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SirMichael1:
Coming back to modify

modified: You abstained for 4days between ejaculation, your spermcount per milli-litre is 131million of spermatozoa. After the 4days, sample of your sperm was taken and found to be...

SPERMCOUNT: 131MIL/ML. In a ml of your sperm, you have 131mil spermcount.


VOLUME: 1.5ml. This means you ejaculated 1 and 1/2 of a ml which is 196.5mil spermatozoa. Now is this fertile or non fertile? You get to find out below.

MOTILITY: 45 Percent active. 45 percent of your spermatozoa is active and fertile. That's 88.4mil fertile and active cells.

15 percent sluggish motile: that's 29.5mil of sperm cells that's thrifting between being redundant and active sperm cell. If you ask me, i'll say these cells are useless in trying to fertilize an overy. It can only go far enough to be killed by the uterian wall.

40 percent non mortile: Of the 196.5mil of spermatozoa, 78.6ml is redundant, that is non active and can't swim up to either ovary.

VISCOSITY: Watery. In lay man term, this signifies the thickness of your ejaculation which is watery.

Morphology which is 80percent normal: 80 percent size,shape and maturity (which isn't limited to the characteristic feature of the head and tail of a spermatozoa) of your 1.5ml ejaculation which is 196.5ml is normal. That means, 157.2mil (over 1ml) is in good shape. Thing is, the good news is that a very high percentage is in good shape, size, e.t.c and this 157.2mil consists of active, sluggish and in-active sperm cells. We can't really tell each percentages and so if I'm to assume and say all non motile + all sluggish motile which is 108.1mil exists in this 80% morphology index (which is never possibile), that will be 51.1ml active sperm cell which is still above the average for low sperm count of 40mil.

I hope I didn't eventually confuse you though?

SO IN ESSENCE, YOU'RE DOING ALRIGHT AND CAN FERTILIZE AN EGG.

Good one there SirMichael1, he should also be advised to go see the doctor that requested for that investigation. Apt analysis

Save the time

FlordFlorez:
Breach of international diplomacy. Ghana needs to answer some questions. That building(s) represent the whole Nigeria in Ghana.

As if Nigeria has any question to ask in the first place.

ypzilanti:
1. Christians do not 'test' God. We do not stand in front of a moving train and call upon God for a miracle. That is not how faith works
2. When Jesus was asked to jump from the mountain for God to save Him. He said he would not test God.
3. A number of pastors already died from COVID in USA doing exactly what he is asking.
4. Assuming a pastors faith is strong enough to withstand the virus, is his entire congregation at that same spiritual level?
Stay safe. Take precautions. Pray.
God help us all these trying times. Amen.

Full of wisdom...bless you

Anuoluwa1234:
See dear, let me tell you this in case you don't know.
Don't let any spiritual leader fool you, biko Nigerians are damn too gullible for my liking. .
I am a Christian, and believe me, am a very spiritual fellow, but I can't cajole you with spirituality . There is spirituality and there is reality.
Spirituality is that, God is powerful etc. But the reality is that God is not a Magician. There is a great difference btw God and magicians.
Don't dare God at all, we are talking about Virus here biko..( an intracellular obligate parasite).
Do you know what that means, of all microns, Virus is still the maddest, they HV no definite shape, they react anyhow..
I weak for this religious ppl hooo

God bless you my sister, you have said it all.

Wisdom is profitable to direct.

dprice:
Good day nlanders please pardon my typo errors
I will try to be brief on this
a sister of mine is dying of fibroid
and she is in need of a genuine cure not the 419 types please if anyone has an idea or knows an injections that one needs to kill this badly sickness permanently please and please help is the matter of life and death
thanks

The only permanent cure for fibroid is to remove the womb.

For those who have not finished giving birth to their children, or those who are not yet married, the type of surgery will be to remove the fibroid and leave the womb. But it may regrow after some years.

There is no herbal cure, no supplement will dry Tue fibroid.

Take her to Tue hospital and see a gynecologist.

Ollyfad:
Thanks doc, just sent an emailing request now

I've responded

nzeobi:
Thanks she delivered few days after and she and the baby is fine.

Congratulations bro

Ollyfad:
Thanks doctor. I stay in shomolu, can you recommend a specialist around?

I don't stay in Lagos, I only visit. But I would have suggested you go to LUTH or LASUTH but for the current covid-19 pandemic, we tend to reduce contact as much as possible, telemedicine is the way to go now unless in cases of emergency where someone must be attended to by a doctor.

You can send me a mail, I will advise you on what to do next (without charges anyway)

Hmmmmm

nzeobi:
My wife is medically 42 weeks pregnant and there is no sign of labour and we are worried. What could be the problem. We are worried.

Did she actually do ante natal care in a hospital? I don't think any hospital will allow a woman to carry pregnancy yo 42 weeks without intervention or a clear-cut advice on the next line of action.

