent EPP ASAP....

Trina0936:
Are you mad? I didn't mention any names
,why feel guilty?

Is 'mad' d only word u know...u really dont av to insult people 4 airing their thoughts OK....

NeeKlaus:
How's it demeaning? Isn't that what paedophiles do? Thinking with their _preek.

He only stated a fact.

Guess d word 'underage'makes it look like raping an adult female is permissible ..maybe daz y d fella said its demeaning which I tend to second..rape,weda underage or overage is totally evil & shouldn't be treated with kids glove at all...

mstik:
I beg to differ @bolded.
That assertion is wrong! You men are the way you are because of your mentality, and probably the way you were brought up. Don't blame Nigerian women for your faults.

So,who brings up a child in Nigeria,isn't it d woman most times? Stop generalizing madam OK....

ShawttySoFyne:
I buzzed you

Yea,i got it & I replied but it didnt deliver....you could mail me directly, Chidijwhyte@yahoo.com...sorry 4 stressing u OK....include d required details in d mail....tanx

ShawttySoFyne:
How?

We wud work things out if u won't mind...u cud pm me,no ulterior motive OK.... Takia

ShawttySoFyne:
Lucky you.
Tired of searching for job
Is there any one that could teach me cosmetology free or sponsor me to learn?
getting frustrated

We could work things out if won't mind....

GodsLastBorn:
As we all know that today is the "April fool" prank day so I decided to prank my babe. We had planned that I'm to come over to her place today so that we can hang out, see movies, watch Dave Chappelle's 2017 comedy special, catch fun outdoors and chill later.

I went on azlyrics.com and copied usher's confession first verse then edited it to suit my prank and sent it to her basically saying that I'm so sorry that this is probably the worst thing that i ever had to do and it got me wondering how I'm going to tell her that I got a girl pregnant and the girl called me that she's 2-3months pregnant and she's keeping it and I'm thinking about best way to handle the situation and bmore then I dropped my phone while expecting her reply. After few minutes Ed Sheeran's thinking out loud started blaring from my phone (the ringtone I assigned to her) I didn't pick it. I just waited after few missed calls i wanted to send her another text saying I can't talk right now but her calls keeps coming then I picked it and behold water don pass garri ooo.

She was crying on the phone and stuff, asking me bunch of questions. How can you do this to me? what have I done to deserve this? what have i refused you? don't I satisfy you? don't I love you enough? one after another while I was trying to let her know that it was just an April fool prank. She now asked me to tell her where she went wrong? I told her babe I'm so sorry that it was just an April fool prank and she continued crying saying I should stop playing and tell her what happened and I can barely hear her as she's crying and asking these questions meeeeeehn I felt so bad and started pleading with her that it was a prank that I didn't know it will turn out this bad that I'm sorry. I started reassuring her how much I love her and other things, she just managed to mumble that she's coming over immediately.

I'm like damn I have messed up big time, I love her so much and don't ever want to make her sad in anyway let alone cry but now I'm the one making her cry. Meeeehn i felt so bad the whole time it took before she arrived at my place. She came wearing her sunglasses, purple top that compliments the colour of her skin with her handkerchief in her hand. I saw her coming in and her usual glowing face and smile is not what i met today, she was wearing her shades and her facial expression seems like she's withholding something back. As i moved forward to hug her and called her boo boo she just let loose and continued crying profusely. Meeeehn any guy that really loves their girl knows how much we hurt when we see them crying let alone being the one that made her to cry so words can't express how bad I felt, she was literally shaken up it was then I understood what I've done (my supposed little prank) she fall into my arms for few seconds and then pushed me away saying how could you? with her beautiful soft voice that softens me. Damn I efd up bad, I started explaining, opening my texts and call lists and everything trying to make my case. Promising her
never to do such prank on her again, omo I had to open my Flowictionary and utilize all I could before she now stopped crying but still pretty shaken up. I come turn to nanny sharply trying to find a way to calm her down. Meeeehn I'm glad she later got herself after sometime na him she come de beat me oo with her soft hands, de strangle me and stuff hahahaha.

