Dare2Try:


My brother the attack no be here, at a time I had to switch off mobro so that I won't have heart attack

Lmao. Nice work then from my boys .

Dare2Try:
Blood of Nebuchadnezzar, abeg where I fit get mourihno e-book on how to defend

How Liverpool attack bin dey? I wasn't able to watch the match.

thoollz:

Your Igbo na from thick forest dem harvest am

No be lukaku him mean. Na Luke Aku, e go be one local village championship match him de watch for him area.

Man u use to think that beating small teams 4-0 is life, let them come and try it with Liverpool nau. Ynwa

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Vaseline, Multipurpose petroleum jelly

ChristJesus:


Lols,

you have a point and you are funny all the way

frenzyduchess:
Micheal is that you

Lol it's not me o.




Did he do the same thing to u?

I won't talk about urself that is impersonating Christ Jesus. If egbon decide to slap u now for impersonation do u think u will survive it??

abelprice:
Let dem show.... I believe in d year 2040 girls will wAlk naked.....

In the 1800s African women in the villages were unclad too, being unclad is not a big deal

Man you issa faggit. Brah get yoself checked in the brain cos it's just sick. Ain't judging im just suggesting something u could do for ur health

Hashimata Kobe ten kuryuibu degato genzui samishita

Evaberry:
...

The only advantage of off campus is that the opposite sex can visit you and spend the night and you can be free and check back whenever you like.

spreado:

you sure say you don Bleep before?
Hands satisfy ke, after some weeks with pussy you won't get any sensation from your hand unless you spend weeks apart from pussy

Having sex is soooooo good i cant think of any words to say. God bless vagina

Lol. By overated I don't mean it's not sweet, it's just not sweet enough to make me do some of the crazy things I see other guys doing for it.

KendrickAyomide:
professional Wankerr spotted

Lmao
Nah, casual self-servicer, maybe once a week.

Sex is overated, only difference is that it's warm n really wet, I could just use my hands n be satisfied.

demefaboy:
My own is to enjoy her pussycat, and leave, no pussy no love

It's not necessary sha. Just find a girl, love her and enjoy only her towtow. Don't use any girl. In begging on their behalf.

demefaboy:
whether joke or not I must do that to a girl, I want to experiment it. Tnx for d good information God bless u

Just be wise, unless it will be mutual and the girl might even out play you. Real heartbreak is not when a girl plays u when u gave your all, it's when a girl u thought u were playing turns out to be the one playing you, that time u start Doubting your intelligence and u start missing her for being so smart.

Op u just invited war to urself, fight it alone, im just watching

zheroes:
dear nairalanders,
please read this true life story and tell me if i was wrong.

a year ago a friend called and told me he will be coming to visit me in abuja, two days after his arrival a cutie came to visit him in my place and he asked me to come and see his friend, she was really beautiful, all through the period of about a week he stayed with me he gave me the impression he was sleeping with her, being that i was not dating anyone then i would love to go clubbing and ofcourse come home with a girl and he would do same sometimes, so i was wondering whether my guy doesnt get tired, when he finally went back he didnt want the cutie to have my number, but she eventually did cos it just happend,she resides in abuja meanwhile he doesnt. we got talking once in a while and when i called him to say she called or we talked he would say she is a runs girl( prostitute) which wasnt true. at a stage i began to have feelings for her and i sensed she felt the same, i called my friend and said i am interested in this girl and all he said was if i have my way i should ride on, probably thinking it wont work, finally i invited her to my house and since then we have been going out and will soon get married, i called my friend back to tell him and he was mad with me that i stole his girlfriend, she said i should confirm from him that he never slept with her.

please tell me where i went wrong so i know what to do.

Did u finally get married?
How is ur marriage if yes. Hope y'all good

demefaboy:
u did well bro

Lmao it's a joke o. I don't support that kind of behaviour at all. It's not good o

ChyOmaa:

You had better be joking biko



I hope you've finished picking up the pieces?

Lol I try but im making good progress. But im staying away from women for now, it's a scary world out there right now.

