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spikedcylinder:
Valentines? Oh lordy. This yeye season is here again.
Last year, I gave my boyfriend an orange. This year, I will give him sardines.
Oi.

By t[b]he way, I am orobo and I have a bandage dress[/b].
Na you know.

Dead!!!

madlady:
WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!


To be honest I lost over 2 stones some time back, my problem part are my dogs, those things would not go, jamo speak, "belly and batty dem no fight each other"



@Poster PLEASE PLEASE FORGIVE FOR RUNNING AMOK ON YOUR THREAD

Better yet model the dress for us with your head cut off if you like. We will give you honest responses on it; that way you can have a proper think at it and then do what you want. lol

kay-pawpaw:
My jobless Street nieghbours who does nothing but to arrange themselves in front of their respective houses and continue to mope at you. I have to continually say good evening from the first house on my street till I get to my house on my way back from the office each day

lol something about this made me laugh

madlady:
chika98

Thank you for the advice

Tell me 4true who looks better in this, the normal body type or the thin body type?

I would say average body type with a little bit of stomach. U see Spanx can only do so much so if your stomach isn't all that flat then hmmmmmm

MHC dem shoes are looking lovely but I already have something like that. Good for you if you get it on sale I really haven't had a problem wearing boy blazers as they fit me well. I don't think I have that much of a broad shoulder.

Ebonyeyes:
Hey babes, long time no speak. Happy New year and hope you had a good holiday. My holiday was quiet and restful

Just make sure you only eat a lettuce leaf because any slight ummm overeating will give out that pouch effect Im sure you will look beautiful

Babes even the toned celebs use spanx, its been the well kept secret for years . But average Lucy with a little more flesh on the bones who wears spanx has to spill out somewhere (so they have back bosoms or sausage thighs)

Ofcourse I know about Spanx but how many people can pull that bandage(choking) dress off? Very few folks. MadLady you had better have a re-think! lol

Co wetin? Why buy the cow when the meat, bones and milk is up for free?? He'll cohabit with you then go ahead and marry the girl he met on a vacation in Spain. Na today??

mohawkchic:
~No Kidding!https://www.labnol.org/assets/images/YahooSmileys/smileys78.gif

~ Not using Any Pain Relief or having a Home birth? or Both!

LOL don't listen to her. Sounds good now till the pain kicks in. I bet she'll be the one yelling for an epi. Home birth ko? Breath in and out in water ni?

kokoye:


Be romantic about my wife on Nairaland? naaa

But for real though, I do talk about her every once in a while . . but I hardly startup threads about her.

I will blame myself if I bring up something about her and some slowpoke posts makes some nasty comment that I cannot stand . .hope you understand

I dont joke with my woman . . treat her and my sisters with all the respect they deserve, whether i'm anonymous here or not.

It is my toddler son who does the funny stuff . . and it is ok for his age.

peace.

LOL I totally understand sir. Messing about with you but hey it is better to keep private things that way. Deuces!

I think you should move out without telling them. Let the roof light on fire! You are not a child anymore.

Swishing sounds fun. I will say check it out and see how it goes. I have found that going to surburbian thrift stores tend to be better than city ones. I mean sometimes you can see Chloe bags, Chanel for like $15 or so. So cheap!!! I will really do some of that this year and put photos up when I get something. If you ever organize a "Swish" party then let me know. I will like to hear how it went.

Christina got the gift of "Jugs" for some they get the gift of stomach. FL gators what do you reckon yours will be?

busygirl:
I bought a very similar paul's boutique bag for £60 because i liked it but returned it after 48hrs as i didn't av peace within. Thinking, I'd spent way too much money on a bag . It's worse now coz i can't concentrate, i really want a PB bag So, i'm going bac at some point this week to get another bag from paul's boutique. _{[b]Afterall, some people spend over £1000 to get LV's and gucc[/b]i *just thinking loudly*}

Sometimes it is their boyfriend with "John Smith" connections that buys it for them

What about if you don't have anyone to give a gift to?

