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CultureRe: Who Said IGBO Is Not Good by cheruv: 12:18pm On Dec 16, 2013
Am beginning to like this controversy of a girl..you know someone who's proudly igbo and doesn't give a hoot bawt what detractors say.I'd like to meet you so that we can get to know each other.just a mail from you to ruechangparavita@yahOo.com does the trick.ciao wink
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by cheruv: 11:56am On Dec 16, 2013
jmoore: Many have said she must have aborted a baby.

His previous thread below gives a clue



Let him carry his cross.
I never knew the poster was more idioter than I thought.it mayve been the girl sef that disvirgined him.I'd not be surprised if he ends up like prophet hosea....marrying a prostitute
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by cheruv: 11:59pm On Dec 15, 2013
Nifemi_cutie: u're every gals dream..wow!!! Am really touch dat a man like dis stil exist.she s xo lucky i pray wen my time cums i shud be also lucky to find my own man
Stop being stupid..this case is for matured minds not SS3 girls like you angry
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by cheruv: 8:48am On Dec 15, 2013
jmoore: I will be very happy to fail the test.

In fact F9 will be my grade. And I will never apply for a resit!!

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I felt very hilarious when reading your comment cheesy but the truth be told,I'd never pass that kinDda test..my grade would be G10,,& wonder why a girl would like to test a guy she claims she loves like that if she hasn't done something funny herself lately huh
CelebritiesRe: Teenage Fani-Kayode And His Girlfriend In Kelly College UK!!!! by cheruv: 7:50am On Dec 14, 2013
kambee: I think am having a crush on FFK...his so cute!
Just pix toto don dey skratch you?? Silly girl angry
CelebritiesRe: Teenage Fani-Kayode And His Girlfriend In Kelly College UK!!!! by cheruv: 7:41am On Dec 14, 2013
cramjones: This is Susan Hunt and Femi Fani Kayode all grown up 33 years after. Neither Sue nor Femi changed! Sue is now an executive in Google UK and Femi we all know served as a Minister. Life can take you places...good friendships lasts a life time! Enjoy!
That susan hunt dey like person wey dey use toilet brush brush teeth.see as em teeth dey harpic clean undecided
IslamRe: An Open Letter To All Muslims by cheruv: 8:28am On Dec 13, 2013
Allen kee: @ Cheruv, I believe Ignis post was ironical, meaning the opposite of what she actually wrote.
We all know that peace is not synonymous to the countries mentioned above.
Read Ignis post above again, you will understand what she ment.
cool Hahahahahhaha..don't worry broz I've already taken a chill pill(fighting mode deact').I guess as a good brother I'd try to ensure that I expose her to modern facilities even it means doing it covertly smiley
IslamRe: An Open Letter To All Muslims by cheruv: 8:18am On Dec 13, 2013
Infoman51: If you listed muslim countries that have conflicts due to influence of america and western world. Next time dont forget rwanda that experienced genocide is a christian country, dont forget the war between different christian sects in ireland, war is still going on in democratic republic of congo.
Man oh man I don't know really what to tell you.the musulmani herself gave me those countries as an indication of the peacefulness of Islam which prompted me to expose to her the idiocy of her statement kos not everybody is exposed to modern facilities(anyway Islam doesn't permit that as BH via bombing has made known to us) so pls pls stop jumping the gun cool or are you among those that fail exams kos you don't understand the questions? huh
CultureRe: Igbo Officially Recognized In Equatorial Guinea As An Ethnic Language by cheruv: 7:12am On Dec 13, 2013
Why are yoroobas so antagonistic of anything Igbohuhis it a problem if igbos say they'd no longer be Naija huh Frankly speaking,the igbos should do fast & get out kos am tired of their biafromania.
Its not secret anymore that igbos would be better off outside than inside nigeria wink
But just like Geum Wa of Buyeo,he's afraid to let Jumong go and establish Gogoryeo kos like Gogoryeo dd to Buyeo,Nigeria is scared that Biafran Igbo armies would one day subjugate Naija shocked given the domineering nature of the igbos.
IslamRe: An Open Letter To All Muslims by cheruv: 7:34am On Dec 12, 2013
ignis: Why are people acting as if it's a strange thing for muslims to live in peace with the christians without killing them?
Don't you all know that Islam is a religion of peace? Or are you guys too dumb to see the peace experienced in islam dominated countries like Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, Libya , Mali e.t.c (just to mention a few)
indeed, am proud to be a muslim.
Nobody is disputing with you on account of your proudness to be muslim but don't come here to spew nonsense to the unsuspecting public.islam isn't a religion of peace but violence as even a 5 year Naija can attest.those countries you mentioned as backup shows you're probably in purdah or maybe a blockhead.
1)Iran:everybody knows that the islamic republic is under public tensions and on the verge of going to war anytime soon.attimes I wonder whether there was any need for their islamic revolution kos persia was beTter off under the Shah than the mullocrats we've now
2)Iraq:I'd say this was the dumbest of what you could bring up.imagine peace in a country where the Kurdish part is defacto independent whilst the remaining sunni and shia parts are engaged in bombing the hell outta each other
3)Pakistan:this country is a terrorist haven..producing,harboring and exporting terrorists throughout the globe.maybe they shouldn't have separated from india in 1947 kos they'd ve been better off if they ddnt do so
4)Libya:if it were under their strongman Gaddafiy,I'd agree with you but now,you'd even owe your lecturer marks if you give libya to him as a country of peace
5)Mali:the fact its even afrikan disqualified it plus the tuareg rebellion that resulted in the creation of azawad last year.
No mods should ban my comment unless you're driven by bigotry!!!!!
IslamRe: An Open Letter To All Muslims by cheruv: 7:05am On Dec 12, 2013
deols: The discourse that gets them praying for Isreal definitely always has to do with the present Isreal.

