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RomanceRe: Women And Their Fishlike Behaviours by cheruv: 12:04am On Jan 11, 2014
Justeenaleo: "Our mama" got the "knowledge" tru d apple which wasn't out of reach
As muslims dey take leave their slippers for masjid gate like say na aww you take dey leave your brain for church gate before you enter grin grin
Abi ein don tey rat chop your bible finish? undecided
RomanceRe: Women And Their Fishlike Behaviours by cheruv: 11:56pm On Jan 10, 2014
princesa: For a guy that claims he doesn't know what to do with a lady, you seem an expert now undecided

anyways, am not a fish and i don't think or behave like a fish cool
Self deceit can be catastrophic you know undecided
RomanceRe: Women And Their Fishlike Behaviours by cheruv: 11:46pm On Jan 10, 2014
zeb04: . Aunty am not a fish,I saw ur post u say laides fall for money mayb u are talking about urself up there bt dat aint me,I don't fall for money and am certainly not a fish.
STORY!!!!! grin grin
RomanceRe: Women And Their Fishlike Behaviours by cheruv: 11:42pm On Jan 10, 2014
zeb04: Why is everything about ladies? D pple u insult all d tym,still the ones u nid the most. I ve com to a conclusion dat talking bad about ladies makes u all feel more like men....well if dat makes u happy,who are my to stand in the way of dat.
Am happy you ddnt start putting up feminity airs here as most daughters of Eve wouldve done cheesy if you dd that,your toto for itch you wella kos service no go dey grin grin
RomanceRe: Women And Their Fishlike Behaviours by cheruv: 11:28pm On Jan 10, 2014
Tovot: Did you study 'women science? ,you have said it all, I pray women learn from this and stop being falling for the bait.
O boy shun that yarns..like fish kwa they go still fall for the bait grin grin
PoliticsRe: os by cheruv: 6:40am On Jan 10, 2014
ijaw citizen: Ijaw call the area Port Harcourt. Its epicenter is what is now known as Port Harcourt Town or simply TOWN. All the Ijaw areas of PH still retain their original Ijaw names and none of them was ever "Igweocha"

Just bow out in shame, you have nothing to say
The knight of ijoland,warrior extraordinaire..you don't even know what ijos called PH? shocked This is quite hilarious I must say cheesy grin cheesy grin
Anyway angry I still maintain that the land belongs to the ikwerres and nothing can be done about it.you can as well tell me that Sir Harcourt,the Brit gentleman PH was named after was from brass cry cry cry cry
Am still seated on my throne,waiting for your FACTs and moreover since you don't know what creole is I'd not bring up the bonny and opobo matter wink
I don't pretend to be modest kos that would be overworking myself..am just modest smiley
PoliticsRe: os by cheruv: 10:49pm On Jan 09, 2014
ijaw citizen: Mr. Abagworo, the bitterness of the fact that some Rivers people refuse the Igbo tag on them should not be used as an excuse to remove the Ijaws in Rivers from other Ijaws, THAT IS PURE JEALOUSY. And the strategy is: It is not working well for Igbos in their CLAIM for "igbo territories" in Rivers state so it must not work well for the Ijaws and the God-made people & territories in Rivers state. You can not fight God, Ijaws remain Ijaws, your petty Igbo Nairaland propaganda isn't gonna change the reality on ground.

The other ignoramuses use Language difference as the yardstick of determining who is Ijaw & who is not. That is PURE EMOTIONAL REASONING, modern humans have evolved beyond that.

Language is NEVER a yardstick for determining the erhnicity of a people. Ethnographers, Anthropologist, & Historians use the History& Culture of a people amongst other things as the yardstick. Only Educated people know this, a knowledge which seems to be far away from the slanted head humanoids.

I & other Ijaws don't dabble on Igbo issues as to who is Igbo and who is not Igbo OR come to say some Igbos are not Igbos, it is so none of my busines! So why all these swarm of flea-like Igbos and the vigorous manner in which they try in there petty reasoning in determining who is Ijaw & who is not. This is pure OBSESSION.

Get it Igbos,
You're JEALOUS
You're CONFUSED
You're OBSESSED....all about Ijawland!

