Euouae:



Can put it straight to you that you are foolish.


Jesus was just the likes of Ogun and Sango in another continent,

If Orunmila`s doctrines have been well propagated. You would have been worshiping it like Christ.


No be white man show your you christ. They brought religion to you. you never found it. #FACT

They forced religion on them, through violence and also by advanced medicine and technology. I mean if people bring advanced medicine and technology and weapons to an archaic civilization, and then tell them that there is a better religion, the archaic civilization is most likely to adjust and take up the religion of the advanced civilization cos they might believe that this God has been able to open their eyes to these advances.

If white people came and we already had sufficient advances in technology and medicine and weapons, I do think we would have been able to repel them from settling and influencing us, we might even have been able to influence them and have them take up our own religions and cultures instead of us adjusting to theirs.

But instead our ancestors were more interested in wearing raffia skirt and worshipping thunder and lightening instead of studying their environments. Even imagine that in the 18th century some African civilizations had not even discovered advanced forms of writing and they were still passing down stories from mouth to ear

Euouae:
Africans are so foolish. Celebrating what they don't have an idea about


Celebrating a man that brutally died in far away Middle-East...

Even the people in his own place dont believe him but people in another continent are crazy about him.


And yet, they dont believe Sango, Obatala, Osun and the likes that are present in there backyards with backed up history

This is the same question I've been asking my friends whenever we have arguement as to why I don't believe in Jesus and God blah blah. Why do u believe so much in some guy that white men came and told you about, that died somewhere you know nothing about, but abandon your own gods. It's just stupid

hajoke2000:
hmmm.....


what a fate !!!


they are truly the children of 21st century ....

That guy was obviously born in the 20th century man, he is obviously older than 18 years. Stop looking for what to say.

akeentech:
I bought a book for a particular course for 10k in uni only to be told the course had been cancelled. I had to sell it to Akara woman, very painful then.

Buying textbook 14k only to realise that it is going around as free pdf file

They need to organise flying car traffic in naija so that someone will not fly his car and go and jam one air pedestrian in edo

This is your first experience at child-bearing ? ..chai.. and I thought you were a pro.

It starts falling off when the infant is 3 or 4 months old, but it's not compulsory you shave it off. Hair grows from the follicle, whatever shaving is done on the surface makes absolutely no difference. The baby's hair would naturally become thicker over the course of time.

This is fact. Same thing with beards, people think that shaving makes it grow faster, or makes it grow in other places(evenly)

My eldest daughter has dreadlocks. It's as clean as afro / short hair. She's never had lice either.

Ive had dreadlocks too, never went to the hairdresser or anyone to take care of them, used towel to twist my hair for a long time, it never smelled, washed 3 times weekly, my hair stayed clean. That guy is just talking out of his butt

God sha didn't try for men. Girls don understand how it feels cos they just have hole. If their hole use to weak and close after cumming they will understand. If u don't last too long then take one or two tabs of tramadol and wear a condom. It helps dull the sensation. Take one tab of manpower drugs too.

Aderewah:
That is why smart lagosians mind their business

as in eh. It's not like he was the only one in the bus. Maybe it's like he's one of those ppl that do overfriendliness and will be gisting and offering help.. me if I enter bus it's my earpiece I don't even want to hear bullshit. The guy sef didn't even have sense that if the $100 was real, the driver would have preferred to take the deal himself? Plus if ur story just starts with "I just came from" then I will just tell u I'm not interested.

Kenneth205:
Condom is now useless self because, I don't see the essence of it when after everything, una go still give each other BJ or heads. What are you now trying to prevent?

Errhhmm. Pregnancy??

These people will use tax and collect how many million naira monthly as salary and allowance just to go and discuss unnecessary things. It's like they don't have something better to discuss

Purewatermeji:
Up PSG. Madrid will suffer tonight


Psg 4 Madrid 1

U think it's psg Vs arsenal?

What about the ones that pastors have been curing with the "blood of Jesus"

JasonScolari:



This is what we expect of General Muhammad Buhari not a poor driver of Ejiro Motors...


Painful thing is that the family of this Hero will be poorly compensated.



Sleep well sir, You deserve our respect.

U wan make Baba pilot naija make e jam first for Aso rock side?

Is abortion legal in Nigeria?

It's there on one car in our house. The last time it was used I heard my uncle whipped one keke man that hit his car. The guy hit my uncle's car and wanted to flex on top him again. My uncle just came out and started whipping the idiot.

simplex2:


How many litres u wan use cover airplane? If na your pikin blood, you go dey use am carelessly like that?

nor even be only outside the plane him wan cover, but plus inside and the whole airport join. Guy truly de waste blood

TheLawTheLegal:
Telling your mum that you are now 18yrs and so have decided to stop going to church.

Your mum will be like is your brain paining you?

Me af

Visiting your friends. Your friend can visit you 100 times, but if you want to visit him once ur parents will ask you, "why can't he visit you instead. What is in his house that is not here.

First of all that guy has PS4 and games in his house

eleojo23:
6. You are never too old to be sent on errands.

You: "Mum I'm 18 now, don't send me on errands anyhow...In fact, I want to live alone now

Mum: Gives you a nasty look that resets your brain sharperly.

You:I swear my fielty and devotion unto you mother, to be used as u see fit

dkam:
Haaaaa...

Emo wolu

Enire lo

Ore mi to high

Oh my god

asuustrike2009:

because the bible condemns it

That's exactly what I mean. There are female jeans, men wore skirts back in those days, I'd it's considered as female clothing then deiwyéé. When the Bible was written, thee3 was nothing like umisex clothing, fashion changes with time and what is considered female/male today might later change a bit and become unisex clothing. Just depends on the society. E.g you can't say you think Scottish bagpipers are sinning cos they wear skirts, it's their traditional way.

asuustrike2009:

It is a sin take or leave it

Why??

People will not condemn this one for mutilating the nysc uniform, but if a girl decided to turn her own into something fresh y'all would be on her neck

Na lesbianism be that. If u are caught 14 years sure. But sha sign the divorce papers. Bible was written in the dark ages. Nothing in there makes sense. Better forget about ur so called husband and move on.

Do what u want. U cle skydaddy is powerless

NLbully:
Seriously this one no be joke oooo...I know majority will ask how I saw the Boooooooobs but y'all should use your brain she's my mother

I saw it when I was in the sitting room with her and she was trying to amend her wrapper my eyes looked at the direction mistakenly though and behold the Boooooooobs were still standing,very well erected at her age

The first thing that actually came to my mind was how can a female's Boooooooobs still be erected at this age when a lot of Boooooooobs have started sagging at the age of 18

Seriously this generation needs to amend it's ways

If u think that boobs fall because if pressing then u should know that ur dad is not functioning well.

Cr7, messi10, okocha10, ronaldinho10,80,

She for first sniff am to confirm

ayzTIGER:
These pistols cracked me up. If they don't jam while trying to shoot then you need to run as your legs can carry after one shot.

As in. Just one shot o

Olukat:
Ordinary LGA election you dey carry ancestral pistol

Nna the ting nor easy o.

I still wonder how jazz will protect somebody from bullet going faster than speed of sound n all that but can't protect someone from sticks and stones