I have done my part let God take control of the rest process

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Mynd_44:
GEJ cannot issue him a sack letter, it is impossible and void. If you want a CBN governor out, you need the president and 2/3 of the senate else, he stays.

. If the president want him to resign or leave the office within 24hours he will do just that. He does not need the recommendation of the senate but rather the senate needs his approval if they were to sack the governor.

@farano:
9 yrs? Hope u guyz have done d blood test.. HIV test, Gynotype/phenotype test

Nice one .. We av not done it

Nutase: Give her belle.

given her belle is not morally rite na

cupidora: A friend of mine did her introduction lately... She dicussed wit her bf about wat he should come along with when coming for the intro. She suggested just wine and some dry fish 'll do since we there's alot where he comes from. He brought more stuff tho,g.oil since it was prior 2 xmas n it'll b needed 4 d cooking n all, n a sch.bag 4her brother... Just talk 2ur gf,what she thinks 'll b appreciated in the house or a basic need of some sort,bear in mind tho dat an intro is not a trad,marriage wher u have more explicit requirements 2meet.

Thank you

Go_n_Die: You're a very stvpid man. An Igbo to be precised is asking such question. Haven't you seen people get married according to tradition, like you've never been to your village all your life? If you were born and brought up in Nigeria then you must be sick!

Oga go n die ... We r nt fighting na... If I new it I won't ask

Super Story... dear pastor kindly face ur ministry and remove ur eyes from politics. In summary what u mean is dat GEJ should nt go for 2nd term

Since d MIL n d hubby r God's d MIL could av told his son dat when he his about to ejaculate he should release it on d bed then take his time to look for a male chromosome n inset it in d wife V to be sure of a Male child.. Mtchwee yeye they smell seriously

Are u a learner? Its original scam FYI

kamez: Blame it on the cost of getting a land in those areas.. Would u buy land for 50millio, build a house and rent it out for 500k per annum? How many centuries would it take u to recoup ur capital? Remember real estate is a business and like every oda buisness, the aim is to start making profit ad quickly as possible

I appreciate ur point but d demand for such property by d majority is not dia. In business most time turnover counts, volume. 90% or more cannot afford what u r producing which mean u will one day fold up or be forced to sell @ a much lower price to stimulate demand for rent. Because of greed from all parties in nigeria every thing in nigeria is over priced n over valued. May be their late fore fathers will resurrect and leave in those beautiful nonsense mansion

Treat a woman nice n u will get the best from her heart. Give her confident, protect n listen to her n u will never regret having her by ur side. Guys stop being dominant always seek to understand then be understood. truly guys r d issue

[qu :Dote author=jmoore]Because when the guy asks for sex and the lady refuses, his face will look like that of a he-goat(Mkpi).

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[b][/b]Very funny.. I they laugh

What about dose who are yet to know dia status whether they were successful or not?

Be wise to the advice u receive from peeps...I am confident this will help also and it those not cost much n mostly neglected by we all it cures anything its call <CHERRED BUTTER> in igbo language its called <ORI>.Kindly watch your activities. Get well soon

itiav: The waiting is over!
Just got a mail from recruitment.nbplc@heineken.com.thanking me for taking time in participating in the test.
Saying my scores did not enable me to be considered for the next stage due to large number of candidates thereby resulting to a high competition.
Fellow hopefuls,the worst is over,it can only get better!

Its well okay.

morley411: Baba God pls help me,this should be my very last aptitude test. work force we dey wait for una o

thou I'm a sinful person but I pray to benefit from the mercy of God to make this test my last too Amen

I am a case study of this write up... But I have learn to take my disappointment in good faith because God knows about my disappointments and appointments. I leave u with this Disappointment is another way of ushering God blessing in our life

Foxy_Flow: I wanted to skip writing something today but I just couldn't, not with the way my mind is right now. Don't get it wrong, I am not in a mind battle. No way. I am just in a mind battle concerning what other people think and how they behave when they encounter problems. I have seen most of them and right now, this words are for them.

I have done things in my life, though I am not old, I can say I have seen things. Things that would make your blood stick together and stop its journey to your heart. Yeah, I have seen the good, the bad and the ugly. In fact, I should be named Clint Eastwood.

I have also had friends. True friends, fake ones and friends who are just there. Friendship is a wonderful experience because it gives you something to look forward to daily and something to think about in the night when going to bed. Well, I have had them all but I am not talking about my friends here. I am talking about their stance and hearts.

We all encounter problems in this life, we all have many questions we would like to ask. We all want one thing or another which is not forthcoming. Some of us still cling to that thing called "hope" while others feel it is baseless living.

What do you live for when nothing seems to be working for you? Why do you go ahead and try new things when you know you will end up failing? Why do you do evil and expect good things to follow you? Why would you disobey your parents and at the end seek their blessings? Why would you ever blame God?

Why should we blame God? I still can't fix my mind on that aspect. Why would I wanna blame God? He gave me a life, allowed me to live it as I please and when I end up destroying myself, I turn round and start blaming God? The very nature of human. Seeking for who to put the blame on. If you put that blame on your mother, father, brother or friend, the person will be there to answer you or point out your error. So why don't you just put it on God?

