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I know dat ur friend wont call off the wedding but ds is my verdict:The guy wont change and it would take nothing short of a miracle if the guy doesnt condemn her body due 2 beatings and battery.My take tho.....

Mr. Flexible:
HELP! HELP! HELP!

I collected my new atm card on friday but I have misplaced the card's details including my pin.

Now I am going to a brothel this evening but don't have money.

How can I withdraw money this very evening?

*please help me, I need help more than a full grown OP who is just asking about what to wear for a date right now, thanks*

Wat is dis one sayind

Airforce1: U can still divorce him and marry a man of your age @lola..cuz I do not support dis marriage.

I do not support a young man marrying a woman old enough to be his aunt.

E be like sey na Aunty Lola peter dey call sef Lmmaaooo

U no get sense.

D bros dey find attention.E be lyk say na im wife dey collect all d public attention so d guy come devise means of attracting attention and dis seemed like d perfect moment........

Make dem kill d idiot and im brodas in crime like ritualists,rapists,419ners et al.I cant fit shout!

;DLol....Bolaino a xtain?God is working

God 4bid.Nobody z to be trusted not even me! God 4bid.Nobody z to be trusted not even me!

Go now.Do u want us 2 beg u?Mtchewwwww,bloody attention seeker!

FACIGAR lawyer: Very sad....abeg akwa ibom na Igbo state??

FACIGAR lawyer: Very sad....abeg akwa ibom na Igbo state??

Bros U dey craze oooo

`Omo,Pidgin sweet ooooo.

D bastard should die!

Olajumokeibk: The 'every three days call-card' to hear his voice evry passing moment..
Kisses evry hangouts..
How he feeds me with pop-corn and coca cola when we go to the cinema to see movies..
The cuddling wich makes me feel like a baby..
The Ecouragement during my study 'fighting' ..
And above all; The humors!
And one more thing; I will miss the fear of loosing him, dat fear ehn ? Lol He just a SOUL-MATE. . . .will hold him tight, make I no tink am abeg

Why do I have d impression dt U are lying

Dat is d best thing dat has happened in Nigeria in a long time.

Maybe it is his karma 2 die like dat.

Wetin UNIBEN dey wait forMake dem call off d strike so dat I go grad na.

Men are even worse

I dont let my feelings get 2 deep cos,I cant shout.

Fanta and zobo

We don hear

Great
Uniben Students.......Articulate Uniben Students........I miss Tosetan
and Her jollof rice

kizito047: Wanna join politics aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ loot tђε̲̣̣̣̥ country dats my numba1 agenda.no2.sleep wit all tђε̲̣̣̣̥ galz I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ tђε̲̣̣̣̥ world wit tђε̲̣̣̣̥ moni xpect my family ooo.no3 I wil divide nigeria into3.no4 I wil sell my state(imo)2 a africa country(malawi).no5 tђε̲̣̣̣̥ female bitchez N̶̲̥̅̊☺ cloth f̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊r̶̲̥̅̊ dem.D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wil ßε̲̣̣̣̥ working naked.

What is this one saying?

ASUU,Oh Nasu!

I love the Monalisa!