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sessydoo: A phd holderYou aint gonna get it I assure yah! |
Thugnificent: Hello nairalanders, pls am nt a good story teller but i'll try in d best of my capacity to explain wats been happening for upto 3 weeks nw. There is this babe dat lives close to my house(a students hostel) dat am crazy in luv wit ryt nw and cnt say for sure if she feels the same way about me. Ok hw do i start, well it started one sunday morning wen she came 2 my house and playfully asked me 4 food(she's kinda lousy tho) i tld her she cud serve herself and she did. Ever since dat day we've been playin wit each oda cuz i visit her house and she visits mine quite frequently. To cut a lng story short, d play bcame intense 2d extent she cnt stay for 20 minutes without checking up on me(this chick am talkin bout is a real hottie). So one day i playfully decided 2 squeeze dem tits which she let me, and also she 'playfully' squeezed my dick and gasped at its hugeness. One day i was forced to french kiss and touch her at d ryt places(which am sure no guy has done b4) i havnt bleeped her yet cuz she is still in her period(she even asked me to Bleep her regardless of d fact she is in her period). So pls my fellow nairalanders, cud it be dat dis chick has been playin wit my head or she really luvs me(cuz shez outta twn nw and has bin bombardin me wit soo many calls and txt messages). Her lst txt was that she cnt wait to feel my dick inside of her. Pls am confused ryt nwof course you should be confused, oloshi! |
Euroclydon: [size=14pt]I have discovered from my experience that effective communication can help you determine if she actually wants to be friends or not BEFORE you decide to talk to her about taking it to the next level...Let your body language do the talking, then discuss open topics that evolve round the matter and study her responses, we will save ourselves alot of stress if we can pay attention to little details instead of allowing our hormones do all the thinking for us. Most gals have more than one 'backup' besides who they are dating and they will be verryy nice to you with the hope that if their present man messes up, they have up to three people to choose from. So be careful....U might be special backup number 7 without ur knowledgehahahahahahahahahahahaha, i just fell off my chari! special backup number 7, neighbourhood 6 am sure. |
member_126910: Hi guys, I need fresh eyes to look at this situation, as it is bugging me constantly.How old is this boy you are talking about? All this talk about cheat has to change. We need a new orientation. Sex is different from love so most cheating is about just sex and not love. Let's reduce the pain by not been too hard-lined about sex. As unusual as this might sound, its the only way to handle sex that won't lead to heartbreak |
Burger01: Are you a Nigerian? OK, are you an African?Yes am nigerian, so what? You surprised there is someone that dosent care about heirs to carry his name? Heirs to 'remind' others of him when he is gone? Heirs to inherit all his wealth if at all he had any? Heirs to take care of him in old age since there won't be any other humanbeing around that will help? Blah blah blah blah. Am sure you most likely a graduate, have u ever travelled out of this hole to experience other perspectives? If its african to have a child by all means then africa is indeed the dark continent |
kiss_angel: I don’t support the statement about "the way woman mess themselves these days" can a woman mess herself up without a man? It takes two to tango, and on the average, besides, some men are too carried away with attractiveness, that they forget to look for ladies with morals. What about the way men mess themselves up these days and end up with low sperm count because of one infection or another. Some of these men know and would keep it secret. Some would utterly refuse to go for a test.You are too much, all nigerian women and men should listen to what you just said. Great words my dear. People are unaware that there are men who don't see children as priority at all, like myself. If am blessed with a child good, if am not then I even have the opportunity to now do my very best for the many many fatherless and suffering children in every corner of the earth. I keep saying that nigerians now get more education and less civilization. So childlessness is the end of life? What a retarded thinking. So if u had no child u wouldn't know what else to do with your life? I think very soon the line will be drawn btw actually civilised people and those going around with certificates and fine clothes |
freecocoa: My sister you owe the man absolutely nothing but if you can afford it then fine, although I'll advice against the salary thingy, if I were the one, I'd rather give him money when I feel like or want to, he is not in the position to demand nada from thee.Best advise, besides he is an ingrate if he demanded anything, infacct he shouldn't even plead for it |
nagoma: I am sure israel is behind the BH situation in Nigeria. They will never rest until they incite a religious war to destroy the country and it's potentials.Evening koranic school lecture abi? How isreal and US are taking over the world, attacking other countries for oil, blah blah blah, nonse.nse! So isreal should allow sudan to make bombs for iran who said isreal would be wiped out? So isreal is only allowed to destroy that factory after iran has finished isreal abi? Go and get a religion that will free you because islam is not a religion. Has it not occurred to you that despite that your prophet is full of lies he didn't even remember to claim that he performed any miracle? Mohammed could not perform any miracle, he never could heal anybody or raise the dead. He only could kill and rape and pillage. And that is the legacy he has handed over to 1.5 billion fo.ols called muslims |
