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Health › Re: A Cry For Help; 4 Weeks To Live by chic2pimp(m): 4:30pm On Nov 15, 2010

^^^^^^^ Dude post the Link and let us see it with our 2 kro kro eyes jor. The saying Seeing Is Believing rings true in this case.

playette4u:
I have got brain damage too ,my bank account is Lloyds Tsb 12345678 and sort code 003456.I have 24 hours to live,

patwhizkid:
Hi Playette4u, i've deposited the sum of 10 milion naira into yur account this morning. . .plz manage it, am sorry. 'll pay in another 20 million naira in the next 24 hours . . .enjoy!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by chic2pimp(m): 4:21pm On Nov 15, 2010

^^^^^Shameless Gaynners!!!. Cuz dem fluke win, dem no want make we hear word again.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by chic2pimp(m): 4:18pm On Nov 15, 2010

slimshay:
^^^You must be smoking something expired. Ever heard of the Old Firm? Milan derby my a$$, buncha static tired cross carpeting men. Shior.

I've warned u times without numbers to stop smoking Ganja leaves however you fail to heed to my advice. I bet you must be regretting that decision you made now . Those static tired cross carpeting men as you put it have won more trophies than all the players in your shitty club's history put together.

Back to the topic at hand, who in their right rates the scottish Old firm derby over the Derby della Madonnina?. . . . . . Infact Most peeps would rather watch Pompey vs The Saints.

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=510371.msg7145135#msg7145135 date=1289780153]Foolish me,here i am thinking Orlando Pirates and Kaizer Chief had a match today and Chimp was mad at Muki's oversight. tongue

[/quote]Need I say more grin

. . . . . . That says it all really. Foolish Indeed tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wtf No Inter Vs Acmilan Thread by chic2pimp(m): 12:21am On Nov 15, 2010

chelseabmw:
U need to learn how to talk.U just have to be careful with the way and manner words are coming out of your mouth.

Does It look like a give a rat's a, s.s? huh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by chic2pimp(m): 12:18am On Nov 15, 2010

Name a greater derby. Real vs Atletico,Barca vs Espanyol,Assnal vs Tottenham,Man Citey vs Man United,Liverpool vs Everton, Juve vs Torino,Roma vs Lazio? I did not think so.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The AC Milan Thread: 2021/2022 Serie A Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 10:50pm On Nov 14, 2010

FULL TIME!!!

Well done Lads. We Garnered all 3 point and we now 6 points clear of Inter at the summit of the table. Btw, Our Central Defensive pairing played Magnificiently tonight. We were well worth the victory considering we played over half an hour of the game with ten men.

FORZA MILAN!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Internazionale Vs AC Milan [0 - 1] On 14th November by chic2pimp(m): 10:45pm On Nov 14, 2010

FULL TIME!!!.

Milan Garner all 3 Points. Well Done lads.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Internazionale Vs AC Milan [0 - 1] On 14th November by chic2pimp(m): 10:37pm On Nov 14, 2010

^^^^Dude, Are You Watching Your T.V In Reverse Motion? The Goal was scored in the 5th minute while the Sending Off was in the 60th minute. As I type there are currently 2 minute of Normal time left to play.

5 Minutes Left. Come On Boys, Just Hold On.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by chic2pimp(m): 10:21pm On Nov 14, 2010

^^^^^^^ Y'all Mods Should Hang Una Heads In Shame. . . . . . . Or can you give a reasonable explanation for not creating a Match Day Thread For the greatest Derby in World Football?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wtf No Inter Vs Acmilan Thread by chic2pimp(m): 10:19pm On Nov 14, 2010

Bros Me Sef Tire ooo. Imagine No Match Day Thread For The Greatest Derby In The World. Na wa oooo. NL Sports Section Reeks of Bias .

NL Sports Mods Should Hang Their Heads In Shame.

