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sage:
Im soooooooooooooo pissed

@Dayo

Italy is losing one spot because of Uefa Cup. Italian teams dont really care to do well in it and German teams do well in it and it has the same co-efficients as Champions league

In the champions league Italy is far better than Germany. Infact Germany has had only one Semi-Finalist in 8 years. Italy have been champions in 2 of the last 4 years

Only lawd knows how they(uefa) structure their crazy coefficient system.

I'll be back to give my Match Analysis . I'm still slightly annoyed right now. However make I first address the roaches who seem to have infested this thread.

FBS:
hmmm. . .na match be this?

I guess you now know what it feels like for  non chelsea fans who watches em' on the odd occasion.

dayokanu:
Do you now know why Serie A is going to lose one spot in the CL?

How can a top game like Milan vs Roma be this boring?

Imagine Juventus could not win 1 game in the Europa cup in a group that had Lech Poznan, Salzburg etc and they are second in the Serie A

Will you sharrrrrrrrraaaapppppppp dia. Bloody Nazi!!!
Have you checked your team's positon in that shitty league of yours?. . . . . I did not think so.

mystikal:
Dem no go tell Seedorf to retire ni

Allegri thinks thats Ronaldinho is some kind of a Chuck Norris and can bring miracles in few minutes.

Harry Houdini's TOtoyam must be smiling now

That's one of my many gripes with Allegri. He gives Dinho a few minutes here and there and somehow expects magic. im think say he be miacle worker?
Hary can smile all he wants but be rest assured he will be dealing with a different kettle of fish come February and march.

edoyad:
lol, chico you know i was sent from the future like terminator to hate and destroy bayern, immediately i saw the post my immediate reaction was to attack the nazi donkey.

Abi oo . Bloody Nazi Loffing Freak

Hahahaha I saw this coming from afar . As soon as I saw that post of yours, I immediately knew it was meant for no one other than the Donkey himself .

ZIM DRILL:
■You must open an account with Umuchinemere Pro-credit Micro-Finance Bank Ltd.

Why that particular Bank I ask?

dayokanu:
If dem show you woman, Would you know what to do with her? Aside inviting her to play ten-ten or PS3.

You think say I be like you wey dey still play ten ten at 49 abi? . . . . . On the former, Me I no talk too much ooo nah action I prefer. Make you leave your woman with me for one hour pere and see wetin go happen.

dayokanu:
I don give you Ileke-idi for over a yr, She still never get belle.

Ileke wey don already born octuplets. Siddon dia dey look you hia.

[quote author=dami_paul link=topic=570598.msg7362363#msg7362363 date=1292693230]Just moved into my house from a rented apartment, no exaggerations, the truck moved once to load the settee,kitchen wares etc but twice to load just my wife's things, including her massive wardrobe! I really wonder wetin them dey carry o[/quote]

sley4life:
I'm tired of that habit. One day i searched for my trousers I couldn't locate it. When my gf came later in the day i asked her and she told me my trousers was in her hand bag even with my shoe. I asked her why she said so her bag will be heavy and have shape.

For Schizzle?
Chei I don laugh tire. My ribs hurt real bad, for real man

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=570810.msg7361942#msg7361942 date=1292687365]• The days where Choco Milo was the best chocolate ever.

• The days of Tales by moonlight, speakout, super story, papa ajasco

• Days when we went for people’s birthday and danced to “hoo yay, I wish u hapi buyday” “hoo yay, very merry merry hapi returns”

• I miss the days of Akwa-oche, cloths made from chair materials

• The days when we went to school , lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our nails and uniform and then we march to our classrooms

• The days of rashidi yekini, Daniel omokachi, Sunday oliseh, peter rufai, etc

• The days of black and white Tv

• The days where only one person in that neigbourhood had that round phone and neighbors had to come receive calls in one’s house

• The days of sakobi the snake girl, Nneka the pretty serpent, Igodo, Living in bondage, Sharon stonf

• The days of Maclean, Tura soap, dudu osin, okin biscuit, ribena, lucozade, tomtom, etc

• The days when MKO was the main man[/quote]- Oh My word,  The Days Of Choco Milo,How Can I forget

- Till the day it went off air, I can categorically state that I did not miss one eposide of Tales By Moonlight. Everything else took a back seat as soon as the time clocked 5.30pm. "Speak out, speak out,speak out for the. . . . . " That's all I remembe of the theme tune . Jheeeezzzzzzzz how I take remember am gan sef . Don't get me started on "The Ajasco Family" and "SuperStory"(Suara abi weti dem dey call am an sef )

-Lawd Knows I never danced to that song .

