You get to see new things daily on the Internet... isn't this lovely?

I told my mom to buy a samsung phone for me but instead she bought....

josh123:
I am his son

what's the name of the white Porsche behind me?

Abeg which song will be more disrespectful than "Mr Dele na my boy,Dele na my boy"

Omoh nothing can heal any sickness like bank credit alert does!

The best revenge is success!

Toke Makinwa people

josh123:
those cars and house at ur back is it urs or u where just passing and decided to take ur dp there? Am just asking ooo

it ain't mine but soon will be.... if dad doesn't have another son else where

dlaw70:


bro d hotel behind u is bae.


HBD

is that how hotel looks in your eyes?

Wow where has she been? Hello Nairalanders it's my birthday today. Show love pls

what about the real ones that vandalized Goodluck's crib in abuja?

what about our flood slay queens in lekki?

after the stress of passing through sadist lecturers . hot sun and unapologetic stress .boys will na realize that education is not what our primary school teachers said it was. omoh na to buy laptop ni oh.over 70,000 graduates yearly and not up to 10,000 job vacancies i just dey observe ...

Aunty go and marry plus Nigerians like our food when it is hot,don't leave it open and cold for flies to perch on.

never forget your friends when u make it guys!

professorchuks:



My brother u sef no fine too, and u dull. Coz u no check her profile before u talk. Even after using ur phone to mk ur dp look good, u still look like Enwe(white monkey).
Dullard!

lol read ur comment and I was thinking if i should reply u or not. bruh I wasn't even referring to u and i was correcting someone who insulted ur tribe,our tribe.but get one thing straight my picture is without filter(use glasses) and the three of u on ur dp ain't even a match like helll naw. u can check back later oh when I have ur time I will upload another filterless picture. it's not my fault that God created me finer than u. fight him,not me. Udo diri gi

ProudtobeaMUMUM:

Go and learn English son, am done quoting you, I have better things doing

lol I don't need to learn another man"s language ,i'm good! but pls learn to love. it's easy. if u continue like this(hating on good) it will be far from u. i'm igbo and I can even marry an hausa girl . I hate no one and u should to do the same .dont let the world deceive u.

ProudtobeaMUMUM:

Before quoting me next time, learn how to spell dump not dumb, and as for your dp, Obasanjo looks greater than you, get another cream

you're so dumb that u don't know the difference between "dumb" and "dump" use Google bruh it's very obvious u are not into higher institution yet. even if u are it will be one mumu poly. 21st century kid saying it's dump ass? Jesus! as for my complexion .i was dark in that pic and look well bruh u should be able to differentiate those who use cream from those who doesn’t .i haven't seen ur pic but I know i'm finer than u even from the way u type!

ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Enemies of state getting pregnant before marriage, ipod pigs should quote me if they are one

don't have heart attack because your parents weren't this cute... it's nobody's fault .befor u Qoute me,take a look at my dp,show ur girlfriend and see if she won't dump ur ugly ass !

instead of baba for the girls this one na "Aba for the girls"

Wetin concern us? money that someone will still loot.

what about we that are AC?

that grass ain't greener on the other side but a typical nigerian prefer brown Grass abroad to a green grass in naija.all the better doctors are running. they'll na leave us with doctors that will be watching xvideos while patients are dying .

I wonder who dey give this people mind oh. breaking car glass in broad daylight .thats how one tried picking my pocket at oshodi 3 days ago while I was heading to agege. God save me,he almost took the phone out I just turned and looked at him. he was very huge(if not I for slap am) he waved(as if to say sorry) and walked away quickly . then one trader there came and said "my pikin hope say him no carry ur fone" and i was like "ma so u see am and u no tell me" and she said "if I talk dem go trouble me for here wey I dey sell"

I just lost my uncle this morning too. Death is wicked . God will not allow you die prematurely . Rest in peace uncle and this young lady

well in this contiri The Rich marry the rich oh. no doubt the fiancé go get money . E fit be dangote son cef. why can't she marry someone on nairaland ?abi we no fine reach? where we wan even meet her?for oshodi ? I just dey take one eye dey look mr eazi n OTEDOLA pikin.

GogobiriLalas:
Davido get N30b for account so e still get N3b after e buy this house...not bad

lol account manager

why is it that all these expensive cars don't have nice features inside....see the stereo cef. I was expecting to see fridge inside, gas cooker etc. all these celebs can waste money sha.dont quote me if u have lost ur sense of humor .

almost 27 billion naira.... God purnish poverty oh!

wait oh... first it was an actor (Yul edochie) and now it's kcee? it's like this anambra state na comedians full there oh. unu mukwanya?

I didn't participate in MMM...My close padi lost 300k and I know a lot of people lost too and now these bastards have come with "new strategy" to decieve people. Thunder with new strategy (fire + wind) will faya dem . Awon oloshi .