Instead of cheating just call it off. Cheating just shatters the person that is being cheated on when it's exposed. Makes them feel inferior n they start Doubting themselves n they might even start blaming themselves. To those going through this, it's not ur fault, a caring person would talk things through and try to sort out any thing making him/her unhappy rather than cheat, if dialogue n communication don't help issues then call it off.

Do not cheat

ChyOmaa:

Ika ni e! Haba!!! You're very wicked!!!


......and he even had the guts to type his wicked act here
May God have mercy on you

Lmao it was a joke. Im a good guy actually. Im the guy that gets played and has to pick up the pieces.

DonCandido:
Congrats girl! You are trending! Got your day in the spotlight at last!

Come to think of it your so called "innovative idea" is Oloshoism 2.0. That market has been around since the beginning of civilization.

You didn't go on twitter to sell any new idea called "pretend date" for cash. It's been around in Nigeria for a while. It is called "escort service".

For an escort, you are VERY cheap. This leads inexorably to main reason you put your picture and information out there. You are either a front for ritualists, kidnappers or robbers. You need a real job. An honest job that generates an enobling pay!

I am told make-up artists make tidy bundles these days.

Man ur taking it too deep. It's a joke. Some ppl don't understand how Twitter really works

kalufelix:
How Much Does A Pair Of Breast Cost In The Ritual Market?

Bros 5k we will bring u the full body. Covering cost of matchete, and transportation and all other necessities.

He doesn't get jealous, eg my ex was always busy telling me about the guys that hit on her n I was like oh, lol. Ok. In my mind I was like u won't go let them Bleep u like im doing, come and open pant lemme do my business and let u out the door.

On the other hand I can pretend well and give good advice even when i really don't care, that's one thing that fooled my ex, I broke up n she was like u were the only one that was always there for me. In my mind I was like I was only there for the poosy, stop calling me shuu.

Lmao if its me then the girl would have left since. Me that will have 5k bonus credit to expire tomorrow and I will prefer to just admire the credit till it expires than to call somebody. I hate calls eh. My exes and future gf sef have all complained about it. 4 times a week is even too much for me. If I call u it's either I need something from you, which u will know, or I really care about u, which u will also know.

bigerboy200:
Lol... when [/b]Messi or Ronaldo tear goal..do they stay by the goal post to celebrate or they run far away to celebrate?? [b].... if she is ur wife..it's understandable to do the cuddling ish after nacking ..but if na one random chick..abeegy..make she come dey go her house jare

U just made my night with this

BigSarah:
So there's this guy in my department looks so much like my primary school sweetheart who passed away .
Anytime I see him I get so drawn to him.. I'm a really shy person like nervous, Sweating,heartracing kinda shy, only around him though.
So I took his number off my department group chat and started sending him all sort of texts and he replied back well for the first 3days but he kept saying that I should tell him who I'm (I didn't use my number got a new line, just for that purpose). As of Yesterday He Sent me this mean text

.Mtchew.... Wtf
Sarah or whatever ur name is, dont call nor text me again
Who cares abt who u are.
Let's dis be the last time u call and text me..
To hell with u, mtchew ..

I didnt call him throughout that day, but I called today he still asked who is dis, I ignored the question then he hanged up.
What do I do now? Telling him it's me is gonna be so embarrassing to me I've poored out my heart shamelessly in those texts and it'll be horrible if he ends up not dating me after the revelation.
I don't wanna miss him please Tips

Ok, let's start by saying u fvcked up.
U should have inboxed him on WhatsApp with your own number. A simple hi would have sufficed.
But what is done is done, u can only forge ahead.
Now I would suggest u actually meet him face to face and talk about it, if he is the understanding type he will understand your shyness and ur weird approach. If he doesn't, then expect to get a weird look from all the guys in school the next day, like a group of guys looking in ur corner n suddenly bursting into laughter. It's risk stuff sha, just be sure u want to take this risk

Coldfeets:


Haahaahaahaaahiooooooo

Chai!

Guy, I swear I've never thought about it that way but now you mentioned it, I think you're the man!

lol

Kebreal92:
SHAYO CAN BE WICKED ATIMES, IT CAN MAKE YOU SEE UR OWN FATHER AND YOU BE LIKE "SENIOR MAN UR FACE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR,UNA NEWLY PARK COME THIS COMPOUND?"

hahahaha