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PoliticsRe: Death toll rises to 4 in Blast Near Mosque In Maiduguri After Friday Prayers by Chiori(m): 8:51am On Dec 31, 2011
Bomb more of the infidels, that is what we are doing. They will learn not to touch Christians again.
PoliticsRe: New Year Shocker Awaits Service Chiefs by Chiori(m): 8:48am On Dec 31, 2011
It is an unnecessary move, as nothing new will come of it. Just pass a law permitting us to defend ourselves.
PoliticsRe: Christmas Day Massacre: 10,000 Protest In Kaduna by Chiori(m): 11:41am On Dec 30, 2011
yesboss20:
That's a welcomed development to the Boko Haram menace. However, it would take a lot more of such protests to change the present state of affairs condoned by this seemingly overwhelmed government of ours. Action has to be taken fast, maybe even through rogue attacks or guerilla methods.
Thank you! That is what I am talking about.
PoliticsRe: Christmas Day Massacre: 10,000 Protest In Kaduna by Chiori(m): 10:15am On Dec 30, 2011
Alfasegh:
Any non-violent approach supported.
Stop dreaming. Wake up and welcome to the real world - scud missile for bomb, gun for sword, LMGs for rifles, earthquake for fire.
RomanceRe: Re: Childhood Love: Blood Covenant!!! Help by Chiori(m): 10:12am On Dec 30, 2011
Ijogz K:
HAVE DATED AND AM CURRENTLY DATING A LOT OF GURLS,  But am now thinking about settling down, and she's d only 1 am condemned to marry,  We r talking about Blood Covenant
There are two things involved, either you marry each other and/or die; or you go for deliverance and move on.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Offer Thierry Henry Two-month Loan Deal by Chiori(m): 11:55pm On Dec 29, 2011
I am an Arsenal fan, but I am not happy with this move. It has exposed the clubside as lacking in dynamism. I mean, how much sense does it make to go back for a player who is well past his prime, and plying his trade in a non-football league? It is the worst move Wenger could have made. I would have preferred his going to the Brazilian league to go get fresh legs to groom.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Petiton Thrown Out! by Chiori(m): 11:49pm On Dec 29, 2011
aagarba05:
Amusement, indeed! The Almighty knows best how Jonathan managed to 'win' the election with all the requirements met. He, the Exalted, also knows who is the best to rule Nigeria. Besides, He, the All-Knowing, is the Best of Judges. He perfectly calculates everything and knows what will be the end of all this impasse. Let us all wait and see!
Wow! I like the way you put it. Can you give me your house address, so we could meet and talk things over.
RomanceRe: He Saw A Pack Of Condom In Her Handbag. by Chiori(m): 11:19pm On Dec 29, 2011
@op stop being dummy. she bought it for you
PoliticsRe: Islamic Scholars Condemn Xmas Day Bombings by Chiori(m): 11:09pm On Dec 29, 2011
No one should take anything the Islamic scholars have said so far for the truth. Lies are best told in English. These same scholars are the ones who give the order for BH to strike at us. Let them get ready to die, 'cos we will not spare anyone of them. It is our turn to bomb. Watch out!
PoliticsRe: GEJ Meets Sultan Over Christmas Day Bombings: A Commendable Move? by Chiori(m): 11:04pm On Dec 29, 2011
To be frank, I don't trust these Muslims anymore, and that includes my cousins in Bauchi. They will tell you in English that peace is the best option, then the interpreter in Arabic will go on to say 'Death to the unbelievers and Christians'. I trust none of them.
PoliticsRe: Christmas Day Massacre: 10,000 Protest In Kaduna by Chiori(m): 11:01pm On Dec 29, 2011
I don't support the protest one bit! Protest is for cowards. I favor reprisal bombings. That is a better way to get our grievance against Islamists heard in the land. All those in favor of reprisal, say Aye.
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Fantasy? by Chiori(m): 10:58pm On Dec 29, 2011
My #1 fantasy is Dame Patience Goodluck. Oh! If only she comes to me, Someone call Mrs. Chima for me, I need someone to be beating every morning.
RomanceRe: Re: Childhood Love: Blood Covenant!!! Help by Chiori(m): 10:55pm On Dec 29, 2011
I thought this post was to ask us what our childhood love fantasies were? But you are telling us your problem. I started digging them girls as early as I can remember in the school toilet, so I was in reality.

Ijogz K:
Well i was in Primary 5 then and she was in primary 4, i loved her die and she also felt the same way about me. I cried on the day of my graduation and held her hands and told her to promise that she would always love me. I picked up a glass bottle cover(counter) cut myself and her palm, and made a blood covenant with her,  I got into secondary school and she traveled to Jand as soon as she was through with Primary school, now she doesn't even give a bleep about me anymore, though i didn't hear a word from her through out her Secondary school days, but i was cool with it cuz i knew that she was a good gurl and would keep herself for our marriage. Now she's been through with Uni for the past 3yrs, and i asked her how far about us, she was like what we had was due to infant acts and it really didn't mean anyfin. But i still feel the connection till now, and i know that she cant prosper or be successful without me