If your wife has not had operation (CS) before and if she does not have any reason that will affect her vaginal delivery, then I'm sure they would have advised her to have induction of labour, otherwise she should go for CS.

The reason is because at 42 weeks and beyond, the function of the placenta reduces and the baby's chance of death inside the womb increases each day.

Go back to the hospital and let them have your baby delivered please. Today.

Ollyfad:
Hi doctor,
I am currently having a milky discharge from both nipples. It started last week Thursday. Anytime I massage my breast and then press the nipple, the milky discharge comes out, usually droplets(too scared to find out if it can be more) and this has never happened to me before.
I have been trying to conceive for 2 years now with no success. The only thing I noticed was that my period was 5 days late(started 4th of June instead of 31st of May. I noticed because I log my period on a app and it has never been late and it's regular). Already had 2 blood tests done and both came back negative so I have ruled out pregnancy as a probable cause. Went to our family doctor and he is treating me for an infection but I would finish the regimen on Saturday but there is no difference in the discharge from my nipples. I don't feel any pain on my breast and the only changes I noticed is what I described above. What could possibly be wrong and causing the discharge? (it's multi ductal). Thanks

You have what we call hyperprolactinaemia, it is due to excess of a hormone we call prolactin in your body. The hormone is responsible for producing breast milk. The level gets so high towards child birth, breastfeeding, certain drugs and a tumour growing in a portion of the brain called pituitary gland.

This is not due to any infection please, stop wasting your money in the wrong place. It is not every doctor that understands this, see a specialist.

The condition affects ovulation and may disorganize one's menstrual period and ultimately affects the ability to conceive.

The good news is that it can be treated 100%. Meet a gynecologist who will evaluate you and give the right medication. We don't prescribe drugs in a public domain like this, the tendency to abuse is very high. Good luck.

Opemispecial:
Please doctor, is it true that you see your period exactly 14 days after ovulation?

This is very correct. Periods come out exactly 14 days from ovulation. The issue however, is that one might not be able to accurately predict when ovulation actually takes place except by tracking the follicles (eggs).

If Dave Umahi says he will do it, then I trust him.

Where is PMB in all these?

Seerade029:


very funny.

But what if Obaseki comes back.

What will he write?

He will write:

Are you aware that Obaseki is back to APC?

Oya give me the broom I don port come back..

Picardor2:
An OPEN LETTER To The Honorable Minister Of Health Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria

Dear Honorable Minister,

I bring you very warm greetings from my family and all men of good will who wish you well in office and who hope that you would leave your feet marks on the sands of time in the Federal Ministry of Health when this job comes to an end.

I am writing to you through this medium, not only as a concerned Medical Doctor ( an Elder for that matter) but also because I am a Past President of NARD - the Association currently on strike.

I do not want to bore you with the history of the Nigerian health sector and how little progress we have made since 1960 because I know that in your exalted position as the Honorable Minister of Health, you are already conversant with that history.

I also do not want to bore you with the struggles embarked by the NARD since 1982 to better the lot of Nigerian Health Sector and the healthcare manpower.

What has ignited the fire in me to write you is the pronouncement made on National Television by your very good self threatening to sack all and any of the striking Medical Doctors if they do not go back to work by Wednesday the 17th day of June 2020.

Honorable Minister
The path you are threading now is one which many of your predecessors trod in times past and it did not yield any fruits at all.

It's an old weather beaten path which has neither generated good will nor solved any problems, rather it had always created more problems.

I am certainly sure that the Honorable Minister knows very well that NARD is the fulcrum of health care service delivery in Nigeria and whatever will affect its membership would surely derail any plans at improving the health care sector which your good office has envisaged in this your time.

And so, if NARD is on strike, it only means that she has explored all avenues at peacefully reconciling the differences between her and the Government of President Muhammadu Buhari and as the Honorable Minister of Health, your responsibility is to protect the interest of the Government and the Health care workers. So when you issue a threat of sack on the Doctors, it is akin to reading the riot act and that is only practicable in a Military setting. We are practicing a civilian democracy (I hope we are) and such approaches at commanding and threatening are tools that will always fail because they negate the rights of the individuals to express themselves freely.

COVID - 19 happened on Nigeria and the Government entered into an MOU to ensure that Medical Doctors and other health care workers are adequately protected. Information at my disposal has it that up until now, the hazard allowance is yet to be paid (3 months after the MOU was signed), the PPE is yet to be made universally available and accessible, the Life and accident insurance scheme is yet to be activated and the people talked and shouted so much that their voices became hoarse and then they decided to withdraw their services as that is the only tool they have; what do we have as the first reaction - a threat to sack!

As I write, more than 150 Medical Doctors excluding other health care workers have tested positive to the corona virus and quite a number has died.