Put your trust on him for he cares for you. Does blaming God sounds like putting your trust on him? NOPE!!! Now people take the extra-ordinary step of saying God doesn't exist and then put the whole happening in this world on some cosmic forces. Now I laugh at this part. Why would I say God doesn't exist, that some energies exploded and earth took form?

Why would I want to study ancient texts that points out that humans originated from apes? If really we did originate from monkeys per say and the monkeys are our closest cousins, why aren't we strong? A chimpanzee has the strength of 10 men combined. Haaaaaa... We evolved from them for crying out loud. We are supposed to be SUPER-APES. That's just the truth but here we are, saying God doesn't exist.

Because you can't feel, smell or push something doesn't mean that that thing doesn't exist. If you can believe that voodoo (black fetish juju) can harm you, why can't you believe that some super power can save you?

Who is deceiving who? You or the thoughts you have that runs through your mind? Why do you keep saying "O God!!" when ever you encounter something. And why do you always have the desire to pray when the going gets tough?

Humans are really the architects of their wahalas so they should start learning to take blames for things that befalls them. There is a reason behind every action you know....

Thanks....

Attai...

Nice write up...I

That why I respect UBA ...always adhering to regulations

caseless: Remain steadfast and you shall get there!
Wait oo, is it always about working in a bank? This(bank job) is where u get tied up to a job and hardly have time for yourself. Get some capital , with ur marketing skills, i'm sure u can do well if u are able to set up any business of ur choice. You can be self-employed, bro!

Thanks bro but I don't have such capital to start up some thing mean full.

I am John this is part of my appraisal of my failure this year and I am still believing God Almighty for his divine favour this year. I was doing well with UBA as a trainee late last year when I scored 82% in my Banking operation test which qualified me to be part of the marketing trainee. which on the job marketing job aspect I was successful but in the marketing test which was were my woes, my failure started from this year. I made a 54% which on cumulative is above 60%. As stated on my training contract offer. Because of my inability to meet 60% in marketing test I was withdrawn from the banking school. Having pleaded for a show of empathy but it was declined by mgt. It has being hell since then thou after a why I have to put myself together dust my CV. To search for other opportunities. I got with Sammply Ltd. A publicity firm which I declined in February. I later applied and was called upon for test @ UBA on the 28th of march which I was successful, did their interview on the 1st June an was successful but up till now I have never being called for medicals because I am 28year by july 8. So automatically I cannot continue the recruitment process. I wrote to the DMD and sent the mail through UPS to apply for age waiver but to no avail. To remain relevant I have attended serials of career development training the most pronounced one the Employability and enterprising training Organised by After School graduated Development Centre in collaboration with the Lagos State Governor. I have Study online to belong a Certified Negotiation Specialist TNSB. I have passion for Sales in the Banking or FMCG industry. My advice to all please any opportunity before you don't miss use it. Remain stead fast in prayers and always rely on God for success.
I am not a good story teller but what I have put down is real. God see us all through.

Its called Creativity not copied.

For those that have done sales test with flourmill kindly help us with likely test format for us to prepare well and be successful like you guys thank u ukonujohn29@gmail.com

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CONOCO PHILLIPS OIL COMPANY

24 Shell Road,

Finima,Bonny Island,

Rivers State.

Help Line: 07059604426

Website:

http://www.conocophillips.com 
 
2nd September , 2013 Dear  xxxxxx my name withheld :                                                        JOB OFFER FOR CONOCO PHILLIPS  TRAINING PROGRAMME From the desk (HR) human resource relations department of CONOCO PHILLIPS OIL COMPANY ,we wishes you the very best of this season as you prepare to give out your services to this firm,you are among the forth batch of employees to be employed in this firm for the year as we have branches in almost all the continents of the globe , this employment vacancy after screening is only open to (Forty)40 carefully selected candidates online 31 offline, while the remaining candidates are expatriates from various countries in other to meet up with the current trend of competition in the oil and gas sector. We have received your resume application, which has passed through screening and was confirmed suitable,you have been confirm capable of working with our company, we hereby present to you the soft copy of your Appointment Notification Letter which proofs that you have been employed to work with CONOCO PHILLIPS OIL COMPANY as we employ candidates based on four core values namely Productivity, Talent, Ambitions and Character and we expect all our candidates to exhibit these Core values. This is an Affirmation that your  Qualifications where found fairly and suitably qualified for the requirements from CONOCO PHILLIPS OIL COMPANY. To ensures that any candidate coming to work with us is legally and officially cleared by the companies safety department you are kindly required to provide the copies of  the below requirement on or before 14th of September,2013.REQUIREMENTS1.      Photocopies of Academic Certificate.2.      HSE Competent 3 Certificate .3.      2 copies of Sized Photo Passport.4.      NEBOSH General Certificate. All the above requirements must be submitted to the below company address in person or through courier
CONOCO PHILLIPS OIL COMPANY24 Shell Road,Finima,Bonny Island,Rivers State.Help Line: 07059604426Website: http://www.conocophillips.com    
 
