I think she talks regularly with don jazzy. That hello ma is like a joke. Me and my females friends do tell each other sir and ma

Dem go buss bottle on top this guy brain if him nor take time

Homeboiy:
Messi right now

Na so we go take go carry the world cup

Which world cup lmao. Him fit come my house I go give am my grandmomsy ancient metal cup to appreciate him effort

Lmao. After them catch am e come say na test. Na real thief. Op better dive in and check cos the pathway might me wider than a mainroad

Me and my half of my department for just go if them do this for my school
Always high

Is this not the same guy that asked 8f his wife will have sex with his dad. Ppl get wahala o

saintgoogle:
He might be listening to the songs from the other side

Guy thank you. This would be a fire name for a trap mixtape


SONGS FROM THE OTHER SIDE

Omo even me wan folo heal that private part

naijaboiy:

Oh! Well I’m not particularly like that. But there are guys like that and I’m sure you would agree with me too.

Some of these unenlightened girls(no offense), judge the size of a dick when it’s in a flaccid state which is wrong. Allow that pipe to stand at attention and then you can judge on the actual size of it.

I'm one of those lol. And I like the surprise on their faces after the initial look of disappointment

brandonc:
Am a guy. I was 25yrs last month. Pls I need a real and matured advice! Am still a virgin, I don't have a girlfriend and am ashamed to tell my female friends cos I always brag of being the best in sex. The issue is, I want to have sex, its really disturbing me and am masturbating a lot. I feel the first sex is important and that I should give it to someone I love but its been years I fall in love. All I have is numerous female friends who would not believe am a virgin. I don't care anymore about love I want to do it with anybody but I can't tell my female friends, no I can't tell. I will be the talk of the town. Now my guy advised me to get a prostitute. In fact he has narrated my story to a prostitute who felt sorry for me and offered to treat me well when I come and my friend has promised to pay for me. One of my friend, a Lady who happens to be one of two people on earth that knew my status as a virgin told me that my virginity would be important in getting my love life back again, that I should just find the right person. But really I don't feel like that anymore, I think about sex everywhere even at the church or at school. Pls advice, my first sex, should I go to a prostitute? I can't wait anymore. Apart from masturbation am doing all sorts of bad things which I won't like to tell u here. pls advice. I think am a bit afraid of going to a prostitute. Thanks

Lol dont do it with a prostitute. Just control one of those ur female friends and enter them

bingbagbo:

SEX IS SWEET BUT...

Have you ever wondered why God carefully positioned a membrane of blood in a lady’s sexual opening? It is a tinny membrane that partially or completely covers the opening of the vagina. It is called the “HYMEN”.

Why would God-Our Maker put a breakable tissue full of blood at the very door of the sexual opening of the female? Why is it filled with blood that spills away when it is broken

It is God (our creator) who set that blood filled vessel there as a covenant blockage, a sign and a token of a covenant between the bearer and whoever plunges into her opening.

Before God, the disvirgining of a lady is not a casual act of fun. It is a serious covenant struck and confirmed by the blood shed on that day.

This is God’s way of saying, “Whoever plunges in to this woman shall only be able to do so by making a blood covenant to be joined to her for the rest of his life, from that point onward.

Little wonder why sexual intercourse was designed by God to take place only and only after the marriage contract is sealed. The one who made the body (the hormones, organs, nerves, tissues, e.t.c) said it in clear terms in 1 Cor.6:13 ,

“Now, the body is not for fornication”.

Anyone who chooses to use the body for fornication must know that he/she is working directly against God’s plan and there would definitely be a consequence now or at old age!

There is a spiritual bonding, a supernatural process that takes place in a lady’s heart to the first guy that enters in to her especially at that particular time when the hymen breaks.

There is no covenant without blood: this is why the membrane contains enough of it. As a matter of fact, what happens the first time a lady has sex is not just sex but an immersion and a bathing of the man with her hymen blood to initiate a covenant that is highly recognized in the spirit realm of both light and darkness!

Many have washed useless boys with that hymen-blood. Many have struck irreversible covenants with men that have nothing to do with their destiny. Many have shared that hymen blood in sexual activity with demon possessed men while some others have struck such precious covenants with their fingers, candle sticks and intimacy gadgets as they exercised sex with it.

If only they knew, many girls who carelessly allowed themselves to be disvirgined in a bid to be among the so called “big girls” would never have done so.

This partly explains why many girls are not yet married, yet their spiritual composition is already shattered
and imbalanced, because they have mingled their souls with that of different men.

Dear Singles, know today that there is a definite proportion of your virtue that leaves you each time a man enters into you and when that man leaves you, he leaves with it.

