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Jan 1st shud be their bday nah...
No confusion abeg...

Its harvest n bazzar nah

Hmmm....dearest op,na wen u get baby numba 12,u go knw hw far.

Sin ko,sin ni

Huh?

Mznaett:
See as ur sweet words don scatter my head finish

Desire,I feel like touching the sky
Cause i'm feeling so fly

Today,I have fallen in love.
I thought I was frozen and love was a silly figment of foolish paperbacks. But desire! It's sublime. It's ecstasy.

haba,this tin strong ooo

Luv nwantiti,luv nwantiti
ije mu na luv na ofuduru nwantiti...x2

Dnt marry him cos some pple said he has been in love wt u for a long time,did you see love in him?will you trust him enough to live him in the hands of she wolves in the uni.

Besides y d rush sef?cos of the preggy?
Think outside the box shaa...
Plus in marriage,theres nothing like my dad this,my dad that...you should man up your desires,truth is,some thing isnt right somewhere,theres something you're nt saying...maybe like you still have a little fear or resentment sort of,u came to nld cos u want us to help you bury those fears...but in marriage u dnt bury a problem,you solve them and they fade away naturally.

(Ihe di na nwunye esika nnaa,saa anya n'mmiri ooo)

Y hiding her face nah?

Theres definitely more to this ....



Is he just an attention seeker.

Chaii...



I made it

ifyalways:
Mrs Obi taught me Maths at Ado girls.

@OP, no pictures of Ado girls and our husbands, St Charles

i rep Ado Girls too...Action nt words

Yea,mine did.In thefirst three months of our marital life,i was always uneasy anytime i want to cook for him because he is a very good cook,it was always like a challenge...ehmm...a contest,but he was tolerant n patient then,so i was able to balance my cookings properly(that was years back) and now i can cook for Africa.

LewsTherin:
What's MS?

morning sickness

Lol...
1st tym daddy,its just a phase,preggy women often act drama at each stage,since this is her first trimester,you're yet to see d second n third drama episode

remedy:be strong n confident urself,d woman is lookn up to u n stop being a shaky shaky daddy

Chaiii...a baby some lunatic carried for nine months...

Singig..God is watching,he'still watching,God is watching even now,though we dont know often hmmm hmmm...
God is watching....(repeat)

Hahahhahahahaha

'boys can wear pink' o jare,no tym abeg
#hiding frm dem kids...

Fourth baby nko?

Spy ke?spy on spouse n die young.

Hmmm...i laff in swahili

nkita eke uke n'eri nri ndi ocha,ok nah,kontinu,

Sorry ooo,cant type much now,breast feeding my four weeks old baby...the boy can suck tdb but i know it will pass...plus the other three sleeping right now,tomorrow is another day,dont v a maid ooo,not sure i can cope,i like doing chores my self,although its very stressful,am on pain relief meds,i can do anything for kids n hubby...i knw they will do same for me later in life...motherhood isnt easy at all ooo

sometimes when my kids wouldnt allow me take a little nap and my hubby isnt around,i do cry a little shaa,secretly ooo.it relieves me,buh it will pass

Ok ur hubby is on nld?fine,mr hubby,y didnt u marry dat ex,u better chose one ooo...

Hian,which one is 'my ex has key to my matrimonial home'

madam stop being 'mrs do good',u v no biz wt ur hubby's ex.this is one of the reason i dont lk wife in jamaica,hubby in jericho marriage...is lk ur hubby ex was 'filling in the gap' for ya while u were in sch.

Iranu

Hmmm...then,we will catch a lizard,use a razor blade and open the belly and use cellotape to close it back,put it in an open container and comes the next day to check our patient,if the lizard is still alive,we rejoice that our operation is successful if not,we pretend to be mourning the patient(lizard),then bury it later.Meanwhile we must tied our hands and heads with nylon(gloves) for our small minds.it even came to a point lizards became scare in our compound.our mum shout taya dat tym.

'We' here means I and my siblings...one of us later became a doctor now shaa..

Na waoo,my guy don dey smile lk car owner..see im teeth

chaii,my own go come,in Jesus name,Amen ooo.

Bros come share drinks abeg,new car,new baby.

Tee1branson:
Thought as much too ma'am. Thanks

oga stop thoughting...tell ya wife,she wl trust n respect u d more n help fight ur unforeseen battles.
Ekuse ooo

Tee1branson:
Thought as much too ma'am. Thanks

oga stop thoughting...tell ya wife,she wl trust n respect u d more n help fight ur unforeseen battles.
Ekushe ooo

Men r mystery...am sayn it again.

Hes giving her silent treatment...ehm,body language(wateva dat means)...

Some men rape women n b using marriage to cover up.how wl u approach who had cs wen its nt up to 3months,haba men b considerate nah,hold body small..



Na joke i dey ooo