-I thank my parents everyday for not buying it for yours truly . Pictures of my friends on facebook wearing that ghastly piece of cloth if nothing else serves as a reminder as to why my parents were right. They(my friends) have pleaded,begged,sworn and cursed. You name it they've probably done it, all to no avail. Those Pics are staying on FB for the time being at the very least

-In addition to all of that, in my school we had to have handkerchief pined to our shirt. Still carry handkerchiefs everywhere I go till this day.

-Emmanuel Amunike was my favourite player in that Legendary Eagle's team.

-Errrr. . . . That was definitely before my time

-Hehehehehe is all I've got to say about that. Every Neighbour sure did congregate on that particular house . Well not every but those expecting phone calls from obodo oyinbo .

-Those were the days when the Nigerian movie industry actually produced quality movies. Before it was given the "Nollywood" name or as I like to call it "ShittyWood"

- Ahhhhhhhhhhh Okin(the Square one not the rond one mind you). No one ate more than me . Ate em' at an alarming rate. Add Cabin to that list too(though I wasn't really a fan of cabin)

-I vividly remember the song that was composed for him. Although for the sake of my dignity, I'll rather not sing it here .

^^^^ You Too Dearie. Take Good care of yourself _{and the twins}

AjanleKoko:
When Pep Guardiola is Mourinho's age, he probably would have won the world cup. He's already won everything else.
That doesn't mean we should now call him super-genius. They're all very good coaches with differing styles. Mourinho is a good coach, but a loud-mouth who has been very lucky with very good players, playing in good teams. Period.

Very Lucky with Good players you say. And Pep not right?

Team 1 has Deco,Derlei,Carlos Alberto,Maniche and Ferreira

Team 2 has Xavi,Henry,Messi,Iniesta and Dani Alves

Of those two teams listed above, I know which one I'll rather coach, don't you?

slimshay:
Re: Denilson rumors. I dnt see him going anywhere, he is the only back up to Song. If he does, we get a new DM. Make of it what you will.

Re: CL, just like Debo, my biggest regret is that Bayernmunshit have escaped us. Anyways we just might meet them later, I believe jus like Doctor, Barca isn't invincible. Reminds me of the feeling of total hoplessness folks where peddling when we got Galacticos1. And then they came and saw the el presindente Eboue.

Re: Miss Toni Pulis and his gang. I order a shoot at sight. Tenhutt!!!!

Los Galacticos were on the wane when you lot got em'. They had Ramos and lawd knows who in defence, Gravesen and an out of form zidane in midfield(this time you'll have Xavi and Iniesta running rings round you lot), and a slightly overweight and out of sorts Ronaldo upfront(this time you'll have an Inform Messi slicing and dicing your defence like no man's business).

sage:
Forza Milan against Roma tommorrow

We must not falter or fail in this particular game otherwise our title surge will be in jeopardy.


Thankfully the winterbreak gives us time to recover Silva. One of the best defenders in the world now. We need him like we need air

If I am to be totally honest, although I'll be delighted to cop a win, I'll be more than happy if we drew. As far as I am concerner, any of those two will do me just fine however a loss is a no no.

Lol @ We need him like we need air . Funny but true. He's been our best defender so far this season. And yes even better than Nesta. Not only is he one of the world's best central defender, IMO he is in the top 5-7

sage:
Overall it was an ok draw. Could be worse. I think we are going to win overall. Milan need a left back and an attacking midfielder though

Abate vs Bale, Zambro vs Lennon

I prefer a younger left back.

Yep it definitely coulda been worse. I too think we would win but can I assure you that it would be tightly contested.
Also on a positive note, there is not the slightest possibility that we would understimate them. Especially after the way they played vs Inter.

I think we need not only a younger left back but a pacy one at that to counter the threat posed by Lennon.

sage:
We can also not afford to lose one of Silva or Nesta for any of the games otherwise we lose

I've already said that times without number. Loosing one of them for an extended period of time will more than likely see a sorry end to our Title ambition.

kobojokobo:
GEJ was part of Yar'adua Administration,

So what is your point exactly?

This dude's User I.D is cracking me up real bad

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=403381.msg7359238#msg7359238 date=1292639874]Do I get a say in all of this?[/quote]I don't think so sweetie . . . . . . .
The only people that get to have a say in all of this are your parents.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=403381.msg7359238#msg7359238 date=1292639874]Chic, exactly how rich are you?[/quote]I'll tell you the day after our wedding. . . . . All I'll say for now is that do you really think a poor man give his consent to an "Arranged Marriage"?
In any case, you and I know your parents are seeking to extract more money from yours truly, so I don't think this forum would be the appropriate place to reveal such private information .