She's an amazing lady and I still feel bad about the effects the prank and don't know what extra thing I'm going to do to make it up to her.

Dumb babe

Flexherbal:
Everyone has a right to air his mind on any issue on Nairaland. Some of you should learn not to be taking things personal.

Nothing personal bro just expressing my sincere opinion. After all,i am not in any way related to d couple.....

Guess,we shud come flog ur hubby abi....any small issue na social media,instead of u to look for ways to talk to him & let him know u re hurt by his words u re here asking yeye question.... Abeg

jeeqaa7:

*FACTS ABOUT NIGERIA YOU MAY NEVER HAVE KNOWN*
You may already know that Nigeria is *The Largest Black Nation* in the world and the *Most Populous Nation* in Africa.
You may already know that Nigeria has great dependency on crude oil, plus all the other opinions of David Cameron.
Here are *20 unpopular facts about Nigeria.*
1. Are you aware that all over the world *Nigerians are setting the pace* and becoming the standard by which others measure themselves?
Do you know?
2. In the US, Nigerians are *The Most Educated* immigrant community. Type it into Google and you’ll see it. Not one of the most educated, the most educated.
3. *60% of Nigerians* in the US have *college degrees.* This is far above the American national average of 30%.
4. Nigerians in US are one of *The Highest Earners,* typically earning 25% more than the median US income of $53k.
5. In Ivy League schools in Europe and America, *Nigerians routinely outperform* their peers from other nations.
6. *A Nigerian family, The Imafidon family,* have officially been named *the smartest family in the UK.*
7. The designer of the famous car, *Chevrolet Volt, Jelani Aliyu,* is a super talented Nigerian from Sokoto State.
8. *The World’s fastest supercomputer* was designed by a world renowned inventor and scientist, *Philip Emeagwali,* a full-blown Nigerian whose patency was awarded in 2015. This means Nigeria has the patency to the world’s fastest computer: a Black Nigerian.
9. The *wealthiest Black man and woman* on earth are Nigerians, *Aliko Dangote and Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija.* Both have no trace of criminal record of any kind.
10. South Africa couldn’t have ended apartheid & achieved Black rule if not for the leadership role Nigeria played.
11. Of the 3 South African Presidents who ruled after apartheid, two of them once lived in Nigeria under asylum. Both Nelson Mandela (60s) and Thabo Mbeki (70s) lived in Nigeria before becoming President of South Africa. We gave financial support, human support, boycotted an Olympics and our politicians, musicians and activists campaigned relentlessly.
12. Nigeria spent over $3 Billion and lost hundreds of soldiers to end the wars in both Liberia and Sierra Leone which the world ignored because they have no oil.
13. When there was a coup in São Tomé and Príncipe in 2003, Nigeria restored the elected President back to power.
14. Before there were street lights in European cities, ancient Benin kingdom had street lights fueled by palm oil.
15. 500 years ago, Benin casted metal alloys to create magnificent art including the world famous Queen Ida Mask.
16. Amina was a warrior queen who ruled Zaria Emirate in Kaduna state, Northwestern Nigeria 400 years ago in 1610. Google and see what she means to Africa.
17. We gave monetary gifts to Ireland during our oil boom and built a statue for France free of charge. We are not poor blacks. Nigeria is rich and don’t be lied to.
18. The first television station in Africa was *NTA Ibadan (1960)* long before Ireland has their RTE station.
=========
Wherever you look in this great country, Nigeria, heroes abound both now and in our recent and ancient past.
If all you do is listen to mainstream Western media, you’ll not get the full picture of your Nigerian heritage.
Do not listen to any leader who says Nigerians are criminals, no matter who he is, or his height and position.
We’re not a nation of scammers, drugs & corruption, but a people with a verifiable track record of greatness.
==========
Here is what CNN, BBC, Aljezeera and western media will not tell you about Nigerians:
19. On the 7th May, 2016 at *Howard University* in Washington D.C history was made. Out of 96 graduating Doctor of Pharmacy candidates, *43 of them were Nigerians* and out of 27 awards given, 16 went to Nigerians.
The entire world still envies our uniqueness as a NATION with living together despite our ethnic diversity. One single country with over *400 languages.*
They will only tell you how Nigerians are scammers and cheats, how Nigerians are into drugs overseas et al.
If you don’t blow your trumpet, no one
will blow it for you.
# VIVA_NAIJA !!
20. There are over 180,000,000 Nigerians world over and only less than 250,000 of this figure have traceable criminal records.
This is about 0.14% of our entire national population in the last 20 years: nothing close to 1%. Shame on global media.
Listen Nigeria, don't let anybody woo you into believing that you are a criminal just because you are a Nigerian.
Nigerians are
NOT criminals.
You are NOT a criminal.
You are topnotch; second to none around the world.
I am proud am created a Nigerian, thank you . .
Be proud of *Nigeria* wherever you go.
Take out your Passport with pride.
Be proud of our
*GREEN HERITAGE.*
Be enthusiastic of our *FUTURE GREATNESS.

