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Obviously those that feel they had better will turn their noses up!
That is what I loathe about Nigerians. Yes your parents were so perfect and gave you hugs and kisses everyday!
Now shut it and choke on it. We are here to talk about those of us that were whooped.

When he isn't bullying folks on the net. He sounds very intelligent if only he will stop announcing it every chance he gets.
Dude we don hear sey you and Queen Elizabeth wine and dine together. Just softly softly and be nice to the unintelligent ones.
Maybe start an English Language class to teach the youngins

Ileke-IdI:
Oh no! Oh dear. If he sees this, his ego will blow up to another 50L

Na the truth I yarn be dat so.

german007:
The person wey pre-order the car sef, nah ex chairman of Okada Driver's association,

Okada still get mouth pass car sef, Okada noh dey jam Go-slow at all,

Though I forgot, This car noh fit jam go-slow, nah fly e dey fly,

When next you come naija, make car driver no pick you up for airport, make sure you charter Okada, Some dey get AC and DVD Player Nowadays.

Dat na why pipo dey "fly" am na. U sef you don "fly" Okada before?
LWKMD! Moto wey get wings na die!

Omo na to jus dey stunt ontop that Okada wey get AC like oh babes are not smiling o!
LOL Funny shitzo!

As much as I dislike Sagamite. . I must say you do speak/write eloquently which is a great thing.

How many Nigerian schooled men/women can speak and write well?
Even the ones in the West! How many can speak without murdering English?
We see 98% of them on this website. Always fighting with English Language. It is no surprise
Some of my uncles in Nigeria who claim to be graduates can't even write comprehensible enough
to meet the standards of an 8th grader here. I can't shout!

mydreamz:
My dad did that to my brother a lot, now he has scars all over his body. And my dad wonders why my brother never get along with him now.

You can never relate to people who whooped and did things to you. Children will be children and they ought to be left
alone to do just that disciplined but not overt. Mischievous ones such as myself got beat more by other people than my own ma. I remember one time
I climbed over the fence to go and "pluck" paw paw at the neighbors house. She caught me red handed. Left the other folks but
gave me the beating of my life! Gave me the broken cane to go and put under my bed so that as to remember when I went to go and
steal. She's our family friend o. My family sure had a word with her afterwards and I loathe her till date.

cito us:
You could be wrong u know. I wonder how u know me so much to come to this conclusion. I am a man of my own and have never been the type to tow the line. So your conclusion is definitely reached with an erroneous assumption.

It is an unspoken thing that every woman knows. Never marry into a family that doesn't accept you

S@mi:
[size=10pt][font=Maiandra GD]Chiéé !!! Enough stories flying up & down sounds funny to me but they still remain the fact. I could still remember some bad experience back then when my parents won't allow me to join my friends in playing football and whenever I return late from school " Oh damn  my mom ill tell me to[b] pick pin for an hour +[/b] , there was a certain time I had a poor result at school Oh damn, my parents ceased me from watching tv, playing video games, friends weren't a

People won't really understand how painful that is. To pick pin! The worst kinda thing ever!

Kilode?!:
Nope, I already shared my "wise" thoughts on page 5; https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=511646.msg6796826#msg6796826  


If you insist, just take a few koboko lashes out of Dayokanu's stories, mellow his dad down just a little bit and you pretty much have mine

DayoKanu's is a bit on the extreme side. I mean really that is so crazy!

An uncle of mine flogged and told me that he would leave a mark on my body so that I would never forget telling him " I will get you a cup of water when i am done"
I still have the scar to show for that! I mean I wonder how a grown man would beat a little girl with the intent to leave a scar on her body.
Now he wonders why I never call him.

Another one that came to stay with us for a bit flogged us with belt buckle because we forgot to bring the clothes inside the house before the sun went down.
That was our crime so we got some serious whopping. I swear it is amazing what we went through as kids sha

Sam Milla:
That is exactly what happens when you shoot first before asking questions.

Didn't I tell you to NEVER address me? Run along and keep it moving.

inspired_m:

The Parents has intervened

Requested for their Daughters Bank Statements, Worked it through And a re payment plan is being worked out.

The Primary essence of Going Online was to get someone that knows her Family/Parent reach to them about the theft and That's bn achieved.

Well good that things are getting sorted on that. Good luck and I hope you get all or most of your money back

^^ Care to share some of em with us?

madlady:
@Poster you are blameless, you just need advice.

Most of the replies on your other thread seemed positive.

Your ex was just afraid of the unknown ( I know how that feels)

I hope things work out for you.

Yes. I think she did herself a favor because fighting for a man over his family is like losing a battle before you even try to
She made the right choice because you'll def succumb to your family under pressure. I don't blame her.

Oh wow@ DayoKanu. You even remember the dates. I'm kinda wanting to hear the mother of all. That is crazy beating o!

Oh you lot give it a rest will ya? E don do!

Whatever happened to the 14grand and all that? Amazing how that story has died a slow death

Nice car. If persin get this kain ride no more flying okada be that

hackney:
A deep insight into the tribal sentiments across the nation.
shocking.