Wow we rock!.....and you'all SUCK.
I never knew you were this petty minded..why were you paranoid? embarassed its not like the ijos are an endangered species or that those areas claiming not to be ijo reduces your ijoness one bit.
Igbos are business minded and have no wish to dominate you or take away the collection of penisulars and islands you call home,trust me on this smiley
PoliticsRe: os by cheruv: 9:49pm On Jan 09, 2014
ijaw citizen: You don't have to pretend to be moderate when you're still laddened with the burden shallow-minded & ignorance in this issue.

You're just being petty & lackluster, knowledgable people know very well the pasts you omitted are nothing but the TRUTH but you Mr. Petty called it BuuSheeet, We can all detect your pettiness from afar.

I'm not an Ijaw Chauvinist, Ijaws don't breed Chauvinist but Warriors, Brave men, Extraordinary people & We're gods. So I'd like to see myself as a Knight of Ijawland. I don't claim what does't belong to me like what you Igbos are doing nor claim to be superior to Igbos (even though we are) so I can never be a Chauvinist, You mR. Pettiness, are a Chauvinist mixed with a toxic level of ignorance, and that is a very bad combination. It can lead to insanity.
Being petty minded is very bad,dude grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
I must also confess you've a good sense of humor there...even claiming to be a God huh Pls can you tell me what am wearing tonight? Or whether my babe is coming over for a rendezvous? grin cheesy
Don't make me believe that you're a dolt in addition to your being chauvinist..that would be too terrible a pill for me to swallow angry I believe you're a sagacious and perspicacious soul who isn't ruled by emotions.
You're claiming all these chivalrous titles kos of your innate fear of the igbos..that they'd overrun your land and drive ijos to the sea cheesy grin grin seriously forget about them...they're only interested in busineSs,just like the people of Sin(china).your land is a collection of penisulars and islands and also comparatively poor as regards to land of the ibibios yet the igbos haven't done anything to the mmoghos,so they'd not do anyting to your people except doing business with them.
The data about rivers state I posted was gotten online from the rivers state portal. cool
PoliticsRe: os by cheruv: 2:50pm On Jan 09, 2014
pandriod: in Gov. Amaechi's voice

[size=40pt]ARE WE BIAFRANS? [/size]
Nope grin grin grin grin
Biafra is the name of an inlet(bight)...I wonder why frank opugo proffered the name for the new republic on may 26,1967 angry
PoliticsRe: os by cheruv: 2:43pm On Jan 09, 2014
ijaw citizen: We don't "try" to claim Andonis as Ijaw, You don't "try" to claim the possessions you have inside your house, even a mad man is not mad when it comes to the logic of ownership. They have been Ijaws from day one, unless you have an evidence of the date when they SWITCHED their ethnicity to become Ijaws.

Stop being a product of "Igbo/Yoruba propaganda for dum.b people 101"
Forget about the Igbo/Yorooba props for now kos am not Yosef Goebbels and moreover we're talking about the ethnic demography of rivers state.the people are refuting your claims of their being ijo..so who do we believe their testimony?
PoliticsRe: os by cheruv: 1:53pm On Jan 09, 2014
ijaw citizen: From the above corrections of error mischieviously made,
Ogoni- 4 LGs
Igbos/Igboids- 8 LGs
Ijaws- 9 LGs

With two LGs shared between Ijaw & Igboid groups, they are Ahoada West & PH with HQ of both in Ijaw territory.
Forgive me for two things
1)Inability to quote your whole post[to avoid people thinking the guy is talking BS]
2)My ignorance on the fact you're an ijo chauvinist(I think nationalist is a better tag)
Frater...there's no need arguing over this or that kos all we've to do is look at the facts which includes maps to backup or refute our claims
The Ekpeyes as everybody knows is an igboid clan(anywhere they claim descent from isn't my concern) that inhabit the area around ahoada.the two LGs(east & west) belongs exclusively to them.this is also why in the Rivers province(before independence),Ahoada division contained all Igboid parts of the province excluding oyigbo which was part of ukwa division before being annexed to rivers in 1976.even maps support this fact which leaves me wondering where the ijos of Ahoada west are huh
Concerning the bonny and opobo issues,I've dwelt extensively on them so there's no need repeating myself so that peeps won't think you're hard at learning.moreover I've this feeling you don't know what CREOLE means grin
As per PH matter,I'd leave that to the ikwerres kos both cartographically and otherwise,the land is theirs.they call it igweocha(white cliffs if am correct) though the Brits called it after a gentleman,Sir Harcourt.what dd the ijos call the area?[Educate me]
From your posts,your arguements are based on emotions which is quite understandable from a chauvinist like you,though I'd prefer facts from a cool headed gentleman.
You can still dispute the facts I presented for the Treasure base if you're not yet satisfied with my assertions cool
PoliticsRe: os by cheruv: 1:03pm On Jan 09, 2014
saintneo: The immediate past Governor, Dr Peter Odili is from Andoni; am I right? Thus, Andoni can't be Ijoid.
Oops...its true somehow kos as a biethnic state,either the governor is igboid and deputy is ijoid or vice versa.I've heard from soo many sources that andonis aren't ijos but obolo.but why are the ijos trying to claim them or as my Yorooba friends would say, "attache by force"? huh
PoliticsRe: os by cheruv: 12:26pm On Jan 09, 2014
ijaw citizen: The fact there is some form of enmity/rivary between Opobians & Andonis doesn't make them less Ijaws, Andonis are as Ijaw as the man in Bayelsa or Okrika. I simply don't know why you say Andonis(alternatively called Obolos) are not Ijaws.

