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uminem02:
Gay
Gay

Hmmmm.. .
Na u get ur mind, hand & phone ooo..

Clarification pls, what is roasted beans?

Awwww...i love all of it... .















I am straight like 6'o clock ooo.. ..na joke I dey ooo b4 someone will call me gay, I love pu**y

What's d news in this na.. .mtcheeeeew

pocohantas:
POSSIBLE REASONS HE IS BOOLESS.

...Dude is quite dark, I guess women have a hard time seeing him.
Solution: Wear bright colours.

...He has realised how overrated modern relationships are
Solution: Try again, this time he should make sure he is deserving of what he wants to attract.

...His bae is out of town.
Solution: Nil.

...He is broke and the girls he has been approaching think broke guys shouldn't be in a relationship...let alone having erections. Orgasm is a luxury, they can't afford it.
Solution: Hustle, then place one bundle of $100 on his forehead to increase his visibility.

...He is boring and can't get or keep a bae down.
Solution: He should work on other desirable qualities.

...He is gay and doesn't wanna spoil a 'heterosexual' picture.
Solution: Nairaland elders would help with this.

I hope he has a boo in the next group picture...Bye.

So, d white he's wearing isn't bright enuf abi..

Can it work for hair loss, pls

pocohantas:
I done talk am before...
Fear guys, fear their friends.

They'll know you are a side chick and be like "our wife, you done come? Anytime you no dey around...this my man no dey get imsef. Shey you go cook that your jollof rice for us?" Babe go dey blush, commot shoe, fold hair...start to cook...as wife material wey she be. Some go even commot pant join.

Chai! Thunder will fall on all of una o...endtime guys
Babe sorry you hear.

Speaking from experience ryt

Generalyemi:
is that not bovi

Same thing I was thinking ooo..nice observation tho

pocohantas:
When he transferred '30billion' to my account.

Only for you to wake up & realised it was only a dream.. Eyaah

Debaddest:
People still the waste money for Itel products

Very useless brand.. .

Philinho:
u don't understand. if he can score bigger clubs,then others are work over

story story... .as if lukaku wouldn't or can't do same... .

Edenoscar:
stop lying,you guys ran away after Madrid demanded 90million,so you had no other option but to run to lazikaku

Av u 4gotten so soon how much Man United paid to get pogba. Bro, it wasn't abt d fee but Madrid's insistence on getting de Gea which mourinho didn't want to sanction. ..

Philinho:
oh my God up Chelsea. unlike Lukaku who can't score against big clubs....Morata scored even against Madrid... welcome

Since Morata only scores against d big clubs guess he will only score against d big six In EPL & some of d bigger teams in d UCL..do d maths & tell me how many goals dat wud amount to.. ..

He's joining Chelsea bkus Man United refused to sign him.. .the desirable wasn't available hence d available became d desirable for him..

ymee:
River state and its entire people are cursed, no good news from that side

Bros,ur stupidity & foolishness has no equal in d whole universe.... Why wud u utter such a statement ,na small thing dey vex me,behave ursef bro b4 u see anyhow....

Op ,If u can come to my crib, I'd tell u how u look...

softwerk:
She actually looks like Kung-Fu Panda

SeyiLaw sef, why not just laugh over it and move on?!

The troll wanted some cheap popularity but got more than he requested for

He should laff & move on bcus he's a comedian abi,av u 4gotten he is human with feelings...I bet u wud act worse if it were u ....talk is always cheap wen u re not at d receiving end.....

jconsulting:
Honestly Nigerians are poor mentally, I don't know why sitting in a private jet now turns into achievement

They are entertainers madam,its who dey are,its wat dey do..so,its not abt Nigerians & poor mentality.. Factly,most celebs do same world over,even more...

Addicted2Women:

I remember back in the day when we used to go to ogbe-hausa in ichida to drink Monkey tail.

Weed soaked in ogogoro for 3 months

My small brain friend drank the Monkey tail and trekked from Anambra state to Ghana in just 8 hours

U deserve an Oscar plaque for this lie.... No b only Ghana na China...

ecoeco:
This marriage will not last

Endtime bridesmaid



#Eco99#

The man who sees d future.....so ,she can't dance on her wedding d way she likes abi...na wa to u oooo

daewoorazer:
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Trust me... He ain't bleeping his sister. He is simply from d zanga and here in d zanga, as much as we respect our women, we don't place them on our heads.


Peace

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What is this one saying na....must u comment if u av nothing to say,eh?
Anyways, miss, i guess u re just occupying space in DAT guy's world ...i dont think hes really into u but if u feel otherwise u can stay & keep enduring all in d name of 'i love him'....remember, love is a two-way thing....

Small thing remain dis guy nearly fine reach me......
D guy is versatile sha...

cassidy1996:
make him go sit down one side...

I smell envy.... E dey pain u Bros

NwaAmaikpe:


When will people learn
There are some jobs you just don't give to amateurs.


See how hungry he even looks.


I pity the woman who contracted him; now that they have caught him, she won't even get a refund.

Na refund u dey talk abi implication, don't u think whoever gave him d job is also in trouble

Nikkigel:
i don't understand u

OK,d summary is,u look really enticing & appealing....

Nikkigel:
haba, sweet!!! how will i be sweet

Sometimes ,I bet ur appetite gets whet just by d aroma of jollof rice..... I bet u get my drift....

[quote author=Nikkigel post=57482314]no your gf[/quote
U go sweet wella oo..nice posture, luvly complexion, great figure,all equals to beautiful gal

Garrirevenge:
So, how is this related to romance, if i say make i sand this op now.

You cud get it for ur bf or hubby as pet ..what a romantic gesture dat wud be....

Two ladies abi two elephants... I am sure DAT road wud require some repair after d fyt...

nothingmega122:
God I can Kill 4 those boobs

Boobs DAT wud soon fall & bcom very loyal & shy..who boobs epp

Since dey had no chemistry den maybe dey had English language or beta still biology....congrats to dem anyways