₦airaland Forum

My own addiction is not even the whatsapp app, I'm really addicted to nairaland . Always checking for updates every hour .

Aiseluck:
They have shortlisted

Is this a question or statement ?.

thesicilian:
I don't even know the direction to my village.

Well done .

Any Sept 29 birthday mate here, preferably based in Lagos ?.

Lalas247:
If you are scared of flights or plane my advice
Never ever ever sit by the window .. your life will flash before ur eyes .. wings looks like it can snap off shaking like paper

Seats close to the window are my favourite position in an aircraft . Good view on how the wing flaps especially during landing .
I'm not afraid of anything happening , something must kill a man btw.

Earthquake1:
She may be lesbian, unfertile, a witch, body odour, a murderer, dumb, anti social, greedy etc.

Only one person ?
Pls pity her small Na .

She may be lesbian, unfertile, a witch, body odour, a murderer, dumb, anti social, greedy etc.
Only one person ?
Abeg pity for her small Na .

CROWNWEALTH019:
First class in abroad is that one first class?


My unilorin 2.1 is better than masters in UK

Keep deceiving yourself . If you can afford a quality education , go for it and stop this your self appraisal .

Hello everyone ,
Pls Can one come to the exam with the printed profile page in the place of the registration slip ?
The system showed an error message during Final submission and he was not allowed to resubmit the form in a second attempt.
Note, he got invited for the exam via email and test messages .
Thanks .

GloUlor:
Please my mail for practice materials especially based on last cbt. I wrote for last year and quite agree with Niyogeol.
Please forward to gulor188@gmail.com or what particular focal point on the Indiabix?

Pls forward to kelechi29@ymail.com.Thanks

[quote author=Garule01 post=57152968]IF YOU NEED THE QUESTIONS AND YOU DROPPED YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS, CHECK YOUR MAIL NOW.
YOU CAN REPLY, FOR THOSE THAT SERIOUSLY NEED IT

Pls send or forward to me as well via : kelechi29@ymail.com
Thanks

You should consider pursuing a career in Civil Engineering with Architecture .
Thank me later after 5 years when u start making exploits.
It' not late to do now .

[quote author=Goodlyhrt post=55662954]In my dream I had the pleasure of watching the greatest art piece being made. I wasnt the one making the painting though, someone else did... It was like an apprentice being taught by a master. The painting was that of a man, perfect in every sense of the word, only that it couldnt breath or talk. Like someone recreating reality.
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Sorry I coulndnt find the right words to describe the painting, but any clue on what it means

You should consider pursuing a career in Civil Engineering with Architecture .
Thank me later after 5 years when u start making exploits.
It' not late to do now .

[quote author=adelcole post=55094290]This is a serious matter oooo.

Lagos travelling for Job no b wasa!
Yu get there you later find out nay #fake.
And So many other things.

Other things including GLNDs in place of Oil and Gas jobs.
It's well.

YOUNGSTUNNA:
I can teach you web development for just a little token

I'm also interested to learn . Let's meet pls.

You are in the spirit .
They are the best for now .

Too bad for the Arik airline .
I actually gave up on them since 2014 after a horrible flight experience from London Hearthrow - Lagos international airport.

[quote author=Keneking post=54012614]I am coming first...see how he would share the money

"Pls if you have 800k at hand would you travel abroad to hustle (legally) or would you stay here in nigeria to start up somthing.?? "

- Transportation runs N10,000 ( Beneficiaries are yellow buses & BRT)
- Finger print N5,000 ( Beneficiary is Nigeria Police Force)
- NDLEA clearance - N10,000 ( Beneficiary is NDLEA)
- ECOWAS passport N35,000 ( Beneficiary is Nigeria Immigration Service)
- Flight cost N350,000 min to any reasonable destination ( Beneficiary is airline)
- Visa cost and processing N100,000 minimum to any reasonable destination ( Beneficiary is country of interest)
- Winter jacket (1 pc) N10,000 ( Beneficiary is Bend down boutique)
- Luggage N15,000 ( Beneficiary is Road side shop)
- Sneakers (hard sole) N15,000 (fairly used)
- Convert the balance pocket money = $650 (Bureau de change)
- Accomodation - street
- Hygiene - street
You are in the spirit .

Seems everything is happening in Lagos.

Why are they recycling the same story ?. Nairaland is getting boring these days, next pls .

Pls add 07081906733 on the whatsapp group to keep me updated . Thanks .

Is that Yemi Alade in the August column ?
If na so , then I don hammer .

What else do you expect in a country where the issue of gas flaring is taken for granted .

Only few of them. My spec as well.

SirWere:
If I can find a woman that can succesfully perform Interpolation; solve nth order differential equations and actually explain string theory to me.



I'll fucking worship her

Pls send to kelechi29@ymail.com . Thnks.

solleypee:
For those who might still need d cinfores software - extracted questions "widely regarded as NDDC P.Q" (verbal, general, logic & ICT) drop ur mail cos i'll be sending the most I can extract by tomorrow.

I am taking the CBT on June 4, please send any revision materials to ;kelechi29@ymail.com. Thanks.

Youu nailed it .

mathelo:
lgnorance sometime should be hidden in the box of silence. But when the carrier is enhanced with such audacity burried in confidence, this is what we see. Who told Op that our court of law is subject to societal sentiment and opinion of international communities. If not because our citizens lack patriotism why must opinion of any society take precedece over our Supreme Court. Op Court of Law is not Court of opinion and court of law works with evidence

[quote author=fucklikant101 post=37651698]Just got back to Nigeria few months ago after 7 years in eastern Europe, I studied there and worked 2 years there and saved up. Now I am in Nigeria, I know 2.5 is very little but at least it is something. What type of business can i start with this?

Pls help a brother out [/quote


Get one or two plots of land in any developing town or Village and thank me later in 4years time.

Good one