Mynd44:
A friend of mine died in an auto crash.
People, stay away from automobiles; they will kill you
2+2=44 logic

Flexygist:
Nigerian rapper Ruggedman aka Ruggedy Baba took to his Instagram page to react to the president being on vacation while some things are going awry.

Read what he wrote after the cut...

Our president is on vacation.
* Nigerian illegal immigrants are allegedly being killed in Libya...
OUR PRESIDENT IS ON VACATION!
* A bottle of kerosene that used to sell for N100 now sells for N550...
OUR PRESIDENT IS ON VACATION!
* We still do not have light but.. OUR PRESIDENT IS ON VACATION! *Herdsmen are killing innocent people..
OUR PRESIDENT IS ON VACATION! * Schools are on strike ...
OUR PRESIDENT IS ON VACATION! * Dollar is N490 now and ...
#OURPRESIDENTISONVACATION


https://www.instagram.com/p/BPqDvtSjg5F/

Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/01/25/nigerian-rapper-rugged-man-reacts-to-president-buhari-being-on-vacation/

ZUBY77:




Will you please shut up.
You little kids with Tecno phones always reason like the phone factory you all use. I am sure you won't reason this way if you ever touch an iPhone.

A group of people kill you every day, every month and every year for decades and the moment you turn around and ask your people to defend themselves, it becomes treason.
How did some of you mistakes manage to locate Nairaland?

casttlebarbz:
lets go there

Igboid:
Owerri is good, but more modern than Enugu?
Brother, you are stretching it.
No SE city/ town can hold a candle light on Enugu, none! And that's puting it mildly.

Orikinla1:
I have been receiving reports of the unrealistic expectations of a second term for President Muhammadu Buhari.

The only reason majority of Nigerians voted for him was to guaranty national security. But I cannot even give him a C on national security, because as the Commander-in- Chief of the Nigerian Armed Forces, he has not impressed me and many Nigerians.
He does not seem to have command of the Nigerian Armed Forces, because terrible things have been done without his command and he was left embarrassed.

The failure of military intelligence is still the Achilles' heel of the Nigerian military that has delayed the defeat of Boko Haram.
Boko Haram seems to have superior military intelligence, because their spies have infiltrated the Nigerian Army and recruited saboteurs who have caused the unfortunate deaths of several army officers that were killed after being ambushed by the insurgents.
The suicide bombers have been able to bomb motor parks, markets and mosques, because of failure of military intelligence and absence of 24/7 military surveillance systems. All these primary sitting duck targets should have 24/7 bomb detectors at all gates and also aerial surveillance drones that can detect explosives.

The war on corruption is lopsided, because there are political untouchables who seem to be above the law. And only scape goats have been indicted and detained.
There is more political propaganda than pragmatism in the war against corruption.

If President Buhari cannot defeat Boko Haram and eradicate political corruption in the corridors of power in a single term of four years, then he has failed and should be reasonable enough not to even think of campaigning for a second term.
Only idiots and political opportunists will support and vote for him.

StOla:


I don't know where minds like yours are bred? That place certainly needs to be fumigated to save Nigeria from the emergence of mentally handicapped citizens.

Below are the other give-aways you missed.

Didn't you also notice the TV is a typical Nigerian TV?
I could also smell the aroma of Amala and Ewedu from the picture. Being in UK, the picture should have been dissipating the smell of fish and chips.
I also do not see any white person in the picture. How can he be in the UK without being with white people?
How come it is not snowing inside the room, is it not snowing in the UK now?
Why is the room not gold plated? How can an African leader survive such a simple interior?
Infact, if it was Buhari in the picture, his ADC should have been standing beside the TV.
What is the Nigerian flag doing in the apartment of the Nigerian President in UK? It ought to have been the Union Jack on display like the colonial era.

Should I entertain your infectious idiocy furthermore?

davidif:


There you go again with the finger pointing. When has that ever solved anything?

doctokwus:
Just 3 questions for u: (1)who gave u access to d internet (2)How old are u (3)Did u complete primary school?

vedaxcool:


Lol you sabi deal with that big smelly worm whose only contribution on nairaland is imbecilic rancor. ...

lordizak:


I am an expert on security matters, the war is won, but the battle lingers...
When terrorist are on the run, they are more violent.
It took PMB less than 2years to break their shackles, GEJ failed in that regard.
This is warfare, you can as well as; say the army should leave Borno, because the
war is won. PMB is failing as regard the economy, but have you ever wonder if some
people are creating this problems for him? we shout #herdsmen, who are their sponsors?
why are they fighting? who are the major stake holders in this conflicts? I wish people like
the likes of El Rufai will rule this country, but same people are battling him with the tag a religious fanatic, a fundamentalist.
All this is to make up vote them in 2019, we the electorate will bear the brunt.

fabre4:





don't take it as an insult but you sound like an illiterate do u even know what a fact is? Igbo is my tribe and ur stupidity and ignorance won't change it.

Adaowerri111:



I just shake my head reading these comments, there is no street in owerri that's not undergoing one or two projects at the moment, Rochas is the best gov in Nigeria

fabre4:




read before u comment ur brain is really messed up with hatred u dont right a wrong by doing another wrong . what is your preferred solution or opinion that is what am interested in not proving that am an igbo

fabre4:





lol bro stop being sarcastic. how can there be development in a region where there is talk of secession and non support for the government or Nigeria as a whole we have to decide what we want before we demand for what we want.

fabre4:



Why don't you present a solution that doesn't involve you living Nigeria

Timelezz:
I haven't the faintest of ideas. And my mind has since painted different depiction of faces to go with your intelligence and brilliant mind but when I saw your ass, I had to start afresh drawing up the best possible face to match such well constructed body structure.

Nice bones!

Benita27:
How is she senseless?.
Dude is a pervert!.

Modified.
To all those asking " how the guy would bring out his manhood in a banking hall to ejaculate?" is like most of you aren't aware some guys are cursed. I would rather keep certain things to myself, i personally stopped taking those over crowed buses because of guys like this.

francisbarrack:
Got this message from flat head people...


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DONSMITH123:
Goodluck Jonathan administration again.


Recession


Recession

Jona started it

joey150:
how does that blood money work?

so suddenly you'll start becoming rich how?

you charm the whole city to patronise you or what?

op i dont even get your drift