₦airaland Forum

Looks like a cobra

Crocodiles are slow poison sha.

See how calm it was, allowed pple to come closer to it before striking with speed and precision.

Patience is a virtue sha.

akaahs:
So those that broke up or marriages that crack up, marry their enemies?
To me, today's marriages have no definite path of success. Just pray u marry a God fearing person even at that sef isn't a sure way to a successful marriage.

Marrying ur friend increases the success rate of ur marriage.
Go on a survey with married couples in nigeria. Ask them how they met their spouses, you will hear rubbish.

AntiChristian:
Alhamdulillah.

There's no way you will discuss trade without discussing "aids to trade".

Discuss sex and what aids it.

* Free mixing of marriageable sexes.

* Nudity (thigh and cleavage bearing wears, shape showing wears, etc.)

* Contemporary music and it's videos.

* Bad friends.

* Etc.

Dear seun, u can see how religiously biased u are!
How did this fool comment on a christain topic without having to accept there is no allah but God!

Sorry bro

frankson1:
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The Mod is either a Chelsea or Liverpool supporter

Maybe he is hig dis night and went to bed..
because the bottle wey men dey fall for here nko be small

Mod!!!
Update this scores

Some God actually doesn't exist

casdoruche:
Its people like you that never see good in anything and never done anything that brings good.

#bad energy stay far away
#postive vibes only

I've seen good things and I'll still leave dis country again for you poor religious citizens.

Has it ever occur in ur dumb head that the more Nigeria get worse, the better for the leaders.
They will do anything/everything to crumble that scheme.

Dull head.

Eriggs:
Enemy of progress and any good news.
No wonder u remain d same way in life

Its not enemy of progress something.
The truth is that Nigerian leaders would frustrate the scheme.
Let's watch if this scheme will last 3yrs in Nigeria economy.

Poor pple like you are always fast to belittle everybody.
If u want a contest to knw who is better between the both of us, lets jst screenshot our acct balance and show one dis forum.

Watch as this ones would bankrupt

Anitalembo:
It's been 4years since I left secondary school and I find it difficult to find love after dating this particular guy(Xxxx) in SS3 like it's hell tormenting. I can't just stop thinking about this guy we hardly talk, he's not much if a talker, he's highly reserved, very quiet but I can't keep him off my head. After school I had to moved into university placed on a foundation by my dad at Bridgehouse college after that I was to study Law in the Uk everything worked fine but as for him he travelled out after his exams to the Uk resides in Sheffield. I would be rounding up my law school soon but he's pictures just keep reflecting in my head like a Fog like I freaking still love this guy like hell jeez. I'm not understanding myself, around 2019 March I have had many failed relationship Soo far after school I reached out to his junior brother who was my school son desperately to get his contact, I had to look for all means cause (Xxxx) not a social media person he's highly an introvert.

I reached out I got his number finally but to respond to texts he takes alot of time I keep calling, bugging, disturbing, everything possible just for him to come online. We text and everytime I feel crazily happy anytime he calls like my Euphoria levels are freaking high, I do sleep well, good dreams, I pray for him always I still love this guy deeply. He's tall about 6ft2, he's fair complexion vas, cute, intelligent, he's a first class graduate but the qualm is my mum doesn't like him cause he's *IGBO* When I say he's a spec's *One*

I'm from a yoruba background like family and stuffs but even my sisters dig the guy. His parents are weathly very notable people in Nigeria but very reserved especially he's dad. My dad works in an oil company but not really bothered about that.


They were time he's won't respond to my text for weeks I got worried I had to see my therapist. He's a Virgo and researched alot of things even bought out some books tho to understand his personality. I'm doing my best to graduate with a first class and I'm on it totally. He's mostly at meetings. The major problem is that most guys I dated after him just want to sleep with me like that's all and I cannot do it. He's just freaking different during our dating stuffs with him *We didn't have sex* but every other shitty stuffs we did there were times I even wanted to gift him *Sex* to him cause i loved him crazily up till now. Some of my girlfriends spoke to me maybe he's stuffs is small and whatever, it isn't for God sake like a hell freaking 7.3 inch dick like he's freaking *Perfect*

The bad side of him is that he has *anger issues* like deep ones from birth stuffs and he like being quiet in which my mum has warned me about dearestly but I still love him.

About two days I went to pay him a visit in amsterdam we met up and shit went down. We got in the room and stuffs I stripped down and he stared at me, told me to wear up my clothes. Like he's level of discipline is scary like I'm depressed tbh


We broke up due to the fact he's was traveling out now he's has gone back to hardly replying my texts and calls. I still love and I want him desperately please help. We spoke he told me to move on but it's been hard. I have been having dreams of me getting married and still leaving my hubby to just be with him. Please help

This thing too long..

Karlovich:
[i]Ewedu goblins[/i]have invaded Edo state, I have no pity for them because they signed their death sentences the moment they decided to become cultists, spits on their cone heads.

Lol

Useless man tho.
Dear ladies please and please, if u are nt ready for sex, never go to a man for help.

Cos a man will not do something for a lady for free.. Never!
Not even a man of God.

ronaldbecky:
mummy....get lost

Olodo!
Empty brain

ronaldbecky:
what is that career u are doing....same way Davido is doing well in his music career....mumu na hate and envy go kill u...amu

Mugu!
U see why I said Nigerians dont have brain.
Someone cant express his dislike for rubbish.
I nor like davido music. Shove that into ur ass

ronaldbecky:
u are an idiot,saying his music wack...them for break ur head....bcus I no like ur music no me say na wack....see ur mouth like wack,enter studio go sing nah if e easy....mumu...am not a fan of davido

You are probably were an aspiring musician who failed miserably thus started thinking music was hard.

