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ProgrammingRe: Investors Seek Legal Recourse After Founder Trouble Kills Kloud Commerce by chim14(op): 2:19pm On Oct 22, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:
U struggling to pull out $8 from payoneer?
huh


Why should anyone take your opinion in such matters seriously? angry
If u like o take it serious or not, you are entitled to willingly fall in a pit after recieving a warning from people u feel u're bigger than, choice is all urs idiot grin
ProgrammingRe: Tech Team Needed.... by chim14(m): 2:01pm On Oct 22, 2022
truthCoder:
I went through your profile. You are one of the noisemakers.

Not a single tech value beyond reselling wordpress templates and themes. You could not even learn basic react, you had to find a chinko framework to patch up your html .

You are angry simply because you do not fit in.

So you decide you should bad-mouth everyone else who is trying to pull themselves up.

I would spare you the koboko on this thread simply because this is a thread i created for serious minded people and i do not want ass-hairs like you to derail it. Mark my moniker and commit it to memory, ignore my posts if you have nothing concrete to say. We are not responsible for your penury.

Have you collected the 8USD in payoneer? grin grin grin grin grin
See this CockroachDB talking grin
You see what am saying, this is a very stupid Parrot of a Naija Developer talking. He's a scammer guys, he has nothing to offer that's why he's looking for free tech team to decieve with revenue share.

All talk no show complete rubbish, I hate these kinds of naija tech dude with passion. They are the ones that bring out their small d**ks & urinate complication all over a project that will take a baby developer in diapers to do.

You can't afford to pay for developers / programmers why come up with this bullshit thread. Fu**ck you a million... Am out.
ProgrammingInvestors Seek Legal Recourse After Founder Trouble Kills Kloud Commerce by chim14(op): 12:36pm On Oct 22, 2022
Over sabi and to much big grammer & long talk is whats killing anything Naija tech

Investors Seek Legal Recourse After Founder Trouble Kills Kloud Commerce

https://weetracker.com/2022/10/20/kloud-commerce-shuts-down/

When I go talk, people go dey think sey I no knw anything. See nw
ProgrammingRe: Tech Team Needed.... by chim14(m): 12:32pm On Oct 22, 2022
truthCoder:
Every serious tech guy would know that the requirements i listed above are the very basic for the stacks i mentioned.

Which one is 'out of the world' here?

When you start your own tech outfit, you can require your team to just know 'states and capital'

Cheers
Abeg go and sit down and pack very well, this is the problem of Naija tech, over sabi and grammer

You will end up being like this so called startup better read well, this might be the future below:
Investors Seek Legal Recourse After Founder Trouble Kills Kloud Commerce

https://weetracker.com/2022/10/20/kloud-commerce-shuts-down/
ProgrammingRe: Tech Team Needed.... by chim14(m): 10:59am On Oct 21, 2022
I just hate majority of naija developers / tech.

Dem too like long talk and out of ths world tech requirements. I have stopped joining any naija programmer whatsapp / slack groups.

Parrot, Proud & Worthless bunch....
Business.... by chim14(op):
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Investment..... by chim14(op):
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ProgrammingContact To Create Cloud Based ERP & Document Mgt System by chim14(op): 9:31am On Oct 08, 2022
Need a cloud based ERP or Document Management System to store & manage your office files in digital form, whatsapp/contact below:

0 8 0 5 0 4 4 7 5 0 7

100% Uptime, File Storage Can Span Decades

I Provide Longterm Support And Upgrades
ProgrammingRe: Got Invited For A Senior Frontend Developer Interview. by chim14(m): 9:15am On Oct 08, 2022
You'll end up wasting transport better use the 6k to chop suya or go to Shoprite.

From experience in Tech, alot HR that invite for interview don't know their Job! They invite every d**k & harry.

You'll be surprised when u get there & dey look at your CV, they'll say "Oga you don't have what we need" or "Your place is very far, we need people close"

At the end you just burnt transport, time, & energy for absolute nothing. All your body go breakdown for nothing.

Invitation for interview these days doesnt mean you've got the Job, take it from me, except you are bored & just want to stroll, then its fine.
ProgrammingRe: If You Would Win A Billion, Would You Still Code? by chim14(m): 10:38am On Oct 02, 2022
Answer is capital NO!!!!!!!!! I go throway my laptop and be hiring code Monkeys to do the work while I munch on KFC bucket chicken (Big size), travelling the world, shopping designers, jewelry, five star hotels, acquiring luxury cars & mansions. I will join the rest other billiinaires to fight climate change grin grin
RomanceRe: This Picoworker Dey Pay O! by chim14(m): 11:02am On Sep 28, 2022
Digital Slavery, no thank you.
ProgrammingRe: Who Can Help Me Pull Out $8 Just Stuck Payooner :) by chim14(op): 6:47pm On Sep 20, 2022
Coolguy34:
Nobody
Exactly, not worth the risk. It can only work if its someone you know very well, not a stranger. Except that person can afford losing $50 if I turn out to be dishonest and not transfer back...lol
ProgrammingWho Can Help Me Pull Out $8 Just Stuck Payooner :) by chim14(op): 6:16pm On Sep 20, 2022
I have small $8 remaining in my Payooner and can't pull it out cuz the max to pull out is $50.

The only way to get moni less than $50 is to have another Payooner user pay you the naira equivalent of what's in your account and send $50 to your Payooner account and you then transfer $58 back to the Payooner user.