Honorable Minister
You do not beat a child and ask him not to cry

As an Elder, I took a long look at the matter and decided to write you to offer a piece of advise which though is completely unsolicited for. And I am doing this because my people say that "An Elder does not sit at home and watch a she-goat deliver with ropes round her neck"

I want to advise that the Honorable Minister kindly withdraws the threat to sack Resident Doctors, engage them in a dialogue through extraordinary means and find a quick solution to the reasons why they went on strike in the first place.

That to me is what can help this matter at this stage

I thank you for reading and do kindly accept the assurances of my highest regards

Dr. Jerry - the First Oguzie: JP
Abuja

This is apt. I do hope the Hon Minister will have time to read this.

May I Al's ask for your permission Sir, to copy and use this in other platforms. Thanks in anticipation Sir.

Following the meeting of NARD and government officials convened by the Hon Minister of labour and employment, Dr Chris Ngige, which ended in a deadlock, the Hon Minister of Health has directed the Chief Medical Directors and Medical Directors to open attendance registers in their respective hospitals from 7am 16th June 2020.

This is to note those doctors that will be coming to work and those that won't.

After the first phase of the meeting, they went on recess but the NARD President did not show up when the meeting reconvened, citing insincerity on the side of the government.

The question is this, is the government trying to sack the striking medical doctors or what, only time will tell.

Does the government want to tow the same path they towed in the past? Time is a gentleman, he is very patient.

Loyalty.... The nth Law of Power

This is very interesting and entertaining.... Ozaoekpe, jakumo, supan more fire, fire! Fire!! Fire!!!

Arewa, did I just see you type that Bihari has failed? Did I see well?

Let me come and be going, case closed.

The strike actually started at 12:01am

When you say unlimited strike, what exactly dou you mean? Probably indefinite strike you meant to say, I guess.

Good news there...

The language that government understands

aminusodiq:
I've read intensively about d ailment u wrote above (i read it just now in other to knw abt it and I can tell u wat op has isnt fourniers gangrene.... It seems just like a boil!!!

It may not jus be a boil, he never said that is what the op has, but it may just start like a boil. I'm sure you've not read extensively about Fournier's gangrene.

Hilariousfacto:
Op..I had similar experience over 15yrs ago on my armpit... Grind potash and little seeds of beans and mix with palm oil and apply on it regularly, it will soften it and the pus should be obvious within days... No be everything be oyinbo...you can also continue with your drugs..place note that even after draining the pus, it will take long time to disappear... My own even took months sef....nothing to worry about...I underwent serious pain to the extent that I couldn't write exam then...just take your drugs and do the needful

Boil in the armpit no be the same with boil in the scrotum o, boil pass boil. Moreover, ordinary boil takes days to heal after drainage not months.

What the op has may not just be boil as we see it, let him go to the hospital as he has been advised

AiteeAitee:
Vecman22, Whatever you do, don't pop that boil please. It could spread. However, if it pops on its own then grab methylated spirit and cottonwool.

Did you have an injury or shaving bump there recently?

Have you been wearing the same shorts for a long time?

Have you used a public toilet in a while?

If no,
This, I am sure is an STI.
Have you had unprotected sex in a while?
Have you treated an STI before now?

Please o, NEVER EVER USE METHYLATED SPIRIT on the privy areas, NEVER PLEASE, talk more of a sore, NO!

Op should just follow the advice given to him already bybChybuzzDD

oodua1stson:
The more I read about Abuja and Aso rock the more I believe Nnamdi Kanu.




Let's be honest, if buhari is alive and his mind is functioning very well do you think an ordinary guy will order the ARREST of his wives aides? Knowing how fulani people protect their wives like cow I'm starting to believe Nnamdi Kanu.

I love that description an ordinary guy.

My guy, a police officer and a soldier were murdered yesterday and not a single word from the presidency, leaves one to wonder who really is in charge, where is Femi when you need him.

God help us.

Gaddafiyusf:
A first lady. Wife of the President, having to draw attention to get IG of police to release her "assigned staff" in a country her husband is the Commander-In-Chief. Truly, Nigeria is hanging at the moment. I 100% now believe that @MBuhari is not in charge. Sad 5yrs for Nigeria.

Things may never be the same again my brother. The breeze has blown....

Davash222:
Miffed by this, Tunde had the First Lady's ADC, Usman Shugaba, Escort Commander and other policemen attached to the first family arrested and detained.


But, let's be frank, are we sure Buhari is truly in power? How can an ordinary Personal Assistant have the First Lady's ADC, Escort Commander and policemen attached to the first family arrested and detained?? Such effrontery!
Something fishy is going on in that Aso rock that we don't know yet.

Things have fallen apart

We lost a police Officer and a Soldier yesterday from the hands of BH, yet no word from the presidency, sincerely I am in shock