You go fear motivational speaker na...dey dia dey deceive ursef u hear,as if u don't know d rot In Nigeria already... U will get loads of applause if only u will take this ur Google facts to primary & sec schools.....

ikp120:
LMAO Nigga you no like me o.

Incase d 400m enta ur acct,abeg find me 50m only & i go pray 4u 4eva....

DeltaYoruba:
OLD CARGOS

As if u won't get old too....its now a taboo to b old abi?

ikp120:
That house 400m? Trash! Give me 400m and I'll get you a mega mansion sitting on at least 2000sqm in the choicest part of Abuja or Lagos, and still keep at least 100m as change. That house at best is 60m. Just look at the distance between the gate and the building. That guy bought that house around less than 70m.
That shiit's compound looks too tight to be bought by any reasonable person at that price.

#Waste
#Lies

Who wan give u 400million na.....smh

So, social scientists like me will bcum cleaners & Gardner's abi, issorite...if there's no way,we create a way by hook or crook....

pussypounder:
My gosh!!! Look at that cameltoee mmmm, o ma leran lobo, kpanmo yen ma soft I will definitely leave my nuts hanging out on that hoe. I can see some juicy wet pussssy on this thread. Ladies come to daddy and I will make you come twice

Cameltoe inside kaaki,Bros eeee,na so konji don hol u reach,baba,i twale 4u oooo.abeg,go saopy fast fast b4 u rape pesn..

babyfaceafrica:
na today people dey drink?..some things can't be explained

Mr lecturer,pls explain to us oooo

First, it was oritse femi,now its raycee,hmmm..something must b wrong with this danku of a guy...why is he always falling out with his artiste....

Daniyemi:
You don't seem to get my point. About my ex did u fail to read the part where I said there were other reasons why we broke up? There is no need calling me a kid. Sometimes things like this happens and it is called dilemma. I got caught in between two choices when they both agreed to date me almost at the same time. Now having realise there is no point dating two ladies I am asking you and others how I can get out of this mess without hurting anybody's feelings. There is no need for name calling brother. We shld learn to be civil.

PS: I don't drink and I only recently started clubbing once a while though with the girl I have in Kano. I am conservative but I know how to have fun when I want to.

So,dey both said yes on d same day,hour,minute & second abi....smh

Michellekabod:
Disvirgined a gal barely three months of knowing her....is that love?
You are actually ignorant of what love is. Parted ways with boo because of distance? Even distance didnt kill my puppy crush!
House, he keeps stressing they are beautiful and love him even though he fauxed brokeness- that is obviously why you 'love' them. And as far as am concerned, love ought to be unconditionally.
Pardon me. But you are still a kid, to meddle with two ladies without having one you prefer.
Let the first one go( pussy attracted u ). Let the second one go(a spare tire was needed in case the first boycotted u).

Be drinking and going to club.flex well...this is not your time to marry but have fun

A truck load of zobo 4u....well said

yinkslinks:
Chai women can 4ucck nonsense. Looooooool

So human being is now 'nonsense'abi,just bkus he's fat...respect people 4who dey are bro...peace..note,I ain't fat neida am I ugly OK...