₦airaland Forum

TrapQueen77:
Why they need to cover their mouth?

There is nothing the devil cannot use to confuse mankind.

One of the major causes of protruding belly is INFLATION.[b][/b]

makelove2m:
Good shaah but many children where out of school, why can't he pay his host state children school fees for one year

Who told you he's not paying school fees of some parents kids?

How old is your wife?

Is she 26? If then, be prayerful.

At that age, they tend to act funny.

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Have a great day.

Regards.

Search for write ups by YModulus on Nairaland. He analysed it to the letter.

Alaausa!

ephi123:
What a shame. People who make money at the expense of others like this Nigerian guy up here can never enjoy it wit can never enjoy it with peace of mind, he can't use it for anything tangible no be curse.

He's initiated a generational curse for his offsprings.

Occultic hand signs everywhere.

Lord, have mercy.

Go to the bank.

If it is genuine, they'll finance it for you.

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macphilip:
Why do Naija Players always play for average clubs?

The answer is in the question.

peachesandroses:
The girl is fine. But miss this,miss that, everyday. These days good brains and innovations are hardly rewarded, its pageantry everywhere!

Just the same way Beer parlours keep springing up everyday

Ejemehn:
For the sake of your younger siblings and the sake of the unity of the whole family you have to forget your age in this issue and handle it like the man you'll one day be proud of.

There's a reason why God has let you in on all this.

On a wonderful night while everyone is asleep, call your mum to the sitting room and talk to her. Let her know the imminent danger she's putting you, your dad, your siblings and the family at large. See, there's no good in infidelity. The Bible says there's a way that seemeth right unto man but the end thereof is destruction, and one of such ways is infidelity. Let her know she'll only tear the family apart with her current ways. Whether she's had sex with the man or not she erred big time. Going to a place and lying. Not to mention she went their without informing your father.

On another night. Call your dad and also talk to him too. Tell him to work on himself. Probably there are things he might need to work on.

After sometime, on another night call the two of them and sit them down and talk to them pointing out reasons why the family must stay together.

I tell you the truth. Your parents will never see you like a 20 year old again.

A broken home is not the best. Do your best to mend this crack.

God shall strengthen you. Go to him for wisdom.

Wish you the best of luck

God bless you for this wise counsel of yours. May your oil never run dry in Jesus name.

This Flavour guy should go back to the house of God, repent and join the choir. That is where he belongs.

He's not gifted to serve the flesh with his talent.

He's needed more for the gospel of our Lord Jesus through song ministration. He started from the church
thus he's been under ministrations of men of God and he's been taught how to connect to God's overflowing
blessings.

Take care of the widows, minister to the fatherless & motherless (less privileged), Kingdom service and many more.
Do these and you'll be blessed. He knows it.

My prayer for him and this other lady that left FourSquare church (can't remember he name now) is to return to the
house of God.

geraldmezi:
wen u want money d most der z no easy out but dnt giv up on ur fait cos money comes 2 does wu veliv it

Personally, i hate it when people write like this. It speaks a lot about the person.

Change!!!

Mikel and others should emulate this.

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LEGALAide:
Meanwhile she was supposed to teach the old man how to fish and not buy him a couple of FISH.

At what age?

sagtav:
Heard the testimony when i was still in the children department during one of the retreat.

The same thing applies to Apostle Joseph Ayodele Babalola (C.A.C).

He was on the mountain face down praying and all of a sudden a giant python appeared to the scene and the Lord
told him not to move but to keep calm. Then the python crawled over him and when the tail of the python had gone
off from his body, the python dried up.

That is raw undiluted power of God in operation.

Sincerely, majority of men of God nowadays are just noise makers.

She too wan blow

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Hello Veterans,

I need help as i'm new to this business (car buying from abroad and shipping).

A friend wants to send me two cars from Europe (Lexus Rx 300/330 & Toyota Highlander 2008 model) and i don't know the documents
and the dynamics that play out.

The questions i'm now asking is:

1. What are the documents that i need to have at my disposal when the vehicle(s) land in Nigeria (Apapa or TinCan) for clearing without Police wahala?

2. What is the breakdown of the tariff/monies/charges that are official i need to pay?

3. What other thing do i need to know or do to guarantee a smooth & free clearing without having the cars being in demurrage?

4. Who is a trusted & affordable clearing and forwarding agency one can work with?

I'll appreciate your kindest response.

Regards.

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Such must have a mortar and brick office and a website for verification.

I'm going to be doing a long term business with such a person.

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Regards.

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MondeLuv:
"Come and be going"

Yoruba english

sukkot:
his wife always looks unhappy

I think she's beginning to see the reality of being a King's wife and the idolatry and traditions that run contrary to the Word of God
she would have heard/listened to in the time past. Now, she's like, "Ah! I'm entering into terrible covenants that will require strong
anointing of Men of God to start breaking. I hope i'm not putting the lives of my kids into serious bondage."

That's her calling.

Good she found it early enough in life and took bold and daring steps towards achieving it. That's one of the wonderful benefits of having parents who understand the mind of God, who themselves are living examples and are doing their best in training up their children in the way of the Lord.

The parent sure are following the leading of the Lord.

Unfortunately, so many people still don't know what they want in life and so they drift from one thing to the other not being able to tie down one thing in particular.

God helps us all to be able to identify what we need to do early like the Biblical Samuel and follow His leading.

Omoakinsuyi:
Happy Married Life Grandma

God is going to humble you since you lack understanding.

Take note of this - A time will come when you'll pray and pray and it will seem like heaven is shut
against you but it is God's way of testing your faith and then you'll encounter delay and learn lessons of life.

Go and write today's date down.

duni04:
Don't blame her. I've felt the same way too once or twice in my life. When people you think God should just strike down cos of their sinning ways, like "Pastor" Biodun go on with life like God approves of their sins, it makes you question your faith. After sleeping with his church member and getting away with it, that man has gone on to throw yatch parties and own Porche's amongst other luxuries. Makes you wonder if God approves.

God is not a rubber stamp.

I'm afraid of the Judgement that will start from the Church. I'm afraid, really.

God will shake the high and the mighty.

Don't resign yet.

Look for an online forum where architects hang out and post questions related to your field and let the experts advise
you on what to do.

Moreso, always do your own home work. Be sure you know your onions.

You've got to be bold and the only way boldness can come is when you are really grounded on the job and therefrom your boss
begins to see you as a strong addition to the team.

Don't exercise any fear whatsoever regardless whenever you are in his presence. He's a human being.

Go the extra mile. Is there anything you think your boss is not infusing into his work that you can learn quickly and become the Go-To
guy? Then, learn it sharp, sharp[b][/b].

Wish you all the best.

Regards.