Now those dresses are nice but only on really toned flat stomach women. Seriously body shaper won't help in this case because the person will be busting out of the dress. Have you seen the look on Raven Simone's face at times? Chic looks like she needs to be let out of the dress.

Saw it at Midnight the night it came out on 3D. One of the best movies this year

MyHonour:
i sent her a text message that i cannot cope again and opted out. She tried to negotiate, but i refused.

So you couldn't even MAN UP and meet with her face to face??

The blessed for all of our sakes can you please write in smaller font??

stillwater:
I've seen other girls. I'm not worthy of the crown.

Awww isn't she humble

mukina2:
Dj Lewis is a clown
MOkobe tries too,

LoL crase pikin

Yeah he is.

Stop Ko? Continue

mukina2:
noo , na that 'zaminamina' one
she loves it
big baby shame nor catch you ni?

Okay that one is nice although old. Like the Shamakwana series? DJ Oudy1 has it so does DJ Lewis

mukina2:
Chika
same to you oh

funny thing my baby and i were watching BB DJ before she slept off

Which song? His new Hommage to the dead president??

mukina2:
hahahahahahahahaha

ok lemme help you,

start counting sheep .

1 sheep,2 sheep,3 sheep
any luck yet?

My Coupe lover, happy new year to you

4 Play:
Calling Paddy Lo a retard is an insult to retards.

@Omo Ibo
Can you stop trying to save face, you have been shown up to be absolutely clueless. So that Europe depends on Russia automatically means that UK imports from Russia are anything but negligible at the moment? I suppose the UK is a synonym for Europe.

LMAO! Y'all are dishing it out now aren't ya? Funny stuff

honeyguy:
9ja gurls make me laugh lol
newayz il rather marry a pig than marry a 9ja gurls with all their make-ups. they look innocent and tell all sort of lies to make them look good. NO doubt they are very educated, good mothers and good cooks but ugly, syck in bed, lie too much about their past, always nagging and all about money. Imagine the first 9ja gurl that forced herself on me slept with 3 of my friends and always asking for money.

LOL Seriously slap yourself! Does this response make any sense to you? It isn't by force to contribute

kokoye:
I take your posts in good faith. . . so no hard feelings.

Well, if you need to know, my son makes me happy . . just like his mother. 

Good! I just want to hear about how happy she makes you every once in awhile. Haba ! Be romantic every once in while na

debosky:
Little UK gas comes from Russia - it comes mostly from Norway, the North Sea and LNG imports from Qatar.

There's no gas shortage, the only thing needed is increased storage capacity.

The weather should continue. . . . this is like normal weather in Canada and everyone is freaking out.

I am saying the same thing. I think they aren't equipped for a tad inch of snow or something hence the out cry as if the world is coming to an end. LOL

kokoye:
Easy. Go thru my all my posts (from day one, if you can) then decide.

I wonder how many times I even post though.

Did not know I had a follower!

LOL don't you wish!

I always run across postings about your son. That is all I am saying.

kokoye:
GO n look for some other lady's story to self-service on.

Water boy like you

I am not a man
I only wonder why you always talk about your son and not your wife. Would be nice to hear about her once in awhile.

SEFAGO:
So that you can start sending me messages- i know you girls, u don flood my mailbox finish, last time I put my photo up- my google email account reached his limit

Never again

Buhahaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Sure!!!!!!!!

spikedcylinder:
Thanks a bunch. Please let me know if you come up with anything.

@ topic
Boyfriend blazers.

I am with you on that but you know the most inexpensive way to get em?? Go to a thrift store and get some boy blazers and fold the hand. Na so! Viola you have BF blazer


@ Topic
Pointed booties
Leggings
Shirts with shoulder pads and embellishments
Washed out Jeans
Wedge booties

MHC I am feeling that whole thrifting thing. I will get into it too this year. I need to get some blazers and what a better way to get some in expensive ones?

Resolution would be to wear things I am comfortable in. Don't buy the things I don't need. Learn how to wear different kinds of make up for different occasions. Look more fab and stop obsessing over fragrances . Find our bargains and shop then.