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stuffed "Cor-boh-cor-bor" AKA (Aubergine)

Zap.i.n.g dead! He heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Died! YOU pipo have killed me with laugh! OMG Ohsisi won't kill me for my mother tonight o!

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DON'T wear weaves that are old and sweat-ed out. It looks even more ridiculous in the summer
DON'T [/b]be too marchy marchy and please keep all the colors of the rainbow in the sky where they belong. Wearing some color is good but over doing it is bad!
[b]DON'T wear foundation that doesn't match your skin tone.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]If yu like her so much den y didn't u help her when she need money 4 the much needed shoes? [/color]

Chei you mean like this? Well she didn't consult with me first otherwise. . the babe woulda been smashing!

mohawkchic:
~I say she needed a skirt & cute flats/heels to have pulled it off effortlessly!!

~The whole thingy w/ tights is okay on stage! Even on Lady Gaga its unforgiving!

I think it woulda looked a bit extra with a skirt but if she wore some nice heels. . . chic woulda blown Rihanna out the water. . well not really but still
her whole look is kinda sorta fierce!

I wouldn't dare wear those shoes MC. I will fall and break my ankle. I bet it looks great on you!

MadLady: Oh cool. I will check it out. I will post photos of my cuff bracelets soon alright

^^ Meanie

mohawkchic:
https://www.labnol.org/assets/images/YahooSmileys/smileys7.gif~ On Point!

LOL You have to add yours MC. Go ahead. We all have to contribute

Honestly speaking. . . this girl isn't half bad at all! She killed it. She just needed to wear a different kinda shoes.
Most folks swagger jack all the time

chamotex:
Yes!
You've only seen one contender now

AH I have seen what you look like o! And hmmmm

chamotex:
I'm not black . . . I'm light brownish
I fine pass that yellow fever up there jor

Really? I beg to differ o!

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I agree. Those pants are hideous.

Ladies and Gentlemen. . . the weather is looking great out there. Let's us throw things in here that will help each and every one of us look great and fashionable this season

DON'T [/b]wear flip flops if your feet has hundreds of callus on it. Coroney looking feet should be covered at all times
[b]DON'T over do the trend thing. Wearing everything you got from the high street is a no no. You have to mix things up
DON'T wear sunglasses inside at a party. The sun is outside and not inside your house/party.

DO [/b]wear clinical strength deodorant is you have hypersensitive under arms. No body wants to see you sweating like an Xmas goat on the dance floor
or in a random photo on facebook. Ladies we all know how you lot like to put your hands on your waist. Look well before you do that incase of incacities. Also
none of the white streak on your armpit either. Fashion faux pas.

[b]Do wear things that accentuate your body habitus. This means no trying to dress like Rihanna when you have backside like Monique

Hmmmm Cuff bracelets! Tres cool

This is an argument that shouldn't even be had.
If black women are disrespectful towards you then date outside of your race.
It is quite simple and very uncomplicated!

Just remember that disrespectful men and women are everywhere and not just limited to the black race.

IkeLike:
Because a lot of women today are full of it.

constantly asking me to buy you something.

the constant nagging to call you.

The constant bothering me to take you somewhere.

Yet-- I ask for ONE thing-- and the woman has a CONNIPTION about it.

No SIREE, thank you!

No selfish ladies in my life.

I deal with enough selfish people in my professional business life on the daily whom only look out for themselves-- I dont need a pushy bossy and selfish female invading my personal life too with her silliness.

females need to step their game up.

this is why a lot of guys most happiest moments in life is when they were single and young. and why a lot of men cheat. It's always the woman's fault!

no baggage of a woman, and no constant catering to her.

Grow up and take some credit! You are exactly what you attract at the end of the day. Sometimes it isn't about what you say but how you say it.
Sounds like you are bitter and have some unresolved issues with women. Every woman isn't going to be what you want in a mate. Keep your eyes open and be mature about your decisions. Men cheating have nothing to do with the general population of women. A man who wants to stray will.

There are women out there who have worked hard to earn their degrees and to nail a job down in this economy. No sensible woman will be asking you to take her out or even buy her anything! Out of the goodness of your heart if you choose to wine and dine her. Stop acting like you don't know any better than what you've just managed to spew up there.

PS. A man who cares about his woman doesn't need to be reminded to call or even do those little things that won't cost anything. When a man really wants a woman; he is goes after it and hard as well.

Where is Monique? She is the one that put this sort of mess in people's head.

MadLady: Looks very similar. Where did you come across em at? Ebay?

atilla:
Wow I find it hard to believe that a Nigerian university GRADUATE would not be able to write simple sentences as you say. This lady might be she is dyslexic or not being completely honest you about her educational history!!

Please take your time before you marry this lady and make sure you learn more about her especially her family background.

That is not far fetched! I see a lot of people even with PHD that have a problem with tenses.

Germany is a team to watch this WC. They just messed about with the Aussies today.

The sad truth is that the majority of Nigerians have problems with English Language and the use of tenses. We see them daily on this website. Send her to school where she will learn how to write and speak.

stillwater:
Brazil would have done a better job in thrashing US behinds like the way they did in confederations cup.

It is a one off. Let's wait and see. Hot shoes you've got there btw

stillwater:
So USA don sabi play ball?

Na luck and mistake. US sabi play sey pigs don learn how to fly abi?

Oh well everyone gets a point out of this game. Green is in for it!

nateevs:
Why Onyeawu no choose to play for Nigeria?

He didn't want to go and dance about on the field that is why.

I can't believe this game is going to end like this. Common ENGLAND!

~Sauron~:
MLS is shyte. . . . .no need to overestimate it.

So shitty. Let's not even start!

nateevs:
The press will make sure he never earns a dime from football anymore. .

British press no dey play. He is done for!

Sea level ko? Change ball ni!

Chei this goal keeper won't kill me o!

stillwater:
Thank God I did not watch the match. I could have collapsed.

You didn't miss anything. I am so miffed I woke up to watch that crap!

No Bullshi.t: Chris Brown

Tonk us they will.

USA line up out. Interesting!