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ShyCypher:
If yu give me your number, I will...

ShyCypher:
Na dem...


PS: If this was an average Naija guy sayin' he doesn't want to settle down until 2 years time because he has goals to achieve 1st, our beloved & stupid Slay Mamas will call him "irresponsible".
But they can't say sh!t to AJ cuz he is a millionaire, so we'll hear Slay Mamas say "he just wants to concentrate on boxin', thats why" - as if we don't have married boxers.
So this justifies our proven theory that Slay Mamas are all about the money. Simple!

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ShyCypher:
Na dem oo...

Will you stop this nonsense?

Awwwwnnn.......I love her shoe in the first picture.

seunAccount:
It depend on how you view me.

Na wa o....simple question somebody cannot answer

Evaberry:
I just want to ask a question

How will she give him BJ's seeing that she can't use both hands


will be she be comfortable doing cowgirl/reverse cow girl, she has a nice ass and it will be a shame if she cannot ride

Abeg no vex o..... you be man or woman

seunAccount:
All those against her view would goto Hell.

Are you the same 'Seun' Seun?

illitrate:
Almagamation: the only topic he taught all day. Flogging was his food. Even other nearby schools came to borrow him to go and flog for them

Borrow for flogging.... Chai
Ours was Uncle Baboon cos he likes calling students Baboon

davodyguy:
do serious people go to club in the first place?

I have never been to a club before and I'm old man

Linus

Skinni:
Interesting! but I just don't want to believe this

You better don't

MykLANNY:
Good for him... Happy celebration.. Please if its possible for the federal government to add Tuesday to the public holiday let them do abeg

Lol..... I can relate

Thanks

SweetBoyFriend:
Disclaimer : When i say "women" i don't mean our mothers, our mothers are the only humans who deserves be worshipped and called women, these goat face women of nowadays are nothing but air heads and zombies

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.


200 Reasons why you shouldn't trust women ever in your life

1. They're mentally unstable

2. They're all gold diggers, they want to reap what they did not sow

3. They're all lazy, non of them wants to work, they would rather sit on their asses and expect men to go to work, come home, take them to vacation, shopping and give them money, do we look like Santa Claus ??

4. They're never unfaithful, tell me a girl who is faithful and she would be in my bed tonight, they only thing you need is M-o-n-e-y, they love that shiit

5. They don't know what they want

6. They will drain you and move unto the next guy when you're broke

7. They always blame men for their predicaments,
they never take the blame like they're all saints and perfect, oh, he's not lovely, he doesn't know how to treat a woman

8. They can't keep a relationship or marriage

9. Women act like children and I don’t trust children. They lie, cheat, steal, smash things and whine when they don’t get their way.

Trust these mentally unstable women at your own peril

I am sorry bro

Swashi007:
being faithful to her for more than 3yrs now

Thats not Funny na, its a good thing

Stellie:
love doesnt exist

It does baby.... if not you wouldn't be active in the Romance Section

[quote author=talk2rotman post=59777690][/quote]E tire me too

talk2rotman:
Most student use to make dis mistake. I think dia shld be a councelling dept in d secondary skl to guide them b4 writing waec and jamb

I concur to the counseling dept, but after counseling WAEC and JAMB go turn am round for you.

Why is his face black and his legs fair?

Also, the phone is just lying there, how do we know it belongs to him?


Anyway, his business.

rxgodwin:
Hmmm, this one weak me oooo.


Na ds kind news go make pesin discharge him wife on wedding night.


If i were a gal i wont throw being a virgin around.

That alone cant be my selling point.

You can be a virgin nd a bad cook, ill behaved and lustful.

Na virginity ur husband go chop

Na virginity ur husband, neighbours, inlaws, colleagues go live and interact with


Am not an advocate of promiscuicity, but its time to truly live by virtue amd high moral standards.



Persinally, all i need is tyte, nice chamber, good oza rum skills. Good culinary skill and manners. Aint much ryte?
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Give me five joor

Praktikals:
Pls let the sleeping dog lie, Abeg. Im fit talk say the mama resemble witch.

So you mean he is a dog?

AlwaysPad:
You forgot to mention the way they fart

My ex girlfriend has a habit of changing panties frequently which she vehemently hide the reason from me even after asking her countless of times

The day her kasala bursted is when she came to my house and I cooked indomie with an almost spoiled egg for her to eat. Thirty minutes later the sound I heard was exactly like that of a rock been disintegrated in quarry. Perhaps her fart does carry current because her skirt and pant torn immediately the bomb dropped

Naija gals can fart thunder because they eat a lot like glutton. I am not saying gals shouldn't fart in their boyfriend's presence but at least decrease the voltage from 600V to 4V. I've seen guys that died of heart-attack after witnessing their babe fart

immaculatengang:
No worry eh one day u go blow only if u focus more on music than women

speezyWears:
Your picture Got me Chinny5

Can I humbly ask for your e-mail?

Send me a msg

speezyWears:
Una dey see them now abi?

Save money well o,

I wont donate for anything..

this got me.

The 4th comment....

IdeyFindWife:
With you Milady, I'd vacation on the Moon !

NB
Why's everybody all tuned out of class? Plus that dude, fast asleep, behind you must be in his hometown already .

Waiting for the lecturer i think....

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HenryDion:
Lol I wonder what people see in that Jennifer's dairy. If I want to watch a Nigerin episodic movie, I'd rather go for Professor Johnbull.

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Or The Johnsons

IdeyFindWife:
It's in preferences man, it's all in preferences! There's some nice corners you can hang around in this same Nigeria and Africa in general that make sense die. You chop your 'foreign life' with ease and cost-efficiency too.

But, i dunno why pple always feel they gotta jump on the plane every single time to have a great outing or vacation. I love seeing new places, exploring new cultures but intentionally wasting dough while going outta my way to stick out like a sore-thumb on strange cuisines and possibly lousy weather is a no-no!

Same with me..... Can we go to Kenya together?

vizkiz:
Marriage is a beautiful thing. Just that people are scared they might not get that dream husband/wife/family they've always wanted.

Of Cuz anyone in his/her right mind will feel nervous about getting married! It is a union only separated by death (or signed paper as the case may be).

The only thing that makes the nervous is having to listen to my wife scream in the labor room. Bleep no! I can't stand that. Though I don't know her yet but I know I am go'n love her too much to be able to hear her scream in pains.

Awwwn