₦airaland Forum

davidylan:


sheath swords o abeg. Mamaosisi please e don do. Chimaze, so after sending you adobe acrobat, the next thing is to be throwing igbo insults at my . . . (thank God my mom never taught me igbo!).
Tiffy abeg, just let it go.

See fine thread turned into a roforofo fight while our looters in power smile to the banks on the backs of our divisiveness!

davidylan how are you? I'm yet to receive anything from you o. I even left you a message on that thread.

Zulu onye ike, Kedu ka ime? Kudu maka oliaku gi? hope u guys are all good?

My bros mad people just full this Nairaland. But you know what? I get their medicine plenty.

debosky:
dude if you have nothing to contribute to the thread, leave

whether it was insult/curse/hex/slander I don't give a rat's behind. don't pass comments on people you don't know anything about

Hey man what are you talking about?

ThiefOfHearts:
chimanze, why would a person say you insulted them if you didnt? Who are you to say if a person should be insulted by something or not?


Btw, it's "their" not there

Is that enough for you? I suggest you don't question me again. I always have proof to back up what I say esp when it comes to you people that spew trash then try to deny it days later. Fine you want to defend your fellow hypocrite in The Lord, but this time, I suggest you mind your own business.

Curse is a swearword, obscenity, or blasphemous oath, and non of my post has a curse in it. Therefore you've got nothing to prove.

If you don't know what a curse is, I suggest you should go brush up your English.

ThiefOfHearts:
as opposed to "rabid dog"? and should I remind you of the many horrible things you called MamaPut, "chimanze"

Please stfu and get away from my face.

I never cursed mamaput, I only told her the truth. if you think otherwise, I challenge you to tell me where and when.

ThiefOfHearts:
Rofl, isnt it Ironic?

Anyway I don't have time for that hypocrotical cunt. I beg I never wanted to be part of your Nwaneze family o. alakoba oshi

Why is it that this girl will never make 2 statement without cursing? A woman calling a fellow woman "hypocrotical cunt".

She could not even spell "Hypocritical " properly.

davidylan I'm still waiting for your email, hope you've not changed your mind?

Can we see a Picture of them?

chimaoforka@yahoo.co.uk

davidylan:
1.15GB total disk space. can't be emailed. sorry bro!

Davidylan I don't think it is upto 1GB because most of this softwares come in 800MB CDs. Just Zip it and send it to me using: http://www3.sendthisfile.com/.

I've got Norton 2005 and it works pretty good. I could send it to you.

Donzman:
How is saying that one tribe is getting into school more than the other bashing other tribes?

It might as well point to the fact that Igbos are so populated that you see them in markets and all over schools all at once.

My bros Donzman, this na true u talk o. I go add one Ugo feather to ur red cap.

babyosisi:
typical,do you always have to seek attention?.
I've finally noticed you so you can now rejoice.

If you have credible statistics,tender them here rather than going off tangent with your usual rude remarks.
you are a little too old for such childishness,after one leaves jss,we expect they leave jss ways behind.
a woman old enough to be a mother of five acting like a prepubertal youth is not a compliment

Babyosisi kedu ka ime? Amam na ife na aga ofuma?

Hapu nwa ofe mmanu, ifele adiho ya na iru. Onye agahi ede sentnsi abua ma obulu na oporo mmadu iyi.

That is anam emelu nwoke ga anu ya ebele, oga atawu onwe ya na afufu.

davidylan:
Ok, fellas. Weekend was boring, bitterly cold to go hanging out with folks.
only excitiing thing on TV was the super brawl which turned out to be the most over-rated waste of TV time ever.

What did i do?
I got myself two new software on my "machine" i.e laptop - Micrsoft office 2003 standard edition - $399.00
- Adobe Acrobat 8.0 professional - $379.99

Guess how much i paid for both? Nah, you're wrong! A whooping $0.00

Boredom pays in the end!

Please Davidylan email me a copy of that Adobe Acrobat 8.0 professional.

May God bless you my bros if you do.

Mr Frank Nweke Jr. stated somewhere that it will be liberalised soon. so lets keep our fingers crossed.

nope

Man I’ve got an ambition to run for the councillor of my town in 2011 too. But my bros I do not know where to start.

