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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by chichi234(f): 5:31pm On Nov 13, 2018
Religion / Re: Canaanland Ota In Pictures by chichi234(f): 10:38pm On Nov 11, 2018
frowland:

25 billion USD is a fraction of 1.2 trillion? I have to stop coming to politics section as most people who comment here are either kids or out of touch with reality.

You are the kid here. He said 1.2trillion is a fraction of what has been spent so far.
Family / Re: I Have Never Had An Orgasm. by chichi234(f): 9:35am On Nov 08, 2018
luxy44:
You are the problem, you are not sincere about it. Sex is meant to be enjoyed. Don't fake orgasm. Carry your husband along so you guys can work it out together. Communication in marriage is important, even during sexual activities.
Moreover madam, learn how to relax when you guys are "doing" it. Don't get nervous or unnecessarily anxious. Tell him how you feel at every thrust, so he can know if he is getting it right or not. Lies or faking it can't do it....

I think I agree with you... I guess I have a lot of inhibitions. E.g. I cant give head nor receive. It's disgusting. I can't initiate sex I'm just reclusive when it comes to sex
Family / Re: I Have Never Had An Orgasm. by chichi234(f): 9:31am On Nov 08, 2018
Zoharariel:


The problem is that once you untie your wrapper, pull your panties & spread your legs apart, your husband just dive in without first turning on the necessary hormonal switch which triggers orgasm.

It is just like coming back from work at night and unlocking the door to your apartment - and then on entry, you're complaining that you can't find your way into the bedroom because you can't see.

For you to find your way into the bedroom, you need to flick on the switch to turn on the lights - else, you might bruise or break your leg by hitting it against the wall or centre table while groping through the darkness in your bid to get to the bedroom.

Now, this is the 21st century. The primitive way our ancestors were used to having their intercourse is different from the modern day ways due to our exposure.

For you to experience orgasm, you & your husband must cultivate a habit of indulging in mindblowing & erotic pre-intimacy for atleast 20 minutes before inserting the curved lamba into the wet slippery & odoriferous fanny. grin

The funny thing is that my husband believes in pre-intimacy. I'm always the one who will say it's ok after like 5mins and let's just have the sex.
Family / Re: I Have Never Had An Orgasm. by chichi234(f): 8:50am On Nov 08, 2018
Vega100:


Discreet is the magic word. wink wink

Oloshi

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Family / Re: I Have Never Had An Orgasm. by chichi234(f): 7:45am On Nov 08, 2018
Vega100:

what did I do aunty? I was only trying to help. angry angry sad wink

So I should leave my husband for you... You try
Family / Re: I Have Never Had An Orgasm. by chichi234(f): 7:00am On Nov 08, 2018
arrestdarrester:
Did you undergo circumcision as a girl? If no, the problem is mostly psychological.

No I wasn't circumcised
Family / Re: I Have Never Had An Orgasm. by chichi234(f): 6:57am On Nov 08, 2018
Vega100:

send a PM to me... Giving women orgasm is my Subspecialty , I'm adept at it. 30mins with me makes your life turn around..

I shall be waiting your pm..... We are going to be very discreet so no worries..
you must be silly

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Family / I Have Never Had An Orgasm. by chichi234(f): 12:20am On Nov 08, 2018
I am a married woman but ever since I got married I have never had an orgasm. I married as a virgin. I don't really enjoy sex that much. My husband think I orgasm whenever we have sex but it's a lie because I normally fake it.

Pls I need help.

Am I the one with problems or my husband
Family / Re: Please Help!!! I Am Married, But I Only Have Sex 15 Times In A Year! by chichi234(f): 8:12pm On Jan 28, 2016
TheArchangel:
Let me teach you how to do it babe.
My tips (these are what has worked for me; results will vary; ask him; etc.):

Be enthusiastic. If you're acting like you'd rather be doing something else, he's going to catch on.
Drink some water ahead of time so that there will be more spit in your mouth.
Use the extra spit as lube to also incorporate a hand. Try to find a rhythm with this. Move both your mouth and hand at the same time.
Suck on the head/lick it while using your hand on the shaft.
If he keeps his eyes open, make a little eye contact.
Play with yourself a little bit.
Take him as deep as you can, but don't make yourself uncomfortable doing it.
Pay attention to each part: head, shaft (top side, underside, and both sides), and balls. I've been told to not suck on the balls themselves as much, but more the skin. This may not be true for your guy and he may not even want ball play, so ask him.
Again, be enthusiastic.
Coming back......

God does not approve of this unnatural action. The mouth was not made for sex.

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Family / Re: Please Help!!! I Am Married, But I Only Have Sex 15 Times In A Year! by chichi234(f): 1:35pm On Jan 28, 2016
asadike:
That's too poor biko. Hope u guys are compatible on bed? How attractive and neat do u look? have u tried seducing him and creating d artmosphere whenever u want sex? Does he have a medical problem? Nne, there's a problem somewhere, find it and if u couldnt, trust me another girl out there is riding him hard and giving him correct mouth action

I dont do mouth action. I will vomit
Family / Re: Please Help!!! I Am Married, But I Only Have Sex 15 Times In A Year! by chichi234(f): 11:08am On Jan 28, 2016
xpac01:

Are you for real You mean outta 24hrs in a day 30days in a month and 365 days, as in three hundred and sixty five days in a year you only get laid 15times by your hubby? Now this is you kidding me :->

