I don't see anything wrong with the question but I'd rather ask specific questions, that way we can branch out as we talk about each question

Eg tell me about urself

And: im chiraqdemon im 2000 years old im from....

Vs

Ur from Lagos right, which part?
Ans: surulere
Ur mom or dad cos my dad is from there too the...

And u can just branch and go and topics will just be flowing

But if u use the tell me about urself pattern, u end up breaking the chain to fit side convos in the middle and then you'll now have to go back and bring up the question u interrupted and maybe the vibe for that particular gist might have died.

Sha idk so don't ask me, im not the king of convos.

smith666999:
mumu corn eater... billionaire to join student cult?

Lmao. Davido is a confirmed aiye boy. You would know if u knew what to look for

Davido na aiye nau. Na today Una know. See these ppl de talk o.

But we have a 14 years law. How come these ppl still live normally in this naija. Smh
Sha instead of coming out of the closet u shoulda gone to the psych ward cos if ppl claim right for having feelings for other ppl of same gender then ppl that have feelings for children and corpses and ppl that can only be turned on by raping ppl will also start claiming rights, afterall "it's who they are". All these things are not normal to me o.

Quote only if u understand my point of view.

Cut 500million for me and leave my sex alone

iamsammie:

If this is true then that is the most Insecure sh!t I've ever heard
String a guy along to test beauty and gain attention, rubbish

A girl once told me that she just likes feeling wanted and desired after I asked her why she doesn't just say no to guys. N she was talking and stringing 16 guys along at that time. I think that number is increasing. I told her so u r insecure n she got angry. I was like ur vex boil water?

irofulu:
you are a killer when you are suggesting an abortion and even if that unborn child is not yours, you were contributing sexually, now you want to opt out for us to support your actions, bros carry your cross ooo, and ladies stop having chicken brains for men to experienment ooo close your laps and save your life's from irresponsible men.

More like irresponsible girls should just stay away from responsible men before they start looking for who to blame pregnancy on. Just look at a girl he trusted o, going to club with 4 men and then lying about it. Do engaged women just go to club with 4 men innocently without letting their partners know? Plus the pastor Mike episode. This girl is a cheat and does not even deserve the attention and respect this guy is still showing her.

Bros all the years u have been using pull out method and she did no get pregnant. Bros she has become a ho. Dump her sorry ass and if the kid is yours take it and leave. Girls are scum, SCUM I say.

Smh. So now that she posted it on social network she thinks they won't see it and come and search the toilets for her?

Her towtow stank. Shit always had my face sqouze when she goes, It was hard work keeping my face straight when she got wet. Like 3 oe 4 days n my deek n fingers will still be stankin upon the fact that I use dettol to bath n I bath 2x daily.
I stopped eating eba throughout our relationship cos of that, I couldn't even bring my hand close to my face without my face getting squoze all up. The upside is that it made me stop chewing my nails.

My cousin, not father or brother

iamsammie:
Recently meet this lady who was giving all the green lights, getting angry when I don't call, calling me sweet names only for me to make a move on her and I get the
"oh sorry, I'm not looking for a relationship right now"
I mean what the fu(k was all that about.

That's how they do. There was this girl I liked n I told her but she was always telling me we can't date, I moved on n dated another girl n told her I love the girl n sharply cut communication with her. Next thing this girl started calling n saying I've got a babe n now I've forgotten ppl that are missing me, she started calling me baby n love n all those sweet names and even started suggesting meetings/dates and stuff. Fast forward to when I broke up with my gf I decided to ask her out again n she said we r just friends. I just blocked her sorry azz n moved on.

Pornhub is not good for these ppl

This whole story just had my face sqouze like I smelt shhyte. Y'all need yabaleft

Adaumunocha:
Our men are not mentally ready for such... Maybe next 100yrs or so

The women too are not. They are still waiting for a guy that will bring 100million dollars all diamond ring for them.

Yeligray:
REPENT AND GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST!!! THESE ARE ALL SIGNS OF END TIME.

The plague happened sooooooooo long ago, killed a huge part of the llittle population the world had back then, it was seen as one of the signs of the end time, till today the end never come.

johnson232:

Meaning u aren't free with ladies yet
U know what that means...it means u still have fear for ladies..u may likely deny this, but it is the truth....

So u cant be talking about wooing women when u still fear them subconsiously...
So u need to start from the basics....

I was not denying it. I just said if I get to know a girl the shyness goes n I'll be free with the girl.

Unotheactivist- trips
Kodak black- transporting

johnson232:

hmmm
Quite Strange

I know. I find it strange too. cos I can enter somewhere n just strike convo with guys immediately but if i enter where girls are ill just lock up, even when I try to talk I'll just find my brain shutting down. On the other hand if I finally start talking to a girl n get to know her then I'll just be very free n all the shyness will leave, but my main challenge is breaking the ice in the first place.

DanseMacabre:
Kai! And no evidence. If she raised an alarm the mob might even descend on her for wanting to spoil the man's marriage. I feel so sorry.


Wetin be that film name that year sef? 'I Spit on Your Grave'. Babe needs to watch it to know how to go about ending the man's career.


I guess the man's name slipped out of karma's database.

Karma might have registered the poor kids instead

johnson232:

Lol
Not enough reason to still be shy
Unless u guys didn't take it seriously, probably on a hi hi level

Lmao we did. Like the uh yess baby harder level
Still idk im just really reserved. Plus Girls straight up scare me

johnson232:

Lol
Howcome u have dated twice & u are still shy?

Cos the girls are the ones that chyked me

jonaifame22:
Refusing to leave when a gal I have an arrangement wth arrives

Na this one de pain pass.

This one is my guy's neighbors. If he's cooling they'll just come in and carry plate and start dishing food for themselves. The guy even eats less of his food than his neighbours. The other neighbor will start hailing the guy's name anytime the guy brings girl home, not just hailing he will start knocking and telling my guy to open up that he wants to see who the girl is. If my guy forgets to lock his door he will just open it and enter and come and start hailing the girl. The day I borrowed my guys room to have sex, I just closed the door n forgot to lock it, next thing somebody was just saying bad guy, na like this u de catch am, I just flung shoe at the guy and warned him(it was then that my guy told me of how the guy behaves sef). I couldn't even fight him cos I didn't want to put my guy in trouble with his landlord for giving out his room to another person(guys landlord is deeper life and has rules in his compound) . Smh i just told him he is relating with them too much that's why they feel they can just be barging into his room anyhow. Familiarity really brings disrespect

Then this one is me, not a neighbor but a teacher that was staying in the staff quarters behind my hostel back in my ss2 days. Early morning like this when that morning sleep is just entering you, the man will start forming chorister and will start singing and singing, thing used to pain us eh. Then late night the other one will start playing his music, somebody cannot even enjoy the beginning or end of his sleep

johnson232:

But u can relate with girls comfortably?
U have female friends?

I don't, I have no female friends.
Dated twice. 4 girls have told me they liked me in the past.

jamarifox:
Any piece of advice?

Just free ur mind. Clutching will be ur main problem but that should pass in a bit. It'll be well. Don't be afraid of other cars but be weary of them

HarunaWest:

Which Planet Did You Escape From?

Planet of the chimps

LifeofAirforce:
Dis one don score goal

What if e come be hat trick

Prince4945:
You only put the Tip?

And he doesn't move in her pvssy

iluvpomo:
It was really difficult. Anyone that knows footballers know that their schedules are crazy

Let’s be real .... she knows that he’s giving the D to some Liu Wen, Fe Fe Sun, Zhou Xun etc

Even Jiu Shen Zhe is not left out