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I am slowly but surely coming around to the fact that Bawo would not post on this thread anymore.

Dude woulda been here by now gloating and boasting over Rose's performance.


R.I.P OLUBUSAYO "BAWOMOLO" AWOMOLO aka Derrick Roses's Groupie.. You would be dearly missed on this thread.

FBS:
Lotti is poo. What sort of substitutions are those? The man is tactically inept.

Is it safe to assume that Wilkins was the tactical brain behind Lotti's double winning first season at Chelsea?

Carlo is a great coach and is far from being tactically inept.

How was Ray the Tactical Brain behind his double winning campaign?

I was going to watch the Boston vs Chicago Match,hope Boston wins and then gloat on how overrated I think Derrick Rose is(eventhough I don't really mean it). Can't even sum up the courage to watch that match now. . . . . Still In a state of shock. . . . Absolutely speechless!!!

I was going to watch the Boston vs Chicago Match,hope Boston wins and then gloat on how overrated I think Derrick Rose is(eventhough I don't really mean it). Can't even sum up the courage to watch that game now. . . . Still In a state of shock. . . . Absolutely speechless!!!

Bawo ke, ko le jebe oooo, Impossicant. I can swear me and this dude had a discussion on how overrated Derrick Rose was a few nights back. . . . O ma se ooo.

See their mouths like Gifts . . . . . . . . . Ole,Barawo,Onyeshi

100% agree with Mr BrownJay and Dayo. It is absolutely wrong for anyone regardless of s, e, x to sponge off the other partner. In my neck of the woods, we call it leeching. Get your fat bu, tt off the chair and go find a job.

^^^^ That was the post I was goin to rib him about not knowing. . . . . . . . . Lawd have mercy upon thy child. Still can't believe it.

JeSoul:
^we have all been hoping against hope Chic2.

It is beyond devastating, for him to be taken in such a cruel way. The Celtics play his Bulls tonight . . . I will probably weep again if I see one second of it. I've been tearing since I heard this morn. This is so so wrong and hurts so so bad.

Abeg you know How I fit contact him Family members? I want to pass on my condolences. . . . Absolutely stunned and devastated. When I first heard it, I thought it was some sick joke or something and immediately laughed it off. I was absolutely sure we chatted last night but alas I was wrong it was a few nights back.

This thing dey pain me oooooo. Couldn't even concentrate properly during lectures 2day. Still can't believe it and I guess the reality would only sink in after tonight's match when I don't see Bawo's comments/views on the game. UnFu, c.k.ing Believable

Zap ME!!!!

Just Logged on to NL to rib him a lil bit(Derrick Rose being shyte and what not) not knowing the fate that had befallen him. Absolutely Speechless and Numb.

May his Soul Rest In Peace. . . . . . . . . Bleep Me, Bawo Ke?

My Deepest Sympathies and condolences to your Family. . . . . . . UNFREAKING BELIEVABLE!!!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=170354.msg7266389#msg7266389 date=1291396474]Na waah ooh! How does one start talking about this weekend's games with what is on ground R.I.P bruv! Still hard to stomach though[/quote]Still Can't believe it. I'm still in a state of shock.

[size=20pt]JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH!!!!!. [/size] . . . . . Abeg Tell me the Bawo story ain't true? Abeg make person wake me up from my nightmare

Logged on to NL to rib him a lil bit not knowing the fate that had befallen him. . . . . . Bleep ME!!!, i am absolutely NUMB.


My Deepest condolences goes out to his Family. If I am feeling this way, heavens knows what pain they must be going through right now

jalether:
This dayo sef dey too promiscuous. From chickenshrimp -edoyad - ibime. just dey carry dey go, you no dey tire egbon

Wetin concern Fyne Boy like me with you,Dayo and Edoyad's party?

iceblue:
1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die:s

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl! 8-|

MRbrownJAY:
- some long lost family member hasnt see you since you were a kid and ask :"woah, you've become so big?"
duh, you actually expected me to stay the same size as when i was 10yrs old?!

- at the funeral, people crying and asking: why him, why him of all people?!
well, would it make you feel better if it was YOU?!

- you at the club/movies or some "funky" place like that and someone ask you: hey what you doing here?"
shiiiiit, you think you were the only one who was going to enjoy this place?!

- you at the restaurant and ask the waiter:"is the eba with egusi sauce good?"
no, it taste like boiled plastic and you better get out of this restaurant asap.

Hehehehehehe
Quality Jokes!!!

Gilgamesh:
I saw all this with the tail of my eye while gisting with my gf. i was not about to break the rules and openly ogle another girl. Then my gf asked me
"she has nice hips doesn't she?"
"who?" I answered,
"why, that lady that just went by" she said.
[b]"Oh yes she sure does" I replied.[/b]Im tired of this doghouse. Please advice me.

Was that really your answer? . I mean for real?

