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Beads Bum Bum must you derail every thread on NL?

bawomolo:
must you tell anyone your mum gave birth? is it their business?

i'm 21 and my mum gave birth to me when she was 40 years old. i have an almost 40 year old sister who took care of me for the most part. stop being jealous cuz you won't be spoilt as the last born. get to changing pampers u silly woman

In your mind now, nah proper advise you give am there, no be so?

Show us Una CL trophy nah? We dey wait ooooo

^^^ Article clearly says 'Nigerian Women' .

mystikal:
As if scoring against Milan is a feat, . . . . . .

So says a fan whose club is yet to win Holy Grail. Oya show us your CL Trophy and shame the devil.

duduspace:
what did Chamakh do to them last season in the UCL while playing for Bordeaux?
the only team I'm not sure of Chamakh scoring against up there is Inter and even Barcelona with Messi had a difficult task scoring against them, Chamakh scored against Milan in the emirates cup (though you could argue that was not a serious tournament but he still did it)

How did I know someone would bring that up? Emirates cup ko champions league ni.

Jakumo:
Good day, esteemed forumites, this is Jakumo on final approach requesting permission to touch down at NairaLand International Airport, with my opening submission being on the topic of bribe-collecting policemen on Nigerian Roads.

I support the idea of regulating and taxing the "toll fees" collected by policemen on Nigerian roads, since the salaries of many civil servants, including the police, are rarely paid on time. Considering that the police are armed, it behoves a wise road user in Nigeria to do his or her best to keep the boys with the loaded AK's in a good mood, so as to minimize the odds of an "accidental discharge" as one drives past the checkpoint.

The only procedural drawback I can see with the idea of taxing policemen's highway income would be this : Who will be in charge of collecting that revenue, and how will the tax be assessed, given the inevitable reluctance of the boys in black to fill out income declaration forms ?

Omo ti o gbadun.

4 Kids!!!(2 Boys, 2 Girls)

medjai:
Vamos Alonso. Viva la Espana. It's been the Spain year:
FIFA world cup- Spanish national team
Tour de France- Alberto Contador
Rafael Nadal- 3 grand slams

Yes, Let's celebrate a Drug's Cheat.

NL is mad funny sha.If the shoe was on the other foot i.e The Man packed and left his Matrimonial home without giving any reasonable explanation, y'all will say 'He Is Scum, He Is A Cheat' and what not however change the word Man for Woman, your tone suddenly changes. Now it's 'He Must Have Done Something, He Isn't Telling Us The Truth'e.t.c

[quote author=nice.one link=topic=538727.msg7011534#msg7011534 date=128802307]WOMEN AND THEIR COMPLEXITIES
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman; if you don’t kiss her you are not a man
If you praise her she thinks you are lying; if you don’t she feels you don’t appreciate her looks
If you agree to all her likes, you are weak; if you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often she feels it is boring; if you don’t she accuses you of double dating
If you are well dressed, she says you are a play boy; if you are not you are a dull boy
If you are jealous she says it’s bad; if you aren’t she thinks you don’t love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you don’t respect her; if you don’t she thinks you don’t love her.
If you are a minute late she complains it’s hard to wait; if she’s late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit other men, you are not putting in ‘quality time’; if she is visited by other women, it’s natural we are girls
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold; if you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her cross the road you are not a gentleman; if you do, she thinks it’s one of those men’s tactics for seduction
If you stare at other women she accuses you of flirting; if she is stared by other men, she says they are just admiring her
If she talks, she wants to be listened to; if you listen she wants you to talk[/quote]Truer Words Were Never Spoken!!!

Face facts, the cheating Nazi learnt his cheating ways in NaziLand.

StarBoard:
And it shouldn't figure for something?Please tell me it doesn't.Really?

Ofcourse it should count for something however it is not the be all and end all. As we all know some pretty much average Goalies have won it while some Great ones haven't(not saying VDS is average BTW), Ability wise and performance wise, Cech is and has proven to be the better Goalkeeper

bawomolo:
so a man showing emotion is pathetic now? lol

Lol. . . . Can' say I am that suprised. Methinks it is the Nigerian Mentality and I can't say I wasn't brought out that way. Even Kids in Nigeria are only to aware of it. In my primary school days, Boys were not allowed to shed any tear when the teachers flogged em'(anyone who failed to abide by that rule was literally mocked and made fun of).

Abeg Much dem dey pay all of una Omotola and Genny Fans? Getting paid a monthly salary is about the only reasonable explanation I can give for the way y'all defend both them.

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=540448.msg7032481#msg7032481 date=1288271420]Oh Gawd! [/quote]Shey dat one nah english the Bobo right?
I would be lying if I said I understood half of what he wrote down there.

Spikey Omo Baba Muku Muku Happy Buffday ooo

Delusion Of Grandeur don't set in. Nothing do una ooo. Gayyners For The Treble, I Say.

jalether:
Some topics are not even up for debate. . . .Cech is better than VDS.

As dk pointed out, vds has never, at any point in his career, been a world class goalie. In contrast, Cech was arguably the best gk in the world between

2004-06. So what's the basis for this comparison

I fail to see it myself. The only thing Van Der Sar has over Cech is his champions league winner's medals.

StarBoard:
Is Buffon a better keeper than Angelo Perruzi of Francesco Toldo

DUH!!! Is that even up for debate? Buffon has been the Azzuri's best Goalie since Doff. The only other Goalie with a remote chance of challenging Buffon is Zenga.

RIP AKOGUN!!!

Wa Gba Kondo oo kondo ooo kondo ooo wa wo commando ooo commando ooo commando ooo. . . . . . . .All the good things wey you
do for me, I no fit talk. Wetin I go do Baba, na to thank you lord. Thank God, (Thank God). Thank God.

Missofunyi entertainment!!!