Again, where do the "Igbos" in Bonny & Opobo come from?
What are the Igbo communities in Opobo & Bonny?

Pls educate me.
Don't be an ijo chauvinist...that makes you commit unnecessary mistakes.its the right of a people to determine who they're..andonis say they're not ijos and you can't force them to be!!
Opobo as everybody knows was founded on andoni land by Jubo Jugbogha whom the brits nicknamed JAJA..he was a slave from around orlu in imo state and was originally domiciled in bonny before leading his house eastward to settle at the mouth of imo river,calling his new home opobo.
Creole igbo is spoken in both opobo and bonny...and this was a conseQuence of the abolition of the slave trade which forced thousands of igbo slaves from the hinterland to settle on the coastal areas around bonny,ogoni,opobo and andoni areas.this is history or would you also argue about things that happened before your grannies were even born? undecided
PoliticsRe: os by cheruv: 12:07pm On Jan 09, 2014
Symphony007: Such a foul statement! If you claim ikwerre's are igbo, why don't you also say the ogoni's are akwa ibomites because they decend from them, or the delta igbo's and delta yoruba's. Rivers state is not independent union of various ethnicities and should not to affiliated with any insane biafran republic. Ikwerres are decendants of the ibo's but today they are rivers people and will. Never associate themselves with the igbos. The united states is a union of european decendants. So is it a european nation? Take not!!
Am afraid that stupidity has been your watchword embarassed
PoliticsRe: os by cheruv: 7:02am On Jan 09, 2014
There's no need arguing over whether your LG is igbo,ogoni or Kalabari..here are they
1)Abua-Odual(abua)..Ijoid
2)Ahoada east(ahoada)..Igboid
3)Ahoada west(akinima)..Igboid
4)Akuku Toru(abonnema)..Ijoid
5)Andoni(ngo)..Ijoid
6)Asari Toru(buguma)..Ijoid
7)Bonny(bonny)..Ijoid/Igboid
coolDegema(degema)..Ijoid
9)Eleme(ogale elemo)..Ogoni
10)Emuoha(emuoha)..Igboid
11)Etche(okehi)..Igboid
12)Gokana(kpor)..Ogoni
13)Ikwerre(isiokpo)..Igboid
14)Khana(bori)..Ogoni
15)Obio/Akpor(rumuodomanya)..Igboid
16)Ogba/Egbema/Ndoni(omoku)..Igboid
17)Ogu/Bolo(ogu)..Ijoid
18)Okrika(okrika)..Ijoid
19)Omumma(eberi)..Igboid
20)Opobo/Nkoro(opobo)..Igboid/Ijoid
21)Oyigbo(afam)..Igboid
22)Port Harcourt..Igboid
23)Tai(saakpenwa)..Ogoni
From the data,we see that ogoni has 4 LG,igboid clans(ikwerre,ekpeye,ndoni etc) has 9 LG whilst Ijoid clans(kalabari,okrika,bonny etc) has 7 LG.
On the map,its continous as per the ethnicities except in the Ibani communities of bonny and opobo where creole igbo is spoken due to the resettlement there of large number of unsold igbo slaves after abolition of slavery in addition to the establishment of the Great Opobo state by Jubo Jugbogha(Jaja) in 1870.
This is aww its it in the treasure base of Nigeria!!! wink
EducationRe: Absu Hostel On Fire!! Someone Help by cheruv: 11:51pm On Jan 08, 2014
Not bad at all...they can always lodge at my place till they get back on their feet.
AfteraLl am helping the homeless cool
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Be Friends With "Cuddle Benefit' With A Guy? by cheruv: 10:34pm On Jan 08, 2014
Lerato9: Guys, he respects me alot and he is a gentleman to the core.
Is his cock a gentleman huh Or is It that you mistake us for fools undecided
Pls desist from dishing Nansense to the unsuspecting public!!!!!
IslamRe: EX-Nigerian Footballer Emeka Ezeugo Convert To Islam. Pix by cheruv: 8:45pm On Jan 07, 2014
deols: I don't want to insult you. I can be good, sometimes wink and I am trying to keep on being good.


