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Ashewo boi

Lemme quickly comment before i miss front page....


Wow, nice Couples...






Click like if u miss OBJ as ur president... Ignore if u dnt... Quote me if u re skeptical about it.

penquin:
all dhis chains no dey heavy for their neck

he is still fat but al least, he is smaller than Nigeria's problems.

Ezechinwa:
foundamental boo boo.....
am a futo student... final year..... am on a 2-1 second class upper but will do my best to improve it...
make the libuary your best friend..... '

i see u my fellow futoite... Which department?

sirRiddy:
2'1 was possible because my first year and second year GPA were fairly comfortable, amounted to well over 3.5, don't get it wrong. After the third year, the nosedive in grades amounted to about cumulative GPA 3.2 or so. With mediocre grades in the fourth year, there was not much improvement. It was in my fifth year after IT that 'my eye con clear' and knowing this was the last chance, that I decided to give it all I had. I made an average of 4.2 in my final year in addition to the 'free' boost Industrial Training (SIWES) grades gave most of us then, I found my final GPA at 3.64.
So, you need to see two clauses here:
1. Fairly good grades at the start
2. The boost the IT results gave
3. The self conviction I had to take when I knew having below 2'1 would affect my aspirations, post college.

Computer science, Ife.

SO UR CGPA AFTER 300 LEVEL WAS 3.2 AND YOU MADE THE TARGET.





U ARE AN INSPIRATION. THANKS ALOT. WOULD U MIND IF I FOLLOW YOU?

abeg, my ear do full with all this best students, best universities....







#I QUIT

sirRiddy:
With an F, an E and 2D's, the GPA amounted to barely 2.5.

wow, and you were still able to make the 2'1 you aspire for. i am still an udergraduate and these tips will really be helpful to me. thanks alot man.




i school in futo, mechanical engineering. and you? where did you finish from and course?

sirRiddy:
Do not mix your academics with extracurricular activities. As an undergraduate, I was involved in acquisition of skills like learning how to code and project management. Some meetings I had to attend and projects I had to work on interfered with studying period and it had a massive declivity on my grades in my third year, I even had an F in a course I gambled in. My advice is to stay focused while school is on session but do not joke with your holidays. Summarily, your priority is to make a good grade out of school but 'naija' world goes beyond that now. Asides connection, you need to stay competitive and picking up as many relevant skills as possible is key. However, this should not have an adverse effect on your grades. MAXIMIZE YOUR HOLIDAYS. I am grateful for my 2-1 but I would have loved if I hit the 4 point mark, which I was nowhere close to.

sorry to ask, what did u get in your 3rd year?

DickDastardly:
DickDastardly's 10 1st Class Commandments!
(1) Stay away from bad biatches. Books and Booobs dont mix!
(2) Watch the bad Hommies, they'd try to pull you into their hussle but dont let 'em cos you'e gat yo eyes on the prize!
(3) Parties and clubbing are no nos cos you'd be wasting yo reading time!
(4) Never join the back seat crew cos lecturers will always mark you and when exam comes, no matter what you write they'd still feel you aint worthy of it!
(5) Take notes, expecially salient points like yo life depend on 'em. Most times the don spills his exam questions without knowing.
(6) loading..........

DickDastardly:
........contd
(6) Get close to dons, it helps to make you stand out. Dont just be another faceless student to 'em. Ask smart questions in class and seek them out after class for further clarifications. That way they'd know you have a target and might aid you unknowingly!
(7) Read, Re-read, Read again and Re-read even some more. With more practice comes perfection.
( This should have been number one, but nevertheless, keep very close to whatever you worship. It helps in maintaining your 360 life circle!
(9) Compete healthily with best. It does wonders as it tends to bring out the best in you!
(10) Avoid Student Unionism! You can easily be witch-hunted. It happened to me, though i wriggled outtavit!
Bon Voyage to the pretigious Island of 1st Class!
NB: 1st Class gurantees you nothing in life after school. It only stands you out while you have to still fight fairly to earn any living. Goodluck!

wow mahn, you nailed it. i love most the number 7. practice makes perfect indeed. and also i like what you said about the note taking. you are the best mahn!

ehen na, we dey vex...


we no get joy...

Burn the bottom with a cigar, if she does not scream then, it is fake...... If she screams then it is real

but I like facebook

Phema:
*Raises hand*

I sir!

Now, where is my prize?

Come take it in my room... Well constructed for u alone...

A vigin is someone that has never knacked akpako....


A virgin is someone that has neva done shukulee or have never been shukuleed...


A virgin is a girlthat no man knows how deep she is


A virgin is a girl that has not the thought or imagined about peeling a guy



Now the question comes; can a girl disvirgin herself by giving bj

ajahexcel:
Chiscomax, you know me?

No, I just see visions... Kidding, yeah I do bros... One of ur fans. U re a casorite too nd I attend there once in a while

This futo boy... Nice write up

bushdoc9919:
Actually, I am not bald....but I see nothing wrong with it.

Some of the people I admire are bald...and they live normal lives!

Baldoooo... I see, so bald people re more respected.

Orial:
Sometimes it's unfair. People will assume you must be so old and expect you to behave accordingly not knowing you might even be younger than them

hehehehe, that's true... Ve u got a bald head too?

kalet55:
Na them fyn pass

story for d gods

Skillfullulu:
I sabi abuse em die, I get co-worker that's got bald head too, I dey yab em big time.

funny...

Bald Head is also known as Alopaecia(I hope i got the spelling correct).


I used to have a friend who has tried everything he could to make even if it's a strand of hair to grow on his head but to no avail. He has been scolded so many times about this and trust boys na, they formed a Saying for him; ''Pikin wey wan follow e fada drag bald head, na headache go kill am'' i keep on wondering how they can cope with this situation. Have you found a way of growing your hair back?

She said she's from ABJ, i said i want a BJ... Front page abeg

If this one touch front page naim bsay ah don hammer.. Second to comment

Can someone who made a 2:2 in engineering bSc and a 2:1 Masters still get a job in somewhere like shell,nnpc,chevron,etc?

Capableben:
of course Nigeria is blessed with witty citizens:

BTW,
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
SHE IS ADORABLE
SHE IS INYELLIGENT
SHE IS FRIENDLY
SHE IS AWESOME

SHE IS Nabsprada!!
Vote her in as the beauty queen of this forum...
Don't forget...

does this relate to the topic?

AfricanApple:
d sharpest girl in expo matters in my dept has d highest grade last semester

we wey dey spend sleepless night to study hard kon fall below her

god help Nigeria and Nigerians

yeah... A country where the corrupt ones end up being celebrated

benromeo39:
Lmao, slow-wits be finding the opinion of the masses to justify their ignorance since the days of John the Baptist.

Kindergarten, primary, secondary and tertiary level; "who pass nai know book". It is very true that some lecturers fail students on purpose regardless of their efforts, but that doesn't discredit the brilliance of those that did well.

You should calm down before you create a thread, the topic should be "who nur pass nai dull?"

you cannot tell me how to create my thread bro. You cannot at all. You can create that if u like

ALKARULEZ615:
u wan piss?

k

[quote author=menix post=27703802][/quote]onye gwara gi ota?

ALKARULEZ615:

excuse me?