Just imagine how much of yourself would be lost each time a man enters into you without any properly signed marriage bond or contract.

Sex is a spiritual affair, giving of yourself to another has strong and terrible spiritual implications. A broken hymen opens you up to the spirit of the man that broke it, and any other spirit whatsoever that may have mingled with that man’s spirit, those who have mingled theirs with him and the spirit of any other man that enters into you thereafter.

Pre-marital sex is not fun at all. What happens between the lines could be deadly and dangerous. The very first day a lady, or a man does that, there will be spiritual transfer of destiny.

The sin of fornication gives demons and
occultist people direct access into your God's given destiny..

BUT THERE IS GOOD NEWS....

If you are reading this post, and you are not yet married but you have lost your virginity in ignorance, hope is not lost. In times of ignorance, God over looks.

If you surrender your life today to Jesus Christ and stop having sex with any man you are not married to, He will redeem you and will restore your virginity and break every covenant you might have contracted unknowingly through sex, and why not give you a good husband.

So guys, ZIP UP!!
Girls, WISE UP!!

The fly that refuses to heed to advise follows the corpse to the grave.

So what of girls that break the hymen from physical activity. Exercise, and stuff like that. Have they made blood covenant to be involved in that activity for life?
Skerraut

naijaboiy:

Pardon me what’s a grower? Do you mean body builder?

Small flaccid dicks, large when hard

Small ass. The ass is 17. It's just average ass

Guy u get carryover lecture for elf. Go there

naijaboiy:

Yes, in it’s flaccid state. And forget the size, this man might have the kind of stamina many big dicked niggas do not have when it comes to sex.

Only his wife or girlfriend can testify.

Bros u are a grower right? Na why u de defend am

Can I use it to subscribe for data plan ??

dollyjoy:
Some guys are generally dumb by default. Show them all the signs in the world they still wouldn't know what up.

Cos this signs may be the signs of a girl that sees you as her best friend/brother. I have learnt that enough times. Ended up even choosing picture for one not knowing that she was looking for the best pic to send to her crush. All after seeing these signs o. So we are not dumb, we see these signs, but we are just careful.

Lmao. Reminds me of my first time

Congratulations bro. Drive safe. Nor let ur friends wey u carry for car ginger u to do fast and furious o

What's my own. Breakup kor breakdown ni

thowbie7ven:
Yeah!...it's a sign the End time is near...

Hahahaha

darkmarky:
signs and wonders. Send her videos of ladies proposing to men too

Lmao I tell u bros. I will send couples with babies to her sef

Meanwhile a girl that I like just sent me some wedding proposal videos on WhatsApp, she knows Ive liked her for like 4 months now, abeg is this a sign?

Odianose13:
This can't be true. Oh boy, Sharon of those days. Don grow finish. Thanks to Peak milk!

BTW, she talks like she really hates her father or she just came out of a broken relationship. Cos she just dey vex!

Guy most "feminist" de vex. Dem still de do the exact opposite of wetin dem de proclaim

All these girls think it's fresh to look mature now till they are 30 looking 49 and nobody wants to marry them. That's how a 17year old friend told me that her current bf is 26 and the guy thinks she is 21. I just shake head.

TheManOfTheYear:
As an ojuelegba boy I must say this is an insult and a sacrilege to Ojuelegba and Nigeria as a whole.

May you never score any goal in your life again.

May you end up in the English Championship so the word will ever forget that you even existed.

May your name sound like that of an amateur to many football fans around the world and in England.

Oniranu Oshi


**opens playlist,selects Wizkid Ojuelegba, walks away singing**

Even as at the moment I was thinking it's one retired footballer that never blew throughout his career. Who is he. Which club??

I know Ronaldo, hazard and Messi and I know WizKid. But this is the first time I'm hearing g of Joey Barton. Who was he?

The problem is that about 20 of those boys that have been arrested are innocent and know nothing about cult issue.

I have vowed to stop using vaseline. This one is not going to do me anything.

I will just be jamming other ppl anyhow. Roads go be game

psalmson001:
If u think there is something wrong with reading bible from electronic devices, then why dont you stop texting, chatting, sending e-mails, and go back to sending letters via pigeons and post offices.

I think it's a smart idea especially for those using glo network

We are not even supposed to be using paper bibles in church, what happened to the parchments and the stone tablets, that is the main way the word of God should be read.

Now the truth is that we only had the Bible in paper as a result of technological advancements from stone tablets and scrolls, now a new era has come to wipe away the era of paper and pen, even educational materials are being released in digital form instead of paper, talk less of religious materials. It is time to accept it and move with the times.