I am presently in the UK but will be returning back to Nigeria in June.

Nigeria needs independent young people like us to move her forward; we are tired of this Godfatherism.

2Face Richest?  Na Beans. When Sunny Ade, Shina Peters and co. dey not to talk of Osita Osadebe and Oliver the Coque.

He is not even in the top 15.

bill gates

mamaput:
you see so at the end of the day you want strong woman.
Anyway she wants to go to university and study accounts or some thing like that.
That makes it two houses ABI  igbo Bride price is high.
As i no get husband  i will still ask my papa what he wants. maybe also house.

Mamaput I no know which part of igboland you come from.

Bride price in my town as at 2002 that I left naija is at follows:

Graduate: 2500 Naira
Sec. Sch leaver: 1500 Naira
Primary Sch Leaver 1000 Naira.

This is what I will pay o. If you don't accept it, both of us will elope.

mamaput:
I accept. But i do not blame you. I hear say UK Nigerian girls de fear well well for their man because nigerbabes de abundant. so if woman misbehave the next one is waiting to take him.
But me i fear nothing only cockroach

Who be that cochroach way go scare my inlaw? Nothing dey happen, I've got your back .

I hope say you go still give me your daughter marry?

mamaput:
3 insult am counting.
well like any normal of your kind you should be so mad now you should go and beat up some one.

Mamaput if I've insulted you in anyway or form I tender my sincere apologies.

The thing be say you talk plenty things way make your brother/inlaw vex.

GNature:
@TerraCotta, Babyosisi got married recently

Why she no go marry? Babyosisi is a wife material anyday. All her post is full of wisdom.

She is a true woman and a mother unlike Mamaput.

TerraCotta:
Grammar police--arrest this girl.

This is what you get/when you mess with us

No offense intended, Mamaput--it's an inside joke for another reader.

You're being a bit harsh on Igbo guys here though, aren't you? That drunk fool at the party could have been from anywhere. Don't get too upset by Chima---he's just a bit worried that you're spoiling his shot at a potential Babyosisi.

Abeg leave Mamaput and her grammer alone. As an Igbo woman She dey try for the english sef.

mamaput:
The bastard would have boarded a plane to nigeria that same night

Na Yam? Abi na beans? This woman you dey talk like 16yrs old. Him go siddon dey look, dey watch make you stitch am up eh? Because na you get Germany.

Some people get mouth pass there brain.

And how are you sure your daughter told you the truth?

mamaput:
chimaze man of little faith you are calling on Jesus?
You are like all Nigerian men i know in real life.
They all hide their wives from me so that i will not open their eyes.
These men are drinking  till day break  in a bar but they only allow their wives to church and work.
One Nigerian man ask me to boyfriend him a married man.
I said yes no problem but first we will go together and tell his wife she too is allowed to have boyfriend.
What do you think he said??
You men are all the same.
cheat on your wives with other mens daughters.

A married man that knows that you know his wife is asking you out?

This shows he has no respect for you. anyway this shows the type of woman you are.

ThiefOfHearts:
did I ever tell that that I was English OR Igbo?

as for your last comment, do you know when they had the kids? do you know when she realized that he was acting the way he does? would you have perfered if she left immediatelyt things started going that way instead of trying to see if things would change?


In other words, who the hell are you to judge her experiences?

Mamaput's eldest dauter is almost 18yrs while the youngest is 7yrs. Calculate it urself ok.

TerraCotta:
Nna, relax--it's just the internet.

My bros we are here to give good advice. I can't say rubbish because I am behind my pc.

ThiefOfHearts:
Dude can't even spell "liar". Pitiful

TOH did I tell you that I am English? I've mentioned it times without number that I am onye Igbo, I even dey try sef. English man no go even fit call my name not to think writing it.

ThiefOfHearts:
and I don't see where she "glorified" it. She said it was inevitable for them because she realised that he wasn't a family man. She couldn't take how he was behaving as someone with children and they split, how is that glamorising anything? If anything I just respect how they are still civil with each other especially with kids involved

And it took MAMAPUT MORE THAN 12YRS TO DISCOVER THAT HE IS NOT A FAMILY MATERIAL EH? Say that to the dogs.