During the last terrorist attack by Isreal against Palestine. I heard many Nigerian Churches held special prayers for Isreal. That is what I'm talking about.
Why won't they pray for Israel during her wars against the terrorist palestinians?? undecided America and its allies in 1947 simply fulfilled the prophecy of Yeshayahu (read Isaiah14) which reestablished the Jewish state on its ancient land.the Jews were then known as Palestinians until after Milchemet HaAtzmaut(israeli war of independence) ended in 1949 when they started answering Israelis.that land belongs to Israel on account of Gods covenant to Abram via his son Yitschaq that's why the palestinians always fail to establish a state even when israel offered up the whole of the disputed territories to them.the palestinians would continue in their obstinacy while Israel gradually but continuously eradicates them off the land
CultureRe: Who Said IGBO Is Not Good by cheruv: 8:37am On Dec 11, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson][b]I'm very proud of Anambra people, their spirit to strive for success even amidst the poorest governance in the country, the power to control the economy even without a white collar job and so many things. Their foods are the best I've tasted so far. Let's not even start talking about beautiful cheeks because we might not leave here this morning. Their dialect of Igbo is so sexy and oh oh many other things. No wonder my father couldn't look past there for a very beautiful and humble woman.

Imo state is indeed the heart of Igboland, with its possession of the majority of the most beautiful ladies in the country. And they are very liberal and accomodating. The people from the other side of the country who tonguelash them like my brother above, always stand their in queue to look for wives, leaving behind what they have in their place. They sell their lands just to pay a brideprice and then come to tell us how accomodating they are grin
Imo babes are the best
Ofe Owerri tinz wink

Abia state is just like a carbon copy of Anambra state, very hardworking and resilient, and this is the home to several locally made inventions. With proper funding and good governance, invention that will shock the world is likely to occur here.

Enugu state, the capital of the East, with many white collar destination. This is the base of the most intellectual and also quite beautiful faces. The only place that can make you feel at home, away from home, if you are an Easterner wink

Ebonyi state, the food basket of Igboland, the base of agriculture. Their rice is the most sought for in the nation. I love their diversity, their dialect even if its difficult, they also have many pretty chics, if you doubt me ask OBJ's son cheesy

Delta North (Anioma) : A very beautiful place with nice culture no wonder it is one of Nollywood's location sites. Very good people.

