₦airaland Forum

During last year's Calabar Carnival, the MC asked every guy to hug a gal. So here I was, a bit tipsy. I saw this gal with very round big hips, so I just reached out and grabbed her, only to discover I was holding another guy. Check out the stares I got from those around me, and yours truly was embarrassed.

na2day?:
do u have a choice?

Once it is discovered, it loses its effect, and you regain control.

Actually, I would say that there is no just reason for men to cheat. How do you know? you may ask. Well, I am a man, so I know. I used to cheat before, but I got my victory when I made up my mind to stop that habit before it destroys me. If we all should bring ourselves to the point of believing that it is possible for a man not to cheat on his partner, then we would actually begin to see that there is no big effort at remaining faithful to your love. If you know you cheat, don't try to rationalize your actions. There is simply no because of this or because of that. Cheating is an aberration, and it can be stopped.

The poster has his facts wrong, and all you who have responded negatively, go ask for God's mercy.

Yar'Adua has achieved a lot in the health sector, exposing to the world that there really are no facilities for quality health care in the country. Maybe we should just give him second chance so he can just keep on bringing up more inadequacies of the Nigerian state.

If I catch you with another man's wife, I will make it a point of duty to taste yours, and then I will boast to you.

I know things are really at a head, but I refuse to believe it has gone that bad.

When it comes to seeing the green light, with all my experience, I still find I am blind. So someone, send me some tips on how to notice when a girl wants me.

It seems to me the media industry offers the best paying professional career in Nigeria as of now.

That is frightening.

I jump and pass. Such girls are so erratic and unstable, they never are able to accomplish any one meaningful thing in life.

Do you think Acting President Goodluck Jonathan should run for his own tenure as president of the federation come 2011, in the spirit of true democracy, not the senseless 'zoning arrangement' put in place by PDP in conjunction with the CNPP?

And if we truly practiced democracy, then this show of shame (Yar'Adua Gate) engulfing the nation would since have been taken care off, and the matter laid to rest for good.

they should marry reverend sisters so they can become reverend mothers, then we would become reverend children. That is my joking reply that is serious.

if the woman drug me, next time i go drug her, and i go do her till she no fit waka again.

Na who be dis person wey dey keep PC inside toilet and kitchen.

Let us stop arguing. There is a group of people who know the answer. Go ask those belonging to the Boko Haram sect.

Sometime late last year I had cause to travel from Calabar to Oron by speedboat. We had gone some minutes into the journey when the boat's engine developed some problems. As if that was not enough, it started raining. Here we were, batttered by the rain, and at the same time worrying about the engine functioning, then all of a sudden the engine died. The heavy breeze accompanying the rain began to toss the boat whichever way it pleased, and just then, I thought of my life, of all the bad things I had done, and I just realized i was not ready to die. All the trouble that had begun just ended abruptly, and it had taken all of 8 minutes. That was the longest 8 minutes of my life.

At least you did not pass out. And I am sure the relationship did not end because of that.

@poster, wait until they legalize arms okay. let kidnappers use you for breakfast

D'banj for introducing Isi Munirat in the Mansion.
Guv'ness for picking on Rita.

Austria - Vienna

she is not cheap. maybe she just needs a friend she can offload her heart to, someone who will listen to her when she speaks. you don't have to fix your mind on only one thing in relation to the women folk.