MuamarGaddaffi:
This oyibo people self, what exactly does she mean by"he was the most animated child I’ve ever met"?

Expressive

Twist your brain..

Martians own Waffi. Mcheeww...

mrZENographer:


Chai. U pass. 5/10

KashyBaby:
Lol..what is Honda wear?

Honda wear = Underwear

nnapal:
what is d meaning of lol.

Laugh Out Loud

Nuella222:
GP nko? First time mums always use it on NL. My GP dis her GP dat. What's d full meaning?

General Practitioner

Just register new account

Well all I have to say is,,,

If you believe this fake news, you truly deserve your fate.

JohnnyNY:
OP u don chop indomie mixed with igbo

Abi mix with yoruba

If you have to ask it is most probably a scam!

baslone:


How did they know all these? Did the bombers leave a note beside the bomb?

It was a tip-off per the article. Maybe they captured one Boko Haram who squealed.

I have never seen monkey lay down rail track before.

A colony of hornets made their home on a wooden statue. The face of the statue became a part of the nest. See the pics.

Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/richardhjames/this-hornets-nest-will-haunt-your-dreams-forever

GreenWhiteGreen:


You don see abino lion b4 ? Chai

Why not?

I think Arabs dislike left hand also.

Na wa. Look @ that fat girl lying on top of that innocent guy like that.

Important: The baby is not dead! That is just a rumour spread by unscrupulous social media.

Story below from a Uganda newspaper:

Following reports that the two-year old baby seen in a video being tortured by a maid has passed on, we went down to work. And our investigations led us to the identity of the maid, her victim and her master. Read on.

The two year-old is seen terribly tortured by a maid we have ably identified as Jolly Tumuhiirwe, 22, a born of Rukungiri District. We have also identified the toddler's father as Erick Kamanzi, a loaded staff at a reputable NGO in Kampala who released the video yesterday mid-morning.

The video captured by interior security cameras early last week at Kamanzi's home of Naalya, reveals a breath-taking story where Tumuhiirwe is trying to feed the baby. The baby, whom we have established was sick at the time, exhibits difficulty in coping with the rough and speedy rate at which Tumuhiirwe fed her.

Tumuhiirwe then turns to the porridge and started eating it. But the tot could not contain the stuffed food down her throat. She threw up dreadfully. This invited Tumuhiirwe's wrath. She landed a hot slap on the kid before throwing her off the sofa, her face kissing the floor. She remained there for a few seconds before Tumuhiirwe followed.

Using a rechargeable torch, she clobbered her severely. Not done, she started kicking her and stepping on her back in turns. She finally gave her the last kick which sent her silent and unable to move. Tumuhiirwe then picked the baby like by one hand and vanished in the next room.

Father Arrested

According to family sources, Kamanzi last week came home and found some bruises on the baby's hind. He did not ask what happened but he hastily went to review the cameras which, he had taken long to monitor. This was last Saturday November 15th 2014.

The Video

What he saw is what we have relayed above and uploaded on the video herein. Raged to the marrow, Kamanzi bounced on Tumuhiirwe and clobbered her to pulp. Done with it, he turned to tend to the baby as Tumuhiirwe ran to police where, she reported an assault case against her Master Kamanzi.

The Kiwatule police swung into action, raided Kamanzi's home and arrested him. He promptly confessed to the charge before he was dragged to cells. After cooling down, Kamanzi asked the Cops to look at what made him clobber the maid. A mere look at the video changed the cops' stance and released Kamanzi.

Speaking to the investigator today, police chief spokesman CP Fred Enanga confirmed that Tumuhiirwe's case had been taken over by the events. Reading the file number as CRB 1346/14 of Kiira Road, Enanga said Tumuhiirwe was yesterday charged under Anti-torture Act at Nakawa Court.

But Enanga hastily adds that police are contemplating on revising the charge and upgrade it to attempted murder. He said the Tumuhiirwe will re-appear in Court on December 8th 2014. Efforts to get hints on the baby's mother were futile as family sources maintained silence on the question.

We have however established that Kamanzi is married to a beautiful Rwandese babe Angella whose reasons to stay away from her baby yet she doesn't work, remains suspect. But this is another story for another day. It is said Tumuhiirwe was at the home for only three months.

Source: http://investigator.co.ug/crime/4346-maid-tortured-baby-identified,-still-alive.html

Smh 4 Nigerians. It is not a fake. The man has already told the story of the trip to Austria here:

http://newsrescue.com/kanu-ogbonnaya-the-bike-enthusiast-who-rode-from-nigeria-to-europe-and-back/

It is very long with a lot of picture evidence. He crossed from Morocco to Europe on a ferry.

AndyBoomba:
Seun

Haba, you no need to see oga Shegun for this small thing. You can follow this simple instructions:

Step 1: Make note of the email you used to register your Nairaland account. If you don't know click on "Edit Profile."
Step 2: Make sure you can log in to that your email.
Step 3: Log out of your Nairaland account.
Step 4: Go to Nairaland homepage again and click on "Login."
Step 5: See where it says "Reset Your Password". Type your email there and click on "Submit."
Step 6: Log in to your email and read the email auto-sent by Nairaland server. There is a link. Click on it.
Step 7: Follow the instructions in the email....

Go to sleep now jor! You don't want to be tired on your first day. Congrats on the job...

He and her? She and his? Abi?

Fake story sha

1one:

Alright.. True


I just put another one

Come give it a shot before Ishilove steals the win again for the ladies

I will try to get to it soonest I will have to follow u though

1one:


What did you get?.. Lol

I didn't see your answer

There is only the corr-etc answer na. Why did I have to put my own when Ishilove already did so?

armadeo:
2nd letter A ... HeArt.

I had brAin...

I get it.

Bloggers!! @OP I have nude pic of your own moda wey I go publish if you don't stop immediately with this your constant lies.

lepasharon: This is satire right?

Correct.