Rivers: What would I say here that wouldn't be taken as a promotional exaggeration? I mean, the state that has been keeping Nigeria alive. What would have been of Abuja without the spoils they are harvesting from this state lipsrsealed
Let me not go emotional now. This is the entertainment hub of the East. The state with the richest set of people in the nation.
Let me remind you that Agbani Derego (not an Igbo) is from this state. And the greatest of this all is that






































THIS IS MY STATE cool
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Oh guy my guy you made me emotional(this happens once in a blue moon) tongue when reading your piece..I could not but help wishing for Nigeria's disintegration kos that would free them up to establish the Great imperial Biafran state God has destined for them.I say once again that YHWH would bless the great imperial land of the Igbos!!!!!

PoliticsRe: Ribadu, Sanusi, El-rufai And Northern Muslims Under Fire. by cheruv: 9:57pm On Dec 09, 2013
fiizznation: . The north has it challenges and yet u swines come into the north in ur thousands everyday. Mehn some pple r plain st.upid... Chai hw I jst wish dis country ll be divided asap, and all of u swines roaming in our streets and bringing all sorts of criminal acts in the north ll be finally chase to ur cesspits. grin
Nobody wants division more than us kos you Northerners are parasites.you've ruled this nation for 38 yrs outta 53 yrs of existence yet nothing to show.its not surprising that Islam may be the cause buh is your brand different from that in Turkiye,Malasia,Indonesia & the Gulf? huh The prof speaks the truth no matter aww bitter it is
LiteratureRe: Giving Away Free Ebooks Of World Famous Authors by cheruv: 5:11pm On Dec 09, 2013
Pls here's ma mail ruechangparavita@yahoo.com.....do you've the book campaigns of napoleon by chandler (1966) and any other ebooks on mysticism,occult or witchkraft you've.am waiting seriously wink
LiteratureRe: ***total Love*** by cheruv: 7:00am On Dec 09, 2013
This OP sef...try dey update this thing sharperly may niggas dey feel the tory.tokpe you wan may I kneel down beg you? undecided
SportsRe: I Have Always Dreamt Of Becoming A Nigeria Female Footballer by cheruv: 11:10pm On Dec 08, 2013
You've dreams to play professional football...maybe I'd buy vitafoam for you kos Naija needs dreamers like you undecided
ComputersRe: Watch 64 matches in world cup on your laptop with SPECTRUM High Capacity Fiber by cheruv: 7:08pm On Dec 08, 2013
Aww does it work?
LiteratureRe: ***total Love*** by cheruv: 12:04pm On Dec 05, 2013
Sweet story telling I must confess of you tokpe..but your storiz are getting shorter and takes longer to come out embarassed
RomanceRe: She Slept With My Best Friend by cheruv: 8:28am On Dec 03, 2013
vannieberry: uote author=grayh@t]Gurls and dick.. Smh

Boys nd PUSSY nd BREST. Smh
Some guyz don't hav take it easy wen suckin breast, dey ll jux squeeze oil out of
D babes boobs nd even squeeze vain out of it looolz
Story...the way you're talking says a lot bawt you.not that they don't take it easy buh that's aww you enjoy it.girls like you don't like gentle sex buh rather love being tumbled and foorked from every bodily orifice so pls quit that stop it I like it behavior
LiteratureRe: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by cheruv: 6:53am On Nov 28, 2013
KingzPen: EPISODE 30


I reluctantly brought out the phone from my pocket and dropped it on the CSO’s table without been instructed. They all nauseatingly looked at me as a murderer. Tears uncontrollably rolled down my puffy cheeks. I kept my eyes fixed on the CSO, who looked at me with unmitigated pity.

“Sir, I can explain.” I softly said, with tears flowing from my eyes into my mouth.

“You don’t have to explain. It shows to me you are the one behind the whole thing.” The CSO said.

“Sir, I swear I didn't kill Emeka.”