PLEASE ANY CHRISTIAN AROUND MALALI REAdING THIS, get the attackers body if it hasn't been carried by police, if it has then STAGE A PROtesT AND DEMAND FOR it, THEN BURY HIM WITH A PIG AFTER SPILLING THE BLOOD OF THE PIG ON HIS USELESS CORPSE. PLS PASS ON UNTIL IT REACHES MALALI. With a pig in his grave he will go straight to hell and lose all the 70 worthless virgins. This is the method used b mossad to send muslims to hell |
nagoma: You are jumping the gun. Most intending suicide bombers caught in Bauchi were Christians. This may yet be another follower of the 3 in one Gods.There was no christian bomber caught in bauchi you islamic liar! Since your prophet is a hateful liar then we shud expect less from you. For your information the biased security operatives in b auchi have been noted. Most of them are muslims so understandably full of lies. Gov Jang exposed it some days ago that you people after capturing any boko haram use to free them on the pretext that they have been sent to abuja. The 4 ibo boys accused of carrying bombs by that fake muslim police dpo in toro LG of bauchi has been proven to be a lie because the boys had nothing to do with any bomb. Muslims are unrepentant liars and will intentionally turn any fact around to serve their interest. Whether you like it or not, jonathan must continue to rule until he is tired, no muslim will rule this country again, wait and see |
Truckpusher: What if we are being set up by some dark organizations or nations which aims to start a civil war in Nigeria to enable them gain full control over our resources while we kill ourselves thereby weakening forever one of Africa's potential power house in the nearest future?Truckpusher the earlier part of ur speech made some sense then u ended it in ignorance expected of a truckpusher. So even as ignorant as you are you still assume it is political abi? |
PLEASE ANY CHRISTIAN AROUND MALALI REAdING THIS, STAGE A PROtesT AND DEMAND FOR THE ATTACKERS BODY THEN BURY HIM WITH A PIG AFTER SPILLING THE BLOOD OF THE PIG ON HIS USELESS CORPSE. PLS PASS ON UNTIL IT REACHES MALALI. With a pig in his grave he will go straight to hell and lose all the 70 worthless virgins |
Wsdm: How do you feel if the Christ you worship as your 'Lord' is insulted because of the various atrocities some Christian do? I just look at some of you as been too naive to comprehend what everyone omongst Muslims are feeling with this acts of barbarism.You see been a lying muslim like your fathers makes it difficult for you to see the truth, and finally even when you see it, islam still makes it difficult for you to acknowledge it. Now if you say what has happened is like some christians went to do something and someone is insulting your Jesus becuase of that, then that confirms you as a complete mo.ron which is what an average muslim is. A christian attacking people on his own is different from if a christian is attacking people in the name of christ which has never happened. Muslims attack people in the name of mohammed and in his defense, so that is the difference. Very soon the whole world is going to face islam squarely. Yaradua was the last muslim that ruled nigeria I swear, wait and see |
![]() Charles.nerd:I think the guy is from nairaland |
[quote author=Ezyoung]toilet i guess.. Mtcheeew![/quote am sure your type eventually ends up in the toilet if you are not already there |
atbu1983: for a lady, i may agree with u. For a guy like i am, i bliv it shd be a conscious effort because it is a serious business/contract/partnership. A guy need to know what he want in his wife to be and where he is most likely to find her.I don't think search for a life partner should be as serious as u make it sound. I think there is a downside to this perception that u must hookup by all means and that the man has the burden to make it happen. That's why nowadays u see the ladies having a laid-back attitude towards guys because they believe you should be the one toasting even if they don't do anything to encourage you on. And foolishly most men are happy to be on the toasting side for months and weeks since ladies are just that 'special' creature meant for them by destiny! What a crap! While I would not want a lady to toast guys, I believe she has a burden to indicate interest by some subtle means otherwise as for me nothing is gonna happen. If a lady sees what she wants she has to encourage the person, that's my philosophy. Infact I believe any guy that keeps toasting even where he isn't encouraged is daft naturally and not a good choice. Lastly one of the first problems that arises from most marriages occurs when the 'toasting' man who pleaded throughout to make the marriage happen now turns around after the wedding to assert some authority or contrary opinion. This normally shocks then seriously offends the lady who has been spoilt by the 'toasting' guy. Its like re-negotiating and it has caused problems in many marriages. So my point is girls should start knowing that soon their comfort zone of sitting comfortably to be toasted will soon end o! And it has started. |
