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Travel › Re: Nigerians In Ecuador Let Meet Here by chic2pimp(m): 1:35pm On Oct 27, 2010
Una Dey For Ecuador Too? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Abeg person no country wey Naija peeps no dey?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The AC Milan Thread: 2021/2022 Serie A Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 1:26pm On Oct 27, 2010
EVERY Man and his dog knows Klinsman learnt his cheating ways whilst playing his trade in Stuttgart.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by chic2pimp(m): 1:25pm On Oct 27, 2010
edoyad:
Why in god's name would any one want to watch clips of your useless matches ? Anyways even a blind man would see Seba's first goal should have been ruled offside and 2nd goal was a total fluke.
So you did watch it even afterall that curse wordscheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Anelka Vs Drogba Who Is Better ? by chic2pimp(m): 1:22pm On Oct 27, 2010
chidichris:
@poster,
better in what pls?
if u are made a scout for chelsea, will u recommend anelka against drogba?
skills and whatever is for midfielders while finishing is for finishers.
the main job of a striker in the field of soccer is to put the nail on the coffin and that is what drogba does. football knows drogba, eto and [b]our own yekini as some of the world's deadly strikers.[/b]Jose mourinho will tell u drogba is the best while i will tell u drogba has been the chelsea lone striker of our time.
the major problem of chelsea is their inability to get the second drogba on board for the rest of clubs to look at them with fear.
Indeed!!! grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian, Four Others Win Maiden Awards For Enterprise by chic2pimp(m): 4:55am On Oct 27, 2010
Give it a few hours then sit back and watch the tribalists take over this thread.
Politics › Re: If Usa Was Nigeria, Today's Papers Headlines Would Read Something Like These- by chic2pimp(m): 3:43am On Oct 27, 2010
Laff Wan Kill Me Die ooooooooooo chei. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Tell Us About Your Marriage by chic2pimp(m): 2:57am On Oct 27, 2010
Absolutely Loff this thread. There are Great and funny aplenty. However there are also sad stories that would make your heart wrench.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The AC Milan Thread: 2021/2022 Serie A Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 11:51pm On Oct 26, 2010
. . . . And here you have it the father of them all. The cheat even did a seizure like motion after landing for full effect . As if that was not enough, he stayed on the ground for what seemed like forever

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This one shows how unremorseful that shameless Nazi was. A quick search for the word 'Diver' in your dictionary would inevitably lead to Kilnsman being used as an example

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Romance › Re: 9ja Girls, I Need Ur Advice ! by chic2pimp(m): 11:15pm On Oct 26, 2010
whiteroses:
have you told her how you felt? what did she say? persistent is the key, one guy asked me out, i'm thinking who will date a freshie straight off the boat from naija, olohumaje! it was close to valentines. one morning, delivery of roses and a card, my heart melted and i agreed. this was 2008 living at the uni halls <3 u dont get much of guys like this
Na wa ooo. Small time now una go dey bash naija men for being too persistent.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Guys Are Cheap, Hungry And Gold Diggers by chic2pimp(m): 11:12pm On Oct 26, 2010
The Idiom 'The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands' rings true in the case. SMH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The AC Milan Thread: 2021/2022 Serie A Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 11:07pm On Oct 26, 2010
Babies my foot. Anyone that thinks Ronaldo is a pro at diving should watch ballack. Dem go no say levels pass levels. Shameless Nazi!!!

