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Dont take women seriously, dont look for committed relationship with naija babe except na pure Ajebutter wey no dey comot house, wey eyes never open, dat one make I talk as dem dey talk am for Warri, give belle marry am sharp sharp.

Den dont marry or be committed in the first place. So that if you travel one day & see Calipso, Cleopatra or Sheba, nothing hold u down u are free.

Its easier to ask a lady out when the vibe is their.

Jst casually say lets go out to so so & so place it will be fun. If she say am not chanced twice, just forget it, she's not into u.

A babe I vibed with well many years ago, I never asked her out, na she call me say she want to visit me on Christmas day.

I jst told her dont come o, or I go give u belle🤣🤣 She say its a lie. I told her am serious. I stayed alone.

Lorayne:
Lol. You definitely losing that money

Omo, recipe for disaster. Except u're very good. Many people u see broke today had money before but its betting, forex dat took everything.

1. Pay any key outstanding bills owed.
2. Go to KFC and buy big Bucket Chicken.
3. Buy Enof food stuff & goodies to last me for 1 year.
4. Buy clothes shoes perfume.
5. Log into my brokerage account & buy TBills, govt bonds, mutual funds etc.
6. Start a small business (Very important)
7. Travel to another state for a breath of fresh air & tourism.

There's no naija that dont have spiritual problems. Most is of our own making.

There are women you sleep with, ur life will just tank to the bottom.

Why they are some dat after sex, doors will just open and good things will happen like magic. After explainin ur life problems to d babe b4 sex, if she likes u she'll say "don worry money will come". B4 u know it next day ur phone will ring, business wuld start comin.

The problem is if u come chop dat moni no remember d babe u're in trouble. You will lose everything again 🤣

If u hookup & carry woman u will relate with this thing am saying.

I understand d dudes frustration sha, fighting spiritual battle is not easy whether u pray or not.

Shey I said most Igbo women have hot temper from what I noticed, u guys were insulting me, oya nw.

https://www.nairaland.com/6916959/why-majority-igbo-ladies-women

The woman in the video na Igbo woman, they generally hv hot temper, its like one Ogbanje takes over...lol Whats the essence of getting married?

No one is too old to learn anything. Problem with new generation naija is pure laziness.

You just sit there foolishly asking stupid questions when you have access to internet that has a wealth of knowledge.

Naviystiles:
I want to convert an indicator from trading view pinescript to mql5 for meta5

The code or what

If all you want is sex, dont be in a committed relationship, be single & let women know what you stand for. I always let any lady know dat am not interested in relationship & dey quickly get & freestyle.

manoflove22:
it painful tho but i get to let go, im now single and i gat to start my savings lifestyle again



Dating Nigerian girl is like a bondage, phew

Its sweet being single in naija, so you didnt know? I stopped dating long ago when I realized na waste of time.

Someone that has been hungry for 2days, u mistakenly send money to his/her account. Just forget that money.

But wait let me ask, if the girl say bros I hvnt eaten, let me keep 4k, send you back 10k, would you agree?

I have the feeling you'll still say no curse, threaten & want to fight...lol For me I wont mind if she collect 5k, send me the rest.

@worried222 You talk too much, that the problem & one thing I hate with majority of naija developers, all they do is brag & talk. When one small dummy blogger or tiktoker or youtuber is making millions doing stupid things.

Oga go sidon jor & chop complexity...lol

LikeAking:
Even if no AI. US companies will still layoff massively is their style...

boom and doom, and repeat...

When you are a 9 to 5ver & u lose ur job. Even if you have money in the bank, the first 2 months will be very depressing.

LikeAking:
Nigeria most copy na.

Na our way.

Even b4 US naija don dey layoff since...lol

Bla bla bla!

I learnt programming out of pure curiosity & I hated cracking my head all the time, so the best way is to automate.

A.I has made development alot better, this is actually the era of celebration for programmers. You guys just dont know it.

worried222:
Sometimes it’s not about what you like or what you don’t like. It’s about the job market most of the time.
I don’t know if you are just starting your career as a developer or already established.
I doubt if there’s any professional JavaScript developer that doesn’t use one of React,Vue, Angular, or Svelte as his frontend framework/library.
Same goes for backend technologies.
There’s a reason why companies use them.

Oracle is a multi-billion dollar company, yet the tool I work with everyday was built with just html, css & jquery. And they have an army of professional devs. Use what work best for you & u're comfortable with. Dont get sucked up in the hype, u must not learn & know everything to be successful.

bassdow:
reason some of us don't bother Contacting no matter the number of "URGENTly NeedEd" words it contains.

Also, [most] [nairaland] Nigerian clients are that way. Reason it helps you know how to spot and filter them out. Some go beg you, tell you stories of their generation, make you believe they have bigger projects waiting since they want to first "Test You with this" and should you mistakenly fall for that, dem go still continue adding features and adjustments till frustration make you get sense

That's exactly how they are. They will start forming big man. One dat contacted me frm here recently told me that he wants to build stuff, till date u call he wont pick, chat barely respond. Most are very unserious & think programming is a joke.

If you are nasty, you're nasty. The fact that you are having your period no mean say you go disrespect your man.

Simply ask him to give you space, you're not in the mood very simple. So anytime u hving period, your guy will just avoid you or help out. But naija woman, for were they go form quarrel & insult at the slightest provocation.

That's why am happy being single. Only me, no woman wahala, I sleep & wakeup in peace. Go anywhere I want to go, be with any woman I want to be with no strings attached.

I love my peace of mind more than anything. It's rare to see a naija woman that will give you peace of mind, they like money, quarrel, fight & insult like sumtin else...lol

Let me tell you before hand, this dudes price will be around 5k to 20k max.

I know & am sure, trust me being in this programming game for years.

EricBraven:
Why though, what stack are you?

I use mainly use vanilla javascript / jquery most of the time.

l also use mithril.js occasionally as my frontend framework depending on the project & need for it. But I try to use it as little as possible and mainly use the good old raw javascript.


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Sumone here will now contact you and start pricing 15 or 20k...lol

The average Nigerian man think tech is cheap, they will rather pay carpenter 200k plus than a programmer.

I noticed that the average Nigerian girl is dumb and uninteligent. They cant keep up with convo online cuz their mind is always on money & fast food.

Dont waste your time dating dem, jst hookup & move on. They are not worth the stress.