Yes
Politics / Re: Otti Sends Condolence Message To Ikpeazu (photo) by chichi234(f): 9:40am On Jan 28, 2016
nwadiuko1:
he is not polished,but a fool for not according the governor the required courtesy.......he should address okezie as " his excellency, the executive governor of Abia state " anyway he and his charlatans in Abia know they have no chance......the rivers judgement should be an eye opener that the Supreme Court is no like like the the appeal court where tinubu holds sway or where he can bribe the judges.....they say he has money, let him try again in 2023......foolish money launderer
Everything na Tinubu
Family / Please Help!!! I Am Married, But I Only Have Sex 15 Times In A Year! by chichi234(f): 9:39am On Jan 28, 2016
I am married told my hubby we dont have sex often as we should but he disagree.If I record the number times i have sex in a year. I am sure its not more than 15 times. I am fed up what do i do.
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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chichi234(f): 6:20pm On Jan 18, 2016
Just ignore peterichy. He loves bear market he makes money by losing money.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chichi234(f): 5:28pm On Jan 15, 2016
I think GTbank is going to 7.8
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chichi234(f): 10:46am On Jan 14, 2016
Born2berich:
I am buying with truck load of cash...Opportunities comes only once smiley

Mention 5 solid stocks to buy now
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chichi234(f): 3:06pm On Jan 07, 2016
Buhari's anti corruption crusade is affecting the market. No more stolen funds to invest in the market
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chichi234(f): 9:09am On Jan 07, 2016
To know the latest oil prices, Google PETERiCHY

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chichi234(f): 4:39pm On Jan 06, 2016
PETERICHY is now synonymous with Low Oil price news

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Romance / Re: Why You Should Stop Watching Pornography & Masturbating by chichi234(f): 12:50pm On Jan 05, 2016
I masturbate everyday

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Politics / Re: Is Donald Trump The Anti Christ? by chichi234(f): 3:21pm On Jan 03, 2016
Shebi una dey expect anti Christ
Politics / Re: FFK: Hell Will Let Loose If El-zakzaky, Kanu Or Dasuki Is Murdered In Custody by chichi234(f): 7:57am On Jan 03, 2016
For those of you saying has he convicted by court of law ask yourself this. USA goes to Pakistan and Afghanistan to bomb and kill terrorists. Those who are bombed are they convicted by court of law?

Dasuki zakzaky and Kanu are terrorists and enemies of the state

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Politics / 5 Reasonable Things I Expect From Buhari by chichi234(f): 7:52pm On Jan 01, 2016
Stabilisation of the Naira.

Improvement in Power

Rehabilitation of Roads

Initiation of high speed train from Lagos Ibadan to abuja to kano Lagos to Calabar

Refining 70% of Nigeria oil needs
Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo Is The Highest Goal Scorer In England In 2015 by chichi234(f): 12:29pm On Dec 29, 2015
The highest goal score are Lukaku and Vardy with 15 goals.
Ighalo has 14 goals

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Politics / Re: See What Happens If Nigeria Does It Like China (pic) - Cramjones by chichi234(f): 11:49am On Dec 28, 2015
cramjones:
An important wake up call: lalasticlala seun obinoscopy ishilove

Maybe you should write a book called how Religious leaders are under developing Nigeria. Its in my mind to write one day.
God gave us brain,yet we are waiting for a miracle.

By December 31 those useless pastors will organize useless crossover night vigil with some dunces in attendance.
Praying for stupid leaders, praying God should solve our problems.

If you are a Christian, God has solved your only problem, lost paradise, by sending Jesus to die so you might have everlasting life. I am sorry to say, all other problems, we have to solve by ourselves. God will not come down to improve our agricultural yields neither will he tar our roads,nor give us light.

Pastors are deceiving gullible Nigerians. I refused to be deceived.

Lagos Ibadan express road is supposed to be filled with industries and farms are filled with prayer grounds,fighting the devil.

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Politics / Re: Remove Subsidy, Stimulate Infrastructure, Tinubu Tells Buhari Read More by chichi234(f): 9:24pm On Dec 18, 2015
Tinubu was against it in 2012

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Politics / Re: Remove Subsidy, Stimulate Infrastructure, Tinubu Tells Buhari Read More by chichi234(f): 8:08pm On Dec 18, 2015
I agree
Politics / Remove Subsidy, Stimulate Infrastructure, Tinubu Tells Buhari Read More by chichi234(f): 7:58pm On Dec 18, 2015
The National leader of All Progressives Congress (APC), and former governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu has asked President Muhammadu Buhari to remove fuel subsidy without further delay.
Speaking at the 10th memorial anniversary of late Bala Usman, Tinubu said, with the removal of subsidy, the money can be used to feed school children with the country’s local products, promote agriculture and create jobs.

Tinubu said there were too many demons in the subsidy system, adding that “It is better that we remove it and spend the money to save the people instead of expend the people to save the money.”

The APC national leader noted that if Bala Usman was to be alive, he would have equally called for immediate removal of the subsidy, adding that, “What I have said here is more than talk. It is a call to action”.

Tinubu said, “In a perfect world, I wish we could sanitize the subsidy regime and thus continue with it. However, I have reached the conclusion that there are too many demons in the system for that hell to be turned into heaven.

“It is better that we remove it, not for the purpose of saving money but to use the money more wisely that we might better save the people. Let us begin a process of a thoughtful, but decisive subsidy phase-out.

“While this is occurring, we should simultaneously phase in social programs benefiting the poorest, most vulnerable among us. Programmes such as transportation subsidies, school feeding, improved basic medical care and coverage for the poor, and potable water projects are some of the things that can be done with the same funds.

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/remove-subsidy-stimulate-infrastructure-tinubu-tells-buhari/125009.html#ikSxTID27DSTwgYM.99
Culture / Exchange Rates: Euro 288Naira;Dollar 275 Naira; Pound 405Naira by chichi234(f): 7:00pm On Dec 17, 2015
Exchange rates: Euro now 288 Dollar now 275 Pound 405

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