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Nice drawings thumbs up

danasjoe1:
chichilolo1 kindly return my charger or else

complete am now

danasjoe1:
chichilolo1 I don dey suspect you say u get hand for the disappearance of the charger

lol you no know say you dey public forum anything can happen

....and name checkers were disappointed

danasjoe1:
Abeg who see my pin mouth charger

Na mouth pin na him I see oo

Punishment ko punishment ni

He who has found a wife has found a good thing[b][

Portugal and England are the European versions of Nigeria

Beautifully handsome couple[img][/img]

Handsomely intelligent

Name checkers hw market now

kushma:
She no fine oooo

you were dey tok you fine?

Psalms 90:2 gives answer.The scripture says in part "From everlasting to everlasting you are God ".Jehovah God has no beginning.

A 25year old man should not be angry if his father scolds him because one day he will also scold his son...This 25yr old na idiot in fact mumu.He will receive the worst scolding in prison

Spaxon:
1. You see identical twins, you
still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
.
2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the
neighborhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask
me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
.
3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am
'you no
well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how
to vomit.
.
4. You just wake up from sleep
person come ask you "you don wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I go
chop for dream.
.
5. You see woman wey born new
pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh,
she
buy am
for OLX...
.
6. You greet person "good
morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin
you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
.
7. My guy ask me "O boy where u
dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd
him ask me "Wat is happening
there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*
.
8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out
and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new gateman...
.
9. I dey watch film… my guy enta
come ask me "Guy na film u dey
watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...
.
10.U see me dey chop indomie
come dey ask me, O boy, na
indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread.

wetin this one dey talk

eme1n:
Because God blessed me with a Big D!CK I should walk around naked??

what has Dick got to do with the topic

E be like say na pre-wedding pics,baby shower and flaunting of newborn babies dey reign this days

See them broom legs...The looters of our economy

Wike the sacker

The first time I heard this name I thought He was an American senator...He has a good heart

rhema4u:
They should storm the office of the Dean of Students Affairs since the VC's office is no longer in Town Campus. A lot of things are not done well in that school and people just behave as if it doesn't concern them. Where's the SUG? UniUyo my UniUyo a.k.a University of Ikpa Road!

This vc's tenure will expire this yr let's hope a new vc will bring more changes

Wike,fayose and Ambode the most popular governors in Nigeria

yang:
The cost of senility and the problem of a dullard who cannot pass WAEC. "I consider he will pass . . ."

you that passed where is your certificate

EVILFOREST:
Can He READ

you can you see??

rhema4u:
When I was in UniUyo, PreFab caught fire and I guess it was because of an electrical appliance. Then they built Hall 3B with blocks all through. It was with woods. I am not surprised if electricity caused this too.

Uniuyo no they try at all almost all the rooms in each hostel have faulty sockets

Tallesty1:
Even the Jehova Witnesses cannot convince me to sleep on the first floor.

what has this post got to do with Jehovah's witnesses

Bamz:
But not their lives

Cheer up sweets.

thanks so much

My two colleagues were affected...it was their that was burnt...she said the fire was caused by a faulty socket in the room

The room that was burnt was my colleagues room they lost everything... So so pathetic

He shouldn't hv gone alone since the woman had been trying to seduce him

The boy is psychotic...idiot

That girl was supposed to concentrate on her studies and not date at that age