THE PROGRAMMEThe CONOCO PHILLIPS OIL COMPANY training programme will last for 6months ,the training programme will be academically challenging and intensive with many practical assignments and evening work. Continuous assessment and appraisals of trainees will take place during the period of training. The programme is divided into five disciplines as follows:1.      Electrical/Operations (Ref. ELECT.1)2.      Mechanical/Operations (Ref. MECH.2)3.      Instrumentation/Operations (Ref. INSTR.3)4.      Accounting (Ref.ACCT.4)5.      Marketing (Ref .MARKTN.4)The CP/2 programme is City and Guild accredited, and on successful completion graduands shall be awarded the City and Guild of London Institute Certificate, in addition to the CONOCO PHILLIPS OIL COMPANY Certificate of attendance. 
TRAINEE NUMBER
Your assigned trainee number for the 2013 CONOCO PHILLIPS OIL COMPANY training programme is RS19049. SALARY /BENEFIT As per the company policy, you'll be eligible to receive the following beginning on your hire date/resumption date.Salary:  Monthly starting salary of  N300,000(Three hundred thousand naira monthly)Training Bonus:  N30,000 (Thirty thousand naira monthly).Accommodation: CONOCO PHILLIPS OIL COMPANY provides free accommodation to all trainees/employee. Complete details will be found in the appointment letter to be sent to you on confirmation of your documents.
 
RESUMPTION DATE
The resumption date for the  CONOCO PHILLIPS OIL COMPANY training programme is on the 14th of October, 2013. 
EMPLOYMENT DOCUMENTS
 
After the submission and confirmation of all the above listed documents, Your Duties And Responsibility ( Job Profile ) Will be handed Over To You along With The hard copy Of Your Appointment Letter  via dhl courier service to all the confirmed candidates. So ensure you submit all the listed requirements on or before the 14th of September, 2013. As failure will result to the cancellation of appointment.  
If you need any clarification or any help on the submission of any of the requirements contact the below person. Contact Person:  Mr. Adiele Jude Phone: 08147352097 
 
We at  CONOCO PHILLIPS OIL COMPANY  hope that you'll accept this job offer and look forward to welcoming you aboard. Sincerely,David BabatundeHiring Coordinator, Human Resources.Conoco Phillips Oil Company.
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Pls house is this scam TOTAL Cheq: hereby invites you for an Interview as a trainee..24//07/13 @ 6akinbayode, Str. (Oye Plaza) opp susan martins, papa Ajao, Mushin, Lagos.
Ur reply will be highly appreciated thanks

dimmy8sure: pls house i just received a text message now from total cheq for a test and interview @6,Akinbayode Street,Oye Plaza,Papa Ajao,Mushin-Lagos. pls any person in the house got same text? and what is this company into cos i do nt seem to remember wen and hw i applied for the position of a Graduate Trainee. ur response will be highly appreciated

What time were u asked to come.

When is another test coming up for diamond bank...information ministers plS don't fail to update me Thank u all.

Tee swift: For those of us that are still waiting for Aptitude test, interviews , medical test etc in UBA and needs to be employed on time. U can try VLA(viclawrence consulting) in V.I, they recruit majorly for banks. Qualification is ND- max age 26, HND & BSC-28 somtyms 30. Test is usually conducted on Wed for ND and HND's. For Bsc's on thurs, but u av to get there B4 10am with original copies of ur credentials and cv. For those of us outside Lagos, u can send ur cv to akinlawrence@yahoo.com, u can as well visit or google their website and speak to their customer care for more info. Their office address is- from Obalende take a bus to Bar beach Eko Hotel, alight @ Eko Hotel then ask of VLA plot 1646 Oko Awo str.
NB: VLA didn't allow me to write their Test because I possess NECO, dats One thing I don't like about them, They descriminate, I mean they don't accept NECO and am sure its because NECO does not include age on their cert.
Pls if u av any comment, lets make it on VLA thread, there is a topic on VLA on Nairaland. Goodluck!

Tee swift ...pls be guided on how you advice people falsely regarding were to forward Cvs..to.
The email u advice peeps to forward dia cvs to too said dat he his not an employer nor work with an employment agency. I would advice u confirm ur source before publicising cos people r highly in need of an opportunity.
Here is d reply from d email u posted
Guys,
This must be the hikers cos I never send or post anything on nairaland. As a matter of fact, I worked and stays in far North of Nigeria.
Pls, help me spread the info cos I ve bin receiving mail on job stuffs.
Thanks
Thank u.

juanmartin: I received a confirmation message on the success of my interview from UBA since june 10 ,nd till today dey hvnt sent me any oda mail.pls is der anyone in d house wit d same issue?

I was interviewed on d 1st of june

EX- UBA Boss Representing
I salute you sir...My mentor,Role model

Mikel is a cultured nigeria man...he was so amaze.. N nv expected seeing such I think he will be praising nigerian girls