So the thing is, who is willing to take the risk of helping out wink
ProgrammingPaypal Are Criminals by chim14(op): 5:11pm On Sep 15, 2022
A tech startup with a wildly successful GoFundMe is now at the mercy of PayPal, which is holding over $1.3 million in sales hostage

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/flipper-zero-paypal/
RomanceRe: National Anthem Of Naija Babes (watch Video Clip) by chim14(op): 9:07am On Aug 24, 2022
chim14:
This is the National Anthem Of Majority of Nigerian Babes Watch grin grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5IvR9FR4X4
RomanceNational Anthem Of Naija Babes (watch Video Clip) by chim14(op): 9:06am On Aug 24, 2022
This is the national Anthem Of Majority of Nigerian Babes Watch grin grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5IvR9FR4X4
RomanceRe: Why Are There So Many Ugly Babes In Lagos Sef? Both Island & Mainland by chim14(op): 12:16pm On Aug 19, 2022
IbrahimSkiba:
The beautiful ones are not yet born
Omo they are born, na to locate dem, the better ones ny be the work.
RomanceRe: Why Are There So Many Ugly Babes In Lagos Sef? Both Island & Mainland by chim14(op): 12:14pm On Aug 19, 2022
parkervero:
Those things you mentioned are to your opinion. I might conclude that you are not what you claim to be if I saw you.


Do remember the general saying beauty is in the eye of the beholder .
grin Ha ha ha, the beauty in the eye of beholder for the average Nigerian man Na Yansh or Ass ny dem dey look.

Me I look at everything from an eagle's eye view. No be only yansh.
RomanceRe: Why Are There So Many Ugly Babes In Lagos Sef? Both Island & Mainland by chim14(op): 10:11am On Aug 19, 2022
IbrahimSkiba:
I'm not in Lagos, so I can't relate
Wen you are used to seeing handsome guys or pretty girls and you relocate to a City were there are none, I bet you will relate.
RomanceRe: Why Are There So Many Ugly Babes In Lagos Sef? Both Island & Mainland by chim14(op): 10:08am On Aug 19, 2022
IbrahimSkiba:
Yeye post
Are you among the ugly ones grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Are There So Many Ugly Babes In Lagos Sef? Both Island & Mainland by chim14(op): 10:01am On Aug 19, 2022
parkervero:
Do you meet the criteria or requirement of a handsome and cute guy, yourself?
Yes I am tall, dark, handsome & intelligent plus humor. I wont put out this post if I knew I was ugly.
RomanceWhy Are There So Many Ugly Babes In Lagos Sef? Both Island & Mainland by chim14(op): 12:43pm On Aug 18, 2022
I just miss seeing Beautiful Clean Normal babes both Ajebutter & Ajekpako. All these years I have been in Lagos so so wor wor babes full everywhere, no real clean eye candy.

When I say "Ugly" I mean both Average looking (Normal, nothing special) and the Real Ugly join.

I Tire grin grin

RomanceRe: My Experience In Working For A Big Company That Pay Well. by chim14(m): 7:21pm On Aug 08, 2022
One lesson to learn is, when you don blow or get money, esp after suffering and everyone has given up on you, dont let anyone know.

Let them know by accident.

People normally run from u wen there's nothing to benefit & magnet wen there's something. Dats y after u don suffer & God bless u big, no go announce urself.
RomanceRe: Do You Know That Lucifer Is A Woman? (pictures) by chim14(op): 9:56pm On Aug 07, 2022
A Spirit can choose to be male or female, or both.

Tell me why did angels in heaven o lust after beautiful women on earth and came down all the way from heaven as beautiful as hwaven was to have taste Sex? Angels o, not human being.
RomanceRe: Do You Know That Lucifer Is A Woman? (pictures) by chim14(op): 5:16pm On Aug 07, 2022

RomanceRe: Do You Know That Lucifer Is A Woman? (pictures) by chim14(op): 5:15pm On Aug 07, 2022
siofra:
Yeah. Even God is a woman.
For were, God na Man grin
RomanceRe: Do You Know That Lucifer Is A Woman? (pictures) by chim14(op): 5:08pm On Aug 07, 2022
Alot of magic and action wink
RomanceRe: Do You Know That Lucifer Is A Woman? (pictures) by chim14(op): 5:07pm On Aug 07, 2022
[quote author=Trilz post=115477221]Is this series interesting?
Maybe I need to see the movie when I'm free.

Yes oooooooo! I started watching today
ProgrammingRe: Laravel Dev Need A Job by chim14(m): 5:05pm On Aug 07, 2022
Some people here nw, will now give you a very complicated coding work & offer to pay 5k grin grin grin

Dats the sad reality of Freelancing in Nigeria, hunger will be there every now & den, cuz u go code project like jacky, but money no reach to do any better thing.

Naija Programmers are like Magicians that do magic but dont truely have respect & awe from spectators.
RomanceRe: Do You Know That Lucifer Is A Woman? (pictures) by chim14(op): 4:56pm On Aug 07, 2022
Janesouthall:
@OP...according to the book of adam which was not included among the books in the bible due to what ever reason the people complying the books then had.

Lucifer or satan or devil or morning star...tempted or try to manipulate the first man ( adam ) severely but did not succeed. So he or she ( devil ) switch to eve, because women have been programmed to believe what they hear...even till this day..
Interesting....
RomanceRe: Do You Know That Lucifer Is A Woman? (pictures) by chim14(op): 4:55pm On Aug 07, 2022
Totilopussylick:
And she gave birth to Tinubu
grin cheesy grin Abeg I no fit laugh

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