Gbam! I had no idea it was that deep until NL

Collecting slap over someone else's wahala. That is before you don tok you have receive 3 hot ones
Having you go and pick "Pin"  If anyone has been punished like this before then you know it isn't funny at all
First time I was told to pick pin I went around the room looking for pin. That brought on more punishment.
They are quick to hit and beat the hell out of you for one reason or another. Kai!

^^ Manish looking chic. She has come a long way

inspired_m:

Its not a Stiletto Pump, Its a PORSCHE   

You're right! It ain't no Louboutin or Ferragamo

jay bee:
Mid engine = under the uni-body structure

you need to take a ride in it first  
I don hear u
How much?

20GBP a lesson. I am not expensive at all.
PS: Abeg not a fan of sports cars. I have enough Adrenalin in me so I don't need another heart thumping ride

spikedcylinder:
'Hater'. Stop beefing her tomato hair.

Now that you mention it. . Have you noticed that a whole lot of irrelevant people have the invisible haters
the bad belle people. 9 times out of 10 most people don't even know they exist. The same way people brag about
the non-existent "swag" . I laugh out loud for real

jay bee:
Chei inspired and pictures. Dat ride sweet die.
I am seriousy considering it

That thing looks like a toy.  

jay bee:
OK u win   me i no get strength to argue jare
shey u go be ma english teacher

Pay up first then I'd hook you up with proper posh type of English Lang
Because I want you to stop murdering Aunty Elizabeth the Queen. 98% of folks here
have been killing her since this site was made.

^^ Make she dye am black. LOL

See excuses
You can't use it's(It is) and an in the same sentence o
It is a hybrid not it is an hybrid.

spikedcylinder:
^^ Evil pikin.
I'm more surprised at[b] Nicola Roberts[/b], she looks gorge!

She "can like" to look like a duck sometimes sha. I am not feeling the red hair. I swear it seems Serena
had a fashion intervention and bam! She's looking great these days even though I think she has a manish body
Better than being fat

^^ That she is. She's stunting with it! Now I wanna try something like that

jay bee:
KK it's[b] an[/b] hybrid of boxter and 911

Where is the Gbagaun Mopol when you need them?

Amber has expired!

Serena be looking great these days. We thank God o

Jujubee

omotee4u:
He who wears d shoes knows where it pinches. I don't blame u all. My beef with him is not abt d girl but because she brings back memories of his act with his sister. He said he started d relationship wt d girl cos he felt I was going to leave him when I got to know abt his incest. U are all detaching urself from dis story b4 u respond. Take a minute, imagine urself in a 7yrs r'ship wt formal plans for marriage and then dis. Don't I get any credit at all?

Don't be blinded by the word "Marriage" it is a very serious commitment and you ought to be smart about it.
It isn't just a title. You are just going for the Mrs bit and not thinking about what happens afterwards.
You lack self esteem and you need to work on that first as you can't truly love another without loving yourself unconditionally first.

Make the right decision about this or suffer the consequences. I wonder why you'd even think to marry this man after
all you know. WOW!

La Jet Set

ojubi:
I am a registered nurse, practising in Nigeria. I wish to practice in the US someone should please tell how many years it will take me to register, read, write, and pass the board exams and then start practicing. PLEASE Just put me tro. IF EVENTUALLY I GET TO THE THE US HOW LONG WOULD I WAIT BEFORE I START PRACTISING?

This is almost impossible now. With the economy the way it is. . Most if not all states aren't hiring internationally anymore.
Most US residents are having trouble finding work talkless of getting someone who they have to sponsor.

Ujujoan: You deserve a hug for that response. So SPOT ON!

Tracey121:
Here is what I stand to believe, when we meet that special person we always know, and u can look across the resturant and fall in love with a waitress, I mean, I know I have fallen inlove with ppl who are not even close to what I want and call my ideal partner, I mentioned that more than once in this thread and also them turned out to be not what I thought they were, I am not looking for a gold guy blv me, I am looking for love, that feeling, U know that feeling, that feeling that makes everything not to matter, that feeling that makes your knees goes week, that makes your stamach have butterfly, that feeling of love but I havent find it, the very last tym I had that kind of feeling Im looking for was with my veyr first BF who turned out to be related to me, and until then I will continue searching, U should understand guys that we find love in a very strangest places and we tend to fall inlove with what we thought we never wanted, it happens so everything else shouldnt be bothering you and yes I am the real thing and if a person cant see that and[b] appreciate my feminism and my individualism then off he goes [/b]

And you wonder why you're still single.
Listen and re-read what she just told you. You have to be realistic about these things.
No tall, broad chested and light skinned guy who is totally in love with you is gonna come over and sweep you off your feet.
Last time that happened. . it was to Cinderella and her and him have been stuck in a limbo ever since.
Wake up and get real!

spikedcylinder:
Please define the following:
1. Fishwife
2. KMT

lol @ fayawo.

Kiss my teeth