Jarolim made even more of a career out of diving. Mention the name Jarolim to any football fan and first thought that pop into his/her head is 'Diving cheat', same can't be said of the Natural born goalscorer called Inzaghi. The less said about Koller the better. Dude should be ashamed of himself. Diving all over the place even with that bulky frame of his.
Romance › Re: She Did'nt Tell Me She Has A Yam Leg. by chic2pimp(m): 10:54pm On Oct 26, 2010
They know themselves.
Romance › Re: She Did'nt Tell Me She Has A Yam Leg. by chic2pimp(m): 10:47pm On Oct 26, 2010
Yorisb:
What has yam legs got to do with tribe? Anu mpama! grin
abioila:
Tribe has got smtn to do wit dis.it's a general fact dat many ibo girls are yamlegged,hardly u see a yoruba or an hausa girl wit yamlegs.note i am not tryin to rubish d image of ibo girls ,it's just dat i can help but say d trut.i dunt just undastand why dey av it,mayb because of 2 much apu or fufu or yellow garri.AMU EKE
Yorisb:
So it's only Igbo girls that eat fufu and yallow garri? Isi agwo!
abioila:
it's only ibo girls dat eats dem in excess.isi buribu!!!
Yorisb:
So u havnt seen/met any Igbo girl that doesn't even eat it @ all or a Yoruba/Hausa girl that can't live witout yellow garri? Amu Ezi!
abioila:
i did not say al d ibo girls i said many.anu malu.
Hehehehehe grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=538879.msg7015564#msg7015564 date=1288080688]
Wtf?!?!?! Smh @ abiola.
[/quote]Don't let it upset you. That is the easiest way to gain notoriety on NL. Most of these retards know that only too well hence you get posts like those.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The AC Milan Thread: 2021/2022 Serie A Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 10:28pm On Oct 26, 2010
I guess it is the same school that thought the likes of Ballack,Jarolim,Valdez and Koller(even with that 6 foot plus frame of his).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by chic2pimp(m): 9:17pm On Oct 26, 2010
BEBESKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! OMO BABA BEBELABI
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by chic2pimp(m): 9:15pm On Oct 26, 2010
Dem take King's cup swear for una? undecided huh huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The AC Milan Thread: 2021/2022 Serie A Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 9:08pm On Oct 26, 2010
FAIL!!! He learnt and perfected the act of diving while playing for Stuttgart.
Culture › Re: Why Do Yoruba Guys Marry Igbo Girls? by chic2pimp(m): 8:48pm On Oct 26, 2010
excanny:
Sharrapp, dia. You want me to start washing Yoruba's dirty linen in public by digging up news items? Like i told oludashmi i just want to speak the truth, not to cause oofeinse.

Yoruba peeps are my people. They schooled me, get it?
I'm sure you are not daft as I think you are. I might be wrong though. I bet in that silly mind of yours you actually believe the crap you wrote is as you call it 'Telling the truth'.

Yoruba are not you peeps!!! Stop claiming the Unclaimable. They don't want you and neither do you need you(or as any yoruba person told you they looking for additional members of the yoruba tribe?). On the 'They Schooled Me' part, you are not the first and you won't be the last. Besides how does that relate to that daft post of yours?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=466959.msg7019899#msg7019899 date=1288118966]My brother, I don't know o.

Yet some of the outrageous stuff I've heard. . .

Yorubas have more divorce cases
Igbos have less divorce cases
Yorubas commit more incest
Igbos that marry Yorubas suffer from inferiority complex
Yorubas commit more despoil
Yorubas can fly

Self-glorifying ppl. . . . I'd have understood this if we atleast have some VALID stats.[/quote]You dey mind dem. As I always say, by their posts you shall know them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The AC Milan Thread: 2021/2022 Serie A Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 8:30pm On Oct 26, 2010
The same way Kilnsman learnt his in the Bundeshyteliga.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Peter Cech Vs Van Der Sar? by chic2pimp(m): 8:25pm On Oct 26, 2010
tkb417:
silly
when someone is awarded the best goalie by those who regulate footie, then what fcking barometer do you need to make an informed judgement
and you want to make me believe ure capable of reasoning without some aid?
As long as those awards are not the only barometer you use to judge a player(this reads true in your pitful case), then that's fine. Those awards can be misleading.
tkb417:
some of you were born to argue like rabid mongrels hence sometimes you forget why ure in the argument
i have stated here Cech is a better goalie as we are but i will not discount VDS's achievement between the sticks
He is an outstanding goalie
. . . . And that is the only thing of note you've said thus far.
StarBoard:
Awards are usually the tie-breaker for arguments like these,even though I must confess,it's not a very accurate yardstick to measure.
I'm tempted to think they really aren't in the same eras.VDS's age and experience (and therefore record of titles-inevitably) might sway the argument in his favour,but Cech is a great goalie.
I actually don't think it would. Me thinks when all is said and done, people would view Cech as the better Goalie.
Culture › Re: Why Do Yoruba Guys Marry Igbo Girls? by chic2pimp(m): 7:43pm On Oct 26, 2010
excanny:
What gets me is that their targets are usually their friends' wives or daughters. They are even known to sleep with their own daughters, which is kind of exclusive to them minus the 'calabars'. They see it as some kind of 'superiority conquest'. It has to be a married woman for the thrill to be achieved. It's publicly encouraged and celebrated. It is further encouraged by the muslim polygamists among your people. I dont want that kind of destiny for my sisters. Yoruba women are used to it and it's fine if they like it.
You sir are an Airhead. . . . . . Or do you have any evidence to show that Incest is exclusive to only the Yoruba and Calabar tribe?