But I have to say that You are not making any sense. Make sure to express yourself better and I will give you a befitting reply in sha Allah.
Nansense!!!! angry angry
I replied the points you raised previously(on wether Turks are European muslims or not),yet all I can expect from an ignoramus like you is "you're not making any sense"..the great Jewish sage wrote in one of his epistles,"המחקר הראה עצמך מאושר" which simply means that you should always study to show yourself approved.I don't think Islam admonishes you to study that's why you're prone to gangsterism and bandwagonery grin grin
Pls,for your own good leave that cult called Islam and follow the light of Kraist
IslamRe: EX-Nigerian Footballer Emeka Ezeugo Convert To Islam. Pix by cheruv: 8:24pm On Jan 07, 2014
Sissie: What is this one saying.

You really are another ignoramus.
I don't really expect dolts to understand undecided
IslamRe: EX-Nigerian Footballer Emeka Ezeugo Convert To Islam. Pix by cheruv: 4:06pm On Jan 07, 2014
deols: what are you saying? I know you are another ignoramus tongue. Most Muslims want to identify with their new religion and is why they take new names. Once the name they had before conversion is not pagan. once it is not about praising a god, they can keep it.

I am Adeola for exampke. and It has not stopped me from being a Muslim. Plus many of the names that people think are Islamic are only arabic..there is a big difference..thank me later for this selfless service.

Read naptu2's informed post on why they change their names. Turkey is not an Arabic speaking country. They are European Muslims.(on two continents undecided)
OMG Adeola can you stop being stupid huh So the christian Arabs are now dolts abi??they don't wanna identify with christianity!!when presenting your case pls be factual and stop presenting iSsues with holes in it.
The only European muslims we've are the Albanians and the Bosniaks,who were islamized during the half millenia of Turkish rule.as for the turks,go and ask their brothers(Kazach,Ozbek, Kyrgyz,Turkmenis) they left back home during their migration from central Asia!!!
LiteratureRe: MISTS IN THE MOUNTAIN - The Cruelty Of Distance by cheruv: 8:55am On Jan 07, 2014
Mmm....no one wants to comment shocked shocked
Its seems guys don't do dreams anymore angry they do the real thing!! grin grin
Afterall why mast' when there are a lot of cunts around? huh
CultureRe: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by cheruv: 1:15am On Jan 07, 2014
5.00GP:
STOP LYING!!!
YORUBA LANGUAGE IS A WELL SPOKEN LANGUAGE IN DELTA STATE ...
The guy is right...Delta has these linguas
Delta N:Igbo(Anioma)
Delta C:Urhovo,Isoko,Ijaw
Delta S:itsekiri
I don't see where Yorooba is spoken in delta state..or you wan do attache by force?? Abeg close mouth face front as the guy tell you
IslamRe: EX-Nigerian Footballer Emeka Ezeugo Convert To Islam. Pix by cheruv: 12:27am On Jan 07, 2014
deols: They don't even speak Arabic in Turkey.