TV/Movies › Re: Wipe Out / I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here! by chic2pimp(m): 10:12pm On Nov 14, 2010

Abeg Make Person Siddon Watch Kwarect Programme Jare Instead Of That Farce Called FI[b]X- FACTOR[/b]

TV/Movies › Re: The X Factor 2010 (who's Watching) by chic2pimp(m): 10:09pm On Nov 14, 2010

[size=20pt]TOTAL FAARRRRRRCEEEEEEEE!!!!. . . . . . . . . ABEG MAKE PERSON GO WATCH I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUTTA HERE[/size]

TV/Movies › Re: The X Factor 2010 (who's Watching) by chic2pimp(m): 10:02pm On Nov 14, 2010

I Am On My Way To Heathrow Airport As I Type. Taking The Next B.A Flight To Murtala and The First Taxi To Third Mainland Bridge. Silly Folks Keep Booing Katie, Yet They Keep Voting For Her. Buncha Retards.

manmustwac:
Oh boy na you talk am. I go buy Arik Air ticket for you.

No Need Bro. I Have Already Pre Booked My Ticket In Anticipation Of What The Result Might Be grin

denzel2009:
I need some of your chics before you go please. Thanks in anticipation!

No Worries Bro. Just Send Me Your Bank Account No grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The AC Milan Thread: 2021/2022 Serie A Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 9:53pm On Nov 14, 2010

Hope We Can Hang On To Our One Nil Half Time Lead. Come On Lads, You Can Do It.

TV/Movies › Re: The X Factor 2010 (who's Watching) by chic2pimp(m): 9:51pm On Nov 14, 2010

If Katie survives yet another Vote off, I would get on the next flight to Nigeria and hurl myself off third mainland bridge.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by chic2pimp(m): 9:47pm On Nov 14, 2010

^^^^Was about to ask the same question

TV/Movies › Re: The X Factor 2010 (who's Watching) by chic2pimp(m): 9:42pm On Nov 14, 2010

Yea Baby Wagner or Should I say Vagner is through grin

. Y'all Boo Ladies and Men can suck on a lemon for all I care. Wagner to win grin

Travel › Re: Calling All Diasporans, Hints And Tips Needed To Survive This Recession by chic2pimp(m): 9:20pm On Nov 14, 2010

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=538108.msg7139367#msg7139367 date=1289707876]At least he is better than chic2pimp wey blomblom do scatteru hin oblong head cheesy

[/quote]

Ahn Ahn Iya wa ko da ooo tongue

. One minute you dey ask for ferrari, the next you dey yab me behind my back ahn ahn shocked

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Btw, I realy don't see anything wrong in appreciating my wife's(remember say you don give me the go ahead to marry am) humongous blom blom

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=538108.msg7139374#msg7139374 date=1289708057]chic2pimp is a lost case.[/quote]Stop forming jor, Every Ebonysilk,Ruby Pearl and Heatfusion can see through you tongue

. We all know say you like me die wink

Oya gbe enu e wa si be yii kiss

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by chic2pimp(m): 8:18pm On Nov 14, 2010

duduspace:
Not yet Cech/Reina quality but definitely above Almunia quality and can still be better with game time. Decision making is his weak point

Well to be frank every Bola, Ahmed and Tinubu is above Almunia's quality.

duduspace:
Fabiyanski and Fabiwerepe. Slim don kolo

Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by chic2pimp(m): 3:50pm On Nov 14, 2010

[size=20pt]Sebastien Vettel You Are The World Champ. You Are The Man. Well Done, You Deserve It.[/size]

Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by chic2pimp(m): 3:39pm On Nov 14, 2010

Sebastien Vettel Is On His Way To Becoming The Youngest Ever World Champion. 3 More Laps To Go!!!

Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by chic2pimp(m): 4:44am On Nov 14, 2010

bawomolo:
what would we not hear. forwards do not play defense or rebound effectively in A-40's world

Oh boy I had to rub my eyes twice and re read that statement again. Me thinks he is letting his loff of all things Dallas cloud his Judgement.

Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by chic2pimp(m): 3:25am On Nov 14, 2010

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=344420.msg7133830#msg7133830 date=1289626142]Of all those you listed only T.D is miles ahead of Dirk! K.G is at par with him and only a potential psychiatric patient like bawo would name a Gasol that could not win a series at Memphis and an inconsistent Amare ahead of Dirk[/quote]Dirk at par with K.G? Na wa oooo. Each to their own sha.

Sports › Re: Any F1 Buffs? by chic2pimp(m): 3:06am On Nov 14, 2010

Look at how "Enemies Of ~~Alonso's~~Progress" Full Ground shocked

Sports › Re: David Haye Vs Audley Harrison And Legendary Manny Pacquiao Vs Antonio Margarito by chic2pimp(m): 3:00am On Nov 14, 2010

Can't believe you lot actually paid the sky subscription fee to watch Audley "A Farce" Harrison. Every knows Fraudley is nothin but a big joke who has been living off his Sydney Olympic Gold Medal.

TV/Movies › Re: The X Factor 2010 (who's Watching) by chic2pimp(m): 2:54am On Nov 14, 2010

My Performance of the night has to be wagner. Dude had me in stitches grin

. Going from "I'm Still Standing" to "Circle Of Life" brilliant, pure magic grin

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Abeg Simon needs to lay off the Ganja weed he is inhaling. Describing Katie's performance as good was nothinh short of comical.

thameamead:
@maedan, ayometin, kenny_G, manmustwuc, snowdrops, chic2pimp: The owners of Aso Rock will be on a Channel 4 on Tuesday @ 9pm. Can't wait to watch it.

I have already seen that advert over 10 times already. I'll most definitely watch it.

Travel › Re: Do You Regret Moving Abroad? by chic2pimp(m): 2:43am On Nov 14, 2010

Hell Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . . . . I repeat Hell Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Methinks I left at the right time.

Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by chic2pimp(m): 5:16am On Nov 11, 2010

JeSoul:
Mehn, dis guy is severely schizophrenic

oga pick one story now and stick to it body dey scratch you so?

Truth be told, when has Bawo ever been sane? tongue

. Or Is it not the same dude that labelled Rose as the next best thing since ~~Jordan~~sliced bread?

JeSoul:
ehm, small korrection: i am always intoxicated when i make any statement

Methinks he suffers from severe Amnesia.

Jokes Etc › Re: Becomrich To Become The Politics Forum Moderator. by chic2pimp(m): 4:21am On Nov 11, 2010

[quote author=invisible! link=topic=548121.msg7111692#msg7111692 date=1289341841]Becomerich was arrested yesterday after fighting obj in his car, heard when they were beating him up, the satelite maps he was clutching under his armpits was tightly held. He as shouting 'America is watching, nairaland will hear this!'[/quote] grin

Travel › Re: I Am Coming To Lagos For 1st Time - Nl Please Advise Me by chic2pimp(m): 4:00am On Nov 11, 2010

morpheus24:
4. I suggest you take a bottle of pepto cause no matter how strong your stomach is, you aint gonna be used to the food. Don't worry it gets better as your stomach adjusts.

Wholeheartedly agree!!!

Culture › Re: Investigating Divorce Cases In Yorubaland. by chic2pimp(m): 3:12am On Nov 11, 2010

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=548232.msg7117025#msg7117025 date=1289412076]In a country where FORGERY ABOUNDS. . . . NOT ONLY LIMITED TO EKITI STATE.[/quote]I see Aloy is hating on Ekiti again grin

ROFL

. Dude just won't accept the fact that Ekiti is indeed the fountain of knowledge, _*Sighs* oh well.

Christianity Etc › Re: (PUI) - Pastor "Preaching Under Influence" Of Indian Hemp by chic2pimp(m): 2:36am On Nov 11, 2010

Someone shout "Amen". . . . . . . . . . . . . Praise the lawd!!!

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