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Chaiii....

God have mercy!

5liters of kings Vegetable Oil is #7200

Why waste money?

Popesuccess:
you must spend at least 9 years in studies and service before your ordination. It means he entered at age 15. So it is posible because many children are finishing secondary at age 13 and 14

You're there......

incandescentena:


If you take one hour or two Hours each day learning Coding for 3 months...l
think you've just did yourself a great favour of Life. Instead of watching one
immorality show----Downy

Is there a platform where my son in Grade Eight learn for free, please?

Paw paw
Watermelon
Boiled eggs
Gizzard/liver
Hot dog
Anyu in igbo(don't know the English name)
Margarine/Jam
Onions or anything onions related
Macaroni.....
Fresh fish
Crab
Periwinkle
Pizza (I don't know why people like this)

Someone's account might have been hacked oooo

Hmmm........ teaching is a modern day slavery.Yes,the students will encourage you but immediately they graduate from higher institution, they seem to forget you.We just work because we have conscience and not because of the wicked salary we receive.
During the lockdown, private school teachers saw hell.Teachers are mostly frustrated and depressed except those ones who have accommodating and lovely family members.

My children by God's grace will never teach.I want to receive my reward here on earth as a teacher,teachers don't even have enough money to take care of their selves when they are sick, they are always managing....

Ndi red pills oya oooo... food don done

A should disappear!

Congratulations to them!


I love the guy's spirit

This is damn funny!


Those days, parents derive joy in flogging you in front of your neighbors.....

Go to church and don't recall the preacher's topic sef na trouble!....

. God bless my parents!

Lolzzz..... before I go any party I must chop Wella for house.





Modified:
Dear Seun! Can you please, turn this liked to cash?

UyaiIncomparabl:
I should be asking you if you know what you are talking about. It is insolence to sweep when a guest is around, especially with the entitlement mentality that she should have taken the stress off you. Who asked you? Wait and let me be gone then you can sweep your house.

It simply tells the guest that you don't welcome them. Learn simple manners. Why must it be when a guest is around the mother chooses to sweep?

The only mistake the lady made to my own opinion was not leaving the house immediately she sighted a broom in someone's hand.In Africa,if you sweep in my presence, it's a subtle way of saying I should leave, the girl should have walked out immediately.The woman didn't like her, it's not a test,Biko.

Weezyclan:
Spray tear gas inside your house. This will make the rat to sleep off, make sure you put on a gas mask on your face to avoid passing out. Finally locate the rat and stab it 5 times

Just for a rat?

Hmmm...first of all, I sincerely wish to commend, the people who have already commented, I'm indeed surprise. People,here are wonderful, it's just these politicians and the poor economy that is dividing us.



Oga, Pastor,If God called you,He will always guide and direct you....God leads His people besides the still waters to give them peace and comfort.You are in ministrial job paying you #61k to look for a #50k job? You sound like someone under a demonic seige... sorry,if I sound harsh.Read Judges 6, you will understand what I'm saying.Go for a serious deliverance prayers because you really need it.When you are done with it, confusion will be eliminated in your life.

May God who called you, direct you accordingly.Amen!

TimeArena1:
Don't know where it can be fixed if the screen gets broken but, if you are buying for the first time, you can get a screen guard alongside.

Oh.. okay, thank you dear! where is your location?

TimeArena1:
Watch 7Pro Max Multi

The features of this watch are made
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Price: 25k, only

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To order, call or Whatsapp
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Hi, please when the screen breaks, can it be repaired? Where can one do that if yes? Thanks!

Wait oooo
So people go to eatery to order Noddles?


Na waooo...you will hear that they sold that for #1k5h....

nasonaso:
Not difficult to know them. Always coming into families to break bonds, create hatred among family members na dem be this make nollywood de show them. Always controlling the simp men that marries them.

she just concluded that talking to someones mother or dad constantly translates to discussing marital issues how myopic can you get. We know your type I just pity the man inside the bottle.

My dear,why do you sound so pained and frustrated?who do you?

mcdokwe:
Something lite

This is huge you must be a foodie to call this light.

You must be a very rich somebody, hiding in nairaland...why do you torment people with food nah?

Pierohandsome:
Lo ri iro.

She may not be lying ooo, that red pepper will be #300, green...#200,yellow....#500....

Abeg, this story sounds one kind....

nasonaso:
Sorry to say, I might be wrong but I feel you come from either a dysfunctional home or a home where your family backstabs each other( no love in the family).

You have a skewed idea how well knitted family works. So leaving everything (to cleave) invariably means setting boundaries( leaving your family) right.

I hope you are not married cause I see you as someone that comes into a family and cause katakata.

Mr I know it all, please learn to respect people's opinions.....if your parents still calls you everyday while you're married, there's 89 percent possibility that you people are discussing your spouse and marriage, and that's a third-party interference.Which is not healthy.It also means you are not mature enough to have your mother always keeping tabs on you.The bible weren't written to suit your childishness....If you so much love your mother and want that tight discussions, please divorce and go back to her house and continue that discussion while you are been breastfed.

If you want to get married,then stay married!I don't blame you, this is nland, everything goes..... Please stay off me.

Okay...

Peter532:
Wetin your laugh supposed mean...hu na dey support the guest right.

You have a lovely wife....dasol!

We rise by lifting others up!



Give and it be given back to you, good measure, pressed down, shaking together,shall men give to thy bossom!!!



There's love in sharing!!!

You're wife isn't yet mature to set boundaries.In marriage you leave everything and everyone behind and cleave to your partner.You need to tame your wife and not your mother in law....if not,one day she will tell you that her mom said she shouldn't give you sex or food for one week,then you will really understand!
However, hope you are properly married to her, you settled with the family traditionally,if yes, openly tame it now before it's too late.

Peter532:
woman when dey give me head morning till night, we french kiss morning And night while I make her squirt... never tell me say I dey smell...I go need ask her first.?

many of you are so dumb

Lolzzz....

Lolzzz....I find this funny though!


Does his name actually mean that?

What about James Jibola Collins?