With a reply like that, your doghouse treatment there I say it Is well deserved .

RULE NO1 - Deny(when I say deny, I mean it.) ever taking notice of the sexy lass.

Ujujoan:
Well you are right, the fast foods and eatries are ususally over crowded on that day!

But do men put efforts into getting a priced and thoughtful gift for their partners? I don't think so . . . Not most of them anyways!

The idea is to spend a romantic day with your lovers but that's also a time to give . . . These men just don't know that!

The last time I spent money buying a val's gift was about 4yrs ago . . . I bougt a designers tie for my guy only for him to pretend he 'forgort'
it was vals day! I guess that singular even spoilt the whole thing for me. I still go out on that day and have fun, but gifts? Naaaaa . . .

Giving Is Receiving Dearie

Sagamite:
Did you see me turn it down, nigga?  

Me, Sagamite, aka  "Balogun leyin obinrin" aka "Hot boy" aka "I'ma flirt" aka "Hold on to your chic" aka "Dutty talker" aka "Prof of womantology" aka "I'ma hit that" aka "Juice lover" aka "She wants it" aka "Mo baaad gan" aka "Professional ashewo" aka "No waste time" aka "Naughty teddybear" aka "funminigoodstuffjor" aka "How do you wanit?" aka "Mo ni issues"

Come on, nigga, come on!

This Bobo no well @ all wahlai . . . . . . . . . . Abi when him turn into Dagrin nau?

latogng:
Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
November 11, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment


The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man come.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have intimacy with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to heavenly feeling after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehheheheheheeh Laff Wan Kill Me Die oooooooooooo

This one nah punishment?

dayokanu:
Where is Ruudie.

With the statements he made about Ozil, He should be sacrificed to Sanponna

No worries, He'll be here anytime soon

AjanleKoko:
Mourinho is a good coach. A great man-manager, but tactically not a great coach. He just knows how to instill strong work ethics and ambition in big teams, which is really good, and also provided he has money to bring in the type of players he likes. I also think he's an excellent opposition scout; he knows how to seek out, identify, and exploit his opponents' weaknesses.

Tactically I think he's nothing special.
His major failing is his attention-seeking nature, which tends to ultimately undo his good intentions.
Put him against a team with deep tradition, plus a generation of geniuses, and he flops.

Suprise Suprise this thread was re opened after one loss.

Anyways, I'd like you to Expand on those points I Highlighted

dipo2much:
^^
Guy,dey try use your brain na! At least,I imagine that you are not like dayokanu who doesnt have a funtioning brain. How many games RVP don start ds season? Yet you dey compare am to Carroll wey dey play everygame. Stupidly foolish

I would be lying If I said I expected any better from a Gaynner.

Anyways, I think the question you should be asking is "Why is the much hyped Van Persie yet to hit the 15 league goals a season benchmark(the absolute bare minimum for a supposed Top Class striker)"?

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=559760.msg7246007#msg7246007 date=1291129888]lord Jesus have mercy.


the aunt, the pastor, the father and anyone else involved in this mess should not go scot free.

they should be rounded up and made to pay for her medical treatment.

man's inhumanity to man.[/quote]Medical Treatment ke? Abeg they should all be hung. Anything less would be a severe injustice.

[quote author=cou-gar link=topic=558379.msg7245865#msg7245865 date=1291128774]of course, mourinho's seat can never be beside wenger who has won nothing in europe. mourinho will sit beside sir alex, ancellotti, hitzfeld and pep guardiola while wenger will sit beside avram grant, roberto martinez, david moyes and ian holloway[/quote]Hehehe

dayokanu:
Andy Carrol - 9 goals

not-so-smart person Chamakh - 7 goals

Van rap1st - 2 goals

If Carrol scores 2 more goals, He would have scored more league goals than what Van rap1st has ever scored in any season in his whole miserable career

Can You Imagine?
Yet Gaynners would want us to Believe that Van Persie is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Abeg Make someone borrow me Bulldozer make I Bulldoze Xavi,Iniesta and Messi Legs. When those trident are on song, no team  I mean No Team in the world can stop em'. Xavi Most especially was a delight to watch. The way he controlled the tempo of that midfield was magnificient to say the least.

All Hail KING XAVI HERNANEZ

This time ten years ago every Nigerian was a Madrid Fan, Nah una don turn Barca Fans. The Rate at which we dey breed Gloryhunters for dat country is alarming sha.

Before I forget sha Perez, Nadal, King Carlos your team took one helluva beating.

Abeg Make I follow all of una laff some more jare Hohohohohohohohohohohohohoho

Nothing wrong it.

I rock pink all the time.

Errrrr. . . . Ladies First

I am "HugWetTransformerPhobic" so why don't you show me how it is done, Deal?

jamolomo:
na funke akindele and omotola go become charlie theron
no be that sket genny
ashewo ololko mewa

For Schizzle?