Oh boy na so we see am ooo .

If you see the amount of heavy load I don carry aready all in the name of "Christmas Shopping", you go take style pity me. And I'm not yet done.

Kunbee:
I see you cheating on me, so i just ignore you

Am fine, how you dey? How schl and every every.

Me cheat on you ke? Mba, it' not me ooo. It is my twin

Anyways I dey kan pe ooo. School dey fine. On christams holidays now, so no wahala.

Kunbee:
^^his side is good . He was having exams thats why he was m.i.a
Come and derail this thread with me

Or was he? ,. . . . . . . my bad then
Even you sef no dey holla me again . How you?

OgidiBoy:
Bros my side just dry

suffer-head don kill person for this country.

Dry ke?. . . . . You wey dey always chase skirt up and down for you area like there is no 2morrow dey talk bout dry. wetin I go come call my area ehn?

MzDarkSkin:
^^ i wonder how Sagamite found this thread

Sagamite is probably one of the "realest" NLders to me. I dont care for everything he says but I like how honest he is, clearly my views are not shared but hey.

I'll take a wild guess and say you led him here, right?

He is indeed very brash .That is likely to be one of the reasons why he has a lot of "Enemies". Howeever I Can't say I blame em' though cuz if I was repeatedly being called names like "M//or.o, n" and "Re, t.ard" I too won't take to it likely .

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=403381.msg7344972#msg7344972 date=1292468056]Abeg nor mind that bush illiterate Sagamuite husband of mine, I mean come on, who doesn't know in this day and age that any red shine shine car is a ferrari And biko please help me add only just one singlet to that modest list he gave you, otherwise na only that one he go dey take dengepose all over the village for the whole year And nor mind am, how can I spend and waste a whole 8 years studying typewriter It took me only a meagre 7 years and 9 months only jare [/quote]I no mind am. Me sef know him be proper illiterate. Nah only Jakande School cert him get, abi no be so?
Don't worry nah only one zero you want abi? what if I make am 2 zeros or better still for the sake of my bride to be I add one making it 3 zeros, shey dat wan go do? I no mind a oooo. How smart person like you go spend 8 years?Impossicant. Infact we don fall out over this very issue. I tell am say you spend 7 years, 11months,4weeks,3 days,23hurs,59mins and 59 se for typewriting school but he still insists say you spend 8 months . Imagine that Insult sha

Anyways the brideprice would be delivered to your front door in 3 weeks time.

As I predicted, he'll be here aytime soon and boy was I correct

Ogidi you still dey alive? . . . . . How your side?

mukina2:
go hug nepa poll

Ladies First

Vieira:
We are schooling Barca no problem.

When you are used to rolling with the big boys like Arsenal is, then you'll understand that we fear no one.

Ordinary AC Milan and all we can hear from N5 is crying and gnashing of the teeth.

yeye spuds.

. . . . . So says a fan of whose team ar yet to lift the Big Years in their 5000 years(how long has your shitty team been in existence anways?) of existence.

HNIC:
2nd leg at Camp Nou
Cesc,Gallas,Song, RVP not available(That's the entire spine of the team)
Arshavin played only a few minutes.

The same Gallas that Wenger was ever so quick to offload come the end of the season, right?
And when the Song become "A Spine" in this Arsenal team?. . . . . Lest I forget, Barcelona also had their Central defensive pair of Puyol and Pique missing.

The Americans absolutely love the brits. Most especially the british accent. Methinks he'll get on just fine.

Piers Morgan and his American audience would get along like a house on fire.

No make I come give you dirty slap for dia oooooo.

At 49 going on 50, your mates don marry, have kids and even Grandchildren gan sef, you dey dia dey chase young pikins up and down NL. Agbaya

I am Definitely for. . . . . As a byproduct of such a union, there was not the slightest possibility I woulda voted against .

I haven't laughed this much all day long. . . . . . .

Pirece Morgan is apparently being lined up as his replacement.

googles:
My yansh is too big for your door post o

dayokanu:
We go do am for balcony

At 45, he still dey chase young girls up and down nairaland. SMH

dayokanu:
Who can predict the scores,

2-2 at the Emirates

1-1 at the Nou Camp

. . . . .and Barca scrapes through on the away goal rule.