Where does the rumour of having a MUslim name to play in Tuirkey come from?

what is a Muslim name?
Its like dollbaby specializes in spewing shit to the unsuspecting public.unlike christianity which doesn't impose Latin or Greek or Hebrew on its Adherents,Islam does that...why is it that a muslim convert must change his name to Arabic ones huh Doesn't it show that there's no liberty in islam? And this obstructs a fundamental right YHWH gave humans..CHOICE
As per your assertions,Turkiye is muslim and Arabic is intrinsic to societies where the Koran is used.as a mathematics magnum cum laude,you should know that if a=b and b=c then a=c
As a MOD,am always disappointed when you exhibit Fatuousness due to your overzealousness as a muslim kiss
IslamRe: EX-Nigerian Footballer Emeka Ezeugo Convert To Islam. Pix by cheruv: 11:57pm On Jan 06, 2014
Siraleeyu: you'r not blessed, rather u'r cursed........presumably Allah created the 99.5% igbo folks u have claimed to b non muslims as dwellers of hell fire, which implies Allah made majority of igbos as hell fire's food.......if only u knew d painful torment awaiting u nd any non muslim after ur last breath, u wouldn't have waste time in embracing islam as the religion of salvation............d door is open, u'r not late. Islam is for everybody and very accommodating. So hurry up and make d wise decision.
FARCE!! FARCE!!!! undecided undecided
Rather than I be a muslimi,I'd be an observant Jew...one who follows the religion of the Jewish people.
Unless I was daft..which am not,aww can you tell me that a religion that specializes in killing people is accomodating!!! If it is,I'd like to build a temple in the Yatriv..well that's not possible you know.
Muslims should desist from telling us white lies about the peace that mohammedanism exudes.I'd rather be a Judaist,Christian or Buddhist than be muslim.
As for that idiot,he went to make money and when you know he dd for finance is when he dies,a father not an imam would bury him.
Moreover I'd be interested to marry an Aisha..just like girls that answer chioma I heard they're beautiful kiss
LiteratureRe: OLA: The Tale Of A Young Moon Maiden by cheruv: 3:06am On Jan 06, 2014
Lemme offer you my greetings the Chinese style[no mind me shaa na 3 kingdoms(sweet chinese film) wey dey watch cause am]
**kneels before dan,bows his head to the ground and forms an arc with his hands*

我的主(my oga),am overwhelmed with the talents you displayed in your piece of art,the style the plot the setting...all was just too fitting and picturesque.after achebe,I thought our land has been forgotten but you've showed that you've achebe's spirit living in you....
Pls accept my greetings and achieve your ambitions on an international scale
***Rises










grin grin grin
Guy abeg forget that Chin chon ho greeting kos me no sabi kpakam for Sin(china)


angry angry angry
But me sabi witchkraft wella.....abeg start part 2 sharperly before me use you do practice
LiteratureRe: OLA: The Tale Of A Young Moon Maiden by cheruv: 2:27am On Jan 06, 2014
kamia: For a moment Dan, I was beginning to think the whole story was real, and wanted it to continue each day, I was taken unawares when it ended abruptly, but you know what? I think I'll conclude this story in my head... wink
Shior!!!!!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked
For your head? huh ...shey you know say Yaba left don full abi you wan naked dey waka for street?....abeg oo I still need your sane form around in case Oga Dani comot part 2 tongue
LiteratureRe: OLA: The Tale Of A Young Moon Maiden by cheruv: 2:01am On Jan 06, 2014
qweenaxx: cry cry cry
Let's hold a minute silence for Nnaa and Ikenna..the casualities of the story cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Frankly speaking to you guys,I enjoyed Ikenna's character.I can't help but imagine aww bicepic his arms could be cool together with an increase in number of girls here who wish for those hands to hold them grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: OLA: The Tale Of A Young Moon Maiden by cheruv: 9:00pm On Jan 05, 2014
embarassed смегол(smegol) hates nasty hobbituses
Juderejoice: Boju reminds me of smegol in Lord of d rings
CultureRe: Mrs Dike An Igbo Citizen To Become The First Female OBA In Yoruba by cheruv: 3:54pm On Jan 04, 2014
ndu_chucks: This is the very reason why my heart breaks when the tribalists, secessionists, and separatists among you people start exhibiting gross, senseless bigotry on NL. You people were not like this until you tried to fight your misguided war. Unfortunately, many of you have been so damaged by the said war that you remain unable to see value in the unity of this great country - to your detriment, I might add.
I never knew this dolt has upgraded his stupidity huh
CultureRe: Mrs Dike An Igbo Citizen To Become The First Female OBA In Yoruba by cheruv: 3:51pm On Jan 04, 2014
ndu_chucks: That was over 50 years ago. I am talking about modern day Nigeria here. We need to see this kind of gesture in the SE of today, start by giving us an Obi or real Eze of the fulani extraction. Be bold and make it happen today.
Dreams!!!

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