“He did, Sir!” Bayo interrupted.

“Mr Man, shut your mouth before I seal it up permanently.” The CSO warned Bayo.

“Are you mad?! Chief is talking and you are talking. Stupid boy!” Mr Okanlawon yelled at Bayo, not for any reason but for him to find favour before the CSO when promotion attestation comes up.

“This Emeka of a boy is a crook himself. Why on earth would he fill in his number in the place if his parents? Nawa for you this students o. But still, what are you doing with Emeka’s phone? Ehn Banji?” The CSO said, moving his eyes from one person to another and finally stopped at me.

“Sir, Emeka was my roommate. After his death, I found his phone in the room and I helped to keep it.” I explained.

“Flimsy!” The CSO shouted and added, “I’m calling your father.”

My Father? Oh My God! My Father? Baba Banji! No No No, he’s going to die if hears am involved in a murder case, I screamed out loud within. I was completely bewildered, my pulse rose above one hundred beat per minute, I became suddenly cold, shivering like a chicken beaten by the rain, all because my father was about to informed.

My Father, pointing to a dwarf stool close to were he sat said, “Banji, Omo mi, jo ko,” which means, ‘Banji, My son, sit down.’

I gladly obeyed. I wondered why he called me, so I was anxious to hear all he had to say. It was pretty late at night, the time secrets are best discussed; married couples do that a whole lot.

“Banji, what am about to tell you, tell no one not even your mother.” He said.

“Ok Sir.” I temporarily agreed.

“I’m only telling you this because you have come of age and you can handle issues yourself.”

“Yes Daddy. I can handle any issue.” I affirmed, feeling like a grown-up.

“You are our only child but you are not the only one we gave birth to.” He proceeded.

“Sir?” I asked, confused.

“Yes, you are not. Before you were born, me and your mother had three children but then we were in the village. You should have two elder brothers and a sister now but death snatched them away from us.”

“Oh my Jesus!” I screamed, placing my hands on my head with my mouth opened wide.

My Father quickly cautioned me not to shout again and continued, “Yes, they all died. Bose, Taiwo and Kehinde were all swept away by death. Then, they were all still small, three years, two years and two years old respectively. Taiwo and Kehinde were twins. Your mother and I were notable traders in the village, our crops were big and cheap for all to buy. That very bitter day, I and your mother made, in fact, I made a stupid mistake to have locked the children inside the house. Your mother had already gone to the market and I was left behind with the kids. I locked them indoor when I left for the farm to harvest some crops. I did that because I don’t want them mingling with unwanted friends, they were still small and can be easily influenced. I returned to meet the house burnt. People had gathered around, crying and screaming. I heard your mother’s voice coming out from the crowd and I moved closer. I moved closer to your mother, she locked my shirt and was shouting, ‘my children, my children.’ I couldn't cry but I was dying inside. I couldn't imagine, that all I had just wiped out in a minute. Your mother and I are suffering from myocardial infarction presently.”

“Myo-what infection?!” I surprisingly asked.

“It’s myocardial infarction, also known as heart attack.”

“Jesus!” I shouted again.

“Shush!” My Father cautioned me quickly and added, “Don’t worry, we are handling it has the doctor instructed us. We are fine.”

Tears trickled down my cheeks as I asked, “when did you relocate to the city?”

“We left a week after the incident. Your mother had to be transferred from the village hospital to the city because of her countless fainting. We managed to get a single room apartment to stay until she was sound enough. I handled mine like a man and after we were a little sound we moved to this place. The doctor had warned us not to undergo any stress at all. That’s why I and your mother chose to have only you. So, you not having other siblings is because of our state of health and nothing else. We believe just a child would give us peace of mind, and that child is you.” He said, patting my head with a smile.

“I promise to make and keep you happy always.” I said with a smile on my face too.

I couldn't help but remember all my father told me then. I have failed my father and my mother, I thought to myself with tears rolling down from my eyes like a running tap. My father would be badly affected if the CSO told him all I was into.

“Sir please don’t call my father, Please Sir. I am innocent.” I pleaded, crying like a baby.