Turbocharged: During the service of Prof. Barth Nnaji as the minister for power, comments from around Nigeria proofed that there was significant improve in power supply in various areas.on airport road, Abuja, aso estate, amac estate, cowrie, nut, trademore estates, no light for many days at a time. a N3000 recharge i did on my meter since april is what am still using and its just halfway. Infact in August, September and October, average light per week is 3 hrs. |
thelastPope: Some people like the @op are delusional! They think they are making sense but they don't understand how dumb they sound! Human race is plagued with challenges and questions. It doesn't matter whether they are religious or not.You are the one that has obviously made a successful fo.ol of himself, answering such a long analysis the OP posted in a few arrogant but miserable sentences shows how surprisingly dumb you are, and you even speak good english? |
No muslim is permitted to comment here otherwise christians are going to start burning mosques! So please our pastors are prophets too |
FreeGlobe:You just proved that there can be something worse than a clown. So its only Lagos with modern buildings in the west? Someone said most Ibo nairalannders are shop clerks at alaba and I think I agree now. Please try close shop its saturday night already, before your oga flogs your superior n.yash |
frederal: The Abuja you mentioned, did u also observe †̥hα̲̅†̥ most of the hotels and clubs are owned by Ibos. Truth is just bitter.Did I say you don't own them? But they are crap! Infact most estates in abuja are owned by Ibos but what is their quality like? Let's go to your east where I lived and worked before, the same kind of buildings! Small rooms, low cement quality, rough finishing but fine painting and tile. Go to the west and see how houses are built. |
This is the plain truth; 1) There is nothing exceptional or special about Ibos except for their false sense of superiority which has no basis in anything. That is why its normal in Ibo culture to dream anything no matter how inordinate, hence the reason for the vices in Ibo society or wherever they are 2) Been a graduate I have schooled for at least 19 years across different schools in the country along with many ethnic groups, I have not seen any proof of Ibo intellectual or academic superiority as claimed by achebe. In all other ethnic groups have exelled where many many Ibos have failed before. So what are you talking about? 3) Now even in callings like workmanship, Ibos are among the worst technicians in this country. Ibo mechanics are only smart in cheating their customer, they hardly fix a car sufficiently. In Abuja the worst houses are built by Ibos. All the crappy houses and estates in Abuja like Trademore estate, AMAC/Aco estate, Efab estate, etc plus the numerous shopping plazas built by Ibos are totally useless buildings that are just modern slums. You can almost point out a house built by Ibos and the one by Yoruba or others. All they know is use tile, flashy paint and POP to embellish their obviously poor job and surprisingly they expect others to be deceived 4) Ibos are also short-sighted which is one of the main reason for the suffering of the Ibos (and us identified as their brother) today, go to europe, US, asia, the Ibos have made a mess of our name due to their shortsightedness. An Ibo due to his inate dumbness does not know it is shallow to cheat or steal where others like you (or even you possibly) are soon to come in the future. It is a lack of basic intelligence to steal or cheat where others like you will go to. Recently Indonesian govt say there are 500 nigerians on death row there and 480 are from anambra state! So is that intelligence? 5) Ibos due to their immaturity are also quick to drawing conclusions. Get an Ibo trainee to learn a trade under you for say 2 yrs, by the 2nd month the chap is already having the conclusion that he can do better than you and is ready to start making money now so he has to be on his own! The word on the street can confirm the level of havoc these chaps have wreaked on this country. I think all in all, the Ibos think there is something about themselves and that they deserve better, please get this into your skulls that there is nothing, absolutely nothing special about Ibos. The only thing is that you are eagar to display that you are smart which in itself is the first sign of dumbness. Also you have lack the real sense of dignity which normally gives you the opportunity to cheat others first, which you however still pay back. You can see how Ibo 'smartness' has dealt with your chance of becoming president in nigeria? That is to tell you that displaying smartness too early is actually the first sign of cluelessness |
Truckpusher: Capital punishment is another form of revenge ....I CALL IT INSTITUTIONALIZED REVENGE ...it's shameful because this generation is civilized and should know that an eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind.Crap crap. Crap and pure crap |