I am doing well in my own career. Everybody must not do music.

Failure.
Dumb mofo

fati2001:
NO SENSE,, NOTHING..


THEY THINK LIFE IS ABOUT MONEY AND SEX..


BEHAVING LIKE HUMANS WITH NO SKULL....

Shut ur smelling mouth

pocohantas:
C’mon get da fck out of my mentions. Because I have been ignoring you and your rants, you think you can make it your life ambition to keep hopping on my posts with your terrible English and not-well-thought-out-rebuttals. I will munch up anything I want. Yes, Nigerians are terrible people. This includes you and that is why you are triggered, because the table you are sitting on was shaken.

If you have any iota of understanding, you’ll see Timaya and Wizkid perfectly fit into the grass-grace story which Nigerians like. So they’re less targeted. It is right there in my post, but no, you don’t ever read- you can’t even read. Once you see Poco’s post, you jump out to attack something you have no full understanding of.

I have said it before and I will say it again- whoever is fcking you better use protection. Your low IQ can easily pass for an STD and I fear for whoever contracts it.

U re a dumb human being.
U brain is empty, ntn can come out of it

Freemasonry:
I couldn’t agree more pocohontas.
It’s just as you said, they don’t want to see anyone doing better than them.

Btw, thank you for your Christmas largesse to nairalanders a few days ago.

You Nigerians are dumb.
When someone brings his opinion on something, Nigerians are always quick to judge with their dull brains.
I was in a discussion where we were talking abt music and I said i dnt like davido's music cos his lyrics re wack, see how crowd objected my opinion saying "i only hate his songs cos his father is rich". Why will i hate someone's work jst because his father is rich
You pple shuld stop dis foolish mentality. Nobody hates who he/she hasnt seen before. They knw you through the services you provide to the masses and they are free to criticize it.

Mummyfour:
please tell us more. Thrash as in he lives well or as he lives in penury.

His family is in poverty...
He can't help his biological elder brother.
Almost all his nephews are into yahoo(this was due to poverty tho)
I dnt knw abt is biological children tho as i ve never met them

Yet he comes online to share money for pple, perform "audio miracle".
Have u ever asked why he has no branch only headquater
His powers are not real. His previous personal cameraman is in the village suffering because of a sin(stealing) that a so called "MAN OF GOD" couldnt forgive.
If i start opening more stories to you, i might not do anything at the office today

Nairalandian:
In my initial comment, I talked about we being immune to it.
You sef wey dey talk you fit don catch am but you didn't know.
There's no freaking way, bruv, that the virus will invade countries better equipped to battle it and not still find a way to enter Nigeria.
Ponder on my last sentence.

Since we re immune to it, everybody shuld on with their lives...
If we re immune to it, then it doesnt exist in the country.
Why talking abt what we re immune to

[quote author=chiiraq802 post=97548379][/quote]Repeat!
I no hear you

Nairalandian:
I pray it catches you.

I go to lagos island everyday, come and see crowd naaa...
There is ntn like covid 19.
Your useless govt added vacine to the budget so that they can loot vacine money
Wise up fam

Starzo:
The evil u wish for will consume only you and ur entire household

I dnt wish evil for the anybody, am only facing reality bro.
We are literally in war...
Face reality bro, Nigeria is already divided.

Nairalandian:
[s]People keep saying there's no COVID 19 in Nigeria, but that is a big fat ass lie.
The only logical explanation to the fact that we weren't ravaged by the virus is that we have a higher immunity to it.
As for the COVID being in Nigeria, that is hundred percent true. If it could penetrate countries with better health care system, what is Nigeria.
People should stop blurting out rubbish, instead channel your energy to thanking God for spearing us from COVID.
Personally, around May of this year, I lost my sense of tatse and smell, I suspected it was COVID, but soon I got better, after about 2 weeks.
COVID is real, those who call it scamdemic are oponus. What do you want to see before you agree that there's a virus in Nigeria?
When you lose a loved one to it? Use your sense abeg.[/s]

Sharrap!
No Covid 19 anywhere

seunmsg:
Covidiots still think there is no COVID-19 in Nigeria. They think the recent surge in the country is just the government playing pranks and trying to steal money.

You are big fool!
How come nobody in the whole lagos island market has contracted it
How come election in edo was held
How come protest was held
How come Abba Kyati was buried amidst the large crowd
Etc.

You and Nigerian govt are fools and fools are useless.

chiiraq802:
Is that thing bia.fraud flag abi Gucci logo

Idiat!

SilverNorGold:
One cleric I like.. Not because of his prophecies .. But cos of his way of life... God bless you, Sir!

Nigeria is blessed!

His way of life is trash go to Arigidi(agbaluku community) in ondo state and ask... That's his hometown.
The man is something else

ostechno:
I dey tell you, if the country continues on this path the next 5 years, I wonder what the country would look like, best thing, leave the country if you can

Yemen will be better than us...
Thats why i save my money in USD. Waiting patiently for a full blown war so i can move away to ghana or cotonou sef.

Charlex23:
I don't know why this group of Man utd fans makes mouth a lot. Bcs of an Ordinary 1-0 win against wolves you guys are already tittle Contenders.

No fam... They ve bin title contenders since they started winning all their away games which my loving chelsea cannot do, useless arsenal cannot do and the f*cking guardiola team cant do as well.

Nigeria is literally a war zone