How some can type so much yet fail to say anything meaningful really beats me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The AC Milan Thread: 2021/2022 Serie A Champions! by chic2pimp(m): 6:14pm On Oct 26, 2010
hustler:
Lavezzi became a hot global trending topic last night on Twitter> No doubt he carried Napoli on his back. I have to admit we were lucky from the red card to the saves and missed chances of the Napoli players>>>we could have drawn that game. KPB was impressive and limited the dangerous Hamsik.
He must be s starter from now on. for the showdown against Real Madrid
I also think the red card was harsh however I ain't complaining grin. It was about time we had some sought of luck. On KPB, I have said it times without number, he along with Pirlo should be the first names on the team's sheet(as far as the midfield goes). No other midfielder in the Milan squad gives us as much dynamism as he does.
hustler:
Papa and Nesta showed lack of understanding at the back. MASSIMO ODDO has had his critics from his shabby performances last season including myself but he silenced us albeit with his first game. It was an incredible performance from him.
For milan to stand in with a chance of winning a trophy this season, the central defensive pair of Sandro and Silva must play 90-95% of our matches. It is that simple. Papa from what a saw of him in Genoa will eventually turn out to be a great defender. Also, Training day in day out and learning from the likes of Nesta can only do him a world of good.
hustler:
i still do not know why our attackers harld track back to help out. Is it a counter -tactic from Allegri? Ibra looked out of sorts and Pato was very on and off. We must continue like this when we face juve on Saturday and take d advantage of the absence of Krasic.

Then we prepare for the showdown against Real Madrid

FORZA MILAN
I still have my doubts about the coach using two lazy forward in Dinho and Ibra in his prefered 4-3-3 formation. IMO,Pato and Robinho should always start in Big gaames cuz not only do they give us that extra bit of pace our lethargic frontline lacks, they also do trackback(the same can't be said of Ibra and Dinho). Ibra and dinho should be left to fight it out for the one remaining spot in the frontline.(and on current form, that shirt is Ibras).
Here is hoping we take advantage of Krasic's absence from Juve's team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Peter Cech Vs Van Der Sar? by chic2pimp(m): 5:37pm On Oct 26, 2010
tkb417:
im sure ure not a pederast

Those people you mentioned above, were they best goalkeepers in Europe twice?

LOL

If club trophies should be discounted, what about the award that goes to the best goalie in the continent

Cudicini, Valdes, Dudek and other cretins you mentioned were never the best goalkeepers in Europe

use your head
I'm sure you do know a thing or two about being a pederast especially with the way you keep nibbling at VDS's d1ck tongue


Talking about awards and trophies,I guess we should also call Vitor Baia a great goalie since he has won the european goalie award once. That puts him level with the likes of Casilas and Buffon(who if I may remind you has never won the European cup).

P:S I am not saying awards should not be used to judge a player's ability however using it as the one and only determinator is wrong. That being said, I don't agree with DK's assesment of Vds being an average Goalie. He is a very good goalie however he is not better than Cech.
Politics › Re: 3/4 Of Nigerian Diaspora Lack Insight by chic2pimp(m): 2:24am On Oct 26, 2010
chyz:
ROFLMAO!!!
What should we call this? Or are you now Kobo in disguise? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Peter Cech Vs Van Der Sar? by chic2pimp(m): 2:00am On Oct 26, 2010
tkb417:
SAF won 2 UCL in long years and Ancellotti won 2 UCL in few years of his reign in football

so according to master football aficionado, Ancellotti is a better tactician than SAF
Well a case can be made for Ancelotti being the superior tactician in the European cup.

medjai:
Fulham played in UEFA cup in 2003/2004. They couldnt have finished some few points above the drop zone and played in Europe.
vdS left for Fulham because he fell behind Buffon at Juve. Once a gk becomes 2nd choice, its hard to get a good transfer. Carlo Cudicini is a good example. He was highly rated when he was Chelsea's 1st choice but once he fell behind Cech, it was the end for him. He could only move to a lesser Spurs. The same fate will likely befall Shay Given whose name will still be in the mix when the best gks in Europe are mentioned.
Wrong. VDS left Juve cuz he was simply not good enough.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Peter Cech Vs Van Der Sar? by chic2pimp(m): 1:45am On Oct 26, 2010
StarBoard:
And after all the clangers,he's won two Champion's League titles with different clubs.He must be really bad.
Like someone said earlier,let's wait till Cech is 40 before we make this comparison.
Giovanni Galli and Victor Valdes both won two European cups so I guess they must be really great.
Why should we wait when we already know who the better Goalie Is?

