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6k gone. Wait till businesses open proper and go to dem physically and complain not call or social media.

In Ajah, Lagos you will see most of dem wear only oversized t-shirts moving around on the streets.

Stay away from underage girls o, b4 dem come frame you & u see yourself in prison. Or better, record dem on camera & ask of their age b4 u do anything sexual so you have evidence. If they lie, its on dem.

She's even fat, average looking and unattractive sef so if she run den the man shld move on.

My dear between you and me I hate when someone does me that on Whatsapp. If I where you, I will tell him to his face instead of coming here to complain. If he cant convince me, I just get rid of the mother fukers number, period.

I have started to learn to do it to now. When ur level change & you're free, and carry people along they normally take you for granted. I know from experience.

When you chat too frequently to all dik & harry, you expose alot.

Just get html theme from themeforest and slap on top of Laravel, code your thing the way you want and be the ALPHA & OMEGA

I know how to use wordpress, but I dont like it. I use in very rare cases, maybe I jam a client & what he/she has is in Wordpress....

Omo that guy is living under a rock. Who told you hookers don't have jobs? Dude is very naive.

AndroidAI:
This is a typical story of a poor man that went to Lekki expecting everyone to look as shabby as him. When reverse was the case, he tagged everyone fake.

Exactly my point, its inferiority complex. I have worked in Lekki & I can say nobody send you or have your time.

Wen I moved to Lagos I discovered I dress even more than the people there cuz of where am coming from, but Lagosians no send me...lol Everyone is thinking about TRAFFIC!

Well it's Lekki so "cain your line" mind your business. The sweet thing about Lagos is nobody send you.... Its in places like Warri / Delta you wear funny stuff & come out you'll see people publicly calling you out.

Lagos nobody get your time. So I think the problem is not Lekki, the problem is you. If you dress ok normally you wont have problem worrying about what people think, but it appears you went to Lekki with village clothes, so you are nw having inferiority complex.

I believe you 100% you don jam....ha ha ha

Plenty of this kind of people full Lagos with very useless prices for programming & web development.

If you manage to take it, dem go come form Oga for your head on top of 20k as if they gave you 300k, while the idiot dude is wasting millions on other useless ventures.

And they can speak grammer for Africa, dey will first bombard u with sooo much grammer & promises in the beginning just to buy low and sell high.

Someone asked a very simple straight forward question, see all the plenty grammer "I too know" responses.

All she needs is hire one or two web developers that have similar experience or close, simple! Una jst dey talk plenty nonsense, dats one thing I "hate" about majority of "Naija tech devs", they talk to much and make simple things complicated.

Premiumwriter:
lolz. I don abandon that line because of this same thing.

Glo no serios

I tire for them o

Hello all,

I have not been able to make a single call with my Glo line since Tuesday, are you guys experiencing similar issue?

What I hate, is with all the moni these girls make, dem no fit use am polish demselves sef.

TOPCRUISE:
Sleep with a girl for 30k. No wonder girls of nowadays say they can't date a stingy man, since they know they can spread their legs for any man who is able pay them 30k. And such men are in abundance.

True, a girl told me she met a guy with big dk he couldnt penetrate her small petite pussy so no sex, he still paid her 50k. And am like WTF

The fact that you pay a higher price for sex, doesnt even gaurantee a fulfilling experience. Some with the high price tag dont like sex, so to them it's like if at all I let a guy sleep with me, he must pay thru his nose to get it cuz I don't like it cuz your dk can shift my womb

Sad reality is if you tell this guy to go to a boutique & spend 30k, he can't do it. He'll say it's expensive.

He can't even buy a bottle of champangne to chill, he will say ah dat one na for Davido.

He can't buy full roasted 6k Chicken at Chicken Republic or 14k kfc bucket chicken, he'll say I no get moni for that one and settle for less.

I pity us men, I wish God can shutdown all these our sexual craving for women, the world will be a better place and we will reach our full potential.

Not judging o, cuz once you start carrying woman, it's very difficult to stop, you become a captive.

They are the most materialistic of all tribes. No matter how good you are to them, they will leave you for dead once cash flow stops.

Rexymania:
Na bcus money dey your hand na. Broke for 2 months and see opposite of respect

Very true. When it happens u will be surprised the same wife will tell u to curse God & die like Job in the Bible.

But if dats hw she is naturally with you having money & without, then you are a blessed man. A Nigerian woman normally loses respect the moment money no dey or nothing to gain.

I just think d leg chain thing for naija babes jazz comes first b4 fashion. Since d increase in runs is on the rise and ladies sleep up & down to make a living, it wont be uncommon for dem to use some sort of talisman to protect demselves.

Leg chain, waist beads is just d one we see, what of talisman that is in gel form, a lady rubs in her VG b4 going for runs or hookup.

Beebah321:
Next time when you see them, ask them why them dey wear am.