The CSO hissed and said, “If I don’t call your father, who should I call? My father? Goat!”

I was so pained, my heart was bleeding, I know because I could feel it, I kept crying but that didn't open the door to the CSO’s empathy. I cried out loud with mucus dropping out thick from my nostrils when I saw the CSO dial a number.

“Hello?”





TO BE CONTINUED...
I wanted to keep quiet and finish this story buh the spirit won't allow me.all this is happening kos of your overzealousness....you saw your roomie foocking the hell outta your fellowship sister and you went to fight him.if I may ask,what were you fighting for?? huh I'd not say her honor kos for her,she's shameless and would not be fit for cleaning shoes.from fighting him,you've gotten two people killed and put your family in mortal danger when you couldve looked the other way kos no woman apart from your wife is worth fighting for.even Yeshua said we should be wise as serpents...anyway kaa anyi hu otu akuko agbagbuo nnunu a nne ya efepu si gaa cheesy
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EducationRe: Irrelevant Punishments You Gave To Your Juniors Back In School by cheruv: 11:09pm On Nov 24, 2013
All these crap bawt bullying is BS....as a student of FGCE then,I remember in form 2 when our hauskaap beat the living hell out of me one night kos of another guys mistake angry then later fix me chop wink but that no stop me from to curse em papa grin (the dad died after the guy wrote WAEC shaa)
Bullying is good cool kos without it some peeps would not know who their seniors are all though I don't support it.I wasn't much of a bully shaa kos mine was more on the persons psykhe cheesy
CultureRe: Nigeria's Disappearing Languages by cheruv: 3:37pm On Nov 15, 2013
tensor777: ^^^You can't get away with using code words especially on a public forum like Nairaland. Anyway as a fine student of history, I'm sure you recall Effiongs surrender statement to Gowon at Dodan Barracks at the end of the Nigerian civil war. He said

We are firm. We are loyal Nigerian citizens. We accept the authority of the FGN. The Republic of Biafra hereby ceases to exist.

The sooner you and other disgruntled elements in Nigeria and the Diaspora reconcile yourselves to this extant political reality the better it will be for the entire South-East as a political entity.
angry this Y A R I B A as awusas call you frankly I don't remember bringing up the name of the former Biafran CDS General Efiong into this discourse.moreover I don't understand the obseSsion Yo-robas have with the notion of biafrans reestablishing their kingdom kos from every angle as Al Jazeera would say,it seems the igbos are blocking their "domination" of nigeria.
grin since you guys came from pharaonic egypt,maybe another 10 plagues would be cool to do the magick
CultureRe: Nigeria's Disappearing Languages by cheruv: 1:40pm On Nov 15, 2013
tensor777: cool
Old boy you just de yarn opaks. Anyway Hitler was of course an Austrian born at Brannau on the Austrian-German border whilst Napoleon was an Italian born in Corsica. Neither of them were mainsteream citizens of Germany and France at the time of birth which raises the next point . What is living language/ Simple a language lives when people speak it. If people for whatever reason do not cannot or bluntly refuse to speak a language that language is dead. To suggest that a language can and should exist in its own right when it no longer serves its purpose as a means of communication is nonsensical really.
Same thing for tribes. The only legal and political reality that exists for Nigerians today is their state of origin,state of residence and their Nigerian citenzenship. That is all.
Oldie I know perfectly what am saying...as for napoleon,he's french kos the ligurian republic sold corsica to france in 1768 and he was born the next year so I don't see what makes him less french whilst hitler though he was austrian,preferred Germany that's why in WW1 instead of serving in the austrian army saw action in the imperial German army.there's no need to haggle anymore over this but that doesn't dissaude me from the fact that peeps who willingly reject their language are less than slaves
CultureRe: Nigeria's Disappearing Languages by cheruv: 1:26pm On Nov 15, 2013
Pls pls pls the mods should desist from changing or editing my words kos I know what am writing.I said Y O R O B A and not yoruba.thanks for your anticipated cooperation cool

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