tkb417:
so he only played in Juventus where he dropped clanger after clanger?

hahahaha

he was the best goalie in europe in 2 seasons,
1995 and 2009. In 2009, how old was VDS compared with cech? was Cech suffering from mid life crisis that a 39 year old man would win the best goalie in europe
Nope. He has also dropped howlers playing for his national team. The Juve ones were just more noticeable(that being said, goalies are bound to make a mistake or two over their career span). VDS's age and what not is not the issue being discusssed here. Whether Cech is the better Goalie Is theissue being discussed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Peter Cech Vs Van Der Sar? by chic2pimp(m): 9:56am On Oct 25, 2010
medjai:
have you seen Cech's performances outside Chelsea? He single handedly eliminated Czech republic from Euro '08. Look at the numerous blunders he committed last season
Van Der Sar is no saint either. Ever wondered why Juve sold him to off Fulham in the first place and got Gigi? That's cuz he kept dropping clanger after clanger.
Crime › Re: Another Nigerian Kid Shot Dead - London No Place To Raise Your Children ? by chic2pimp(m): 4:17am On Oct 25, 2010
olafolarin:
Kids with Bad character are seriously scolded by the entire society.In this case i mean such kids will be avoided by either their mates and/or their parents.
Most of what we see as bad character in Nigeria is nothing compared to kniving,violence or outright murder going on in these "civilised" world.
Take off your rose tinted glasses mate,  . . . . Are you trying to tell me there is no knifiing,violence and outright murder in nigeria?


[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=538189.msg7007955#msg7007955 date=1287975837]What is the proof, I have not seen it o.  sad

Not UK's term for "college", she's talking about college/university.[/quote]Keep telling yourself that you hia.Like last night wasn't enough proof  winksmiley


My Bad.My points still stand though.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=538189.msg7007966#msg7007966 date=1287976339]My e-lovers Honerico and OmoIbo are around, so dunno the lil handsome thingymajug you are talking about, i am still a tear rubber fagin lipsrsealed You can still bring the money though cool



Ouch, those kids and their razor laced mouth cheesy


One old woman was telling me "and they say kids are misbehaving, why wouldn't they misbehave when it is when they are still in the belly their mama dey wear small top wey no cover the belly dey expose their pregnancy to the world" lol grin





See utter disresket angry Awon omo aye isinyi ma go oh, at least this one should have let me go to sleep and continue doing Mummy and daddy with Chamosexy, before climbing tree and be throwing stones at my daighter ileke-idi's window to sneak her out of the house for a midnight drive down sunset boulevard to go study at the Library followed by night vigil in Church angry angry angry Anyway i shouldn't complain, at least i raised my studious and Godfearing and daughter ileke-idi right unlike that Mama Rashidat down the road cheesy[/quote]Chei e ma biinu ma ooo cheesy. I have come to rquest Ile Idi's hand in marriage oooo grin.
Crime › Re: Another Nigerian Kid Shot Dead - London No Place To Raise Your Children ? by chic2pimp(m): 4:01am On Oct 25, 2010
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=538189.msg7007941#msg7007941 date=1287975156]Bamo, learn to compare like for like, this ain't about university levels or college levels, but kids age 7-18 in UK and their poor quality of life that is cheaper than pure water, dissaffected youth with hardly any sense of direction. Kids for whom the way out is getting pregnant to get council flats or dabbling into drugs to make a fast buck or getting featured on x-factor undecided  Kids engaging in postcode (zipcode) turf war - you get killed for tresspassing undecided N.E.E.T with N.F.A'S undecided


And if you look at the topic again, there's no way this can be trashed out without reference to NID'S AND NIN'S[/quote]But college kids fall within that age bracket, don't they?

Besides, no one is saying that the situation in the U.K is picture perfect but believe you me it is 100 times better than what we have in Nigeria. Also I think some of the things you listed above i.e Zip code turf war are grossly overexaggerated.
Crime › Re: Another Nigerian Kid Shot Dead - London No Place To Raise Your Children ? by chic2pimp(m): 3:53am On Oct 25, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=538189.msg7007930#msg7007930 date=1287974836]Yes, me and mines truly were at it last night. But how did YOU find out? stalker! cool tongue


NO THREAD DERAILING. grin[/quote]More like Loverbwoi cool. . . . . . *Whistles rather delightfully* I know you like it wink.



Speak for yourself oooo sugbo tongue. You call derailing, I call it enhancing smiley smiley.

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