I done ask dem o, even waist beads and they just say "Its nothing...." and quickly change subject.

zexy2030:
We live in a world of encryption and symbols. Some things u thing is harmless actually means a lot to the users. For instance rings on fingers: each finger represent something only for those who can decode. So u r innocent of u use none. No one can define you.

Leg chains is used by some sect of individuals as it looks like its generally accepted its a subtle way to push LGBT to be accepted by the society as normal. If you understand women subtlity, you will read their messages easily.

True, but I love wearing rings, I wear mine on my little finger. But it has no encrypted meaning I wear purely for fashion or dressing purpose. I love the ones that glitter with gems.

To me I see the ring as symbol of wealth, greatness, prestige, uniqueness in addition to fashion.

dawnomike:
For some, it is talisman, for some it is a way lesbians get to know each other depending on which ankle the bead or chain is worn and for some, it is just an art of fashion.

Wow very interesting to know, like me I like wearing rings just for fashion sake not jazz or any encrypted or diabolical stuff just pure fashion.

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Its very common in Lagos espercially Lekki/Ajah axis to see girls wearing beads or chain on their left leg.

What does it mean, is it some sort of talisman or something?

Am curious to know what u guys think.

Why is the guys hair scattered like mad man in the pic?

NUJABEZ:
I dated one silly girl recently.

On our first date, I took her to a fine dining restaurant, an art gallery, and a virtual reality gaming center. I spent a lot of money, if you know how Lekki things run.

Now this babe isn't jobless, she works a job where she's very highly placed and earns more than 500k per month. I know this because I have a friend in her workplace.

Now where the issue started is after we've been on several dates where I freely spent on her, she began to tell me she wants the baby girl lifestyle, as in expects her man to keep her in luxury and pamper her at all times. Told me that she's very materialistic and that gjfts and money was her love language.

She also said if she gets married she won't contribute to the household because it is the man's duty to provide everything. She now told me the story of her aunt who was a director at a very big company who used to come to their house to cry often because her husband, another director does not give her money but takes care of household bills, has built a house and pays tuition for four private school kids.

I asked whether the aunty earns well, she answered yes, she does make a lot of money for her senior position. I then asked why isn't she using that money to make herself happy? She said because the aunt does not feel valued as a woman because her husband isn't giving her money.

I held my position and said it didn't make sense what their expectations were. I also began to understand where she got her values about men and money from. That day, we had a big argument. The first in our one month relationship.

That night marked the end of the relationship because we broke up three weeks later.

The typical average Nigerian girl. Me I no wan marry or date anyone of them. Better to stay single & enjoy my money. A big majority are just useless and not worth the stress.
Any woman dat cannot spend on her man and remain feminine, respectful, altruistic or kind, responsible, is totally worthless dont waste your time with them they lack emphathy with heart made of stone, enjoy your moni alone.

Even if this is maybe fiction, it's a good one. I miss the days of reading a good novel.

Simplicity is key. Learn what you are confortable with, not anything you see in vogue.

Like me I hate React and some new generation javascript frameworks like mad, I prefer vanilla javascript.

Its a project that forced me to adopt a js framework and I choose mithril.js cuz I got confortable with it, no stupid npm installs, u plug the cdn and play.

In programming I always first seek the easiest & quickiest, less complicated route that am comfortable with in solving problems. Afterall,David killed Goliath with just a stone and a sling Samson killed a thousand philistines with just the jaw bone of an ass

We are in the same club. I LOVE staying indoors alot. Only time I go out is to shop for foodstuff or if I need to buy sumtin.

As long as light is there, internet, enough food. What am I doing outside. Highest is stroll within my estate, get a cool soft drink for my food & am back inside.

Were u will want to kill yourself staying indoors is when money & food no dey, OMO u go wan die.

truthCoder:
CockroachDB is a distributed SQL DBMS which i have used on a few of my projects and which simply works. If you can use PostgreSQL, you can use CockroachDB. This anal-drop-template-hawker thinks i am a scammer because his horizon is as short as a pig's eyelash.

There is nothing wrong in learning new stuffs. Google is there to help you. However, when people search for your name on Nairaland, dumb comments like this would appear. You would now wonder why no serious person wants to give you a web dev job. Can you even deliver?

You are angry because you can never be in our team. As e dey pain you, e dey sweet us, as e dey sweet us, e dey pain you.

Who says its only tech you can make money in this world? Am not ashamed of who I am, I bash when I see nonsense and tell it as it is. I dont care for any ones opinion.

What Can You Idiots(stupid team) Build With Your Messed Up Tech Deck? Absolute nothing

I dont or never want to be in any rubbish naija tech team. I have been flying my plane solo in tech with my unseen SPOK(Spirit Of Knowledge) and I love to keep it that way. I personally hate teams, u see some stupid idiots & show offs either slowing, messing or complicating projects