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Nice story but I’m not continuing again .. thanks

Sad story kee there...

Who date epp?if you can’t come to my house then dey ur dey...

Fedrick100:
I only see musicians, footballers,actors,wrestlers and other sports activities as celebrity for me
That's the only people i follow on social media

Same here

JOACHINpedro:

Reminding me of my past mistake is uncool bro

Modified
A year ago I decided to give relationship a chance. I had this girl that I liked. She's slim, a sapio and ebony skin(My type of woman) but f-up be say we dy the same exco organization. Me that doesn't like having any sexual activity with female colleagues. But mehn I needed to know if I could still love again. I asked her out on Val's day last year but she couldn't make it(introvert stuff). Kept my cool, then days later she agreed to go on a date with me.
The dday reached, I was so excited but nervous cus na only urgent 2k I budgeted for the date.
Mistake I made was not going for a market survey in the restaurant we'll be staying.
In evening time, I no too like wear belt those days cus my trousers are always fitted but I forget say school stress don suck my flesh finish.
Put on my dope jeans and nice long sleeve top. I swear, the trouser gave sign of being loose but I neglected it. Then I Called her, she came and off we went to our super date
When we arrived, I took her to the food showcase. We started checking what we wanted to eat. Na rice varieties full there so we had limited options and the tag read below;
White rice and tomato stew 250/plate without
Chicken laps 950
One small tablet of Meat 300
Snail meat 200

I ordered for stew rice and snail meat. As them put am for two plates, I ask for the price.
This waitress come press things for calculator and told me Three thousand six hundred Naira!!!
Like 3600!
I chuckled and begin reason this girl say we no buy the whole food, na only two plates. Make she recheck am. She did and gave me the same amount.
I officially vexed
I brought my phone did the calculation and showed her the amount base on their tag.
"#900 worth of food is what I bought madam.!"

She come shock me, "Oga sorry o,this tag is not being used, the white rice and stew you bought is #500each and the snail meat is worth #800 per meat

We never buy drink o, I come begin dy para small small. But I remember say na me Bleep up. I just look babe and tried not to make her feel bad as I noticed say she wan pay from her wallet.
I tell the waitress to give us vegetable stew. Yea as expected it was cheaper (350, then I ordered egg instead of meat.)
We got our faruz drink and headed to sit on a round table.
Me don loose vibe, I con regret why I ask of this date. She was the one doing most of the talking sha and I did the listening. After everything night show and na to go.
I can't explain why but the lose trouser became worst.when we were walking home I was always sliding back for her not to notice, I just dy behind her dy drag my trouser. At some point I'll catch up with her and talk small, If I noticed say trouser wan go down I go bend down like something hit me for leg. Na so we do am reach where she dy go. I come use speed run go my guy house. My guy laugh me that night and asked " At least hope say you chop kiss?".
I hissed and told him that na person wey him mind dy at rest dy find kiss to chop.

You no try ooo, 2k for a date.. anyways, hope she later accepted to date you

Like I give a hoot..

Fedrick100:
Instagram Celebrity I mean

Quick question, do you see as a celeb? Me I don’t ..

Fedrick100:
Nigerians Don dragg this girl to the core,she don know being a celebrity no easy... She'll be regretting going to BBN,

What’s celebrity about her?

Carchoice:
Apply aboniki after a warm bath. Morning and evening.

Wicked sombori is what you’re ...

It’s not a must to be with a lady na.. enough of all this insults hurled at our women , not all of them are bad just as not all guys are bad too.. if you can’t deal with ladies wahala then let them be, it’s not by force ..

Woman wey no get sense na her toe toe go hear am..

I sha know their temperament is way taller than their heights... but, they are sweet asides the short fuse

Werey reloaded

Even if I was drunk I can never forget my change , NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR....RRR

Try & be president of actors guild of Nigeria fess, life na stage by stage...

nkan nbe (things dey happen)...

She no fine sef

One of the dumbest post I’ve read this year ....

Says the MD/CEO of heaven ...

RIp

Can there be more harm worst than this

The hustle is real.. I know some people will still foolishly patronise him..

This one don go buy problem for 2021..anyways, congrats & enjoy your new-old ride..

DSC7:
Robbery Age?......

E shock u

DrBasit:
Dis one don pass 23 years..... Na ogbonge criminal e be sef....

Maybe that’s his robbery age...no be only footballers go dey reduce age na , what a footballer can do , a robber can also do..

Hendrix50:
you mean for the pouch or the iPhone 8 charger

You still dey do shakara, 5k without my iphone6s

yomi007k:
Evil will continue to follow evil people.

Karma is real.

Your boyfriend head don catch you.

How do you know her real bf isn’t playing away match at Abuja too.. no be only karma na Parma

Person wey get belle say make you commot am , you come here dey seek advice, se na we go help you cater for d pikin ni abi you wan push d pregnancy on ur Abuja bf?

E gree 9k cash + my iPhone 6s