When i sleep, i fink and dream about her

when i sing, i see her image

The painful fin is that when i even traveled to Jand and i asked her to go on a date with me, she refused out-rightly. And the funniest thing is that she's still very pretty and single. Though she now uses glasses

What can i do to posses my possession back. Cuz i cant also be successful without her  sad
Force her to rape you.
RomanceRe: Just How Much Insults Are U Ready To Tke From Ur American Wife because Of Greencard by Chiori(m): 10:44pm On Dec 29, 2011
@lefulefu, did you get this shot from a nigerian film? honestly, maybe i am having a nightmare. let me wake up. or maybe the guy is forced to take that pix at gunpoint. the old lady has a gun in her left hand behind him
RomanceRe: I Told My Pastor Wife That She's Hot by Chiori(m): 10:31pm On Dec 29, 2011
Ijogz K:
So are you, Boring Mdarf*ckers
Others go church to go hear word, or to find wife. Your own na to go compliment Pastor wife. If say she agree for you, you for shine your Pastor's wife's kongo then keep quiet. I go tell that Pastor's son to hammer your wife. grin grin grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys, How Do U Feel When A Woman Turns Ur Proposal Down? by Chiori(m): 10:27pm On Dec 29, 2011
MarcAnthon:
Calm down bro. Don't take things around here too seriously pls. It was all just a joke. Hope you understand.
I'd be stupid to take NL matters serious. It's all talk, mostly fixin', nothin more.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Petiton Thrown Out! by Chiori(m): 10:23pm On Dec 29, 2011
pres-elect:
now that buhari's case has been thrown out, how long do we have to wait before the next wave of violence in protest of the ruling emerges?
We are not waiting for them to get violent again. We take the war to their doorstep. This time we call the shots.
RomanceRe: Guys, How Do U Feel When A Woman Turns Ur Proposal Down? by Chiori(m): 6:46pm On Dec 28, 2011
Mrs, Chima:
The real morale is, you are too scary to respond to a brother that dissed and laughed at your dumb arse and you are mad because you have slipped and announced online that you can't get a chick to marry you!

Sucks to be you biatch!
I can see how married you are, trash can to a 9ja loser. Go get an autopsy, that's all that's left for you around here, you dead meat.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Petiton Thrown Out! by Chiori(m): 1:50pm On Dec 28, 2011
Very good. His statement sometime in 2001 that he would islamise Nigeria still haunts him, and he can't win an election in this nation. I wonder if he truly thought he would win, even if it were in a runoff election.
RomanceRe: Teen Pregnant After ‘swimming In Pool’ by Chiori(m): 10:16am On Dec 28, 2011
That Mama is an idiot. She is right. Her daughter got shagged in the pool. silly child slut.
RomanceRe: Men/boys, Would You Allow Another Man/boy Take Your Woman/girl To An Event? by Chiori(m): 10:14am On Dec 28, 2011
Yes, but he has to be her brother or cousin whom I have known before. If it must be someone else, my son has to go with them. Nonsense! Why shouldn't I trust my wife? If it is important, no wahala. My wife is surrounded by people of character.
RomanceRe: Men, How Do You Feel When Your Woman Cries? by Chiori(m): 9:59am On Dec 28, 2011
Your woman cries, it's time to comfort her and then conclude with some lovemaking.
RomanceRe: Guys, How Do U Feel When A Woman Turns Ur Proposal Down? by Chiori(m): 9:58am On Dec 28, 2011
Mrs Chima seems to be dumber and dumber. Can't you see the morale of what I posted? Simply means, you lose some, you win some. Period.
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by Chiori(m): 12:27am On Dec 28, 2011
Depends on why she slaps me. It is easy to be magnanimous when I am the one who caused the pain. But if she is in the wrong, she gotta leave my life - temporarily.
RomanceRe: Guys, How Do U Feel When A Woman Turns Ur Proposal Down? by Chiori(m): 12:24am On Dec 28, 2011
It has happened to me so much it don't bother me no more.
RomanceRe: Dont U Feel Ashamed When U Bring An Elephant As A Wife From A Western Cuntry? by Chiori(m): 12:20am On Dec 28, 2011
Elephant don finish for my village? Instead of Oyibo elephant, I go just enter Calabar or Warri pick one fat Mama-Put. At least she go sweet to hammer.

Mrs, Chima:
LMAO@Lebiggestfool changing usernames to create bullshit threads   grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
@Mrs, Chima, did your Nigerian ex give you fermented sperm to drink before leaving you? I can see you're still hanged over three decades after.

claremont:
@OP: Eat your heart out! grin
This is correct true lovey! cheesy grin
The guy must have hooked up with her as a plea bargain for her not to testify against him in court. Am sure she is Mrs, Chima's sister,  or Mrs, Chima herself.
RomanceRe: He Dumped Me After I Lost My Virginity To Him by Chiori(m): 12:09am On Dec 28, 2011
@Bashybabe, you've been punked. Did you just turn 14 years old? You are not the first, neither will you be the last to be test-driven without being bought. I would do same thing as he did. After all, why buy what I can always borrow. Besides, whenever he calls you to get over to his place, can I shock you? You will go for another round of test driving.

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