Pennywise: This is a typical black girl mentality. Black girls want to dress like white girls, straighten their hair or wear hair extension, speak like them but they can never bring themselves to think like the white girl who is innocent and can attach no meaning to something that is as innocous as a request for direction.In all societies the stup.I.dity of the men after a while begin to show on the women. Because our men are daft, have low self esteem and generally don't have any worthy pursuits, they tend to idolize the women and that's where the women got the clue from. An average nijaa girl now feels that any nija man will toast at least 4 many months or weeks so that means they can afford to say no for a long time until the man is helpless begging or spending on them. Whenever I travel out for conferences am always amazed at how reciprocating women can be in other parts of the world, I was in one country recently for a conference and we were to snap a group picture, before I knew it 1 very cute white lady from SA had put her arms around my neck. I was surprised at the speed but I quickly reciprocated. After there we were friends afterwards. I knew if she was a nija babe it wud have been a different story. So guy don't blame nija ladies oh! The men have no regard for themselves and they overrate the women so that's it. As for me no girl can make a single shakara for me. Infact if I toast a girl and she says no in serious way that is the last time I will mention that subject again, even if she comes back to say she has changed her mind. I have done this to many girls and they now know their are some different kind of men out there |
queensmith: i think they are both the same- people just tend to want what they dont haveGood one |
dasparrow: Which love? Do Nigerians know what genuine love is? Most Nigerians get married not for love but just to secure societal status and approval. Others marry for financial security. Most married women in Nigeria look like crap because Naija men and their families waste no time in beating the crap outta them at the slightest provocation.I think you are too much, your maturity on this matter is complete. Please fellow nigerians learn that there are people who prefer their quiet than having one person in your face round the clock. I for one will not have a friend I have to call and text every day because we are in luv, that's trash as far as am concerned. Am close to 40 and can marry on my 3 month salary but yet I love the single free life. I sleep well, hate no one and have my peace. I reaized long ago many nigerians don't have any intellectual engagements except those forced on them by career so the empty life is a void that can only be filled by a love subject. Please go and get a life, you were not born to get married or to have children as our womenfolk have been made to believe nowadays. Go and watch discovery channel and see what people have done with the life you are committing to ONLY fall in 'love' or get married!. Marraige is way way way over rated in our ignorant society. Do you know how many people are dying of trauma in marriage? This crap idea is sponsored by these ignorant pastors nowadays who did not pass waec in their time. If you feel empty without noise around you please go and get married to fill your empty life. If you feel alright been alone pls don't allow any ignoram.us tell u otherwise. There is nothing in marriage, all my friends that married today are in one extramarital affairs or the other. Abeg drop subject |
Area_boy: A clever ancient book that has way outlived its relevance, giving support to good and evil while forgetting to include a disclaimerhahahahahahaha |
mama-gee:Tha is not enough proof, am getting tired of childish talk all over this site. lets wait for the report on the matter |
tomakint: For how long are you little children going to get acquainted for once with the facts about the first military putsch of January 15th, 1966! The tagging of the January 15 Putsch of 1966 an ‘Igbo Coup’ was a craftily designed conspiracy by the British government ‘smart guys’ to whip up sentiments against the Igbo officers in order to make sure power and control of the Nigerian government return at all cost to the Northern officers in the Nigerian Army. After all, not many realise that several officers of Northern origin took part in Nigeria’s first military coup. What many fail to understand here is that many northern officers assisted Nzeogwu when he stormed the residence of the Northern Region’s Premier, Ahmadu Bello. Little wonder, Nzeogwu later described the detachment of troops accompanying him to Bello’s house as ‘a truly Nigerian gathering’ (New Nigerian – 18th January 1966). He went further when he said they (the troops) ‘had the chance to drop out. More than that, they had bullets. They had been issued with bullets but I was unarmed. If they disagreed they could have shot me....most of the other Ranks were Northerners but they followed.’ It was revealed that one of the Northern soldiers that helped Nzeogwu was John Atom Kpera. Kpera later became the first military governor of Anambra State and later military governor of Benue State. Likewise, many of the soldiers that accompanied Major Ifeajuna when he abducted the Prime Minister, Tafawa Balewa were also Northerners. Despite all these exposures, many still ignorantly held on to the belief that it was ‘an Igbo Coup’. Ironsi, the Supreme Commander, was part of those marked down for arrest or elimination (whichever one comes first), but was tipped off by the Army’s Adjutant-General, Lt. Col James Pam through an early morning telephone call. Ironsi was just a child of destiny to have escaped death on that fateful day. He even came across some of the mutineers while on the move to quell it. Perhaps his position as the General Office Commander (G.O.C) may likely be the definitive factor that made him escaped unhurt when he ran into one of the junior officers ‘road blocks’ and still pass through. Reports have it that, Ironsi openly wept after he confirmed the death of his northern military colleagues in the Putsch!But you havent answered anything? who has said Nzeogwu was tribalised? nobody am sure, anybody that knows a little history can tell you the quality of person Nzeogwu was and there are few Nigerians today including northerners who do not respect his aspiration for a unified Nigeria. However, Nzeogwu was undone by his Ibo brothers who allowed okpara to escape -a fact you have sidestepped in your socalled 'matured' analysis. Nzeogwu set out to rid Nigeria of rising ethnicity after some unpleasant and well dcoumented incidents, so that was the reason why he felt all the regional leaders had to go in order to now truly unify the new country. But unknown to him the ibo officers who were supposed to eliminate okpara now failed to do so. So it did not take much calculation before other tribes began to see the whole thing as an Ibo idea afterall. Nzeogwu was dissapointed as the fine gentleman that he was and he knew he had been let down. Now at this point rather for the ibos to stay quiet they now started showing people all over the north caricatures of Sardauna in hell - I bet you to point to one person that denies this never happened!. It didnt take more than 2 weeks after the circulation of this before Ibos started getting killed in the north. My father personally saved many Ibos so please this is not about any st.upid beaf pls. My problem with ibos anyday is lack of objectivity, as if its part of your culture |
What is wrong if the deaf people in govt build very organised low-cost non-permanent kind of structures where the sam govt can collect fees ranging from like say N7,000 per month to any amount they want? Someone did that in federal secretariat when the parking area was leased to a private firm. I dont know why the dullest nigerians are the ones in positions of power. so the minister of FCDA expects everybody including low-cadre staff to go and eat at mr biggs or the big restaurants where food is N800 - N2,000? Bala is a nice man personally from his history but why is he behaving like Aliero (Bush man from Kebbi)? Go to france, Italy etc and you see traders selling fruits by the road in well arranged kiosks established and maintained by govt? and all these people travel there? what is wrong with us na? when are we going to stop been illiterates and adopt modernity? These is how they have allowed mechanics to rot in Abuja from day 1. At a point the FCTA builts shops for mechanics and started selling at N12million per stall! If anybody has 12 million will he still be a mechanic? Dull dull dull people everywhere and they all have degrees and doctorates! |
Mad Cow: [b]To add to your questions.....Despite your name, you made a very sane and reasonable point. Me I know those bboys are not totally innocent but the killing was not also good, however nobody has heard what the villagers been going through these times that led to this level of anger. Am thinking what frustration and possibly even trauma could. Have led people to this. But we live in a sentimental society so people will only respond with emotion. Lastly I hear people call laptop commonn, please it is not, I know an architect that lost almost all his life work when his aptop was stolen, he practically started all over again. I have a programmer friend and I know stealing his laptop might kill him. So please let's put emotions aside and wait for the details if they ever copme out |
ozo-dimgba:You probably have a little point but let me take u back to a small fact all ibos characteristically love to forget easily - the ibo hatred all started when the mostly-ibo coup plotters of 1966 killed sardauna as head of northern region, akintola in the west, tafawa balewa and then assisted okpara to escape! That singular act showed everybody that the ibos take all other nigerians as fools. This same attitude has not left ibos to this day, you can askk any other tribe except yourselves. Did your father tell you that even for many weeks after sardauna was killed the north was calm? Our family was in kaduna then and am not hausa pls, but I tell u authoritatively that just a few weeks after sardauna's killing ibo traders had already made calendars with caricature of sardauna burning in hell and the ibo traders thrust this in the face of anyone they find saying 'see your god roasting in hell'. This among other contributory factors lead to the widespread outrage against ibos, but I tell you few ibos living today will admit that given their nature. My brother married an ibo lady and uptill today she has not relented from proving how smart she thinks she is - this is the problem of ibos. So my guy go and sit down and hear your history properly and change what you can. Always remember that nothing hurts people like after cheating them, you now call their attention to how foolish they were in the first place! That kind of hatred takes very long to die. And lastly even in any situation if you discover many people hate you, sit back and stop ranting, look inward and you might find a shocking revelation |
Ggggssssssssssssssssssssss, this is recklessly shocking indeed, what has my Country become?? God we really need ur help.
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